honestly, the country of queen elisabeth and king phililp 'has gone to the dogs' to use but one english idiom. freedom of speech is been curtailed. sayid - the somali andy townsend, this pointless and inappropriate thread is lacking in purpose. i troll all the time and i certainty dont look like a freak. who feeds you these cliches-ridden and pathetic jokes, i bet you crack similar jokes over Green King IPA in some parts of gentrified southwark.

in djibouti on my to the ethiopian new year celebrations in addis.

dont be so absurd. what nonsense Som@li. its already been suggested but its the real deal this time round.

Hi All. Thanks for your warm congratulations. Its been an amazing couple of weeks. I'm thinking of having a traditional 'under the tree' ceremony as its more authenic and consistent with her upbringing. The 'Mrs' is one of those daqan aan dorfin, but we seem to get along quite well. She is a little passive, but thats exactly how I want it. atleast its better than a foul-mouthed miss independent proposing we sign a pre-nup. i think it'll be an interesting partnership and she understand her role perfectly, anything else would be considered surplus to requirements. the wedding should happen after I've met her uncles in the sheikh highland and negoiated the mehr. I'm not entirely sure where we'll go for our honeymoon but I've suggested Addis, although that might be a little tricky as she doesnt have a passport. my mother doesnt seem to agree with my plans. she said that ''naag'' will 'destroy me' but i've already told her that its none of her business, anyways she's in london. god, i cant stand people interfering in my business. her family seem very happy and they're are convinced that i'm a translator with the UNDP rule of law programme. already, i've been attacked by several old temptresses who want to sabotage my happiness. people are so jealous of me, what did i do to deserve all this hatred bal?

Che -Guevara;744357 wrote: I will be nice and say congrats Alpha. That's very nice of you che. cheers man, appreciate your hambalyo's. Friend to friend, I would advise to marry!, its half of your iman. you're not getting any younger and indulging in hedonism has its limits.

lol@JB, stop hating! i was thinking of seeking your advice on how to consummate the wedding.

Congratulations are in order for my wedding engagement . I met a local girl who has satisfied my requirements. A date hasn't been set but the planning is under-way. Join me in this joyous occasion and send me your congratulations and warm wishes. cheers.

most if not all forumers on this site have some sort of mental disability.

onwards and upwards!

this is more realistic. better than a 'faanan' wearing a suit bigger than him in a park somewhere, caressing the flowers.

could someone please help me understand how to post pics and vids. cheers

campus girls are the best. they are alone and vulnerable. tragically, there are people who exploit such weaknesses.

good progress indeed. a safer more stable somalia means a better somaliland.

Jacaylbaro;742576 wrote: Bonus wuu jiraa but not that makes one happy ,,,,,, but someone without responsibility should be extremely happy ,, innit ? lol@jb what are you saying? that i have no responsibility.

Valenteenah.;742386 wrote: The love affair with SL is over miyaa? Bacdaada madow hadii aan dibada laguu soo dhigin waad nasiib badantahay. Anyway, since you hacked it for a year, well done. Dirty Jobless London awaits you. LOL@VAL if only that were the case. I have pledge my life to somaliland. I'll be going back to Hargesia after three weeks of indulging in london. You could say i'm going on holiday lol. a change of environment is needed. Its been a tough few weeks.

i cant believe its almost 4 years since i joined somaliaonline.

Somaliland is a shallow and backward place but its nice to know you get an eid bonus. Its usually 1/3 of your monthly salary. lol. looking forward to going back home on 23rd september. almost a year to the week, i left beautiful London for this hell-hole façade.

lol at JB and other instigators. I didnt cancel iftah.

fantasy!

where is it?

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takes the cool out of him and other exiled so-called artist.