Alpha Blondy

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  1. AT, you're not 45+ LOL. i've got 20+ years before i'm that age. plus i've recently improved my diet so i'll probably look like you when i'm 45.
  2. as one of the few persons who it can be said to know AT very well, maybe with the exception of talexxi and JB who it can also said to know AT better, i, nonetheless know AT very well. i'm proud of this fact. we've spent some time together and we seem to click. AT is an amazing guy walahi and this ill-judged thread sticks of pity and 'i'm useless'. yesterday, NG made a poignant remark about AT copying my ciyalnimo undertones and i think he's right in that regard. AT, may certainly have the mahatma gandhi about his looks but this belies his fiery personality. AT is full of energy that will make any al-shabaabi, pet-like-obedience, zealot look like NG on a good day lol. AT is a hero, a champion of the people no doubt. he's polite, courteous and very informed about most things. he's also quite good at scouting for chicks, the few times we've fished lol. i've told him many a times to ignore these low standards local chicks but he doesn't seem to listen.
  3. malika, i'm now post-diaspora. AT must stop the calcaling.
  4. malika, what is the income of the couple. thursday weddings are usually an option for those who are not very well off.
  5. just chilling with my friends at a public house hargeisa style
  6. Jacaylbaro;871600 wrote: He started to hangout with Alpha as of late ,,, yh me and AT chilled a few times. i've been around his house that he shares with another fat cat a few times, not really the most dynamic of places to be honest! its not the most homely of places, its rented so its very sterile and lacks personality.
  7. Abtigiis;871568 wrote: I am leaving Hargeisa in few hours. I can't say I haven't enjoyed it, even with a bad health. I have asked a friend of mine why they do not have a catagory for "people living with flu and allergy" (PLWFA) like they have one for People living with HIV/AIDS. It could be old age. But health problems are the last of my complaints. I leave Hargeisa heart-broken, genuinely dismayed. For all the talk about pretty girls swarming the streets and alleys, I have yet to meet one single decent girl who showed any interest in me. Of course, we rule out the crazy gold-diggers and mindless qat addicts who go with anyone with few coins to share. I am talking aout decent girls from good families. Yes, I am an old man. I know that. No self-respecting girl finds an old man with sagging belly and beaming head attractive, but then there should have been some equally decimated second-hand women who show some interest! In a way, my fortunes in Hargeisa mirror a life-time of deprivation in the love arena. The only two to three women who ever said they love me, both happen to be from a lower profession - a maid and cleaners in an office. I felt like hanging myself from the next electric pole! And again, the third one was this week. Again, a clearner. I don't have any bad attitude about the profession itself, but why can't I attract women of younger age or of better career? It is something that bothers me. And yes, I heard one other high-career women was asking about me. it is not clear if she wanted me for work-related matters or if it was about myself. I saw her and this one was in her late 40s, just like me! Am I made for retirement love, sometimes I wonder! Ok, let us stop all this rubbish palaver. What preoccupied me more than the lack of a new blood of lover was my safety, what with Norf tasking Jacaylbaro to posion me and this young flamboyant Alpha smearing my name alleging that I hate Somalilanders. ...more sensible observations to follow! at approx 3:14 yesterday just after i started another thread on the general section, i called AT and we spoke very hurriedly. AT said he'll call me back at 18:00 hours. i waited for his call until 21:00hours. i was very disappointed ruunti.
  8. this is a pathetic thread of no benefit to no-one!
  9. guerilla;871420 wrote: And I've reached the firm conclusion, no pun intended, that you've also inspected non-white titties, runta iska sheeg. Nipples and shame have nothing to do with each other by the way. It's not like she was caught giving a rim job for fecks sake whether i've previously inspected non-white top-less pictures for purely inspection purposes is peripheral and besides the point i made. these things can easily be taken out of context and i think its important not to lose sight of the real point i was making. in making that point, i think its crucial to consider a number of factors which may shine a light through which to further explore these point. the point i was making is that i've actually and indeed critically inspected those top-less pictures of Kate.
  10. AYOUB;871373 wrote: Alpha, you and your tol are bigger than the euro-kid accusations. Then again I remember you in your Maxi days calling Reer Berbera all sorts names.. LOL@AYOUB!
  11. good evening IBZ, its a beautiful evening here in hargeisa. i'm listening to some fantastic music and waiting for the champions league games to start soon. i hope all is well with you. when i saw you earlier today, you looked very poorly and i was worried that maybe, you now had your own little black cloud hanging over you. It is great news that our friend Juxa will be joining us very soon. I'm very excited by her imminent arrival.
  12. grand ayatollah AYOUB, you are revered and respect by many. we are also a partnership of strength and i do not take that lightly. there is no denying my clan has suffered serious sharaf loss in this thread. this is most unfortunate and i'm sure its deeply regrettable. where can i now claim my xaal? do i make a compliant thread? do i email ADMIN for this clear breach of the SOL golden rules. we cannot hide behind innuendos and subtle undertones and expect to get away with it!
  13. its the likes of JB who are so subservient to the whites that really annoys me. dadku noo jaabiye ninku! i came to my homeland so i can escape the racial war and exodus that is soon to occur in the UK. working with whites is not an issue for me because i can manipulate them through artificial displays of friendliness and composure.
  14. NGONGE;871249 wrote: ^^ I meant, when the story broke, was she in an Islamic country? Wax fahan. that kate has no shame ma iistiir? how dare she wear something resembling the hijab? she's was caught in the nude. i've actually seen and inspected those top-less pictures of her, to which, i've reached the firm conclusion that white women have no virtue left or for that matter shame.
  15. Alpha Blondy;870884 wrote: ******************please respect the rules of the website and stop insulting other nomads************************* I'm deeply shocked and very disappointed in my behaviour towards a fellow nomad. Narniah, please forgive me as I have committed a grievous crime against you. this has caused serious damage to the different sections of my humanity. this behaviour is most unlike me and now i'm fully aware of my actions but was in a mentally impaired state at the time of writing those awful tirades. please forgive me for my regretful actions and i hope we can be friends.
  16. in somaliland there are many useless, uninformed and pathetic White people. there are also many nice whites who are orderly, informed and courteous. every so often you find individuals who are disrespectful, racist and who walk around with a sense of entitlement. these crackers are usually from working class background, born out of wedlock and are from northern english towns or ELP/BNP strongholds in greater london. they're intimidated by you or feel threatended so use the race card. they also like to play race power dynamics games. these individuals are growing in strength, in part, due to the pet-like-obedience of the local somalilanders and the preferential treatment they receive. go to ambassador hotel or mansoor hotel and see how long a fish sandwich takes to prepare. for the whites it takes approx 13mins and for Somalis it can take up to 25mins lol. this is one very brief discrepancy and eexaad in favour of whites but there are many examples. the local somalilanders are to blame for way these whites behave. this behaviour is unacceptable and shouldn't be tolerated. p.s - IBZ, its not who you think it is lol.
  17. Apophis;871136 wrote: You need this: https://www.torproject.org/ I read this bro! how safe does it make your browsing? how powerful are ISP?
  18. this man is a hacker and a voyeur. who cares! at least he will not expose people. in the west, the internet services providers are not concerned about spying on the personal tastes lol of their subscribers but walahi in an unregulated environment where i could be an ISP provider, there are no data protection laws and civil liberties are still 67 years away....its prone to abuse and the young, Hyderabad and Kampala educated, little beard akhis that work or SOMTEL and TELESOM probably go through my content history every night. i'm worried. even private mode browsing like google's incognito are not safe from their infiltration.
  19. LOL@AT, i think you'll agree there are no monica lewinskys' here. that sort of talent is nonexistence here, along with many other things lol. saxiib, you know i hold you in high regard and its rather tragic that you wait on a lowly careerist at the rung of the ladder to call you. a fat cat like you is busier and probably have 4 prototypes monicas' you've given a full service check and training at his disposal. OK! i will call you tomorrow and that's a promise and i'll try to organise a little double date for us. up until now, i've been reluctant to invite you to these sessions because you dress like you're 45 for goodness sakes!! talk about real world issues that the local and of course international talent have no comprehension off. you also need to be a little less stiff and relaxed!!
  20. By: Rashiid Sulub Caalin, Hargeysa, Somaliland Muwaddin ka Qaybgal Codbixinta Barnaamijka Qaran ee Qiimee Qofkaaga Wanaagsan.Ma ogtahay muwaaddin in markii u horreysay muddo 21 sanno Somaliland laga bilaabay barmaamuj lagu qiimaynayo shaqsiyaadka ku suntan horumarka dalkooda, dadkoda iyo nafahoodaba? Waa barmaamuj loo bixiyey qiimee qofkaaga oo abaalmarin lagu sii doono 100-ka qof ee u horreeya ka qaybqaadashada horumarka Somaliland. Yaa mudan inuu ka mid noqdo 100-kaas qof oo isugu jira qaar wax weyn oo muuqda dalkooda iyo dadkooda ku soo kordhiyey muddadaas 21-ka sanno ah iyo kuwo iyaguna si qayrul-caadi ah u horumariyey nafahooda? Ma jiraa in uun qof maankaaga ka guuxaya oo aad is leedahay wuu u qalmaa in waxtarkiisa qaranka Somaliland ku abaalmariyo? Haddaba, muwaaddin ka qaybgal ololaha codbixinta barnaamijka qaran ee qiimee qofkaaga, hana la bakhaylin ee codkaaga u hur shaqsiga mudan inuu ka mid noqdo 100kii qof ee ugu horreeyey oo qaranka Somaliland ku abaalmarinayo waxtarka arrimaha danta guud horraanta sannadka soo socda ee 2013-ka. ...........Haddaba, 21kii sannadood ee Jamhuuriyadda Somaliland jirtay waxa jira dad badan oo horumar iyo waxqabadyo wanaagsan ku soo kordhiyey dalkooda iyo nolosha ummadooda iyo qoka naftiisa si qayrul-caadi ah u dhisay arrimo kala duwan oo ay ka mid yihiin: 1. Ganacsiga 2. Tacliinta 3. Samafalka 4. Wax-soo-saarka 5. Shaqo-abuurka 6. Dawlad-wanaagga 7. Xuquuqal-insaanka 8. Maamul-wanaagga 9. Wacyigelinta Diinta Islaamka 10. Kor-uqaadista Ciyaaraha 11. Dhaqanka 12. Suugaanta 13. Nabadaynta 14. Xallinta Khilaafaadka 15. Heshiisiinta 16. Caafimaadka 17. Qoraalka 18. Saxaafadda 19. Daryeelka Carruurta 20. Waddaniyadda 21 .La-dagaalanka Qabyaalada 22. Isku-xidhka Danaha Qurbo-joogga 23. Xubnaha Isu Xilqaamay Samaynta Guur-wadareedyada 24. Isdhexgalka Bulshada 25. Wax-wada-qabsiga 26. Taakulaynta Dadka Naafada iyo Kuwa Laga Tirada Badan Yahay 27. Caddaaladda 28. La-dagaalanka Mukhaadaraadka 29. Badbaadinta Degaanka 30 La-dagaallanka musuqmaasuqa 31. Shaqsiyaadka meel aan wax hore ka jirin hawl ka bilaabay ee horumar weyn gaadhsiiyey oo dan-guud ku jirto 32. Qof wax ka qabtay aafo dabiici ah oo dalka ka dhacday oo loo ogyahay waxtarkiisa 33.Shaqsiyaadka wax ka qabtay ama caawiyey Qaxootiga,dadka ina dhex degan amaba socotada. 34.Daryeelka waayeelka iyo hooyooyinka 35.Horumarinta Afsoomaaliga 36.Horumarinta arrimaha bulshada 37.Ka shaqaynta iyo hagaajinta akhlaaqda iyo asluubta dhallinyarada 38.Horumarinta xoolaha nool, reer miyiga, beeralayda iyo khayraadka badda 39.Tayeynta iyo kor-u-qaadista tignoolajiyadda casriga ah , isgaadhsiinta, wershadaha wadooyinka dadka ka dhexeeya 40.Daryeelka xayawaanka iyo duur-joogta iwm. Iyadoo dadka arrimahaas ku caan-baxay oo tiradoodu noqondooto 40ka qaybood ee kor ku xusan oo qayb walba laga soo qaadan doono laba qof iyo labataan qof oo naftooda si qayrl caadi ah u dhisay oo hormar weyna gaadhsiiyay dhammaantood tiradoodu noqoneyso 100 qof inta nool iyo kuwa dhimatayba mudan yihiin in lagu maamuuso oo xaflad ballaadhan oo heer qaran ah lagu soo bandhigo waxqabadkoodii, abaalgud iyo xus gaar ah lagu abaalmariyo, iyadoon loo kala eegayn qabiil iyo garasho toona. Waxa hawsha xulista shaqsiyaadka la abaalmarinayo loo xilsaari doonaa guddi xeel-dheerayaal ah oo isu dheellitiran ah oo ay ka reebban yihiin dano gaara, kuwaasoo qaddiyaddan uga qaybqaadanaya si mutadawacnimo ah. Shuruudaha looga baahan yahay qofka loo dooranayo shaqsi qaran iyo xubnaha isu sharraxaya guddiga kala saarista tartamayaasha waa inay noqdaan qaar aan weligood dembi qaran gelin. Qorshaha aan ugu talogalay fulinta hawshan wejigeeda hore wuxuu noqonayaa in dadweynaha reer Somaliland fursad loo siiyo markii u horeysey in ay ka soo talo-bixiyaan qof kastoo ay u arkaan inuu wax muuqda ku soo kordhiyey qodobadda kor ku xusan. Dadweynaha reer Somaliland waxa fursad loo siinayaa inay rayigooda ka dhiibtaan qof kastoo ay aaminsan yihiin inuu wax weyn dalka iyo dadkaba ku soo biiriyey 21-kii sannadood ee la soo dhaafay, iyagoo asbaabaha ay ku xusheen shaqsiyaadka si hufan u sharxaaya, farriimahoodana ku soo gudbin doono email gaar ah oo barnaamijkani yeelan doono, qiimaynta dadweynaha kadibna waxa loo gudbin doonaa guddiga loo xilsaaray kala-xulista iyo kala-haadinta dadka loo aqoonsan doono inay yihiin qaar taariikhda waddankooda ku suntan oo wax weyn ku soo kordhiyey. Ugu dambayn, guddigu kala-xulistu waxay ku dhawaaqayaan liiska kama dambaysta ah ee shaqsiyaadka laysku raacay inay mudan yihiin in xaflad qaran lagu maamuuso, laguna abaal-mariyo. Wejiga labaad ee qorshahani wuxuu noqonayaa amma xambaarsan yahay saddex qodob oo loo samayn doono guulaystayaasha, kuwaas oo kala ah; 1- In qofka ka mid ah shaqsiyaadka la soo xulay ee aan haatan wax shaqo ah haynin ee wax qaban kara ummadda iyo dalkaba looga fa’iideeyo maskaxdooda iyo khibradooda waayo-aragnimo ee guusha lagu gaadhi karo,iyadoo meesha looga fa’ideysan karo lagu tiirin doono, arrintaas oo shaqsiga la sharfayna u horseedi karta niyad-wanaag iyo helista dhaqaale uu u qalma. 2- In dadka la soo doortay taariikhdooda laga reebo, isla markaana loogu daro manhajka waxbarasho ee dalka Jamhuuriyadda Somaliland ama buug laga qoro; 3- In shaqsiyaadka la sharfay intooda dhintay waxtar xusuuseed loo sameeyo dadka ay ka tageen ee baahan in lala qabto hadba wixii suurtogal ah ee lala qaban karo. U jeeddooyinkan barnaamijkan miisaanka weyn leh laga leeyahay waa:- 1. In lagu dhiirrigeliyo dhallinyarada dalka inay ku daydaan shaqsiyaadka heerka qaran lagu abaal-mariyey; 2. In shacabka Somaliland noqdaan ummad abaal leh oo xusuusta dadkooda; waxqabadka iyo raadadka muuqda beeray; 3. In loo mahadnaqo dadkaasi intay nool yihiin, kuwa dhintayna loo duceeyo; 4. In ummadda reer Somaliland la baro isu-xilqaanka arrimaha danta guud iyo hormarinta iyo dhiirrigelinta in wax kastaa dadaal ku yimaaddaan; 5. In masuulyiinta qaranku wax ku qaataan arrintan si ay dalkooda iyo dadkoodaba wax ugu qabtaan, uguna tartamaan waxqabad iyo horumar; 6. In aynu ku dayano dadyawga horumaray waxyaabaha u suurtogeliyey guulaha lagu ******to ee ay gaadheen; 7. Kor-u-qaadista diinteenna suubban ee islaamka iyo dhaqanka wanaagsan ee bulshadeenna; 8. In lagu tartamo hormarku guud iyo kan gaarka loo leeyahayba oo uu muuqdo; 9. In la xoojiyo waddanimadda iyo horumarinta qofka; 10. In laga hortago dhaqanno sillan oo bulshadeennu caadaystaystaan oo qofku caan ku noqdo waxyaabo aan macno weyn lahayn; 11. In ixtiraamka, isqadarinta iyo kala dambeynta bulshada la garawsiiyo; 12. Inay noqoto fursad taariikhyahannadu wax kaga qori karaan shaqsiyaadkaas; 13. In wax laga barto faa’iidooyinka ku jira maamul-wanaagga iyo dawlad-wanaaggu leeyihiin. 14. In hawlaha samo-falka ah ayna koobanin,sida imikaba ay yahiin oo la baladhiyo. Hawshan oo baaxad wayn leh iyo abaabul xoog leh u baahan inta ka horreysa muddadaas oo ku beegan toddobaadka ugu horreeye bisha Jan ee sannadka 2013-ka lagu dhammaystiro. Sidaa awgeed, waxaan bulshada Somaliland gudo iyo dibadba u soo bandhigayaa inay hawshaas ballaadhan ee baaxadda culayska weyn leh gacan iyo talaba iga siiyaan sidii barnaamijkan taariikhiga ah waddankeenna uga hirgeli laha, runtiina ma aha hawl aan macaash ama mansab ku raadinayo, laakiin waa fikir muddo dheer qalbigeyga ka dhex guuxaysey oo aan si mutadawacnimo ah ugu talogalay inaan ummadayda iyo qarankaygaba ugaga faa’iideeyo,waxayna barmaaajikani ka mid tahay hawlo samofal ah oo la igu yaqaano oo aan qabto. Sidoo kale, aniga iyo kooxda ila shaqaynsaysaba waxa naga reebban doorashada, kala xulashada ama ka mid noqoshada dadka loo aqoonsanayo shaqsiyaad qaran. Haddaba, cid kastoo fikirka noocan ah ila wadaagta ama ila qabta waxaan ka codsanayaa inay gacan iga siiyaan sidii hawshani danta guud ah u fuli lahaa, taaaso la’aanteed aanan wadi kareyn kaligey, iyadoo xasanaad iyo ajar weyn ku jiro, iyadoo qofkeenna aynu iminka qiimeynaynaa tusaale fiican u noqonayo in jiilka dambe iyaguna is qiimeeyaan, inkastoo waxqabadyo badan oo samafal la sameeyey mudadii 21ka sanno ah haatanna la wado, haddana waxaan aaminsannahay in isxilqaanka, wadajirka iyo iskaashiga guul iyo hourmar lagu gaadhi karo, waxaanan si buuxda u ballanqaadayaa haddii arrintan gacan layga siiyo in aan aniguna hawshan u gudan doono si hufan oo ceeb la’aan ah, midho fiican dhalisa haddii Alle yidhaado. Haddii aad rabto inaad ka mid noqoto guddida sare ee hawsha kala xulista waxa laga rabaa inaad CV-gaaga ku soo dirto e-mailkan:qofkaagaqiimee@yahoo.com adigoo garawsan in hawshani tahay mid samafal oo u baahan waqti iyo juhdi badan in la geliyo. Sidoo kale, haddaad doonayso inaad qof soo sharraxdo waxaad soo qoraysaa magacaaga oo saddexan, qofka aad dooratay magaciisa oo dhan iyo waxyaabaha aad ku xulatay ee la xidhiidha qodobadda mowduucani ka kooban yahay ee kor ku taxan, qof kastana waxa loo oggol yahay inuu hal markeliya uun codkiisa ka dhiibto arrintan. Ugu dambayn, dulucda iyo macnaha weyn ee hawshan miisaanka leh xambaarsan tahay waxa weeye; qiimee qofkaaga wanaagsan si aad adiguna qiimo u yeelato, taasoo noqonaysa arrin muhiimad ballaadhan huwan oo dalka iyo dadkaba u horseedi karta in loo tartamo wanaagga, haddii aynu isqiimeyno oo isjeclaano,wax istarno waxa hubaal ah Alle in uu Samadda inoo gargaari doono in badan oo kale,adduunkana cisi iyo sharaf ku wado noolaan doono.Tasina waxa ay horseedi doonta in ay ka baxno dhibaatooyinka baahsan ee wadankeeda ka jira.
  21. Social Reconstruction Series by Alpha Blondy i want to compile, through successive threads, a list of interesting and seldom heard personal stories, video clips and articles that attempt to provide solutions to the broken social fabric in the somali peninsula. i also want to add my own views about these ideas and would greatly welcome any ideas you may have. too often societal issues are considered something peripheral that the somali customs, norms and values can wholly solve. the last 30 years were difficult but for the first time in the somali-speaking world, there maybe a way forward from these times of ''troubles''. after my short but richly rewarding visit to Belfast, Northern Ireland in 2008, I realised that through a grass-roots, bottoms-up and an organically somali approach, we are more than capable of developing new methods, ideas and thinking that may signal a way forward. thank you, alpha
  22. LOL@Blessed, i'm not a violent person...so no thanks to trying any simulated experiences lol.
  23. why are you making me look like a domestic violence practitioner. for our cordial relation malika please refrain from defaming me. this idea that men are wholly violent creatures intent on abusing women is created and propagated by feminists, self-hating women and spread in its entirety by the liberal media and the tabloids. there is never a mention of violent disgusting women who abuse their husbands whether emotional or physically. we shouldn't engender violence as something that is purely the fault of men.
  24. LOL@Blessed, the terrified look on your face during this very unfortunate incident would've been priceless!