Nin-Yaaban;980340 wrote: WTF! :confused: that belt has so many different little compartments. that is madness!

let's not jump to conclusions. we need more information. it could just be another gimmick.

the first week of the month is headache, here. i swear all sorts of people crawl from their respective little holes to shaxaad you. i've had my phone switched off. i was even visited in my office, can y'all believe that? caajiib. this is unacceptable. there are better ways to ask for things without incessantly ringing people's phones or making random visit. it's always the same folks. it's usually quarterly. :mad::cool:

SomaliPhilosopher;980332 wrote: Ah Alpha be fair the nigerians were a much better host to me than you were during my time in hargeisa. ;) SP-ooow, abti, you do realise i have a life outside of this forum. :cool: you once qarxised me, abti. i don't need to remind you.balse rest assured this isn't forgotten. you're forever etched in my memory as a piece of sh!t. i reserve my ceremonial social events and the hosting for folks who can be trusted. you, on the other hand, cannot be trusted. you probably know me in the real world. i sense you have information about me, too. so fcuk off, abti.

Safferz;980288 wrote: It's a beautiful day outside, and I'm stuck here at my desk doing work, writing at the speed of what feels like ten words an hour :mad: one word: rudimentary voyeurism, for the lack of a better term of disgust. :mad: inabti, adigo mudane, please tell us the ethnic names, the intended uses and the symbolic values of the circled items above. i'm quite sure they weren't mean to adorn and enhance the appearance of your somewhat impressive bookshelf. we don't want to hear your reasons for displaying. there's no need to justify why you've bought them or how you came to own or where you purchased these items. we know that. we don't have the time to hear, in one of those classic Frank Gardner moments, the BBC's Security correspondent, and his ethnicised tone of 'been there, done that, bought that.... uppity BS', particularly, in over-pronouncing local terms, local places in their local dialects, as thought somehow privy, to local activities. do you think you've gained a vantage point in appearing to be more 'cultured' by displaying these items for all to see? are you trying to tell us you've traveled to remote markets in the darkest depth of Africa, where people barter goods for US Dollars, to secure their ownership? quite frankly, it's disgusting. it's not impressive and i think the gallery would agree........ when i say oorad oo isaso aas. bloody voyeur! :mad:

Haatu;980316 wrote: Wining and dining with the rich and powerful eh ^^you'd be a fool to believe these extraordinary tales of pretense. this is coming from the same guy who once said a goldfish ''excreted'' on his hands and...... because of this mishap he was in dire straits. i'm quite certain he wouldn't be able to differentiate an Igbo from a Yoruba. abti, it takes a certain sort of personality to mingle with the rich and famous. SP-ooow is a liar and a terrible one at. this nonsense he's writing is straight out of ''Half of a Yellow Sun''. caajiib.

Safferz;980263 wrote: What, you didn't know all those PhD holding statisticians, demographers, economists and epidemiologists who work for the United Nations and the World Bank just make sh*t up? are you saying they makes facts up? please make this clear, baal. there's an excellent little programme on the BBC's World Service called More or Less. in the past the presenters debunked eternal truths like.....''there are more black men in prison than at university......and the infamous.....''x% of people live on less than $1 a day''. check it out, inabti.

Tallaabo;980283 wrote: Where are those phones with the dirty underwear? That post was hilarious Alpha;) i deleted. it was little crude.

my garden has grown ridiculously. being cutting a lot of the plants to make space. this is madness.

SomaliPhilosopher;980167 wrote: Nigerians are the most classy Africans it appears... oh yeah? baal sheekada sii waad.

Coofle;980239 wrote: With 160 million units sold,[2][3] the 3210 is one of the most popular and successful phones in history. My first mobile and still the best ever. ^^^not sure about this 3210. this is the greatest phone in the world, abti amazing battery life. 2hrs charge = 3 days use! i recently bought it for the 3rd time last month.

SomaliPhilosopher;980255 wrote: I had caano geel a few hours ago. what's the quality of the caano geel saying?

what's happenin y'all?

Sweden's finest dedicated to my boy Cambuulo. we miss you homez. the struggle continues, inaar. real talk. Everyday you give your more to receive your less. (Why?) I know it's hard to believe that mess. (So) When you get home and you feel depressed.(Just) Put on my tape and relieve the stress And yo, cut the system let it bleed to death Ain't nothing but your mission never leave your quest In pole position - speed up lead the rest They don't need to rest, they need to see we blessed Yo, life is like a tide - shit come and it goes Somebody had to cry cus somebody wanted it so You have to fight to feel the harmony flow But it's hard when the light's both so far and so close So when you fed up, and you tired of life Keep your head up, you'll reach higher heights Yo get up for the time is right My people step up, and shine your light Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now... I know that life hurts. We all need a night nurse I need to write words - I need the right words To come across and make you feel my thirst Without this so called freedom of speech I might burst Transform the pain into a tight verse Sendin' a shout out to all the freedom fighters Throughout the whole U 'n I verse Winning this struggle unless we die first Yo when you hurt so much that it's hard to speak And it hurts so much you can hardly breath You wanna get up and fight but you far too weak Feels like a too long night for your heart to beat They wanna kiss and make up but talk is cheap You'd like to dis 'em straight up cus you're scarred too deep Don't be fooled, recognize the mark of the beast Stay true to yourself and you'll be hard to beat Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now.. I've seen so many different faces, different places I've seen so many people strugglin' no matter the ages From your grand dads grand dad to newborn babies The answer that they givin' is all the same old phrases I've seen the pain gone away with medication And dirty syringes in dirty stair cases I've seen lives slaughtered by dictators Nowadays nothing is news cus nothing amazes I've seen so much that is hard to write But it seems that's just a part of life And the people who make us apologize Is the same who make people starve tonight And when your mind sees no difference between wrong or right And your life sees no difference between dark or bright And when not wakin' up is your only spark of light Remember, we got a war to fight! So when you fed up, and you tired of life Keep your head up, you'll reach higher heights Yo get up for the time is right My people step up, and shine your light Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now.. The struggle continues till it suddenly hits you The biggest one is the struggle within you Kill out the hate that is bubblin' in you Before your mental poverty ends you Can you hear us.........

a suggestion for y'all.

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Safferz;980127 wrote: What do you guys think of my new doormat? ^ this really means come in and soo dhawoow, somaha? you're not anti-social ee baal is deji, inabti. wa ku sidee? calafdoon maad ahayn, horta? i did a bit of home improvement recently and i was very keen to buy a doormat but it was $14....very expensive :mad:. my current doormaid is value for money. she even says hi and soo dhawoow sometimes. love that sort of thing, dee. very homey, you know. ;)

N.O.R.F;980125 wrote: Who are Narco ya Alpha they're a Kuwaiti engineering firm.

^^ who's going to trust you, abti? i mean you're like an adulterous macalin dugsi, calaashan. anyways i'm not an aviation specialist but i reckon i could manage a project like that oo kale, ma garatay?

SomaliPhilosopher;980120 wrote: You have really made a presence here Alpha. You are the de facto King of SOL ;) saas miyaa? waayoow, abti?

Wadani;980094 wrote: Not hadii ninka iyo naagtu ayna isku qornayn oo u ninku soo shaqeeyo. It's a dishonest way to live, but a lot of these families are doing ok money wise. Enough to build homes back home and drives new minivans lol. ^ this! somaha, dee? + 1000 abti, naagta wa lo shaqeeya waana laga shaqeeya, ma garatay?

^ you'd still be a laan gaab?

somalilandsun is a joke.

what's happenin' y'all? being a busy day today. 1st of the month y'all. whose still waiting for their salary? apparently 700,000 in the US. whose paid all their bills but still owes two month's bills? whose an empty envelope waiting to be sealed? whose life is an unopened fizzy Sprint bottle? 1st of the month, abtiyaal?

thanks for celebrating with me y'all. it's been a nostalgic trip down memory lane. i'm always here to lend a helping hand. feel free to send me a PM with the subject heading: Request for Advice.