hi y'all........... cambuulo has quit SOL. i know because he told me himself.

Alpha Blondy;979578 wrote: summoning Apo to this thread. thanks in advance. Al. saas miyaa? ok. you've got yourself a war, abti. :mad:

i have an important casuumad tomorrow. everything appears to be in place balse i worry the maid will not be able to meet my expectations. i have given her clear instructions to ensure all is perfect. i've also asked her to borrow some nice cutlery and stuff...... starters mixed grill - pieces of lamb served on skewers with peppers main course marinated meat (Xaniid) with lightly pickled ingredients maraq cooked with hebs and spices Mixed vegetable rice - rice cooked with mixed vegetables with raisins and saffron ''excellent'' salad Desert assorted desserts - selection of five desserts served as a buffet this isn't any menu, this is Alpha's menu.

summoning Apo to this thread. thanks in advance. Al.

Nin-Yaaban;979565 wrote: Waryaada, Alpha hala dhaafo. Waa rageedi. Thanks for answering it honestly ina'adeer. too little, too late. wa siday tahay, abti.

jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir y'all.

LIVE: Robert Mugabe at the United Nation. excellent. he's dismissive tone is shockingly brilliant. someone walked out. we dont't know who. ''those with a malicious intent to continue their illegal persecution on my nation should know it hasn't been heeded........ [as reflected] by the recent democratic elections in Zimbabwe.....'' ''.........those with a regime change agenda will never achieve their agenda and must remove the sanction against my little peaceful country............'' :D

Safferz;979433 wrote: Well done Alpha. my no.1 fan. i won't forget you when i get famous, okay?

Classified;979468 wrote: I'm surprised the Library wasn't named properly like, " Mujahid Koodbur Library" or " Mujahid Maxamed Mooge Library" or " Muhajid Lixle Library". Ganad baa layidhiyee, maxaa la ganay tallow? legend has it........an Ethiopian doctor called Dr. Ganad worked in this area in the 1970s. ma ruunba, abti?

Gheelle.T;979430 wrote: Alpha, a great project really. Kudos to you, inaar! Btw, those floor tiles are horrid, magaratay those tiles have ruined my life. a day does not pass without regretting the choices of colours, ma garatay? :cool: Hobbesian_Brute;979442 wrote: Alphow, does your library have a catalogue system ?? yes or no no. i haven't developed a catalogue system. can you advise? Wadani;979454 wrote: Alpha ur the man bro! cheers, abti.

can skin bleaching be compared to symbols of modernity undertaken by african countries? discuss?

underdog;979403 wrote: You forgot This guy is superman a Canadian?

the ceremony was this morning. it was well attended. i've waited since 28th of April to collect these books. the same day i started this thread and this project. it's been difficult but things are moving now. i can finally open the library. i've secured a large and spacious premises. i hope to move there next month.

check this, y'all. books donated to the library project. i havent counted them yet, too tired. all brand new. i'm so happy, walahi.

just voted yes. go canada.

^ abti, you're pathetic. you're being silly now. stop the insults. anyways, dyslexics are given 10% extra leniency. yep, all 10% in the bag............ and a bit more than just a degree or two in my uni days, if you know what i mean (not that you would, maha?)

what's this i hear about 3 different types of ''Somali-Kenyan"? 1. the Somalilanders who accompanied Lord Mountbatten on his great expedition in the late 1890s to never return. apparently, they settled in Eastleight first. sort of like dirta waqooyi ee Kenya. 4th to 5th generation. close to extinction, these days. 2. villagers from Garissa and other provincial towns. discovered Nairobi in 1998. 3. rich HAG folks with serious dosh to blow. they live in the posh Roda and Hurlingham surburbs. discovered Nairobi post 2006. there might be others. i don't know. are the Kenyan authorities using a criteria to deport folks mise they see all Somalis as Somalis?

^ aar bal tan eega. abti, what you are you implying?

^ i'm dyslexia. iga qalay nooh.

Wyre, ma ruuba you've been refused an extension to your Saudi residence visa, abti?

nuune;979293 wrote: Alpha's only problem, the only problem he has which is not being mentioned in this thread is that he doesn't want anyone of his peers be it man or woman from Qurbaha to settle in Somaliland, yacni booskii bey ku ciriirinayaan, if he can get rid off that, he is a pioneer, so far, with that trait on his back, he is being reduced to a little diidiin that tries to go fast, but only goes two steps fast back. the hand of history is on my shoulders, abti. they (Qurbos) are immoral...i'm moral. they are nation-destroyers...i'm a nation-builder. they are not special...i am.... i must defend my country against their quick rich schemes, maha? most don't even bother to get up in the mornings nor do i, ma garatay? :p abti, maxaad dadka ka xayeysineysa? maad oo kala?

N.O.R.F;979321 wrote: Although he has done a bit of teavelling in SL he is still a fulay who hasn't ventured too far from his peeps. Waa la weydiin doona when he is a xildibaan in a few years making speeches outside Summertime. you know the greatest Eritrean leader of all time, Isaias Afewerki once said........''the man does not change the process, the process changes the man'' i didn't choose politics. politics chose me. i didn't choose to lead. leadership, despite it's heavy burden, fell on my broad shoulders, abti. balse, politicking in the SL Republic, is too small for the personality cult, i hope to establish one day. it's very different from the politics i'm use to and as practiced by great leaders. i'm attracted to the limelight, this limelight must be the result of handwork, improving people's lives, being a man of the people. sadly, this sort of thing doesn't exist here. every politician collects the accolades but avoids the work. they care more about loyalty to the party than to public service. here today, gone tomorrow oo kale. there's hardly anyone worthy. power is too centralised and in the hands of a few. this select few decides for you and the country. there's hardly a maverick among them. mind you, i count the likes of the disgraced Conservative MP Jeffery Archer among my political heroes. he was as dishonest as it gets but even he knew the basics of public service, dee. 2013 i'm a community leader for my local area. sadly, they're very unlikely to vote for me, irrespective of my social reforms pledges, my delivered results or the fact i'll make myself available for MP surgeries. i must go to Berbera and contest one of the seats there. why should i go to Berbera? i'm not familiar with the flora and fauna there, ma garatay? i don't know about the local issues there? i don't know anything about the people of Berbera. how is it possible that i'm more likely to be elected there than in Hargeisa. i'm a city boy, not a provisional figure, dee. 2017 if i fail to get elected in 2017, i'll join the elected government. maybe i'll be appointed as a Director General of the Education ministry or something, you know. the Minister has been appointed to satisfy a quota. he plays the role well but is clearly oblivious to the work ahead of him. chances are he'll be a qurbo and worked as a mental health professional in Finland's 3rd city. he'll no doubt increase his daraajo to that of a Doctor, when really, he's one of the extras from Shutter Island or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....helping mental patients from attacking the nurses. don't be surprised if i'm sacked from the post.......particularly when i ask questions over UNICEF's ownership of SL's education curriculum. children in SL go to school from 8:00am to 11:30 because someone, possibly in Nairobi, has decided they're suffering from trauma and not quite ready to handle full-time education 22 years later. similarly, don't be surprised................... if i'm double-sacked because one of the largest retail education providers, who's filled the void left by UNICEF, makes an unofficial compliant to one of his buddies in the Presidency and i'm humiliated and sacked again. 2020 two failures and a 3 years later after a bit of R&R in London........i've established a major mashruuc in the disgusting world of NGOs. i'm making serious money by 2019. this money i will use to established a political party on left of centre policies. i'll kept quiet, doing the leg work years before 2022, when political associations are once again open. you would've thought, i'll be carefully to avoid the same old mistakes, but sadly NO.. Ismail Omar Ghelle's heir has donated $3mn to 2 of the 5 parties contesting the run-off. the government party UCID has the advantage of manipulating the process. Kulmiye, having lost the elections in 2017, one year later than expected, disintegrate and fall to pieces. my party loses the elections, despite being the favourite. i'm robbed. they know that and i will come to know. 2030 a third failure later, 8 more years later and a lot wiser now. the year is 2030. UCID's 2nd term in power is terrible. with the help of the Chinese, Al overthrow the 'legitimate' Government of SL. martial law is imposed. conscription is compulsory. NGOs are kicked out. emphasis is placed on internal security. opposition is BANNED. for a year or 2, it seems like one of those repressive states, as specified by Amnesty International. but slowly and slowly, we built our ability to deliver results, we correct the mistakes of the past. SL is recognised. the world concedes because we have oil (nationalised) and a strategic location in the world. highest HDI in sub-Saharan Africa. imagine Houari Boumediene's Algeria from 1965 or Recep Tayyip Erdoğan's Turkey from 2004. that is my plan y'all ee quote this back to me one day, idinko mudane. ;)

Apophis;979277 wrote: There's no evidence that you've been able to master the English language let alone Somali. Yes my friend, I know your kind, the empty eggshells, looking solid on the outside but no substance on the inside. Apo, i don't understand why you've all of a sudden change towards Al. sida wa laga ficaanyahay, you know. you're a cool guy, abti. i don't have a problem with you, dee. we're supposed to be on the same side.........you know, with all this African Century malakay and stuff. you've come back 'home', now. you're finally legitimate ee halka ka sii waad. if that wasn't enough, you're donating food, blood and the Queen's English, in all it's manifest glories, to those Bantu folks. icing on the cake, maha? ;)

N.O.R.F;979261 wrote: Alpha ha la daayo. His move to HGA was out of, erm, Somalinimo. Mashruuc ayuu heley then it was on the first plane from Gatwick. He is slowly working his way up the slippery ladders of politics through various shady meetings and his observations on travelling qurbo joog folk from a distance (usually from across the road of HGA’s hotels lol). excellent. just excellent. validation, if ever required. thanks NORF. like you say, i'm the one attending meetings and trying to establish a political career, dee. u sheeg all these folks hating on Al. abti, i'm just doing my thing, ma garatay?

abtiyaal, y'all are missing the point here, ma garateen? this old cadaan man has been writing about Somali affairs for decades. he thinks he can issues dictates, as though he knows us intimately. be that as it may, he's right about AS and it's large support base in the qurbaha. let's stop the blame game, for once. what we ought to do is....... to follow in the footstep in Abdi Iley. some say he's a jaajus, other's say he's a man of action. balse, he's done an excellent job in weeding out UBBO, this we can all agree on. groups like UUBO and AS thrive in environments where frustration and disillusionment exist. Iley has dealt a deadly blow to UBBO and the like using a number of tools. chief among these, is speaking to the diaspora folks and offering them various inducements, including tax breaks, giving them land and making them feel inclusive. in other words, he's cut UBBO's lifeline and has in effect absorbed their support base into the fold. add to this, he's used the region's cultural icons like Nimco Dareen, Dahir Yare and various others to help create a new national psyche. this has created a jacbur-like sense of national pride, albeit barely woven together. people power is important to unity, even if imagined. Iley has also sacked the old incompetent leaders and senior administrator and has replaced them with young, dynamic and professional folks, who would have otherwise joined UBBO. he's created employment for tens of thousands of youth overnight by SACKING the old guards. now, the youth are empowered enough to resist UBBO. AS can be crushed. not by AMISOM, the KDF or the Ugandese but by Somalis. effective leadership and strategic based thinking is the way forward. with AS out of they way, we can finally pave the way forward to achieving peace, alleviating poverty, accessing our resources, creating prosperity and providing plenty for all. the political landscape is changing, it's becoming mature. all these talks and discussions are not futile. they signal an intention. that intention just needs compromise. balse, Hassan is being booed in Ohio.