i am new here. how do i 'sound' familiar? :confused: i mean its not like you can hear me. i think you meant to say - your writing 'looks' familiar.

simple condemnation will not work. something must have gone drastically wrong for such things to occur in ''our community''. somalis need to wake up and accept some home truth. i am not shocked. i mean this is where the alshabab suicide bombers come from. MN is the epicentre of cultural erosion. i suspect this is not the last we have heard of this place. what will be next: islamic paedo ring smuggle babies for abuse! edit.... we shouldnt assume all these people are guilt, we haven’t heard their side of the story. but, of course, the damage is irreversible. releasing the story has destroyed an entire ''community'' but if acquitted then 29 people can go back to life. Never really, shaking off the shame they have ‘supposedly’ caused. All in all, it’s a lose for all.

yes of course i knew these but was testing your knowledge.

what an amazing game. its amazing what you can on this forum. how do you say these words in somali: 1. swirling (swirl) 2. dare 3. plunged (plunge)

Originally posted by NGONGE: Hark at the maid hiring philanthropist! isn't time to go home.

Geel, mate, i want to local create jobs for local. my intentions have been completely taken out of context. i dont expect to have a free ride - you know what i mean.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Oh they're never empty, adeer. quote: Originally posted by CarmeloBrown: 9-5 life is depressing and I was diagnosed as being clinically depressed, one of many stress-related illnesses, before I left to come to Somaliland and turn a new chapter in my life. CB Did you write the above or was it your maid? i don't know whats funnier connecting unrelated statements or the time you spent in the achieves searching for the quotes.

self-awareness nooh! i see your still throwing empty words around.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Who are you talking about when you mention psychologists and IKEA, me or you? There are no Ikea or psychologist here mate. So, of course, i was talking about you... nagada ciyaarta dee.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: I agree with Ngonge on this :eek: :eek: Seriously. Nacnac iyo malayacnigi halagan aad ku heesey yaad la tagatey. Warya say: I am too lazy and spoilt that I need a slave (maid is different) you want some strange women to wash your dirty clothes, come into your dingy rental house and risk her life and safety for $10 a month. Uuuf, I hate daqan ceelis people that abuse dadka. Worst of all, look at you trying to appear noble; I want to create jobs (first of all that is ONE position, and you are exploiting them- doubt that qualifies are a job!) and secondly of all your decision is based on self service and catering to your needs. :rolleyes: P.s. Yaa allah make sure he never ever gets a maid, and they all throw is silly $20 in his face with dacas. Errrg Its Monday morning- what did you expect. horta, do you get out of bed the wrong way. some of 'us' have been up since 5am and yet can still hold a decent convo, albeit, a little rusty. IBZ, i'm not daqan delis. i know the culture and understand it but had very little exposure to it. i don't claim to know all the answers and sit behind a computer screen. i knew I need experience so came here. but ask your self, do i sit around flashy hotels and pretend to be important. NO!!!! you remind me of those anti-globalisation protesters, you know the hippy type - busy defending people, or in other words denying ''poor'' people the chance to help themselves. stop being noble and be realistic for once dee.... some income is better than no income. I on the other hand, want to create jobs for local people dee! I wanted to get a maid because... it gives me a sense of enormous well being, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit Of my heart devoted to paying for school fees and stuff.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Even if I don't know you, "weighed, measured and found wanting" springs to mind. What's your next topic, saaxib? A feature wall in your living room? well, if i am not mistaken you are not the so-called modern man you espouse to be on these boards.... i read your views many times and the same messages echoes through and through.... ''look at me i'm awfully modern and i want you to know that i'm modern'' but are you really modern NGONGE.... You strike me a sexist chauvinistic pig who is living in a facade of nothingness. a visit to ikea or the occasional referral to the psychologist from stress-related ''modern'' living doesn't define your rag-nimo. wake up warya.

excuse me? you are talking like you know me. have we meet before or something.... thats the problem with somalis, they think they know it all --- even what is inside your head.

Originally posted by NGONGE: Sheeko dumar. War ragga maxa baryahan ku dhacay? رجاله ورق Do you measure your manhood by the length of your beard. Are you having a crisis of masculinity. funnily enough, i thought your type are more likely to use the services of a maid.

Why i am not surprised about this. since the socialist government came to power in 2005, Spanish society has been morally decaying. first they allow expressed divorce, then legalise same sex marriage - which different from civil partnerships. my friend was telling that church attendance among young Spaniards is less than 10%. although church figure are by no means a reflection of a society, at least it goes some ways to being a marker of decadence and societal cracks. edit..... since the child in question was of a roma descent, perhaps this is to do with socio-economic conditions of the roma people. i mean these people are lowest in every indicator.

i reckon this is metaphorical. having sex with a car could just mean that he drove them. so he probably drove like a 1000 cars.

cheers guys, i have decided after careful consideration that maybe I am better off without a maid. this is because the maid i was negotiating with is demanding too much money. create local jobs for local people should be based on the simple idea of exchange of services but it seems like local people are demanding too much and offering very little in the way of services. they should be content with the jobs because after all it better to be paid than to sit at home waiting for miracles to happen. however, i will look into this.

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Err, I am wondering who sponsored you two newbies. And how long did the sponsoring process take? Mise you two sponsored yourself, like an economic migrant miyaa? I am asking because I would like to sponsor someone to this site nooh, so I would like to know how long the line-ups, the whole process was. well it took a while. 9th of May to be precise nooh . i use to roam this site before. Thats a long time nooh.

Originally posted by Ms MoOns: quote: cheers mate. You sound a bit British? lol Correct me if I'm wrong No. Sorry to disappoint but I am somali nooh!

Originally posted by Qandalawi: If you have money, sadaqayso - meaning contribute it towards charity or participate in constructing a mosque or any other good paths. this just creates dependence and a poor work ethos. i would rather give money to those who want to work.

Ok... so let me get this right.... everybody is speculating on my personal business. yet, non of you know anything about me. malika ---- stop trying to compare the value of money here to your lofty suburban cul-de-sac! because i can tell you that $5 dollars here can keep a family fed for like two days. i am trying to create local jobs for local people here, so please see the real basis for my intentions before attacking my motives.

Originally posted by Agent -12345: quote:Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: Kalay yaad la hadlaysaa? Ma waxaad ii malaysay Ian Macky mise ‘the Earl of Shaftesbury’ – (niman) cadaan ah jaahilnimo indhaha kale baxday oo midna awoow’yaashiis sawiradoodii u malayey tariikhda bini aadanka iyo mid intuu ayad Quraan ah Buuga Jaamac ah kala baxay, haddana dhahay waa figrad cusub oon annagu la nimid.“Noble savage pornography” kulaha - Mataqaan horta meesha kelmada ‘noble savage’ ka timid iyo fikrada ka damaysa? Haddii aad ka mid tahay nimanka mad-maddoow ee daba taagan ama fadhiya ninka nuuraaya – caalaacal iyo candhuufo hayla soo aadin. Nimanka kale nah soomaalinimadooda reer keliya ha ku soo koobin. Badana waxaad qorto ama soo qarifto oo halkaan ku soo dhejisid waa wax macquul ah weeye – aan ka ahayn tii aad qortay ee ahayd “bisha munaafaqnimada” oo aad ku afla gaadeysa bisha barakaysan ee Ramadaanka. Marka saxiib ka fiirso intaadan wax aaddan aqoon iyo cilmi ulahaayn la soo booddid aad igu dhahdo indhaha kala qaad. Kala baro dadkaad u khudbayneysid – waan kugu raacsanahay in aad magaca Soomaaliyeed marwalba kor u qaadid – balse, kala garo kuwa magaceena hoos u dhiga iyo kuwa uu baahan tariikhda saxda in la baro. Waxaa maahmaah iyo caado inoo ah in – “Soomaalidu jeclayn in runta la isu sheego’ inkastoo aynu runta ku maahmaahno. Soomaalidu xadaradoodu waligeed ba degmooyin iyo qabiilo bey ku ekayd – ila ey gumaystayaashi tageen – dowladnimo iyo wadannimo midna iskuma lahayn saxiib. Balse tariikh qadami ah waaligeen ba waa lahayn iyo waxa kalo oo aad sheegtay ba – inkastoo ila tahay in aan – baaderi (that is priest to you) wax lagu faano ahayn – dhaqanka iyo afka soomaalidana ka mid ahayn. LOL, Mudane Duke of York, saas la ka raba, ruunta isku sheegno wa fiicaantahay sxb, adiga wayee ninku oo na la so keenay sawiradaas meesan, sax? Markii aniga gumeysiida madaxda adi sii fiicaan ka kiciiyay, waad igu xanaaqtay(war kac waryaa), awww halkee ka xanuuniyay? Wa iska caadii, warkeegii ha maqlin, dhib ma leh. Lakiin cugoow dadkeena iyo dhaqankeena wa ka weyn yahay tobban waranlehs ama tobban dhabodhaliifs. Tariikhda Somaalida ma tabankartiid iska iloow, qalinka Qabiil wax ma ku sameeniikara xita, qofkii aqli heesta wey arkii karaan waxii ruunta iyo waxii been, markaas fadlan iis welweliin sxb, waxna ma ku tareeso. Dowladnimo iyo wadannimo dalka Somaaliya wa ka jiirtee, 'Barr-as Sumal' la dihii jiree dalkeeno, waxaas ka horeysa qarniiyo badan tariikhdii Talyaaniga iyo Ingriis. Xita maalintaas Soomaalida wey isku imaadeen iya hal nogdeen, dagaalka Darawiishta saas ugu bilaawtay, Somalinimo wa midnimo wa wadannimo. I know the Somali language is not your strength – so just in case you do not get any of the above things I said to you – I would advise you to know who you are talking to next time- and since you do not know me - let me enlighten you a little. Well all I saw was a mentally enslaved individual who gladly switched his rich history for noble savage pornography, you have now come back stating an ulterior intention for this topic, I have a feeling my wake up call had a thing to do with it. BTW Don't think for one minute that you intimidate me by speaking in Somali and lecture me about Somali history, I have a Somali mother and father too, I know my mother tongue, I know my fatherland. ps I'm logging off and going home, don't expect any replies to your next post soon, which is probably built around a small typo of mine. They are simply words on a screen, they will still be there when I return, iis deji. inflated Egos of pseudo-intellectuals. How come all discussions become all about egos.

This reminds me of the field nigger and the house nigger.

Zack, I didn't say I couldn't afford a maid. What do you mean ''trust me''??

Originally posted by The Zack: $50 a month is too expensive? Yeah! I'm not exactly earning a fortune!

JB, What about the oromo?