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No! it was classified information! I wouldn't have known had it not been for wikileaks!
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This is by far my greatest success in my short but rich experience!
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adam and alchemdos, lets keep the emotions out of this one. its an opinion! learn to respect it! whatsmore I've been punished for expressing my opinions. its now ''This post has not received any reputation. You currently have -49 reputation point(s).'' pathetic! the spirit of democracy and freedom of speech is been abused!
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there is no doubt about it, there are spies monitoring this site. just don't express extremist or controversial opinions.
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excellent site. plenty more jobs here! some of which haven't been advertised on reliefweb or idealist! http://www.somaliangoconsortium.org/ngo-un-vacancies.html click on the advertised job: External Project Evaluator - OXFAM NOVIB Logistics Officer - SAVE THE CHILDREN Senior Programme Officer (Somali Programme) - INTERPEACE WASH Specialist - CESVI Director of Operations - SAVE Rehabilitation Technical Team Leader - HANDICAP INTERNATIONAL Health and Nutriton Coordinator - COSV Head of Mission (Congo) - INTERSOS Coordinator (Darfur) - INTERSOS Head of Mission (Tchad) - INTEROS Protection Officer (Congo) - INTERSOS Logistician (Darfur) - INTERSOS Finance Director - ADRA SOMALIA Consultant - UN Joint Programme on Local Governance - UNICEF SOMALIA Community Developemnt Officer (Hargeisa) - UNICEF SOMALIA Secretary/Receptionist - COSV Consultant Field Research Supervisor - OXFAM GB Health Coordinator (Darfur) - COSV National Finance Officer (Hargeisa) - SAVE THE CHILDREN National Grants Officer (Hargeisa) - SAVE THE CHILDREN Training Consultancy - CESVI Monitoring & Evaluation Officer - HANDICAP INTERNATIONAL Logistics Asistant - (Hargeisa) - UNICEF SOMALIA Administration & Finance Assistant (Galkayo) - UNICEF SOMALIA Program Officer Mixed Migration (Bossaso) - DRC TOR for Development of Trainer of Trainers Manual - HANDICAP INTERNATIONAL Programme Associate (Bossasso) - UNHCR SOMALIA Programme Assistant (Galkacyo) - UNHCR SOMALIA Senior Supply Assistant (Hargeisa) - UNHCR SOMALIA Senior Programme Assistant (Hargeisa) - UNHCR SOMALIA Administrative Assistant (Hargeisa) - UNCHR SOMALIA Education Coordinator - ISLAMIC RELIEF Education Officer (Mogadishu) - ISLAMIC RELIEF Admin & Finance Assistant G6 (Galkayo) - UNICEF SOMALIA Camp based Field Officers (Dadaab) - HANDICAP INTERNATIONAL
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yes! yes! very militant indeed! excellent selection my friend!
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Remember that German dude that was arrested in Hargeisa recently?
Alpha Blondy replied to The Zack's topic in General
you know when you are in the among the hustle and bustle, you dont need to to refer to a site like this. simply because i have seen the vids and the old german man. -
Everybody's got a thing But some don't know how to handle it Always reachin' out in vain Just taking the things not worth havin' Chorus: But don't you worry 'bout a thing Don't you worry 'bout a thing (don't you worry, baby) 'cause I'll be standing on the side when you check it out They say your style of life's a drag And that you must go other places Just don't you feel too bad When you get fooled by smiling faces Chorus When you get off your trip Don't you worry 'bout a thing Don't you worry 'bout a thing Chorus Everybody needs a change A chance to check out the new You're the only one who see The changes you take yourself through Don't you worry 'bout a thing Don't you worry 'bout a thing (sweet baby) 'cause I'll be standin' in the wings when you check it out Don't you worry 'bout a thing Don't you worry 'bout a thing Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry 'cause I'll be right here waitin' for you baby Repeat (fade)
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Chimera;698039 wrote: ^We have tons of half Somalis with Somali fathers, but i'm sure in their case it was all about love, right? Focus on yourselves man, you guys are full of hate. From personal interaction, some Half-Somalis have more Somalinimo than the so-called full blood Somalis, talk about self-hate. To me its all gravy baby, its funny to have once in a while a non-Somali looking girl address me as aboowe and ask for directions or the time in Af Somali lol, like what the hell just happened? Nice icebreaker though! its often brain-dead race mixers like you who are responsible for encouraging this perverse behavior. do you live in a bubble? clearly based on your opinions you seem to be. the world is not a utopia where everything is plain-sailing and we are accepted by everyone. how selfish of you! these 'mixed kids' (not sure if i'll call it that, since only those with somali father have the right to be somali) will be shunned and have no place of belonging. kulaha; its fun to have a non-Somali looking girl address me as aboowe and ask for directions or the time in Af Somali lol, like what the hell just happened? Nice icebreaker though! - that is by far the most selfish thing i have ever heard. its quite clear you have power dynamic issues, because while you gratify yourself with having the upper hand (being somali and all; though i suspect your nothing more than an CIA operative), do you stop to think on what goes on in the mind of that child-inbred who has to live the rest of its life as half of something and a bit of the other. the person should be complete.
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most half somalis have somali mothers.
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ewwwww............................ 100% Somali and reppin' it!
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Health Project Manager Medair Medair brings life-saving relief and rehabilitation in disasters, conflict areas, and other crises by working alongside the most vulnerable. Its staff are inspired by their Christian faith to care for people in need, providing practical and compassionate support, regardless of race, religion, or politics. Medair has achieved the ISO 9001:2000 quality certification worldwide, which denotes consistent and effective project management activities for the well-being of its beneficiaries. Founded in 1989, Medair’s unwavering commitment continues to bring hope to the world’s most vulnerable. Closing date: 28 Feb 2011 Location: Somalia - Burao Role and Responsibilities Manage the Medair health programme in Somaliland, partly implemented in partnership with local NGOs. Anticipate, plan, and contribute to the development of new health project proposals. Provide technical support to national staff for the implementation of high-quality care in all health projects. Manage all health project staff. Provide supervision to the health programme in Somaliland. Project Overview Health, Nutrition, WASH programme in Togdheer region, Somaliland. Potential projects include livelihood programmes, emergency responses and/or expansion of initial programmes into new areas with critical needs based on new assessments. Workplace: Based in Burao, Togdheer region, Somaliland Starting Date: As soon as possible Contract Details: Minimum 1 year Qualifications • Medical Doctor or registered general nurse • Tropical Disease or Community Health Certification desirable Experience / Competencies • 5 years clinical experience • Experience in setting up and implementing primary health care • 2 years management experience and 1 year of overseas experience in humanitarian setting • Experience in leadership / management of teams • Experience in activity planning & time management Medair standard working requirements for the field • Committed to Medair values • At least one year of professional experience in a relevant field (more experience preferred) • Minimum 3 months inter-cultural overseas experience • Willing to commit to Medair for a minimum of one year • Single, or married (without dependent children) • Strong English communication skills (oral and written) • Familiar with Office Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Outlook • Able to live and work with a multicultural team under difficult conditions • Strong character traits, including emotional stability, adaptability, ability to handle stress, cultural and gender sensitivity, honesty, and physically fit • Successful completion of Medair Relief & Rehabilitation Orientation Course (ROC) How to apply For more information on this and other positions, please follow this web link: http://www.medair.org/work-with-us and check the Field Vacancies. We request that you complete all applications on-line at www.medair.org. Only English-language applications and CV’s will be reviewed. We will not review email applications. Medair does not set closing / deadline dates for applications; recruitment is ongoing until the position is filled. We review every online application. Applicants will be contacted only if they are selected as a potential candidate. Reference Code: RW_8B8HQB-77
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Finance Officer – National Post Save the Children Save the Children is the world's independent children's right organization. Closing date: 28 Feb 2011 Location: Somalia - Hargeisa Save the Children is the world's largest independent Children’s organization, making immediate and long-lasting improvements to children's lives in over 120 countries worldwide. Save the Children is made up of 27 member organizations across the globe. Through Unified Presence, Save the Children aims to create a stronger voice for children by unifying the operations in all countries where more than one Save the Children Member organizations operates. This will result in one organization at the national level in each country and a unified programme delivery structure for all Save the Children Alliance Members. Save the Children has a long history of engagement in Somalia and has been working in Somalia and Somaliland for the past 40 years. Save the Children has a unified presence in Somalia and Somaliland since January 2010 and is working in the thematic areas of education (including skills training for youth), child survival (health, nutrition & livelihood), protection and emergency responses. Save the children has an operation in Somaliland, Puntland and South Central Somalia. This Job Profile relates to Finance Officer Position at Save the Children country office in Hargeisa, which will support all its operations in three geographical locations, Somaliland, Puntland and Central South Somalia. Therefore; Save the Children is seeking applications from qualified Somalia/Somaliland nationals to fill the following position based in Hargeisa VACANT POST 1. Finance Officer – National Post in Hargeisa Save the Children is an equal opportunities employer and highly encourages women to apply. Save the Children is committed to supporting performance based career progression for female employees. The following are additional benefits which would apply to successful female candidates: 1. 14 weeks maternity leave subject to certain length of service conditions 2. Dependent home care allowance where applicable 3. Health care allowance 4. 30 days of annual leave excluding weekends [Fridays] Applications should be forwarded to: vacancies@scsom.org Latest date for receiving applications is on Monday 28th Feb 2011, 15:00 pm, only short listed candidates will be contacted. JOB PURPOSE To assist the Finance and Grants Manager in the operation of Save the Children computerised accounting systems including production of periodic analytical financial reports, to ensure that finance documents are correctly stored and easily accessible, to assist in ensuring financial controls in all project sites and to undertake periodic audit visit to field sites. KEY ACCOUNTABILITIES Prepare monthly and quarterly financial diaries for SUN Accounts systems and ensure its strict adherence to the HQ deadlines and deadlines set at the Country Level. Process and Import HQ file into the CON database. Provide support for Grants Managers, Field Finance Officers, Accountants and Budget Holders on accuracy of budgets posted into FBS, Budget re-phasing, expenditure coding and Budget monitoring. Process monthly salary advances and ensure that HQ payroll deducts from International staff salaries. Assist budget Holders and grant managers in preparation of donor financial reports and audit schedules for terminal grant audits as when required. Maintenance, updating of the FBS by importing, approving and exporting of all FBS budgets into SUN system. Responsible for ensuring that reconciliation of balance sheet/control accounts are carried out at least quarterly, ensuring that year-end accounting procedures are followed consistently and that any discrepancies are reported to the Finance and Grants Manager. Carry out autonomous field checks and visits to support and build capacities of the Field Finance teams. Take part in preparation for and undertaking of internal and external audit exercises and subsequent implementation of the auditors’ recommendations. In this regard ensure all finance documents are accurately filed and are easily retrievable. Review and compile Field Monthly Management Control (MMC) documents for preparation of the Programme MMC and communicating any issues arising to the Field offices with subsequent follow-up. Ensure that systems are put in place to assure document security for a complete audit trail from the SUN accounts records to supporting documentation and vice versa. Comply with all relevant Save the Children policies and procedures with respect to health and safety, security, equal opportunities and other relevant policies. Provide induction on Finance matters to newly recruited staff at the field level. Perform other tasks as instructed by his/her supervisor. Child Safeguarding • As an employee of Save the Children you are required to comply with the practice and principles as stated in Save the Children’s Child Safeguarding Policy either in the course of your employment or in your private life. By signing the Declaration of Acceptance Form and the general Code of Conduct. • Actions undertaken solely, or participated in by you, which seriously contravene the principles of this policy either in the course of employment or in your private life, may be considered to be gross misconduct, [constituting automatic dismissal] depending on the facts of the case. • Comply with all relevant Save the Children policies and procedures with respect to child protection, the Code of Conduct, Health and safety, fraud, whistle blowing, equal opportunities and other relevant policies WORKING CONTACTS: Internal: Finance Team, Budget Holders, and Support Services. External: Tax Offices, External Auditors, Regulatory Bodies, Bank, Insurance, Suppliers, Transporters, Alliance members and partners. PERSON SPECIFICATION: Degree or equivalent in accounting qualification Minimum 3 years experience as finance officer or accountant within in an INGO using computerized accounting systems using MS Excel, spread sheets, MS Word and Accounting packages, High level of integrity and ability to work as part of a professional team Ability and willingness to work under high pressure, travel to field offices and pressure to meet tight deadlines. DESIRABLE: This position is open only to Somali nationals. Degree or equivalent in accounting qualification Minimum 3 years experience as finance officer or accountant within in an INGO using computerised accounting systems using MS Excel, spread sheets, MS Word and Accounting packages, High level of integrity and ability to work as part of a professional team Ability and willingness to work under high pressure, travel to field offices and pressure to meet tight deadlines. Code of Conduct Because Save the Children's work is based on deeply held values and principles, it is essential that our commitment to children's rights and humanitarian principles is supported and demonstrated by all members of staff. Save the Children's Code of Conduct sets out the standards which all staff members must adhere to. How to apply vacancies@scsom.org Reference Code: RW_8E8DXX-51
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Grant Officer – National Post Save the Children Save the Children is the world's independent children's right organization. Closing date: 28 Feb 2011 Location: Somalia - Hargeisa Location information: Somaliland Save the Children is the world's largest independent Children’s organization, making immediate and long-lasting improvements to children's lives in over 120 countries worldwide. Save the Children is made up of 27 member organizations across the globe. Through Unified Presence, Save the Children aims to create a stronger voice for children by unifying the operations in all countries where more than one Save the Children Member organizations operates. This will result in one organization at the national level in each country and a unified programme delivery structure for all Save the Children Alliance Members. Save the Children has a long history of engagement in Somalia and has been working in Somalia and Somaliland for the past 40 years. Save the Children has a unified presence in Somalia and Somaliland since January 2010 and is working in the thematic areas of education (including skills training for youth), child survival (health, nutrition & livelihood), protection and emergency responses. Save the children has an operation in Somaliland, Puntland and South Central Somalia. This Job Profile relates to Grant Officer Position at Save the Children country office in Hargeisa, which will support all its operations in three geographical locations, Somaliland, Puntland and Central South Somalia. Therefore; Save the Children is seeking applications from qualified Somalia/Somaliland nationals to fill the following position based in Hargeisa. VACANT POST 1. Grant Officer – National Post in Hargeisa Save the Children is an equal opportunities employer and highly encourages women to apply. Save the Children is committed to supporting performance based career progression for female employees. The following are additional benefits which would apply to successful female candidates: 1. 14 weeks maternity leave subject to certain length of service conditions 2. Defendant home care allowance where applicable 3. Health care allowance 4. 30 days of annual leave excluding weekends [Fridays] Applications should be forwarded to: vacancies@scsom.org Latest date for receiving applications is on Monday 28th Feb 2011, 15:00 pm, only short listed candidates will be contacted. JOB PURPOSE The purpose of this post is to ensure Save the Children Alliance programme in the North adheres to all its grant management obligations internally within Save the Children and externally with donors. The position will also function as a key liaison with all the Save the Children Donors and support point for the Save the Children in relation to grant management. Key accountabilities 1. Ensure all grant management systems are consistent with global Save the Children procedures in the North. 2. Assist Grants Manager in the preparation of high quality donor financial reports. 3. Check the correctness of payment vouchers from the field offices and consortium partners. 4. Assist Grants Manager in the coordination of budget realignment requests going to the donors. 5. Create, maintain and close donor grant files and ensure that the Grants Management filing system is maintained in accordance with established grant management protocols and that all grant documentation is properly filed therein. 6. In conjunction with the Grants manager to support programme staff in the preparation of high quality proposals and budgets to ensure that the donor's requirements are met. 7. Carry out autonomous field checks and visits to support and build capacities of the Field Finance teams and Consortium partners in the North. 8. Help in putting together audit and liquidation documents. 9. Maintain an up-to-date compendium of donor profile and budget-lines, accessing information from the Programme Funding Unit and external sources and informing Senior Managers of funding opportunities. 10. Together with the Grants Manager ensure adequate internal control systems are in place and all procurement procedures are consistently implemented to effectively utilise grants and all Save the Children assets. 11. Together with the Finance and Grants Manager, ensure that scheme of delegations are adhered to across the North programme. 12. Comply with all relevant Save the Children policies and procedures with respect to health and safety, security, equal opportunities and other relevant policies. 13. Carry out the responsibilities of the role in a way which reflects Save the Children's commitment to safeguarding children in accordance the Child Protection Policy. Child Safeguarding • As an employee of Save the Children you are required to comply with the practice and principles as stated in Save the Children’s Child Safeguarding Policy either in the course of your employment or in your private life. By signing the Declaration of Acceptance Form and the general Code of Conduct. • Actions undertaken solely, or participated in by you, which seriously contravene the principles of this policy either in the course of employment or in your private life, may be considered to be gross misconduct, [constituting automatic dismissal] depending on the facts of the case. • Comply with all relevant Save the Children policies and procedures with respect to child protection, the Code of Conduct, Health and safety, fraud, whistle blowing, equal opportunities and other relevant policies Working contacts External: Donors, non-governmental organisations, partner agencies Internal: Close daily contact with the Finance and Grants Manager, Grants Manager, budget holders and finance staff in the field, as well as the Regional Managers and other staff in Somalia/Somaliland, and the CD and DCD. Regular contact with the Regional Finance Manager and HQ Programme Funding Unit. Person specification: • BComm Accounting Degree (or equivalent certification and experience) • Significant experience in financial monitoring, budgetary systems and controls with strong analytical skills • Experience in staff management, supervision and training • Knowledge and experience of financial computer applications, including accounting packages and spreadsheets • Significant experience of managing grants and finances of a large emergency programme with a variety of funding sources • Knowledge of donor financial policies and guidelines • Ability to work with, support and interpret financial reports to staff with limited financial skills • Good personal organisational skills, including time management, team work and ability to meet deadlines and work under pressure • Good communication and interpersonal skills and ability to work as part of a team • Willingness to travel to field offices and work in difficult environment from time to time • Ability to work within a multicultural setting • Sense of humour • This position is open only to Somali nationals. Desirable • Experience of working in a busy NGO environment • Basic knowledge of IT • Medium Microsoft Excel skills Code of Conduct Because Save the Children's work is based on deeply held values and principles, it is essential that our commitment to children's rights and humanitarian principles is supported and demonstrated by all members of staff. Save the Children's Code of Conduct sets out the standards which all staff members must adhere to. How to apply vacancies@scsom.org
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make them angry then back down. they get turned on by power! they might call you jerk but they secretly think about proving a point to you. its so sad that women live for validation of men. all they think about is men all day. their self-worth is defined and nothing without a man. i can chill with my friends and she'll be thinking about where i am and what i am doing. she's out with friends, supposedly having a whale of a time, and she'll still be thinking about me. pathetic!
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ok cool cheers MMA. have a nice with kenyan-somalis.
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Thats fantastic. I've had an image was backward and rough. I was recently listening to a bbc worldservice and it wasnt very postive. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11962254 I'm in Hargeisa and there are many new buildings of that calibre being constructed. Why dont these Somalis invest in Somaliland?
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MMA, are all these buildings in eastleight?
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ban this imposter! for goodness sakes this lowers the standards of the site. i mean, it quiet obvious who is behind this imposter!
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i cant say i've ever been a big fan of MMA. I found him to be slightly grey in character, but he has won major sharaf points by visiting eastleigh. lol.
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Chimera;694615 wrote: As a young uncle, i'm more like a big brother to him, and though he has a great caring father, I think the more male-rocks he has in his life the better his development will be. Things like I want the same shoes and jacket as Uncle [..my name..] is him choosing a sub-culture that is not destructive to him as a person the way Hip-hop culture is, the fact that he doesn't adopt this style and the whole sick way of life that comes with it, is because none of his male relatives do so. . hang on there mr utopia. let the kid listen to some solider boy. people are born with their own destinies. let and let live dee.
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