^ what does the shiekh advice on the 'bit on the side'?

Wiil Cusub;979961 wrote: Waad ku soo sacsac day ee iskaga kaalay meesha ilayn cudurkii lagu qaadsiiye shirkii beelaha galbeedka ee degmadda Agabar muxuu ku dhabeeyey, abti? sacsacnimaadi ma iska saarteen, huuno? kolay lacagti baada waali wa la idinku leeyahay eh. ;)

what's your point inaadeero Arafat?

abti, it's not the numbers that worry me. its the lack of family planning, really. 3 wives producing an average of 5 kids each is better than 1 wife having a litter of 15 kiddies. 1st wife should ideally be maximised when you're in your 20's. second wife for the 50's and........... finally the dessert, which is a beautifully crafted 18 years old reer miyii chick, with a strong physical disposition and a lack of expressive mantras for those golden ''Autumn of life'' years. ceesh caala.

Naxar Nugaaleed;980053 wrote: Congrats Alpha and Good thread. If you wanted to build a retreat, Would you do it in Berbera or Laas Qoray? NN, abti, marka hore, thanks for your congratulatory hambalyos. secondly, are you serious with your question? caajiib, ya? abti, of course i'd build in las Qoray. why would i want to build in Berbera, when it's already in the bag? forget a retreat, ma garatay? i'd build a wire fence that stretches as far as the internationally recognised border with Puntland. maybe, i won't need to do that, it's already deserted, so i'll just take the entire city. balse, Las Khorey is a great city, walle. i had the pleasure of going there once in 2011. it's people are just fantastic. it has a huge potential ee Garadada uu sheeg inay tageeran qarannimada SL Republic, abti.

Wadani;980059 wrote: Yeah it's all online. Alpha, do u know how much Professors/intsructors make at the University of Hargeisa and what sort of qualifications are required? i earnt $400 per month. i spent about $300 and sent $100 via Dahabshiil to pay towards the money i borrowed for the ticket. i lived in a modern furnished guest house. electricity, water and other bills were reimbursed, too. so i reckon it was about $600 in total. this was and still is decent, relativity speaking. i taught 3 full classes at UoH. it was an experience of a lifetime. the admin were suspicious of me and dealt with me using the 'third way' (clearly not white, clearly not from here, and clearly Somali but also clearly a different type of Somali: a qurbojoog dhaqan celis full of kibir). i wasnt. they weren't nice to me. i didn't worry about their attempts to ridicule and stuff. i just deployed the white zealots, i cultivated. more worryingly, perhaps, the students were also suspicious of my qualifications. i didn't like this. they were right, you know........ because i wasnt even CELTA/TOEFL certified. i had passion and determination, laakin. they continually made enquires over my command and proficiency of the mother tongue. some thought i was an american negro, others thought a suju. i never told them. some circulated rumours, most were obsessed with figuring me out. i was a celebrity, you could say and i used to this to my advantage, if you know what i mean. extra classes at Al's pad were always full, dee. there's always a demand for supposedly talented folks from dibadaha. but it's not so easy laakin. i had it easy. i was the only Somali on the international teacher's programme. i skyped my way to the job, dee. my somali colleagues were treated with disdain by the university management. they eventually drove me away as well. i was forcibly kicked out of the guest-house that i turned into a personal fiefdom. by that time, i'd already secured a full time job, and didn't need their accommodation and their BS. they also still owe me money. i have since forgiven them. i bequeathed it, let's just say. good times. fantastic springboard to bigger things but i want to go back. i had sharaf. i can help if you want.

Haatu;980057 wrote: Nigga please quick with the insults, yeah?. no surprises there, ma istidhi? why you so defensive about these OG. abti? you're a laan gaab, apparently. do you suffer from laan-gaabnimo complex, dee?

Wadani;980054 wrote: No, he was a OG. Ninka uu u jawaabayay ayaa Sand-dweller ahaa oo la odhan jiray 'Dheeg'. OG folks of yesteryears were foulmouthed, you know. i heard y'all use to raid their camels for fun................before y'all were displaced by my reer abti folks. baal ka waraan sheekada, abti? ;)

Wadani;980052 wrote: Faarax Nuur wuxuu dhashay wakhti lagu qiyaaso 1860s; waxaanu dhintay horaantii 1930s. Farah Nuur wuxuu kamid yahay gabyaaga waaweyn ee Somalida. Inkastoo Farah leeyahay qaar kamid ah gabayada u xasiisisan dhinaca qabiilka iyo dagaalada sokeeye, haddana waxaa uu leeyahay kuwo uu sulux iyo nabadgelyada kaga hadlaayo. Gabaygan waxa uu ku tilmaamayaa abwaanku xadka uu dulqaadku lee yahay ee bani aadamka loo samri karo. 1. Rag sabaan ka sabaan baan, 2. Samaantuun badiyaa. 3. Haduu saakimi waayo, 4. Sariiraan u dhigaa, 5. Iska seexo idhaa. 6. Haduu saakimi waayo na, 7. Caanihii hasha Suub baan, 8. Saddex goor u lisaa, 9. Ku sarriigo idhaa. 10.Haduu saakimi waayo, 11. Sumalkii rugta joogay iyo, 12. Sogobkaan u qalaa, 13. Haduu saakimi waayo, 14. Siirigii Cadmeed baan, 15. Subaggawga badshaa, 16. Haduu saakimi waayo, 17. Gabadh suurad wanaagsan baan, 18. Surrada ugu dhisaa. 19. Haduu saakimi waayo, 20. Xoolo gooni u soofiyo, 21. Sadadaan ku ladhaa, 22. Haduu saakimi waayo, 23. Seeddow, mood iyo mood iyo, 24. Salaantaan badiyaa. 25. Haduu saakimi waayo 26. Salaadaan lallabaa yoo 27. Meydal seedo madow iyo 28. Salligaan cuskadaa yoo 29. Sulub eebo ku joogtaan 30. Sarartaa ku dhuftaa 31. Sambabkaan ka baxshaa 32. Markaasuu sellimaa where do you get this stuff, abti? is this stuff online? you'd be an excellent curator of the cultural department of the library project, walle. there's a job waiting for you. ileen i need to balance the tribal quota. :p

Wadani;980045 wrote: Cumar Fakad gabaygaas wuu ku caytamay. Ummad dhan ayuu khamri iyo drugs ku sheegay. was he a sand-dweller by any chance? :D

Haatu;980026 wrote: Ina adeer Al, hambalyo on your third anniversary of your Somaliland adventure. That said, bal check this poem out bal. Lix halkaa ku joogtaan dagaal laabta ka ogaada Luquntana haddii laydin jaro lugaha meermeersha Laqantooyo kaagama dartee laliya duulaanka Laarrigana ha daynina wixii lumaya yeelkiiye Alla muxuu Arabka gabye. Cajiib ---------------- NB: meermeer - cause to wander, to wander Laqantooyo - premature death, dying young Lali/laliya - launch Laarrigo - aggressiveness, fearlessness. :D excellent. just excellent. thank you for this timely poem. i'm touched by your gesture. Faraax Nuur was a legend. i love this poem, waalahi. they named a street after him in the Arab area of the nation's capital. better the devil you know, the arab they say. :p

Oiler;979971 wrote: 1. Do you have bars/lounges in Hargaisa where young adults congregate? yeah. there's plenty of places, abti. below some are listed and the type of crowd they attract. Summer Time - pseudo qurbo joog folks from Arabia and Malaysia, without the passports and their local dhaqan aan doofin equivalent, without the air miles, mingle. both appear to be attention seeking people of no consequence. there's even an aisle where you could strut yourself, if you wanted. i call it the ''catwalk'', this is where people of no consequence speculate on your value and compare it against theirs. it's no wonder tahbrib and other social ills are on the increase. this is the playground of the immoral children of Ministers and the powerful elite. there are plans to further expand this mecca of istusnimo and khiyaale. Safari Hotel - frequented by gadhweyn folks who control large swath of the economy. mostly the financiers of Al-Shabaab and other such groups. they just sit there en masse drinking endless cups of tea and compare their piety, the length of their beards and who has memorised more hadith. oblivious to their surroundings but obviously aware of their lion's share ownership of the economy. these folks avoid regular taxation and put the burden of highly priced goods on ordinary citizens. behind the high walls of Safari Hotel, they watch the suffering of ordinary citizens outside, from the inside. Kulan Art Cafe - located near Jigjiga road. this is literally a mirage in the desert. it boasts an impressive array of local art, which is based on their conception of the local. this epicentre of malevolence sells expensive handcrafted jewelry, again for decorative purposes. it's ridiculously expensive. a cake is $4 and a cup of coffee/tea is $2. usually frequented by hipsters, folks afflicted with a qurbo-joogian romanticist disposition, with an emphasis in consuming ''culture''. this is a regular spot for qurbo chicks to advertise for qalaf. they shamelessly parade their shocking and disgusting western-ism without shame nor without according respect for local customs. rather than reducing these extortionate prices and in the process, make it the hub for all folks, Kulan Art Cafe's management, trained in the Dutch ways of doing things, prefers to set up speed-dating type meetings for lustful qurbo folks, where they gleefully over-stuff their persons with expensively priced daqiiq-based cakes, treats and indulgences. closed now due to the qurbo folks going back 'home' and the locals being disgusted with 'offensive caricatures', against local pride. opposite, this vacated premises, a new place has opened, which is not only locally owned but locally welcomed. Plant Cafe - you'd think taking a GIANT corporate brand name would lead to business success, sadly that is not the case here. profits are low but qabyaalad is rife. this is the HQ of Hargeisa's beesha haradaan folks. it's where they congregate and churn out fikir based on fiicilnimo. despite being in my own back yard, this is a place of limitations. rarely do you see anyone who isn't, erm, off, beesha haraadan stock. that is disgusting and divisive, ruunti. it's prices are fairly reasonable. coffee is 4000SLSH and it has excellent suqaar. highly worth visiting. after dark, Plant Cafe, under a shadow of darkness, becomes the centre of moral bankruptcy. it's service are no longer limited to suqaar and coffee but other acquired tastes, developed in tandem with and forged on the political ability of the Kulmiye regime. built on a massive complex, Plant Cafe hosts an array of luxuriously decadent services for it's clientele, mostly composed of the powerful political elite. Bar Guled - a place where deals are done. the 'i' dotted and the 't' crossed. this is a place where the wheelers and dealers of SL meet, ideally behind closed doors, to decide the fate of many, over an excellent waslad of hilib geel and baaris. Ministers, DGs, international NGO expats, qurbos with a mashruuc in mind, all work together to systemically rape this young democracy, which has defied all odds including colonialism, war, and displacement. we defeated the colonial masters but we are unable to defeat our own qurbo joogs. these people are a by-product of and a creation of the west. these folks continue to have an umbilical cord of relations with their adopted former colonial masters. they have been sent back to rob, rape, pillage and destroy of what remains. these folks are in effect continuing the uncompleted mission of the west. this is the same colonial agenda defeated by our grandfathers, for whom the victory bells still toll. but now, the colonial master has succeeded in creating and exporting ill-informed and get-rich-quick schemers. there's a few more places. i'll add.

Abbaas;979962 wrote: Abti Alpha, Abti, Abbaas, Abbaas;979962 wrote: What changes do you most want to see in your Homeland (SL republic)? more equality. more opportunity for the youth. decentralisation of power. less nepotism. less suspicion. more trust in authority. more unity. less division. Abbaas;979962 wrote: What has been your most embarrassing moment in SL? the time i gave this poor looking old man 1000SLSH as a goodwill gesture and he produced a wad of $100 notes. he should have seen my good intention..... instead, he replied by saying....''aar baal tan eega, adeer maxaad no maleyneysa. isku xishood!'' . i politely smiled but he still took the dosh. the sense of entitlement in this society runs deep, ma garatay? Abbaas;979962 wrote: Have you had an experience you would say has impacted your life? i've learnt to grow up. spent a lot of time thinking and stuff. i've come to appreciate many things that i previously took for granted. it's made me more ambitious. and of course, i now spend less time on dwelling on the shoulda, coulda and woulda of decision making. Abbaas;979962 wrote: What is your biggest goal in life? to become the President of Somaliland. failing that, to be famous. Abbaas;979962 wrote: What do you like most about yourself? my humility. my excellent well-rounded personality. my grassroots approach to life. Abbaas;979962 wrote: What is your point of view of the world? the world is a cycle. shaqaadu ma dhamaato, dadka dhamaada. heed this advice. :cool: Abbaas;979962 wrote: What would you do without Internet for 1 month? 10mins is too long. let alone 1 month. Abbaas;979962 wrote: *I have too many questions that i can't think of 'em for now, may come back for more! markasta iyo meel kasta, abti. gacmo furaan.

^ abti, this hobbes is a gaal. i'm not. please don't put me in the same category as this person. it's incredibly offensive.

N.O.R.F;980000 wrote: ^Is that official Ibti? What is there to refurbish in Berbera? say that when they couldn't get our buuro of cement. caajib.

^ surely a sin does not expiate another sin, maha? why atone for your past mistakes when you've been promised 72 virgins. caajib. balse, they'll tell you a life for a life. caajib. i mean, who cares for a ''jihadist terrorist thug'' in the Swat Valley, they come cheap by the dozen, per se. compared to a son, father and brother... family man who likes Oasis, plays footy on Sundays and who likes to volunteer at his local Bernardo's. caajib.

abti, greetings to you marka hore. ta labaad couple of questions, if you will....... 1. how do you know about Miley Cirus? 2. why are you watching Breaking Bad? isn't it haram to watch TV shows with mild adult content. e.g - when there's a steamy scene for instance, do you change the channel mise your eyes are still glued to the TV screen? i understand the first look is permissible in your world but how do justify full throttle and action packed scenes? Al

Alpha Blondy;979988 wrote: congratulations to Alpha Blondy, y'all. 3 years, yeah? abti, that sure is a long time. bashbash iyo barwaqo to Al. :D thanks, Al. appreciate the hambalyos and the deep-felt congratulatory congratulations.

congratulations to Alpha Blondy, y'all. 3 years, yeah? abti, that sure is a long time. bashbash iyo barwaqo to Al. :D

^ there was a ET flight at Egal Airport yesterday too, ee sida uula soco.

Johnny B;979963 wrote: None of the people in pics is a HAG? Never heard of a booted let alone suited "Qaldan". if indeed by ''Qaldan'', you mean people of Somalilander descent, then you ought to make that clear, abti. why hide between vague terms. abti, we don't lose our path. we know what we are. y'all are marna Italian objects of desire, marna swedish benefit cheats, marna shan jeer isdeebey, marna militia addled by murderous intent, marna politicians suited and booted, marna suicide-bombers, marna gaal ismood. marna Johnny the rationalist, marna Johnny the HAGist. caal kuli xaal, the term seems more appropriate to y'all than us, maha? keep consistence. waa iga taalo.

^ tomorrow. it's a bit silly to celebrate before the event, dee.

^ aar baal tan eega? abti, the HAG are fairly new to being suited and booted.......and they fall short of westernimo, ee sida uula soco.

^ i don't know. waa calaf, maha?

1. travelling the entire country. from loyocaddo to las khorey. awesome stuff, walle. 2. meeting so many amazing people.