Alpha Blondy

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  1. Apophis;881524 wrote: You don't really expect a serious answer do you? And "Warabe Dadow" is a Werewolf. Apo, have you seen the 1980s cult classic American werewolf in London?
  2. blessed, are you saying my game is not up to scratch? how can i use the little shukaansi I posses on somali women? they're for marrying only dee
  3. oba hiloowlow;881511 wrote: arab boy fuleynimada iska daa. the Unuka are also bloody thirty vampires somaha oba?
  4. ^ AT, horta, adigu ma waxaad ahayd kuwii ONLF? and why are you forecasting war dee? i agree laakin, the facade and invisibility of ethiopia is waning thin. general zamora even agrees.
  5. AT, if this new is true then does that mean you're no longer a dissent?
  6. lol@Blessed, Narniah, should accept his advances becos very soon she'll start to like him and become obessive. that's how women are, the shitter you treat the more they're in interested in you. i only learnt that recently.
  7. i saw the most beautiful begger lady today. i could swear she wasn't a begger but from the neighborhood and wanted to start a convo with me. anyways, i told her to f off LOL.
  8. the results came back with a negative reaction, i'm afraid.
  9. ^waar, speaking of shyness and stuff, there is none more shy of the perverted kind than an alpha but how comes girls don't dig it for some reason? LOL.
  10. ^ Apo, garnaqsi, guerilla are all Somalia's script.
  11. was off today but was forced to work. why are there no employee rights in somaliland. i suppose i could always take tomorrow off. LOL
  12. Narniah;881425 wrote: I'd like to share with you all. please Give me some insights There's a guy who is really close friends with my big brothers. I know that he likes me for quite awhile now. The thing is, he thinks I'm out of his league and he'll never have me to like him. This guy is so shy, even shyer than me. When he sees me he gets really nervous I can almost feel his heartbeat from a distance lol. It's quite amusing but strange all at the same time. He is the only guy on this planet I feel comfortable talking to without feeling shy and running away! If I knew a guy liked me, I wouldn't dare talk to him. I don't like talking to guys who think 'they're good looking or think they can impress me with their car or their looks'. With him I feel like I can almost look into his eyes even lol. Without feeling the need to feel awkward or uncomfortable. I don't know why I feel so brave around him? Is it because of his calm/shy nature that draws me to him? I bumped into him today in our local grocery store. He greeted me, and immediately took my shopping from me. Even though it was hardly heavy. When I walked next to him even though he spoke to me he made sure his gaze never met mine. It's hard to stare or take a good look at someone who's constantly starring at you, this is why I don't know what most of the guys I've been told like me look like. As soon as I see them from a distance I make sure I don't look at their direction. I'd like to avoid them as much as possible. When he gave me my shopping back at my door, he almost dropped it when he thought he almost touched me, but luckily I caught it. It was quite something, hard to put it into mere words. I also know that he's not always so shy, I've heard him scream when he scores a goal (playing games with my brothers). He only acts so shy around me. What am I suppose to make all of this? Narniah, the brother seems like a nice guy. give him a chance and continue to lower your gazes.
  13. Carafaat;881293 wrote: Inadeeros Alpha and JB, I am sorry for callin you guys superficial or contentless monkeys. I am sure you guys have intellectual capacities(eventhough you dont share it on SOL). Alpha, I am sorry for offending your sub clan, I am sure they are bigger and more couregous then mine. I am sorry for calling you laangaab, when I discovered you are laandheer and actuallt the son of the Aaqil I was embarrassed. Jaceylbaro, I am sorry for calling you at 2am. I was on my way to Berbera Airport wanted to say goodbye. But this was mistake, will never call you again! hear hear inaadeero! the aqil is my dad's bro. you're a wonderful human being too sxb. i was very glad to have met you in hargeisa recently. i pray this spiritual journey will remove the black cloud that's been hanging over you over the last couple of years. once you perform this duty, you can only be purer and head towards the righteous path.
  14. Chimera;881286 wrote: You don't seem the father type Alpha, I'm being serious here. Adopting a child is not a game, the kid is not a Tamagotchi. You need to think long-term, because I presume you will want to get married one day and your wife will want to have children that came from her womb. Do you have the stamina to raise multiple kids including the adopted one, and will you show the same care? We all know your a self-obsessed individual with a short attention span, who would abandon the boy two years down the road, the way Paris Hilton discards men on a weekly basis. Personally I wouldn't trust you with a cat, let alone a child. adams, you're right. i do not have the experience to be a father but that does not entitle you to insult me. unlike you saxib, i will not do feasibility tests and assess the merits of this venture. talk is cheap - action is key. (Their bearings) on this life and the Hereafter. They ask thee concerning orphans. Say: "The best thing to do is what is for their good; if ye mix their affairs with yours, they are your brethren; but God knows the man who means mischief from the man who means good. And if God had wished, He could have put you into difficulties: He is indeed Exalted in Power, Wise." Surah Al Baqarah 220th verse:
  15. inaadeero arafat, to be honest i haven't thought that far ahead. but he will be home schooled and given the strictest upbringing.
  16. *Blessed;881279 wrote: ..and that's all you've got say, huh? Bah! LoL. Alhamdulilah. Bal cameradii ka shaqaysii, some of us are home sick over here.... blessed, i take my photos with you in mind.
  17. mashAllah, my dearest inaadeero. i hope you're forgiven for your sins. its partly your fault but also living in holland can only make one more likely to commit sins. i pray for your journey to be successful.
  18. lol@Bash, naga da dee awoowe, i thought this was for your own cultural exploration but it appears its for your voyeuristic colleagues. if they wanted to experience authentic somali delicacy then surely they should come to the somali speaking nations and experience it here but to ask this of you in perth of all places, well thats just shooking, ma iistiiri? image asking for authentic american fast food in the outer mongolia desert! you get my drift somaha, awoowe? awoowe, why are so eager to please these folks and what is your position in the company. it seems to be the case that there are uneven power dynamics in your dealings with your colleagues. just an observation, awoowe. edit....i will not be asking my aussie friends to past the details of their friends.
  19. thank your for warm congratulations and deepest felt hambalyos. at first i wasn't entirely sure but my boss at the orphanage gave me enough confidence to go ahead with the plan. of course, the CID checks are only the first step towards achieving my dreams. there are several more hurdles to overcome. many families put their kids in the orphanage with the view of reclaim their kids when they're financially stable.
  20. thank you for warm congratulations and deepest felt hambalyos. at first i wasn't entirely sure but my boss at the orphanage gave me enough confidence to go ahead with the plan. of course, the CID checks are only the first step towards achieving my dreams. there are several more hurdles to overcome. many families put their kids in the orphanage with the view of reclaim their kids when they're financially stable.
  21. lol@Bash, what business does an oil exec have with poorly ventilated somali maaqaxi's and stuff below your pay cheque. waar, go out there, put your stetson hat on and enjoy perth.
  22. the results of the CID checks will be coming through tomorrow and I have an appointment there at 11:30am. these checks, which i've been promised were thorough, will determine whether i'm capable of taking the responsibility of fatherhood. in june, i decided i was going to adopt a child from Hargeisa Orphanage. i've been volunteering there since september in the hope of eyeing up the one child worthy of my time and who'll in turn receive the greatest care, attention and a good life. there are plenty of kids at the orphange laakin i've opted for little mohamed, i think he was born out of wedlock and was deposited into the box. he's 3 years old and I've been teaching him basic numeracy and stuff. i think he has an enormous potential and with me at the helm as his father, he could become something instead of being neglected, abused and ending up as a glue sniffer. OMG, y'all have to see this kid. the force is strong with him and we get along very well. i spoke to my boss there about the options available in terms of adoption. she said that i was 'truly a man of the people' and that my time devoted to the children there was 'exemplary' and 'worthy of setting an example'.
  23. Ibz, isku xishood dee now. Ur anti-sl tirades are unacceptable. Good morning. Got the worst hangover ever.