this chick is ghetto. that's disgusting.

Rock 'n' Roll, y'all.

<cite> @Homunculus said:</cite> Let's call it as it is, Somalis treat each other badly, Muslims, Christians whatever. Christians are not doing someone a favor but trying to convert him/her in Somalia, they are just adding another layer to the problem. + 1 uu sheeg, abti.

<cite> @BusDriver said:</cite> He was born in Kenya and he hails from the breakaway region of Somaliland. He is the son of a mortuary owner in Kenya. i sort of know this guy.

<cite> @Khayr said:</cite> What is the going rate for paying them off? Surely, you must be a pro at this by now. that's just the thing, ma garatay? i just don't know. maxa tala ah, inaar?

i received an eviction notice for my house earlier today. it's quite serious, apparently. they are warning against any delayed payment for the yearly housing tax. if i don't pay within two days, i'll be evicted. this is quite serious y'all. i might be homeless, dee.

it's a beautiful day here in the nation's capital. it's also jeudi soir.

<cite> @Alpha Blondy said:</cite> in Rwanda it's officially illegal to use the terms ''Hutu'' or ''Tutsi'' . apparently these ''ethnic identifiers'' have been removed from all official documentation to ensure equality among the Rwandan people. lakinse, the Hutus are Bantu and the Tutsi are Hamitic. they look strikingly different. so different in fact, it's a little silly not to call a spade a spade. unless, of course, it's really a shovel, in which case you ought to call it a shovel instead. how can Rwanda move past the tragedy of 1994 if you can’t even say the words “Hutu” and “Tutsi” ? how can you have a meaningful dialogue without them? but if you can’t say the words, aren't you building a fence around a central part of the discussion? as for Somalis - y'all have it easy sida la sheegayo. ma ruunba? say no more.

<cite> @Mooge said:</cite> Hahhaha. Alpha doesnt even know his fiefdoms number of mps. hahahaha. bal adna?

in Rwanda it's officially illegal to use the terms ''Hutu'' or ''Tutsi''. apparently these ''ethnic identifiers'' have been removed from all official documentation to ensure equality among the Rwandan people. lakinse, the Hutus are Bantu and the Tutsi are Hamitic. they look strikingly different. so different in fact, it's a little silly not to call a spade a spade. unless, of course, it's really a shovel, in which case you ought to call it a shovel instead. how can Rwanda move past the tragedy of 1994 if you can’t even say the words “Hutu” and “Tutsi”? how can you have a meaningful dialogue without them? but if you can’t say the words, aren't you building a fence around a central part of the discussion? as for Somalis - y'all have it easy sida la sheegayo. ma ruunba?

<cite> @ugo said:</cite> somalis and south sudanese share many characteristics. oh yeah? that's funny. it is said the Dinka are lazy, petty and malevolent in their ways. i can see what you mean, here.

<cite> @nuune said:</cite> Quote of the year, well done Alpha , I am glad now you support women causes, 31 days ago(2013), you were against them achieving higher positions in governments. yeah bro. a lot has changed, ma garatay? last year was last year but this year is this year. there's all sorts of possibilities on the horizon for Al.....because of this, i've now changed my stance on limiting women in politics. waad ila fahantahay imika sidaan ku arkay baan u maleyn?

dumarka waa laf dhabarka qoyska iyo bulshada. hal dumar oo aad xiil uu magacoowda waxey wax tareysaa bulshada oo dhan.

check this funny joke. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. Pure communism You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. Dictatorship You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you Somaliland You claim to have two cows The government also purports to owning the two cows, even if, hypothetically speaking, they stray to the farthest, most barren, and lowly populated Eastern Steppes of it's alleged jurisdiction. Somalia You have two cows. The government in conjunction with the Turks and Museveni gives both to the HAG. Puntland You allegedly own all the cows, both those real and those imagined. The new Abdiweli government increases the number of female ministers to 5. Jubbaland The KDF owns two cows. The Kenyan government annexes the land for their grazing. Bureaucracy You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull (this one is just EXCELLENT!) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

<cite> @SomaliPhilosopher said:</cite> ^^ I have a theory on Agriculture and that sort of lifestyle. Though, you only share your mediocre ideas on SOL right? bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible, somaha? halka sheekada ka si wad.

just came back from shirkii. fascinating stuff. it was a lot of bs lakinse we now have figures. we can work toward developing indicators and measures of progress. this is crucial. Sacad spoke of the ''4-i's''. 1. incentive. 2. institution. 3. investment. 4. impact.

i'm at the ''Somaliland Davos'' conference, right now, abti. are you there?

what nonsense! SL doesn't even have 164 Parliamentarians.

that's great.

reer Somalia's picturesque coastal areas are filled with nuclear waste. again, this hardly shocks. another reason which explains reer Somalia's pitiful standing in the EPI world rankings is deforestation.

<cite> @Khayr said:</cite> That was his quote and soon enough, one kid bought the same hat. That kid told him that he inspired him to purchase that hate. Meaning that if it is acceptable for an elder to wear it, then a young person could do the same without guilt. If you see yourself becomig more and more comfortable with looking like your westernizered co-workers then there is a crisis of identity. I see it within myself saxib. It feels great to assimilate and get invites to social events. What I find that eventually happens is their norms become my norms. I start to dress like them, think like them, desire like them and express opinions like them. If you can't see what I am talking about, just look the kids born in the 90's and 00's. That hat represents a particular standard of assimilation and acceptance. That is what the article id about and the conclusion is what modernity echoes - MY CHOICE! For every personal choice, their is a path taken, a decision made and a result achieved. one word. EPIC FAIL.

having a decent day so far. this is good.

this vainglorious man whose sly humour knows no bounds, on the one hand between his self-aggrandising musings, and on the other hand, in insulting the readers with this babbling mumbo-jumbo gibberish, fails to communicate the point, here. this is a man whose haste to succeed by way of integration, particularly in achieving social acceptance, has led him astray to a bizarre world of hats. lakinse, it's difficult to deny his cult of personality provides an intriguing and entertaining subplot to those heavily invested in such desperate enterprises.