what makes people do these sorts of things time and again? what has gone wrong in a society when this sort of thing happens regularly? beneath the vanished glare and invincible armour of bravado, America, i'm afraid, appears to be rotting from the inside. there is no doubt, these people are wicked and represent the extremest extremes of humanity...... pedophilia is on the increase, rape is on the increase, incest is commonplace, gay marriages are accepted as lawful, mass suicide is a regular occurrence. indeed their culture is savage, wicked and has taken a divergent path from the norm. America has fallen from grace. from this we can infer that America has no legitimacy left. gone are the days of the unilateral crusades and pathetic attempts to police the world. balse........there's something resilient within America. the greatest civilization man has seen or will ever see and it shall overcome. indeed. on behalf of shacbiga reer Somaliland, meelkastoy dhafaa dunida ka joogaan, dalka guddihiisa iyo debediisaba, we are sending our prayers and heart-felt sympathies to our friend and ally. indeed.

watching SLNTV news. President Silaanyo has laid the first stone, in a pompous stone laying ceremony, for the road between burao and erigavo, fulfilling Kulmiye's biggest pledge in their 2010 manifesto. the President appears to be encouraging the shabac to participate in this epic mashruuc that'll cover approx 275km in SL's vast eastern regions. EXCELLENT. is this to atone for the recent clan skirmishes in erigavo and Genel Energy pulling out of SL?

SL must decentralise for it's survival. the mayor of Hargeisa has brought the system to a complete halt. this is potentially dangerous. the new mayor of the nation's capital Abdirahman SOTELCO, has brought the administrative proceedings of Dowlada Hoose ee Hargeisa to a complete halt, kadiba markii uu go'ansadey inay everything is approved by him. this has built up a back-log of work for the recently elected mayor of Hargeisa. according to reliable sources, the mayor, who is fairly young and was expected to improve the dire straits of the local municipality, has instituted a system considered so rigid, that something as basic as approving the title deeds to a property, now requires his signature pending approval. this institutional qalooc is rampant across the board in the country. SL, a breakaway region in Northern Somalia has established peace, in what is otherwise a country known for being the first failed state in the world. SL, under the right of centre ruling government party Kulmiye, was expected to reach the Millennium Development Goals in 2015. despite this latest institutional qalooc, SL continues to attract FDI, and is known to have deposits of oil in it's North Eastern region. Daily News, Hargeisa, Somaliland

^ Cambuulo, what did you make of today's darwarsi? are you privy to any inside information?

LIVE:Cagmadheere on the phones. excellent discussions all round. he's using reer baris iyo reer baasto as metaphors. does he mean the HAG iyo the f.aaqash folks? ileen the extra trimmings including the salads, beetroot iyo the banana will always remain the stay eh? :p there's a singer singing a nice song as i write this. superb. Universal TV is on excellent form walahi.

Cambuulo iyo bun;977822 wrote: yo Al pass me the link inaar. Thanks it's on Universal TV. i don't have an internet link but Marksman posted a link on a thread in the politics section.

^ abti, there's too much ear wax in my ears so i'm hard off hearing, ma garatay?

^ tell them i'm not crazy, abti. i beg you tell them, dee.

LIVE: watching the Brussels conference on Universal TV.

^ you need a goodnight kiss, maha?

this BS thread is a joke. MMA speaks af-maay. Nuune speaks af-Jinni, Abbass has the worse reer biyomaal mumbo-jumbo accent and Haatu......well, he speaks with the worst accent of the markabuul folks. abtis, y'all have no right to translate anything. cease from diluting the af-Somaliga.

Classified;977790 wrote: Why are you using the name of an ethnic group (Somalilander/Slander) as a verb? :D

at work. listening to music. lots of documents. dhur prayer is due. stomach hungry. - sida wa laga ficaanyahay. ;)

JAH Bless y'all. T.O.K go hard on this track. BIG up!

Khadafi;977779 wrote: Rice and meat combined with banana must be a somali invention. Hey it is better then the tiikniko, it does not kill people;) how ignorant of you, abti. rice and pasta with all the trimmings including the famous banana for 364 days per year for a period of 10 years and type 2 diabetes happens. all sorts of people are developing type 2 diabetes even those without hereditary diabetes thanks to this disgusting tasteless muck. vegetables are better for y'all. waa iga taalo.

Mad_Mullah;977767 wrote: So when people say OG's are Xabashis that's OK but when Xamar gets attacked I need to get banned? To be honest Alphy you talk like a bi-polar girl on her period, one day you're the most nationalist Somali - defending the capital and all and the next day you say stuff like this: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/72919-No-Comments-09-09-2013-Villa-Somalia?p=977103#post977103 i'm constructive. you're just being a little prick. i don't mean any harm when i write these annoying little comments. you're malignant in your ways. abti, you're right about having the painters in maanta. i didnt have the most impressive day, ma garatay? this sort of thing reflects in my own work on SOL. :cool: when the world is cold it helps to be a staunch nationalist. it's comforting. when i'm in a great mood, i'll say or do anything walahi. i take the good days over the bad days. you're just bad everyday. anyways, i shan't justify my ways to you but take this advise - '' always take the positive over the negative, even if there's nothing to be positive about. for indeed the negative is easy to find.'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL circa 16th September 2013.

Mad_Mullah;977762 wrote: Don't you know Mogadishu is one of Turkey's biggest cities soon they will learn how to speak Turkish. you are pathetic. i'm sick and tired of these thread you post daily. you ought to be BANNED immediately, you invaluable speck of dust. do you get a kick from these little posts you continually post? do you think it's impressing anyone? do you think it's funny? do you think laughing about our pathetic state of affairs is funny? do you think we haven't heard it before? abti, isku xishood or i'll do something about it, ma garatay?

^ i agree. but maybe it's time to STOP offering the shirt off our backs to foreigners. because they don't give two flying fcuk about us. abti, don't you get it......these people are not interested in being the guests of Somali hospitality. if they did, then they'd come to our tourist sites and places of specific natural beauty or the places they refuse UNESCO heritage status because it's too dangerous, the same dangerous places that of our people call home. they want what Somalis have.....without the pleasantries and the nice seating arrangements. by my own estimates, most Somalis don't have 2 seat sofas that can fit 3 Turks. the foreigners....whether the Turks, the Arabs or the westerners will sit 5 persons to a 2 seat sofa, if necessary, ma garatay? WHY? because by their very nature, they expect to sit down in our best furniture....while millions of Somalis go hungry and die of thirst. this is same nature that empowers them to feel entitled to our national resources. we empower them and we lose markasta iyo meelkasta. pity. don't y'all get it! :mad: these foreigners just want the resources, they won't remember the colour coordination of the sofa iyo curtains ee sida uula soco. if they could nuke us to get the resources beneath our ground, they would. and you're talking about giving our best seats, specially those furnished in luxurious gold iyo purple, to these folks. you ought to be ashamed of yourself. you're so small minded. oorad oo isaso aas, abti.

Al: you know Ester you've been here for many a years now and we're very proud to have you working with us. thanks for operating on my left ear last week. i promised we'd discuss your terms of employment......... would you be interested in a 10% salary increase? we must look after our workers, you know. Ester Obiko: indeed, your auditory tube or pharyngotympanic tube, the tube that links the nasopharynx to the middle ear warranted to be.accurately reconfigured. it was my pleasurable honour my most excellent sir. indeed, and regrettably, one must decline your offer of renegotiating my contractual obligations to this establishment. Al: ....you may have to explain that to me in simple language Ester. i knew you were a qualified architect but had no idea you were a qualified ear surgeon, too. Ester Obiko: ok. basically, i would like to resign with immediate effect.....within the terms of my contract. Al:....that's terrible? you know very well this company was your idea, your work built this company and your work is the best i have seen in this country. you cannot leave us.....you're too important Ester. Ester Obiko: my good man........ understandably, this is not intended to show ungratefulness.....you know, my latter day saint convictions run deep. our Lord John Smith forbade us from expressing compendious contemptuous to folks. one must acknowledge by way of acknowledgments that you're a professional colleague. i have NEVER admittedly observed a human with your extraordinarily extraordinary mechanisms in the field of labour. Al: i see? Ester Obiko: one is gladiolus to our sympathetic symbiosis, my good gentleman. Al: what is the problem Ester? talk to me. Ester Obiko: my honorable gentleman, my concerns are not at discordance with unsettling my energies and our delightful synergies. Al: gartay? Ester Oiriki: our exact sentiments are in unison. Al:: so......what will you do? Ester Obiko my nairobi university buddy has occupational obligations for one in the administrative city of Garowe in Puntland Region, Somalia Federal Government. Al: i see, 40% Ester? Ester Obiko: 14% and we are cruising like it was 1969 in Miami, Flordia? Al and Ester Oiriki laugh together. Al delegates the day's activities to Ester. she goes home to cook mixed-fruits Ugali as a treat for the successful negotiations. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x 1450. l LOVE KENYANS, WALAHI. :p:p;);)

here in the nation's capital, there are plenty of Kenyans, both the Somali sujuites sort but also the bantu sangududes types. they're generally great people. they have an excellent work ethic and i'd hire them before i consider Somali applicants. Somali workers are very lazy. they're not very punctual either nor are they able to work to the Kenyan standards.

Mukhtar or should that be ''Don Mukhtario'', the local provider of tabs on adeeg and basic essentials for Al's Residential Estate and various other estately homes in these neck of the woods, has made a deadly threat against my persons. i have 24 hrs to pay off my debts or my public sharaf will go tits-up.... ...............................this is sure to ruin my public displays of......''we're (Al..is) feed and we're (Al...is) doing quite alright, you know''. this is a PR disaster. OMG, i'm so distraught by these latest round of shenanigans and financial woes. if this gets out, i'm screwed. that i'm quite certain off.......not to mention, breakfast, a basic human need......being at risk of been missed tomorrow morning because...... of Al's ''asset rich but cash poor'' quagmire. :cool:;)

^ cheers abti. really appreciate your kind words of encouragement. all the more better coming from you, a close and personal friend, of the highest calibre. ta kale................Murti Maal or Xikmad Maal? what's the difference between murti and xikmad?

what's happenin' y'all. all is well here in the nation's capital

a bit draconian, isn't it?

ElPunto;977587 wrote: ^I'll take your word for it - Alz was always a head case! just watch the clip and make your own mind up, abti. it's all there, if you don't believe me. that Ismahan said she doesn't practice. she thinks she's liberated. ya u sheega she's lulling herself into a false sense of been iyo faataadhuug-ism. i bet she goes out for 'drinks' with the colleagues at work, too. the nerve of some self-aggrandising xalimos........clearly knows no bounds.