^ sheikh sacid is sacsac musa iska duuca. caajib, ma istidhi? not like your tribe to produce a sheikh, maha? waayoow? because y'all are ilbaax, dee. ilbaaxnimo = doqonimo. abti, isku xishooda.

nuune;979941 wrote: Safferz , I am talking about Ireland, walaal, and true, as a Mod, I don't regard myself above others, I troll, I joke around a lot, engage in abnormal shukaansi on the threads(I bet nobody noticed as they are invisible to everyone, the e-shukaansi I mean) istus fooqal istus. you don't deserve to be a MOD.

Safferz;979937 wrote: What do you know, mods troll too! Provide sources, because all the evidence points to the contrary , which is why men (particularly young men) generally pay higher insurance rates than women. Saffz, inabti macaan, i'm young, well technically. i don't pay insurance at all. i don't even have a license. balse i recall driving you from A to B, a few times, maha?. i didn't like that you continually undermined my driving, you know. i was tempted to let you drive, dee. so i could boast about having a woman driver because women are slaves. but i couldn't, you know. i was willing to carry that burden for both of us. it was a matter of life and death. i'll always choose life over a woman behind the wheel......because there's a need to satisfy yet another human rights law.

abti, if a woman wants to drive, let her drive. if a woman wants to work, let her work. wa ku sidee? it's futile to oppose women. let them do everything simultaneously, if they want. they'll eventually grow bored of it. a bit like children****. :D:D *****p.s - i have a mother and sisters, they're different. the wife and any potential daughters are also excluded. any female of any biological relations to Al is excluded from the insult above.

wadani, abti, grow a sense of a humour. there's nothing remotely funny about this vid.

Saudis, whether men or women, will probably suffer from diabetes and other related diseases because of their inactive lifestyles. the shiekh was merely saying women ought to do more exercises. he didn't know how to say this.

i love this song, y'all.

Haatu;979592 wrote: Firstly, only Allah knows the future. That said and judging by what I have onserved, I can only see the Somali state balkanizing, God forbid. The Somalis in the North have mostly given up on unity, the ones in the east are becoming more and more distant, those in the centre are still struggling to confront their demons, those in the south west are beginning to stir and the southerners are restless. The future sadly doesn't bode well. abti, don't listen to aabo's kacanist propaganda. you're just one of the millions of qurbo kids whose ignorance distorts the reality of today. for someone who claims to be 18, you seem to know a lot. even Somaliland is older than you, ma garatay? ee recognise that. abti, what is this unity you speak off? Somalis were never united and will continue to fight for water wells and grazing lands for eternity. this unity is a fiction propagated by historical revisionist, particularly those who look for meaning where there is no meaning and those whose senses are blighted by a nostalgia of patronage ................ and those whose gobonimo has been annexed by axmaar and fufu bantus. isku xishood please.

things would probably improve, i reckon. they have built so many Somali owned mosques in London. 5 years ago we were forced to listen the jummah sermon in Bengali. now it's all in Somali. these guys are excellent walahi. they are honest, honourable and trustworthy. mashallah.

i'm not listening to anything.

nuune;979880 wrote: The rented premises as was told by Kenyan government could be true, but again, waa qiiq isku qaris, another word, we couldn't face these guys for 4 days because they had loads of ammunition in a burger shop, ceebteena yaan la ogaan waaye camal to say nimankaa waxey kireysteen qol, even if that is true, it still shows the collaboration between qolyaha dhibka geestay iyo qolyaha maamulayey Westgate, musuqmaasuq baa halkaa lagu maalayey, milking system! why aren't the terrorists alive, abti? how do we even know they were terrorists?

QansaxMeygaag;979918 wrote: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. LMAO Crazy AB trying his hand at Sawaaxili do you even understand this, abti?

no questions? that's pathetic. it's exactly this sort of thing that makes me think this site is on a terminal decline. the death of great personalities is nigh on SOL. now, it's all qabyalaad iyo shukaansi iyo HAG iyo anti-islamism and TV shows. thanks a bunch for ruining what promised to be a special pre-anniversary night bash. tomorrow is another day. the 1096th day. :

2 years, 364 days, 21hrs, 20mins ago............... i was in DXB waiting for my Dallo flight to Djibouti then to Somaliland. almost 3 years in the SL Republic. i'll be taking questions as we approach the anniversary of Al's 3rd year in SL. soo dhawaada, abtiyaal.

^^ abti, offer the guy some mixed fruits ugali, as is the custom.

conversation with Abdul Haji and Alpha B. Alpha: Habari Abdul Haji Utapenda kunywa nini? Abdul Haji: really wa nilikula. no really wa nimekula. as you can see i'm ninakula. and as i said i'll nitakula BIG TIME, my father is nitakula, too. he's a minister. Alpha: huu hapa wali, samaki, mbatata, na saladi. Nitakuletea keki baadaye? Abdul Haji: like i said abtinika wa nilikula. ileen i'm a hero eh. Alpha: astante the nation's hero, Mr.Tembo. Unakwenda wapi? Abdul Haji: Westgate Mall. Alpha: ok. good luck.

Mooge;979600 wrote: ^ ''do i look like an elephant?'' caajib. y'all sure this guy didn't graduate from Nairobi's school of dramatic arts. ^ here he's saving a little white girl. the last time a 'Somali' Kenyan held a little white girl's hand, he was locked up for the illegitmate touching of a minor. ^ his posture is terrible. he'd easily fall if you pushed him. he has no chance against AS evil jihadists :cool:

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;979804 wrote: . Heesaagii weynaa ee Qoomaal oo Xamar tagay. look at them leeches, already over-represented in the number of employees at the airport, thinking........''talow codkiisu mu leeyahay shagaag (sidu uga tago Xamar Caddey)'' Qoomaal is a lion among sheep, walle.

i don't understand why Somali music legend Qoomaal is overcome with emotions and appears to be displaying all sorts of symobolic gestures................. upon his return to hell. his type are considered ''second class citizens'' in Xamar Cadeey. they are discriminated against on a massive scale. they have all sorts of names for them. i won't mention them here for civility purposes. i wonder if he's back for anti-discrimination mashruuc, ileen haybad iyo sharaf midna kuma laha meeshan digusting-ka ah. :mad:

N.O.R.F;979854 wrote: Afternoon all Alpha, do some work.... what do you mean ''work'' abti? ninyahow, do you think i ''work'', horta? 2 hrs of ''work'' is too much for some of us, these days. the rest of my time is spent on moonlighting as an Oromo beggar. i've been using the name ''Sidi''. today i collected almost $9 of doshs in 500SLSH notes. tuesdays and thursdays are very good for us. i loiter near the 725 in Shabacka. last thursday, i collected almost $35 in 500 & 1000 SLSH denominations. these Somalilanders folks are very generous. if only they knew we send this dosh back to Ethiopia. it's daylight robbery, ruunti.

i heard the AS folks rented one of the retail units of the Westgate Mall for up to six months. that's how they smuggled enough arms and ammo not to mention loads of ''jihadist literature''. the BBC was saying the Kenyan authorities received intel on their activities. a halal fast food joint serving burgers without fair-trade sesame seeds buns with poor hygiene records, wouldn't have escaped my attention. Nuune, abti, can you confirm xagaaga?

what's happenin' y'all. it's a Sunday here in the nation's capital. that could only mean one thing: WORK! :mad:

nuune;979796 wrote: ^ Alpha , ar bal tan eega, so you want me to die before 2022 and take my place, that is fine with me inaar, that is why I have the ability to appoint 3 people, what talent or uniqueness would you have to be considered! i have great stories to tell, dee. can get on with most people, innit. can also make life or death decisions, ma garatay?

nuune;979749 wrote: There is a Mars expedition about 2018 & 2022, 20 people will leave from earth for a 6 month journey to mars, I am on the second group leaving 2022 Inshaa Allaah, I will update a special topic on SOL when the time comes, if I die before that, I can appoint someone else to take my place, my place is booked and I have the right to appoint 3 people in case I don't make it on 2022. aar baal liiska igu dar.

Haatu;979761 wrote: Sup Alpha. Have you finally managed in getting a TV stand? abti, maxa cusub? hope all is well. i haven't got the TV stand, you know. might get it from the UK, dee.