Haatu;982682 wrote: SP, who uses Tango anyway? It's all about Whatsapp my friend. That reminds me I got a message the other day from someone I bailed on 2 years ago. I've been avoiding her since, very awkward lol you do realise if you were to continue this 2 year old illict convo on the whatsapp thingy...it could be illegal, maha?. considering you only turned 18 years recently and the chick was potentially 2 years younger and 'barely legal' when y'all were conversating...cala kuli xaal and without beating around the bush........ that makes you a young pedophile. technically speaking, that is......:cool:

Cadale;982775 wrote: friends im inviting you guys to http://tinychat.com/solers i clicked on the link inaadeero. lot's of people with strange guest names on there. i saw at least 7 names on there, dee i wonder who they could be? do you think my family, friends and stuff check this thread.........? that's scary walahi.

nuune;982776 wrote: ^^ Adiga unbaa adeegsada erayada qalaad eed ka dhawaajisey = Adiga unbaa isticmaala erayada ajaanibta eed ka dhawaajisey. Hadaad adiga ka deyrisey Afkaaga hooyo yaad kalood eeda saareysaa, iska biloow adiga muga hore. abti, waan ku salamaya. bacda salaan, i was lost for words, ma taqaan?. i wrote that fake ''pseudo-rebel without a cause'' stuff because i had nothing useful to contribute. then i remember say walahi. i added that to the list, dee.

Cadale;982778 wrote: Pardon me? i did what exactly? I'm from the fam inaarow i gave you my full abtiris on pm what the hell man? are you saying im a sheegato :eek: i'm not saying that. i'm just saying we don't roll like that, you know check this potential Cadawian theme track..... if y'all are bringing beef, we're bringing war come to y'all's cities, knock down your doors slap up y'all's Caqil like we did before whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? didn't know your tribe were so poor but y'all gave mans lacag baad ah near the Berbera Corridor :p

Cadale;982775 wrote: friends im inviting you guys to http://tinychat.com/solers why you chatting shit about my tribe? are you even my tribe mise you're a fake wannabe?

Safferz;982693 wrote: It means nothing should be forced and you should act naturally. You don't need to *try* to be funny or impress people. i'm not sure i agree. you can never be yourself because you're constantly adapting to an situations outside of your control. marka..... you change according to your settings, dee. waa kuu sidee? i hate that expression. it's deliberately vague.

Che -Guevara;982639 wrote: When you says monkeys, I thought you were referring to Alpha. oh yeah? why is that Che?

i don't see the purpose of this thread. the Somali language in all it's magnificent glory is being peppered with foreign expressions that have no revelance to us. waxa tidhi walahi - say walahi

Alpha Blondy;982732 wrote: in the office doing work this time of day. t's asr time. still in the office. WTF

in the office doing work this time of day. t's asr time.

officially rented the property today. did the notary agreement and all. it's a little too far from the town centre but spacious.....there are good transport links. paid 3 months deposit. may require some small renovations balse we'll see, y'all. this is madness. won't someone tell me to STOP. weey tagtoooooooow..... weey talaabteeeeeeeey. ;)

Safferz;982681 wrote: Just be yourself, dee what does that mean anyway?

Haatu;982683 wrote: I know a lot of brothers like that but I'm not one of them. I dress normally and formally most of the times which means something like this......................and a cardigan/shirt/jumper. I've grown too old my chinos and swagger you see. Even my footwear is plain nowadays: voted best dresser in 2004, my life has been a fashion disaster ever since. i had swag, abti. now, i don't even bother with being stylish. next week i have my first official date in a year. she seems alright but i fear my superficial Facebook pics may have ruined it for me. i'm worried. i usually take a plain material from the suuqa. then i take it to my favourite tailor. he's no Savile Row but at least my 5-man trousers (so called because it's huge like a Pakistani khamis trousers) allows for ventilation and reduces my carbon footprint. :p since making my final return back to the homeland almost 7 and half years ago, i've been very cautious and often receptive to appeasing the popular mood, appearing inconspicuous and ordinary. i've always felt its important to strike a fine balance between maintaining appearances and not looking trashy in a 86-zipped new-age Thai made jeans, often worn by the daqan aan dorfin lot . and yet just as quality and value go hand in hand, i feel its important to get the best possible deals and bargains. whenever i go shopping, i usually go to the suuqa hoose and buy WHO-DIED 2nd hand charity clothes from aboard. there are some real gems among all that trash, some in near perfect condition. reer somaliland rarely shop in these out-door shacks and tarpaulins, preferring instead brand new imports. i never understand how the local people can walk past the shops and never think twice about shopping there. i think i'll treat myself to a almost brand new designer blazer ahead of my date next week. after haggling i'll get it for $3... for sure. ;) as for your dress sense, its too casual. you can't wear trainers with trousers, abti? wa kuu sidee? :cool:

Cadale;982615 wrote: greetings solers. I hope everything is allright with y'all. hi inaadeero, you alright? what's happening with you? been a long day today. hope all is well with you?

SomaliPhilosopher;982673 wrote: writing a joke is very difficult the key here is not to make a joke. that's what clowns do. being deliberately funny doesn't work. the joke must have a context. don't state the obvious...... instead make the obvious seem sphinx-like and strange. this technique works for me? e.g - in the crazy world of basic maths........it's probably the only place where a person buys 67 tins of beans and nobody wonders why! :p

Somalia wrote: I'm trying to get banned, but admin doesn't want to deactivate my account, you didn't bite the bait, I will send this to a few other SOLers so they report me. :eek: did y'all know Somalia was BANNED from SOL. the little disgusting reer Puntland prick sent me this message before he was martyred. some people don't tolerate BS, you know. balse freedom of speech continues to be abused on this site. :mad::mad::mad:

nice tune.

Haatu;982510 wrote: Interesting. That might come useful one day... oh yeah? saas miyaa? don't tell me you roll with this new wave of little akhis experiencing an identity crisis. you know the sort....... who have culture of the hip-hop gangster but dress islamically. i hear they're spreading and everywhere in the UK. ruunti, its astonishing how y'all keep your thug-culture lifestyle compliant with your islamic beliefs, abti. ma ruunba y'all little thugs-turned-reformed-akhis roam the streets at anti-social hours, sell weed to your akhi brothers and claim benefits? how can y'all justify such behaviours, horta? sporting little skirts with socks and trainers that match and carrying Winnie The Pooh key chain on your ultra small Nike bags........ is not swagger nor is it impressing anyone, abti. stay away from the akhis, abti. waa iga taalo.

''Wall of Shame'' and it's Discontents a new wall is being built near the top of Al's roads. already dubbed the 'Berlin Wall' by local human rights protesters for reason, unbeknownst to the Daily. the construction started earlier this week. this afternoon Dowlada Hoose Hargesia, the local municipality, came around to the construction site and brandished the wall with 'dumis' graffiti. we have credible information to suggest the dispute arose, kadib markii dhismaha deyrku ila 2 metres kusoo durkay laamida badhtankeeda. according to local resident Alpha B, the wall is yet another reminder of the growing socio-economic disparities between gancsato cunaqabateen magalada ku haya (business elite or the so-called 2%) and local residents. he further explains ''across the city, the walls are getting taller and taller and the rich is getting richer and richer. we are working towards a conscious grassroots initiative that enables those living below the poverty line to access affordable housing...in line with Millennium Development Goals and various other international conventions''. we approached DHH for comment but they refused. Somaliland, a break-away region in North Somalia, has been in the grip of a construction boom since late 2000s. the capital city, Hargesia is a far cry from the destruction, it 'allegedly' experienced between 1982-91. today, it's a bustling metropolis but like many urban centres in Africa, it's bears witness to a growing social divide. Daily Nation Hargeisa, Somaliland

can we please not over-simplify this dense issue. there are jews. there is no such thing as a jew. for instance hardliner Zionist Jews are different from pro-Palestine Hasidic Jews. we must keep in mind that 70% of Israelis are from the Former USSR. in their former homeland they endured abuse and Anti-semitism for centuries. we now know racism is increasing in the Former Soviet Union. there is talk of the Russian authorities increasing police presence for Sochi 2014 Winter Games fearing racist attacks by Neo-Nazi thugs. with that said, we shouldn't be surprised, by the massive increase in racism from Jews. Ethiopian Falasha are almost extinct, apparently. my Ethiopian friend was telling me they're hated in Ethiopia, too.

Safferz;982503 wrote: I don't snitch and I don't like snitches :mad: i was doing some late night research on Wikipedia a few nights back. the research was on the ''prisoner's dilemma''. very interesting stuff, ma istidhi? your thoughts are very much welcomed........ if you're interested in a serious intellectual discussion.

Safferz;982503 wrote: I don't snitch and I don't like snitches :mad: i see you've chosen the way of Angelia Jolie in that classic american blockbuster SALT. excellent film by the way. i'm not surprised by your hormonal driven BS. we clearly have information on you. we shan't release this, lakinse.

double agent Haatullahi, congratulations on the successful immersion. i understand you managed to convinced them of your mujahideen credential. the victory star medal is surely destined for you. what do we know of the enemies plans? what is their long term goal? who is the power behind the throne. maxaad war heysa? baal so daa, dee.

double agent Safinova, please report your finds of the enemies activities. please use the S.A.L.U.T.E as taught in the academy.

Alpha Blondy;982494 wrote: i see the regular trollers are busy being champagne socialist in this new but potentially emerging thread over on the politics section. there are certain people working against my interests and wider interest of this thread. this was expected. these saboteurs will be dealt a heavy blow. we have deployed two ''qori-ismaris'' in the aforementioned thread. they have been given a debrief of the overall objective. they are to infiltrate and cause internal divisions. we cannot add any further information for on-going operational reasons.