Cambuulo iyo bun;976957 wrote: Lafoole is there as we speak, King Khalid,farayare,zeinab labadhagax and others i dont remember already visited the city abti, these are second-rate failed singers in the autumn of their careers............ eeking out a living in a failed state, ma garatay? unless the UN declares this pitiful wasteland free from landmines and IEDs, i highly doubt, it'll be safe for our cultural icons to visit. this is unlikely to happen in our lifetime.

C-list goldie oldies past their sell-by dates are flocking en mass to this man made hell-hole. i wonder why? you don't see Ikran caraale iyo Abdi Holland swimming liberally in lido beach, do you? NO! why? because they're not desperate. only the foolish and desperate remain. all others have managed to flee. this is not surprising. just this week alone there was 2 suicide bombings, if ever there was reason to leave.

this city is built on slavery.

Apophis;976947 wrote: ^ war it was a general commet ya abor, and I'm not in the mood for more travelling just yet but I'll let you know. i see. oo wayooow? you can't be bored already? nothing Nairobi can't fix. :cool:

the Somalia interior minister looks bored.

^ an insinuation that you've owned, own or owing, miyaa? these Andy Townsend type little comments aren't necessary, abti.

Apophis;976929 wrote: I saw it a few months back, it's ok; 5/10, no more. And I'm not in Eastleigh, I'm chilling in Mombasa; beautiful place, reminds me of Mogadishu. PM is open now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@PM is open now. i don't even use that. did you think i'd send you a PM? naga daa ciyaarta, inaar. i'm glad to see your traveling well. done anything interesting? try to reach Rwanda and Burundi. i was going to make that journey but wasn't able to....... at the time. Kigali is a nice city, apparently and Bujumbura has been noted for it's festive and lively culture scene. if you're ever in the nation's capital, let me know via the PMs and i'll organise a nice session for us.

^ turki samaale, inaar. by the looks of it you got gardaadin-ised by Dennis Rodman, ma garatay?

i find tech-freaks to be morally bankrupt. when is the iPhone 5t coming through? perhaps some of the people here can donate their old iPhone 5s to me. i heard there was an invisible iphone too. ma ruunba?

the niqababes are like any expired organic products. you just don't know what you'll get. most are rotten. but every so often, you'll find, there are some edible niblets that'll tick your fancy, maha?

^ it seems there's no way to contact you. xagee PM's waad iska xidhay, maha? balse, hope all is well with you and you're in the best of health and hitchins. how have you been, inaar? ka waraan Eastleigh iyo jawigeeda? i watched Zero Dark Thirty a few days back and to be quite honest, i wasn't impressed to say the least.

Daqane;976795 wrote: Alpha, how you cling in your evident inferiority complex to a tired narrative, how this must nurture you when you consider the years you have wasted on a dream among a community that never accepts you, mogadishu lives brah, and hargeisa the capital of somaliland is smaller than medina district and has less services, the people are friendlier and less qabilist, and full of cuqdaad as your people, after 22 years the count of foreign embassies in Hargeisa is O in dangerous mogadishu it is already 11 with to my knowledge another 5 are to open this year, the level of reconstruction in xamar in the past 2 years has surpassed anything that has happened in SOMALILAND the past 10, and am talking of private investment and not turkeys belevolence, mogadishu port already surpasses the increasingly moribund berbera port [thanks to djibouti's 5 ports project]the port of mogadishu after just 1 year of operations is raking in more than berbera with out access to the much lauded 80 million market that you guys have singularly failed to serve, with a $170m PPP project in the offing, beyond the reach of anything your trolls nest can produce ...its residents reduced to their natural reality of rock abseiling, the banadir police force is already better equiped and paid more than a bedraggled SOMALILAND officer, the highest paid engineer with the UN in somaliland is paid $900/= net and is termed taajirka beesha while the starting salary of one in xamar at graduate trainee level is $2,500/- and that is with the dan guud project a minor banaadir province program. But since you are the knower of xamar the real discerner of everything xamari, please talk to your fellow qowdhans in xamar, the influx of shop owners and waiters, the drivers of taxi's and beautiful lady owners of hairdressers and carwos, the rebuilders of their properties or the goverment employees in xamar, the m.p's and the students in mogadishu colleges and universities, the great picture takers at lido beach with their fake samsung phones, indeed to personalise it tell the ex-dumbuluq cargo manager of mogadishu airport about your dystopian visions, your perverse ineffectual nac-nac on sol, please tell them to go back and wait for ictiraaf in hargeisa on empty stomachs and hopeless minds as you continue your biliqo of your people just like a proper dayuusbaro should. Xamar is 2.5 million residents moving on... family ties and freindships sustained through every perversity and conflict, with the steely determination, inspite and despite of the approbation or odium of others in any fora, the city lives & grows and is still the most cosmopolitan and dynamic city of al-sumal and lays claim to a dynamism that none of your litany of dust bowl agglomerations of clan watering points can ever develop or claim. Only in SOL were a post is a post is like any other can it seems that there is any competition any sort of intrigue or comparision between the actions of a 20 ton bulldozer and the meanderings of a coackroach running helter skelter, trying its best to proclaim that being king is everything even if it is of a dunghill. In summation raag ba meesha ku hadlaya ee ka dheex baax. + Alpha Blondy;976839 wrote: i will respond to this tonight. soo diyaar garoow, abti. = Cambuulo iyo bun;976862 wrote: ilma adeerayaal (Al and Daqane) sheydanka iska naara. waa iga tallo:) Daqane, i didn't write anything seminal to warrant this long, emotionally winded and gasping for breath sort of reaction. i merely wrote what's out there, abti. getting angry and defensive wa laga ficaanyahay. caay iyo aflagaadana wa laga ficaanyahay. ka hortaga israca shacabka siba isbahaysiga beelaha ku magac dheere Turki Samaale jooji, adigoo wanaageena iyo wax wada qabsigeena dhowraya. sidadaradeed waxaa ku wanaagsanan lahayd inaad bacda iska furtid. waxaan kugu ixtiramaya sharciga, shuruucda, nidaamka iyo heeshiska naga dhexeeya ninkaa odeyga ah ee aad isku tolka tihin, ma garatay? wa bilahi towfiq Al.

Daqane;976795 wrote: Alpha, how you cling in your evident inferiority complex to a tired narrative, how this must nurture you when you consider the years you have wasted on a dream among a community that never accepts you, mogadishu lives brah, and hargeisa the capital of somaliland is smaller than medina district and has less services, the people are friendlier and less qabilist, and full of cuqdaad as your people, after 22 years the count of foreign embassies in Hargeisa is O in dangerous mogadishu it is already 11 with to my knowledge another 5 are to open this year, the level of reconstruction in xamar in the past 2 years has surpassed anything that has happened in SOMALILAND the past 10, and am talking of private investment and not turkeys belevolence, mogadishu port already surpasses the increasingly moribund berbera port [thanks to djibouti's 5 ports project]the port of mogadishu after just 1 year of operations is raking in more than berbera with out access to the much lauded 80 million market that you guys have singularly failed to serve, with a $170m PPP project in the offing, beyond the reach of anything your trolls nest can produce ...its residents reduced to their natural reality of rock abseiling, the banadir police force is already better equiped and paid more than a bedraggled SOMALILAND officer, the highest paid engineer with the UN in somaliland is paid $900/= net and is termed taajirka beesha while the starting salary of one in xamar at graduate trainee level is $2,500/- and that is with the dan guud project a minor banaadir province program. But since you are the knower of xamar the real discerner of everything xamari, please talk to your fellow qowdhans in xamar, the influx of shop owners and waiters, the drivers of taxi's and beautiful lady owners of hairdressers and carwos, the rebuilders of their properties or the goverment employees in xamar, the m.p's and the students in mogadishu colleges and universities, the great picture takers at lido beach with their fake samsung phones, indeed to personalise it tell the ex-dumbuluq cargo manager of mogadishu airport about your dystopian visions, your perverse ineffectual nac-nac on sol, please tell them to go back and wait for ictiraaf in hargeisa on empty stomachs and hopeless minds as you continue your biliqo of your people just like a proper dayuusbaro should. Xamar is 2.5 million residents moving on... family ties and freindships sustained through every perversity and conflict, with the steely determination, inspite and despite of the approbation or odium of others in any fora, the city lives & grows and is still the most cosmopolitan and dynamic city of al-sumal and lays claim to a dynamism that none of your litany of dust bowl agglomerations of clan watering points can ever develop or claim. Only in SOL were a post is a post is like any other can it seems that there is any competition any sort of intrigue or comparision between the actions of a 20 ton bulldozer and the meanderings of a coackroach running helter skelter, trying its best to proclaim that being king is everything even if it is of a dunghill. In summation raag ba meesha ku hadlaya ee ka dheex baax. i will respond to this tonight. soo diyaar garoow, abti.

Haatu;976819 wrote: See Alpha what you did? People actually believe what you say meaning you enrage honest Somalis and you further brainwash gullible Landers. Daqane, Alpha was just being Alpha. No need for that long post. Haatu, iska amuus. you don't speak for me. i will speak myself.

Tallaabo;976831 wrote: We call it gardaadin and as Alpha said it is indeed an ancient Duriyada culture:D +1 thanks. that's what it is called, miyaa? i'm so proud of gardaadin. ;)

^ durriyaddu maxaay kicii. one small MIG ayeey waali ka cabanayan eh...........

Che -Guevara;976741 wrote: So, to give you a chance for snarky comments. Don't disappoint me now. i see.

Cambuulo iyo bun;976733 wrote: LOL waraa Al go to xamar and see it by your own eyes i can guarantee you the only thing xamar lack is a bit of stability other than that its not a big difference between xamar and hargeysa inaar ee sidaa ula sooco. I hate when people who never set their foot in xamar badmouth it. abti, i'm not hating walahi. please khalad ha iga fahmin, ma garatay? i would love to see xamar. i'm intrigued by it, really. i would love to see it and to put it to the litmus test, really i would. but i can't go. it's not safe. it's too dangerous. there's all sorts of clan militia. there's kidnapping and potential for hostage situations. there's terrorism everywhere. i would love to go, abti. i can't risk my life in a place where life has no value. i pray for the folks of xamar. they need it.

it is rather tragic that thread like these are posted on these boards, not least because, it's misleading but also because of their impracticality. we all know Mogadishu is a hell-hole. i've never been there but i know. i know this because it's the truth. this airport ''adan adde international airport'' is a joke. we know this because AMISOM fufu troops continually harass indigenous somalis travelers. we also know it houses international calamiga folks while reer Mogadishu folks look on and starve on a daily-basis. it's like a gated-community inside the ghetto. it's pathetic. what purpose do these threads like these serve bal. they promote a lifestyle beyond the reach of average folks. it's similar to living in the ghettos and seeing a nice sports car pass you by. you can look but you can't touch. you can admire but can't afford. it's so ridiculous.

looks good.

couple of VIPs at Al's residential estate today. good dynamic so far.

Che -Guevara;976696 wrote: I am always skeptical about these sorts of projects, but hopefully it works. why did you post it, then?

YoniZ;976694 wrote: Waryaa Alpha, health and safety mentality way kaa masaxantay maaha? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL who is going to enforce it, abti? i had control of the situation ee sida uula soco.

*ibtisam, please STOP browsing my thread adigoo mudane. don't you have something better to do like.....the siesta.