Alpha Blondy

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  1. <cite> @DoctorKenney said:</cite> This is all very funny.... this phony outrage over Halal meat being served in the UK What's the big deal with Halal? I eat Kosher meat all the time and it doesn't bother me at all loool. oi jewish boy, what do you think of the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) supporting the war criminal Ali Samatar, the former Defense Minister of the Somali Republic before it became the world's first officially failed state, despite his merciless campaigns of terror against ethnic Somalilander during the 1980s/1990s?
  2. this halal campaign is basically a giant Muslim conspiracy to Islamise the entire nation of the UK. the islamist terrorists have been using the PC-friendly media to generate hyperbole and medically dangerous advice to a diet-conscious nation of obese kuffars. it's rather pathetic, that food, which constitutes the most basic of all the human rights, is deemed 'haram' (islamist lingo for unclean), if it's not brutally killed with a big knife by an iman with a foreign accent.
  3. this year the entire 18th May mashruuc has been hijacked by the Kulmiyetocracy Zionist Criminal Regime. the xukumaad has ruined it, has taken ownership of it, commodified it, commericialised it. i will be boycotting the celebrations this year, i'm afraid.
  4. the Kulmiyetocracy Zionist Criminal Regime continues to abuse the Somaliland Constitution. it's blatant disregard for the laws of the SL Republic as per our own standardisation efforts, which are in line with international standards and best practices. behind this veneer of xayeysis and isbunbuunis, the Kulmiyetocracy Zionist Criminal Regime and Silaanyo have consistently betrayed the SL Constitution during their tenure in power and continually break Somaliland laws, time and again. we are aware of this and they will come to know. the Kulmiyetocracy Zionist Criminal Regime and it's illegal State of the Union address is in breach of the SL Constitution under the following article: Article 46 (4) of the Somaliland Constitution provides; ''The President shall deliver the State of the Nation speech at the start of the first session of each year. The speech shall cover the political situation, the Government’s programme, the economy, and the financial and security situations'' - already the SL Parliament has passed the police law along with a few other xeers since the beginning of 2014. as far back as Sept 2013, Abdiaziz Samaale, the SL minister for finance presented the 2014 national budget to the SL parliament for approval. when does the start of the first session of parliament/guurti start each year? MAY? Silaanyo cannot just deliver his state of the union address and advertising campaigns as and when he likes. he is not bigger than the SL constitution. he must respect our laws. Free Haatuf and Hubaal Media.
  5. <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> You really are a courtjester. Thanks for confirming it. saas miyaa....? check this true story. yesterday i got into a silly argument with a bearded thug who works at this new hotel in town. i then sat near the veranda next to the door he was guarding. i'm not usually violent but this was a just war. at first my intention to just chill out, you know. i asked why he was so annoyed by my little quip, in the hope of achieving waxaay gaaladu uu taqaan ''the moral high ground''. anyways we were talking by now, albeit still bickering over the little incident. it was at this stage of proceedings he started muttering the little Arabic he learnt in the various and perhaps more worryingly the growing number of wahabist dawah centres. apparently, and don't quote me on this..... due to this devoutness and ''holy than holy'' artificial pet-like obedience to wahabist extremist leanings, he thought he could maahmaah the arabic saying on me when it's not even the 3rd language here, in the SL Republic. what happened next was SHOCKING........ a few seats away, another thug was listening in. he shouted across the veranda and said to the other thug....''don't use Jewish maahmaahs on folks''. i was like WTF? the thug was so embarrassed because the other thug, who incidentally had a longer beard and therefore superior knowledge, qarxised him for his lack of knowledge and weak skill set. i don't know why he'd qarxised him like that but he did brovs. it was so pathetic, abti. the whole incident was strange ninyahoow.
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhv8uOi8-Os&hd=1
  7. <cite> @Tallaabo said:</cite> Are you saying the galbeed folks are dabodhilif? i was think more gaal ismood.
  8. <cite> @Mooge said:</cite> What does this mean niyoow? That you would kill your own mother? WTF? niyow stop being seef la bood? why would i kill my mother? WTF!
  9. <cite> @Khayr said:</cite> What exactly is a terrorist project that a muslim charity would take on? Please enlighten us. many Muslim charity projects fail because they are run by bearded akhis who are calooshoda u shaqeeystayaal. if the Muslims just paid their zakat there wouldn't be poverty, maha? balse Muslims are greedy and selfish, when not blowing themselves up in jihadist operations. in western countries, there's hardly any poverty but in the Islamist countries - there's so much poverty? why is that?
  10. <cite> @Che -Guevara said:</cite> Teach your asxaabtaa some manners, prejudice should not be tolerated. i apologies on behalf of my friends. prejudice is bad.
  11. <cite> @Mahiigaan said:</cite> I am not familiar with Southern Bantus but I have seen a documentary of Southern Sudanese. The guys have never travelled in a plane or a car and have never seen a traffic light before. They were given an appartment so everything must be taught to them, even how to start the fan. The most funny thing was when one of the guys got a job in a factory after a while. He was told how much money he will earn pr month. On pay day, he was handed with an envelope. He said "what is this?", and he was told it is his money. After openning the envelope, he pulled out a check and nothing else was in the envelope. He asked his supervisor why he was lied to when he started the job. To make it short, the supervisor had to explain that he can go to the bank and cash it. He was so upset, beliving the supervisor is still cheating him. At last, the manager told the supervisor told the supervisor to follow him to the bank and cash the check for him. Don't think that all new arrivals from Africa are familiar with urban life, some are right from the bush. are you talking about the Lost Boys of Sudan?. that's one of my favourite documentaries of all time. my favourite scene was when they were being instructed to use the fridge. the look of shock on their faces was priceless. it was so funny. as a former refugee myself, i recall the difficulties 'we' endured when we came to London. of course, it was difficult for my certain members of my family to adapt quickly, but i was fortunate enough, to benefit from their pioneering methods to open a can of tuna many years later. crazy times, ruunti. i always like listening to these stories being retold.
  12. <cite> @Che -Guevara said:</cite> Your friend is an !diot. for the long term viability of our cordial relations, please refrain from insulting asxaabteyda.
  13. a 2nd fuel station went up in flames today in the nation's capital. someone is targeting Hass Petroleum.
  14. not only did he marry a half white woman but he's now giving qandaraasyo to timo-jilic terrorists. this man reeks of self-hatred. this doesn't surprise, lakinse. his kin has always sought external validation from others.
  15. i heard the Somalis/Somali Bantus in Maine, particularly in the city of ''Lewiston'', were so uncivilised.......my reer Las Anod friend from America was saying they'd often wash their clothes in public, carry large traditional African-style baskets containing food on their heads, carry their children on their backs, perform FGM etc...... WTF?
  16. free Gerry Adams. this retrospective ''post-troubles'' politically motivated attack is not impressing anyone.
  17. if Minnesota has a majority Puntland population then why isn't this reflected in the development of Puntland. the people returning from Minnesota are terrorists.
  18. this is silly. how is this newsworthy?
  19. pathetic Silaanyo has sacked one of our tribally-appointed ministers and has replaced him with another one of our tribally-appointed tribesman, who was previously the Governor of Sahil region. cala kuli xaal, my intermediate sub-clan held two position before but now we ONLY have one position. this is unacceptable. it further demonstrates Silaanyo's attempts to sideline my clan. this will not be tolerated. we'll either joined SOMALIA or will declare Saaxil-land an independent country. http://somalilandpress.com/somalilandpresident-silanyo-sacks-assistant-minister-interior-charge-national-security-50521
  20. <cite> @SomaliaRising said:</cite> XAAJI Habaarta XUN, Some facts for you. Timeline Leadership Alshabaab Terrorists Ceyroow 2006- 1 may 2008 Abu Mansur Roobow 1 may 2008- January 2009 Abu Zubayr the snm jaajuus January 2009-Till now Timeline attacks and events: Nov/Dec 2008 Hargeisa bombing, Bosaso bombing 2009 Xamar bombings 2009 Puntland assassinations 2010 Galgala invasions 2011 Shamoow attacks 2012 Hargaha attacks 2012 Assassinations in Puntland You see? When Godane the jaajuus dog took over leadership not one cleaner for siil aanyo's maamul has been killed let alone journalists, ministers , scholars, soldiers etc Maybe Godane is your ameer, but he is not my ameer and i do not believe in the same God as ameer does. Godane believes in god that allows suicidebombing and killings of innocent people in the name of religion and ictiraaf. The God i believe in says killing human soul without just is big sin. The God i believe in calls on the believers to deal justly and not to trangress the laws, to avoid bloodshed etc . The (false)god of Godane is Ibliis shaytaan, he commands the evil deeds and forbids good deeds. its always one thing or another. there is always an outside enemy, some evil doer intent on destruction but NEVER the admission of fault, of poor governance, off internal division, off poor leaders, off willful negligent, off tribal warfare, off opportunism, off misfortune and so and so forth………
  21. <cite> @DoctorKenney said:</cite> Xaaji, Mr Godane takes orders from Arabs in other countries. He listens to them, he's under their command, and he literally wants to use Somalia as an Extremist launching pad into Africa and other regions. He's a stooge just like all the other stooges. Just because Godane is opposed to AMISOM doesn't make him good for the country or someone who's concerned for Somalis at all. He wants their permanent presence in the country. You can compare the AU to Godane all you want, but it's obvious which is worse for Somalia long-term. Jajuus boy, abti, you're beginning to malfunction. re-read the above very carefully. whatever happened? i thought you too displayed pet-like obedience to Arabs.