An enforcer for hate preacher Anjem Choudary yesterday admitted joining a ‘Muslim Patrol’ which threatened to enforce sharia law. Jordan Horner, 19, was a leading member of a vigilante mob that roamed London’s East End attacking non-Muslims in a campaign against Western culture. The gang threatened to ‘kill non-believers’ and ‘shank’ or stab them and uploaded videos to YouTube criticising people’s appearance. Ginger-haired Bin Laden disciple admits mob attacks on 'non-believers'. Jordan Horner, 19, walked around Tower Hamlets berating non-Muslims. Members of the 'Muslim Patrol' said 'kill the non-believers' and threatened to stab people who drank beer. Horner pleads guilty to ABH after getting into a fistfight with a passer-by. He was previously jailed after telling photographers at Anjem Choudary's house that they would end up like Lee Rigby. caajib. WTF is going on, y'all. this is madness, walle.

^ yes wa ruunta, he's a rabid one balse danteena ka weyn, ma garatay?

^ abti, all jokes aside, you're better than qabil bashing. isku xishood.

SPooow, i've reported your Dar0d and Is@q BS ee sida uula soco. you little duufle. :mad: Admin, please take note of this little jaajus and his breach of the SOL Golden Rule.....remember no qabil names are allowed, adigo mudan.

summoning Saffz and Spoows to this thread immediately to explain their anti-SL tirades.

^ bs somaliphilosopher;981970 wrote: and do you realize the somalilanders inability to productively cooperate with the dar0d given tribal animosity has delayed achieving asiatic status for decades until it was useless and had no benefits, not to metion economically unsound. Plus, when post ww2 somali nationalism emerged which was more ambitious and sought complete liberation rather than 'elevated status' under a colonial administration, it was unsupported by a faction of the somalilanders (the faction you would probably belong to), remnants of the "asiatic" status campaigners. Instead they continued in their miniscule pursuits under their tribal banner bs.

the amount of self-aggrandising engineers in SL, you'd think we would've developed the nuclear bomb in 1999, you know.

big tune from Soul Acoustic Riddim. Jah Bless.

Haatu;981943 wrote: Glad you liked it. My ciid wasn't that spectacular this year. It started at 7.00 am at the mosque (one of the wadaads seems to have decided I would make a good volunteer). I spent the next hour and a half saying brothers upstairs sisters in here After that I spent some time with the wadaads and akhs in the office eating some of the best suqaar and kibis in a long time and chatting about random stuff. Then I went out with the akhs to where else but Southall (as you get older you just seem to want to do less and less and just spend more time talking and relaxing). Had lunch, banter, scouted for potential wives (LOL) and the day finished. There's a barbecue this evening in Shepherds Bush which I might go to depending on my mood but it will be a cock fest so I don't know if it will be worth it. You know, all these years I've lived in London and been to nearly all the places to see, I have never heard of Trocadero. It seems like an excellent place for a date (fun and far from hooyo ). Thanks dubrii (ina abti btw). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Hat, what do you need a wifey for, abti? you've got your whole life ahead of, maha? do you have terminal cancer or something? naga daa ciyaarta, dee? :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@cock fest what's the barbecue in Bush saying, abti? i was a regular in a joint in Shepherd Bush called Masaji. it is still open, horta? i ought to send you a list of places, ma istidhi? i was well acquainted with the city's underbelly before leaving for hell. :D

^ Al's future Residential Estate in 2034. one of many title deeds acquired is safe from reer samatar, for the time being.

Haatu;981630 wrote: Dubriiyow, marka hore a belated ciid wanaagsan. I'm sure you had a good time. As for parent child combos, bal check this one out: Cabdi Baadil and probably his son. The son's singing is ok and cabdi baadil is amazing as usual awesome vid, Hat. downloaded it. thanks for the eid regards. i had an excellent ciid. hope yours was excellent too. what did you get up to? i use to go to Trocadero in central London........ when i was your age in the last decade, abti. during one ciid, i met his chick called Muna there and i spent a fortune (xaqal ciid) on the bumper cars. i had a smug face to my person as i drove her around. it was excellent, ruunti. the only thing missing was the soundtrack to the famous American 1980s classic Top Gun.

Jah Bless.

i had a dream. i don't remember the facts of this dream. my hero Mobutu Sese Seko and i were speaking Congolese french at one time. he apparently said Nov 2031 will be an important year for me. i wonder what he meant? :confused:

Haatu;981861 wrote: That's a lot of money. Have you tried Books for Africa? Aabbas will make me a website and add paypal to the site. you'll then donate and so will everyone else, abti. wa war cad. somaha Aabbasoooow, inaar?

Abbaas;981826 wrote: Mooge, just give up abti, after reading the quote below. Safferz weey tagtoooooooow weey talaabteeeeeeeey ee get over it! :D

Safferz;981806 wrote: That's because clan is at the core of Somaliland nationality whether it's openly stated or not, and citizenship through paternal inheritance is the only way of ensuring the clan makeup of the country stays the same. I can't think of another constitution in the world (in the 21st century) that excludes women from full rights of citizenship in this way, and it's something Somaliland will have to rethink if it wants to continue fashioning itself as a democratic, politically stable "oasis" in the Horn. Incidentally, Wadani's agreement with Somaliland's citizenship law does confirm Nin Yaaban's theory that racists and tribalists are often the same people The exclusionary logic is the same. :D inabti, wa inaad xaal ka bixisid hadalkaagan xun, ruunti. sowdigan ''SL'' cay iyo aflaagado ka la daali waayey. wa inaan ku gursado anigoo. taas uun ayaa laga aqbali doona, ma garatay? maxaad ka qabto, inabti? :cool: Mooge - inaar, so kaxey reerka Saffz, saaxiibadeed (including indhoyar folks), deriskeeda, shaqaalaha aay la shaqeyso, saddex iyo toban halaad iyo fanaanada cod macan oon wali khiyaamooyinka khaadka baran. Shiekh Nuune - abti, so diyaar garow aad sii kala shaandhaysid wixii caqliga gala iyo wixii aan caqliga galayn eh. Wadani - inantan feminist-ka ah ee ku magac dheere Saffz aana hadaa kadib qabaa ee sida uula soco adiguna.

The Top 10 Fears of African Diaspora About Africa They wash dishes in restaurants, clean toilets and look after elderly incontinent people in the West. That makes the majority of the 30 million who have emigrated from Africa. Some are much luckier, they work in subaltern management positions in corporate America or in public institution in Europe. Few are real stars, successful with high pay and social status. Regardless of their current fate, they all share one thing in common: most of them want to return to Africa. The recent medias’ drumbeat about “Africa is Rising” is making them restless and hopeful because most of them have quite a petty life in the West. They are constantly harassed by the state police, crushed by daily racism from their neighbors and strangers, economically and politically isolated, and with very little hope for a near-future improvement. Unfortunately their dream to return home is painfully held back by deep fears and unanswered questions. Here are the top 10 fears of the African diaspora about Africa, and also the top 10 questions most of them are confronted with. (You can see full questions list at http://Return2Africa.com) Top 10 Fears 1. I know few people who have returned but failed, and had to come back to Europe. 2. I’m not successful here. I don’t have money. I’ll be ashamed to return just with my suitcase. 3. I don’t know how I’ll face all the social pressure and people asking me money. 4. I want to start a business back home, but everything is political in Africa. If you don’t have connections, your business could be crushed and closed at any time by officials. 5. How to explain my decision to my parents, my family, my friends? I’m afraid of their reaction. 6. How can I be sure that my professional experience will translate into something useful when I return to Africa? The work conditions are not good there. 7. I’m afraid of political instability. Every election is a matter of life and death with widespread of violence and fear. 8. There is no health insurance in Africa like I have here. The health system in my country has completely collapsed, what will I do if me or my family would get sick? How to find a good health insurance company? 9. I don’t have local connections anymore. My friends are now here. I’ll feel alone and isolated there. How to rebuild my social network locally before moving back? 10. I don’t have a place where to live. I don’t want to return to my parents house. Where will I live and host my family when I don’t have that much money? Top 10 Questions 1. Is there any local association or group of Returned Africans that I can join or get support from? 2. How to deal will the feeling of failure of returning back without lot of money? 3. What to do if I don’t have any money to return with? 4. Is there any organization or support group that help people who want to return to Africa? 5. How to find a job when you are not yet in Africa? 6. I want to start a business back home. Where can I find accurate and non-biased information? 7. How to find a house or an apartment to rent? What risks to avoid? 8. Which Banks or Financial organizations give loans to people in the diaspora to buy or build their house? 9. I’m married to a European, how can I convince him/her to move back to Africa with me? 10. How to find the best hospitals/Good Doctors for my family, and the best school and kindergarten for our kids? A recent study showed that 70% of African graduates in the diaspora are willing to return to build Africa. Africa needs qualified human resources to develop. “Africa as a whole spends an estimated $4 billion every year in Western expat salaries for positions that could be filled by the African professionals who leave the continent” reports http://ThisisAfrica.com, and “It is estimated there will be a 75% increase in the use of expatriate staff over the next three years, and the strategic use of these resources will be a critical success factor to help establish and grow business across Africa.” – http://HowWeMadeItInAfrica.com “If you believe in Africa and know the potential of our continent, you will agree with me that you have more opportunities in Africa than anywhere else. If you don’t believe me, go to your nearest African international airport and count the number of people from overseas arriving to do business. My heart actually breaks when I read or hear about Africa’s youth trying to cross the Mediterranean Sea to get to the rich West to wash dishes in restaurants, clean toilets and look after elderly incontinent people. Were these fine daughters and sons of Africa to have a second thought, they would put themselves into better use and in their own motherland.” said my friend Ian Mvula --- http://www.siliconafrica.com/the-top-10-fears-of-african-diaspora-about-africa/ --- this is some funny stuff. :D

Africa Top 10 Problems: Not the ones You were thinking about! Africa is not poor. Africa is a rich continent inhabited by poor people. Once we fix the people problem, everything else will fall into place. In this post, I share what I consider to be the top 10 problems affecting the people ability to fix themselves and subsequently take control of their destiny. 1. The Poverty Porn Humanitarian organization like UNICEF, Doctors without Borders, and alike have done more damage to Africa than the marginal positive impact they supposedly have had. In order to raise money for their operations, they have engaged into a “poverty porn” depicting Africa with the most degrading, and humiliating images. African people dignity is not something they cared about. The huge billboard and magazines photos showing Africa at its worst now fill the mind of billions of people around the world, and unfortunately those people can’t help but think about Africa only trough those images. (In the same time, those medias won’t show the photo of a dead American or English soldier, because it’s shocking and doesn’t respect human dignity) The worst consequence of this “free publicity” is the way it has deeply impacted Africans self-perception and self-image. The “Poverty porn” of the NGOs, the humanitarian organizations, and Western medias is the problem number one because it sabotages Africans self-image, weakens their sell-confidence and resolve, and contributed hugely to the hate and racism Africans face all over the world.’ 2. International Aid If foreign aid would develop any place, Africa will be the most developed continent in the world. International AID is now doing more harm to Africa than good. It became the main tool used by foreign governments and organizations to corrupt the African elite, and get them to behave so irrationally toward their own populations and the basic interest of their countries. Aside corruption and the criminality, International Aid is the root of the 5 Stars colonization disease that cripple the African elite which dislike the responsibility and the self sacrifice that comes with being in control of a nation destiny. As far as they enjoyed the status offered by their positions, they never liked the responsibilities demanded by the jobs, therefore they use international aid programs as substitute to their responsibilities. If Africa needs any aid, the most urgent one is to get rid of the 40 billions corruption industry (called International Aid) that shackles its youth and elite, cultivates and maintains the beggar mentality. How would you develop any country when the dream of the majority of its youth and elite is not entrepreneurship, innovation, education and self-sufficiency, but the dream to have a job with a humanitarian organization or to get their project financed by some International aid Agency or proxy. 3. International Medias A friend of mine recently told me that the “Global Lying System” (referring to the western medias covering African news) is one of the biggest threat to peace and development in Africa. African tribes are created in London, Brussels and Paris by journalists. The colonial heritage of those journalists (unless they are instructed to do so) makes them to see Africa only as a collection of tribes and focus their coverage on what they call as tribal issues. They create new realities like “People from the North” compared to “people from the South” or “people from the West”. They invent new divisions with creative imagination, like the Belgians falsely created the “Tutsi” and “Hutu” tribes in Rwanda which ultimately lead to the genocide in 1994. The influence of western medias in Africa is very negative, and could be considered as part of Africa problems. The second most negative effect of the western medias in Africa is that they tend to focus their attention on what the Europeans or the White people are doing in Africa or for Africa, and how they are saving Africa, therefore continuing to create the false impression that Africa is a hopeless place with lazy people that could be saved only by the white man. 4. The Colonial Borders The current African countries borders are nonsenses. A study done in the years 70s showed that African nations had less trade between themselves than before colonization (How Europe Underdeveloped Africa). The situation has not change much since then. There is no immediate solution, but initiative like the African passport or Visa would greatly improve the movement of people and increase the potential of intellectual and commercial exchanges. 5. Ignorance of the Books of Machiavelli, Hegel & Darwinism The western elite that currently rules the world has 3 majors intellectuals influences: Machiavelli (How to rule over people with cynicism and deception), Hegel (using the Hegelian dialectic of history they consider the western civilization as the end of history) and Darwin (the Survival belongs to the fittest, therefore the white race should stay at the top and rule over other races). Maya Angelou always advise the African-American elite to read The prince of Machiavelli, because, she said, without a proper understanding of this book, you won’t understand the western elite. The Prince is their bedside book. it contains the main principle all imperialist applies: “If you want to control the people, separate the people and you can rule them. Divide them and you can conquer them.” The ignorance by the African elite of the principles by which the western Elite think and act is a major cause of their permanent naivete and incompetency. 6. The Rich Subaltern Mentality There are two kinds of people in Africa, those who can’t make a living regardless of how much they put in, and those with lavish lifestyle and privileges regardless of how little they contribute. The first group is made of those who has not contact with “white” people, and the second is made of people who has contact with “white” people. If you live in Africa or know some African people, make a list of 10 people you know or have heard about who have a “good life” and social privileges. You’ll quickly find out that 90% those who have a good life are people who work for the “white” or with the “white”. They serve foreign-owned or controlled companies, organizations or foreign NGOs in Africa. They have big houses, nice cars, home servants, and enjoy high social status and privileges. I call those the “Rich subalterns” or the “Selected subalterns”. (“White” in Africa is used for “European”, “Chinese”, “Lebanese”, “American”, etc. In the context of this article it could be easily replaced by “foreigners”.) What is the problem? The problem is that you can’t develop a country or continent where the majority of people who have the potential to become leaders are raised to be “good subalterns” to be successful. Rich-subalterns Young people aspire to emulate the most successful models in their society, and now the only visible and tangible model available is the rich subaltern model. 7. Lack of Domestic Leadership Education Africa is not poor, Africa has a leadership problem. For any society to prosper it should have a endogenous system of identifying, training and coaching its future leaders. Some countries do it through their military services, some do it through elite schools, and some others do it through informal coaching and assistance organizations or secret societies. The main issue about Africa leadership is not the quality of its individuals, but the quality of the group of individuals. Individually there are lot of brilliant people, but collectively they fail to work together harmoniously on long term vision, and commit with integrity and loyalty to their country or long term vision. The reason behind this failure is that most the so called leaders are trained outside their country and context, by people who has no knowledge of the context in which their leadership skills would apply. Additionally, the heterogeneity of the systems in which they have trained make it difficult to make them work well together. 8. Lack of Science & Engineering Education A study done few years ago at the Stanford University (I’m struggling to find my source) demonstrated how colonial powers tend to drastically reduce the study of science and engineering in the countries they have occupied. They would favor literature and subaltern studies that would make the graduates just good enough to assist them in running the colonies or the occupied countries. Results, Africa has a lot of “talkers”, people with oratory prowess. Now, We don’t need more of those lawyers, sociologists, philosophers, but more scientists and engineers. 9. Lack of International Intelligence network Africa knowledge of the world is very limited. I’d agree that most of my fellow Africans have very little idea of the world they are living in, specially the forces and trends that are shaping it. This lack of intelligence is bad, because it leaves the continent unaware of events and shifts that could affect it. 10. The Crab Mentality If you put several crabs into a bucket, and if one of them begins to crawl out, one or more of the other crabs will put it back down and prevent its escape. It’s called Crab Mentality. This is a good metaphor for us as Africans to Unite and create strong networks that support each other, while avoiding the Judas goats. ----- http://www.siliconafrica.com/africa-top-10-problems-not-the-ones-you-were-thinking-about/ ---- really interesting article.

aar ka daaya.

Haatu;981796 wrote: Heh usheeg. Tell him to let go of the poor oromo ladies and to give them back their IDs. He's as sadistic as a rich Arab. bal adna, ya? abti, inaga daa isbaaradan xun ee ku xumeeda ah, ma garatay? i'm not the one marrying indhoyar. lakinse, waxaa la sheegayey in dumarka Filipinos-ka ku takhasuseen howlo badan oo aan la so koobi karin.

Hawdian;981795 wrote: Alpha whats the joke??:cool: ma caruutooda baa loo bixyey Ilma China wa tasoo la i ban-gareya eh, inaga daa, abti.

Wadani;981790 wrote: Ur a liberal through and through eh? Please, ciyaalka Hargaysa jooga ee impressionable-ka ah hanaga wasakhaynin. :D what is this ''liberal''? miyaanad ka weynaan siyaasad gaalada fikirkooda ku dhisan, abti?

nuune;981789 wrote: ^^^ Talk about double standard, why no one is NOT asking you about your little fortress of ajaanib girls that you hold hostage in most of the time against their will by luring them into offering them good salary and healthcare, is that fair, inaar, dib iskugu laabo, abti ^^ arrimahayga ka dhex bax, wa ku sidee? you'll never see me gloating about ajaanabi and aji in public. have you heard the joke about the xalimo and the chinese man, horta?

the the private affairs of a xalimo and the personal choices they make shouldn't concern y'all. what is offensive however is how publicly this is all being played out. it's disgusting.

Naxar Nugaaleed;981760 wrote: firstable I am not and are able hold anyone let a alone a country responsible for anything. Lets not assume things, my statement is one of disdain for a prevailing attitude in that country. lets be honest, a pin could drop in that place and it would be the fault of the west. As for Somalis, well i don't feel "responsible" but yes we do share an identity and what ever they do effects us all. I was shopping in supermarket one day 2008 in a quit suburb of Harrisburg PA when an elderly white lady asked me where I was from. I told her I was Somali and her firstresponse was where was her share of the booty. A none-Somali friend saw a review of captain phillips in the paper, the fool clipped it and brought it to me. So although I do not feel "responsible" for the actions of others, we do share national identity and if I was a Pakistani I would either shut the heck up or support the little girl that was shot in face in the name of not just my nationality but my religion. hope that helps this is not about one individual. it's not about what makes you "responsible" for the actions of others. there's a bigger issue here. today it's Malala, yesterday it was Waris Dirie and in 1945 it was about Anne Franks, abti. these tokenist females have been used time and again to convey particular messages. this sort of thing works.