Apophis;878171 wrote: Your local peddler of voodoo cures also does finger printing? Apo, you're literally full of nonsense and this most recent discovery may not bode well for our cordial relations in the future. i'll bet you would probably claim to be certified in all sorts of things and claim to have cured the lepers through scientific rationale. Abbas is a hardworking man who is good at what he does! he cures but can also use his powers to bad effect. beware my friend!

Che, I haven't been there but the lonely planet guide to Rwanda and Kigali is excellent? I was hoping to go there maybe next year!

^ JB what are you talking about? you're the biggest JJ i know!

Jacaylbaro;878161 wrote: Are you saying you've been planning this before ,,,, ? some may claim with authority you've been possessed JB, i strongly disagree and put it to down to your love of freedom and the WEST LOL but i've only considered this option as a last resort, plus i didn't/don't have the mental dexterity to go ahead with it.

Faheema.;878160 wrote: The tailor? is he going to make it more proportional and pleaseing to the eye? Abbas is from my local herbel medicine centre. he's experienced and works with all sorts of aliments. he was called around to the house after my shocking discovery. he's put the doll in a safe and secure environment as we're hoping to have it examined for finger prints and possible leads.

^ why would edit my own writing and mess around with it. WTF is wrong with you.

Apophis;878153 wrote: He'll cure and offer anti JJ protection for a mere £39.99. You wanna buy right? lol@Apo, you think you're so smart walahi. do you even know what JJ's are. listen, learn and then response you silly child. how much is Plan B these days by the way?

Faheema.;878154 wrote: Alpha, so where's the doll now? its with Abbas.

Apophis;878147 wrote: Hmm...shouldn't this be in your cantarbaqash corner?? what's the point no one replies to that silly thread! LOL

^ what does your atheist god advise on black magic, evil eye and others spells and spirits?

last night i found a miniature scale, rather ugly and disproportional voodoo doll of alpha inside my bag. this was planted and shrewdly inserted into my bag by a local JJ woman, i went to see yesterday afternoon after work. although the natural trait of the JJ would be to trap you in a 5 month long pregnancy, as experienced by my cousin who is a saqaajaan LOL. in somaliland, black magic is rife and seems to be a national pastime. all over the country you're either planning to put a spell on someone or be the victim of such heinous attacks. there are various ways to plant these evil spells and spirits. 1. in food, 2. under someones bed, 3. voodoo doll, 4. inconspicuous presents. i'm more concerned about the evil eye, laakin. i always give graciously to charity and never leave my house without full ablution. the recent stresses have taken their toll on me and yesterday's unforeseen circumstances would suggest that this collapse of concentration was warranted and indeed a timely reminder. on this occasion, it appears, i was the victim of such heinous and a premeditated attack, having previously entertained such sinister motives myself, although never actually going the full way LOL. i was advised by Abbas from my local diirta insaanka branch that i ought to have the 30 juz of the Quran read on me and that i should serve (feed) popcorn and ful medames to 15 people to ward off the evil manifestation of the voodoo doll LOL.

hi all, its just another day here.oh god, how has my life become like this!

a little birdy tells me you've followed me to somaliland to study me. your thesis title being : Alpha's Despondence: Global Economic Meltdown, Transnational Migration and Role of Diasporic Returnees in Reconstructing Post-Conflict Cultural Spaces .

that warfa is a lying plagiarising pseudo-academic. he can't be taken serious.

akhas the UK is true filth!

i'm sorry but $300 for a Somali-land residence visa? WTF that's just extortion. no wonder the business environment is not conducive.

Apophis;877668 wrote: aren't you? Hargeisa bro; I'm the guy you work for me. lol@Apo, naga daa dee adiguna! laakin, you're definitely monitoring these boards for extremist behaviour.

lol@Apo, is that what you're good at doing? where do you live sxb? baal no sheeg dee!

lol@eedo Blessed, which of london's somali ethnic enclave ghettos are you from horta? i'd imagine probably east london?!

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GaroweGal;877396 wrote: UK was not my cuppa of tea. The Somalis lived in Ghetto areas. I still have not recovered from my month of travel. People over there did not have overhead showers they constantly used buckets. The place was over crowded, homes were extremely tiny the people were rude. I'm glad I don't call UK home and it is no wonder many whites are fleeing over there and relocating to many wonderful places of the world. Who could withstand that terrible weather and that ugly accent. lol@G-G, i use to live in the UK and i completely agree with 100%.

also add TV networks which are paternalistic and who have responsible editorial line.

i hope to attend Garriye's funeral tomorrow inshallah. on a side note, i wanted to express my disappointment with the way the media (particularly SLNTV) has labelled Garriye with the SNM stamped. Garriye was bigger than a political doctrine used to manipulate the masses. he was a man of the people and a man for all Somalis.

i also try my best to entertain those members of the somaliland elite who either request an audience with me or i personally request by way of a formal invite. i have this guest who requested an audience with me today but i don't particularly like him. our relation is secondary and based on other friends. i'm finding it rather difficult to get along with him despite a major attempt on my side to be nice and hospitable to him.