*Blessed;871042 wrote: I doubt it, dyslexics are usually very bright. what did you edit that so disparaging of me?

Abwaan;871043 wrote: AB, I guess this happens if you use an IPad. Yes! this is true. i also own several top end imported technologies including a limited edition samsung galaxy and an expensive modem that limits my wireless connection to only my 80x80 real estate. but nonetheless my poor spelling maybe a mark of more pressing issues. acronymed like disorders are not really recognised here, along with many other things lol. i suppose i'll have to visit either the sufi exorcist and use dirta insaanka to treat this disorder.

LOL@ 'losing some important sections of his humanity.' - statement of the week!

LOL@NG, actually, my little qurbo chick is here in hargeisa. she's from leytonstone, that's your neck of the woods somaha?

hi guys, its a beautiful afternoon here in hargeisa and i felt like i should tell you guys about my exact situation at this exact time; i'm in my house with my bro. we are talking about somaliland as usual, the tv is working fine today and we're watching some silly programme about reer miyii on somsat tv- not my choice. the internet is working very fine lol. that's all it takes for me to be happy, i guess! i couldnt be happier and i thank Allah for all his blessings.

why are the extremist Muslims and Hassan Nasrallah getting worked up. the prophet (s.a.w) was attacked, verbally abused and he always exercised restraint and never responded in a negative way.

Its not like that brov. i'm better expressing myself in hadaal than writing. so maybe its true.

Spelling Punctuation and Grammar (SPG) example; Alpha Blondy;870320 wrote: ^lol@NN, is an innuendo for the new somali president. someone people would stop at nothing to express their repulsion!! you're a cynical guy ma iistir? THIS IS EMBARRASSING!

N.O.R.F;870561 wrote: I thought JB was the Hargaisa welcomer? Alpha must welcome random western visitors lol@NORF, this JB guy is rude. we have no more contact. he insulted me in front of many people.

NGONGE;870551 wrote: I like the way Alpha was picked out of the blue. its from this site i'm a member off. i receive messages from there all the time.

Mario B;870545 wrote: All these years in Hargeisa and you can't read Somali? That's sad. look at this cows udder! do you ever stop to think before you write. of course i can read my mother tongue perfectly well. my somali has improved superbly since i came to hargeisa 2 years and 6 months ago.

******************please respect the rules of the website and stop insulting other nomads*************************

what's the need to mention your favourite singers? the real question you ought answer is ; do you do your thang when listening to these songs?

YES! i agree. the thang!!!

waarya oba, when i come to xamar in decemeber, i'll ask my ex if she can organise a little party for us. i have a shego band CD and there must a few niiko dancers too. we'll need a safe compound of at least 5 rooms in a nice liberal area.

^^ LOL@ this man, why is he asking me what clan i belong to? what an id!ot!

i know that the Piccadilly line goes to Turnpike Lane Station sxb but i want a super welcome home event. if you can wait for me next to VIP arrival lounge with a board saying ' ALPHA BLONDY, WE LOVE YOU AS THE UK SOMALILAND DIASPORA'' in blue ink, then lead me towards the waiting carefully orchestrated crowd. there must be a flag present. a small yet hyped crowd and maybe horncable TV with ali sanyoo to ask a few questions. cheers.

^ stop being a troll.

Hi Guys, I received an email from a man in malaysia and would like a translation of this letter. something about a german vistor to h-town....... cheers, --------------------------- Dear Alpha, First, iga guddoon selaan iyo maalin wacan. Waxan ahay nin oday ah oo ah dadkii ugu horreeyey ee dege waddanka malaysia. Marka xagga cumriga iyo da'da leego waxan kuugu toosney adeer. Adeer, waxa jira nin Jarmal ah oo aanu saaxiib nahay oo doonaaya inuu Hargeysa iyo Berbera ku yimaado socdaal.Waxa kale oo uu doonayaa inuu arko Laas Geel. Ma soo dhawyn kartaa ninkaas? Ma ka soo qaadi kartaa airportka berbera? Adeer, isoo sheeg waxaad u qaban karto ninkaas Jarmalka ah. gaadhi aad adigu leedahay miyaad haysataa? Way jiraan dad aan aqaan oo soo dhawyn kara, laakiin inay hungiri daraadii si fiican u qaban waayaan ayaan ka baqdi. Midda kale xagga luqadda iyana qaar yaqaanna afka ingriiska ma aha. laakiin, adiga nin dadka ajanabiga af yaqaan aad tahay. Markii hore ma waxaad joogi jirtey Ingriiska? Miyaad adeer shaqyesaa? Somali dheqankeed weeye iswaraysi: Familiga aad ka soo jeedo waan jecelaan lahaa inaad isoo sheegto. I look forward to hearing from you. Than you XXXXX

Hi NG, might be in London next week. can you pick me up at the airport?

Carafaat;870340 wrote: Ayoub, indeed we welcome any new member of the family. Clearly this blue monkey is from Alpha's sub-clan. lol@arafat, this might be true, you know. there are many with blue eyes in the sub-clan.

^lol@NN, is an innuendo for the new somali president. someone people would stop at nothing to express their repulsion!! you're a cynical guy ma iistir?

^ its quite obvious jacfar is being a tribalist. this is quite sad in the 21st century.

i'm sorry but i'm shocked and quite frankly disappointed at the outpouring of sympathy here. the reality on the ground suggests that somali families are dysfunctional and its a little silly to blame the authorities. the thread that weaves together the family fabric is no more. few, if any somali mothers can raise their kids adequately. somali fathers are useless and their role has been replaced by the welfare state and drug abuse. the kids themselves, have no sense of familial responsibilities, no doubt a result of lack of strong and discipline parenting. all these factors have made serious inroads towards the family structure, collapsing what little bond existed if any at all, and have produced a generation of degenerates and feral somali children who are unruly, consumerist and seriously neglected. its no surprises that the authorities are crack-downing on somali households. this is justified.

Apophis;869775 wrote: Stare into this face, it may help bring back some parts of your soul. walahi, i actually looked into its face and my compassion increased by 14%. i showed my bro and he said 'we're 98% similar' - another fact for the books. cheers apo.