Apo, i was shocked to say the least walahi....the show was organised by the daughters of the legendary cumar dhule....but the blame was not put on the 'organisers' but some sly middlemen whose intention it was to purposely destroy the sharaf of 'Abdi'. even at the very top, it seems that the mistrust, suspicious tendencies and lack of trust in anyone or anything is dangerously malignant. i'm really affected by the broken social fabric in somaliland, particularly after my recent realisation, that the key to progress is stable social relations and belief in authority.

charity is important. good luck Narniah.

Alpha Blondy;886879 wrote: lol@Apo abdi nuur allale is in hargeisa and my friend is organising a small qaci party for a select few at his pad.... promising jeudi soir tonight! ''abdi'' as he insisted on being called is really Great. this man is conscious of the role artists play in the rehabilitation of a post-conflict society. he informed me that artists have always played a non-partisan role in society - they care not for the usual spiel of tribe, clan and qabil. he's very sociable. at around 7:15pm, we were watching SLNTV and a rather poorly orchestrated advert came on advertising a show with Abdi as the headlining act and apparently, unbeknownst to Abdi and his entourage, this was transmitted without his and their consent. but, of course, being the socially responsible artist, probably the last of his generation, he quick left as he didn't want to disappoint his expectant fans. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

^what a pleasant surprise to see even Narniah here. i know we've had our difference in the past but i'm glad you were able to overcome them lol. as for your question, i think it means nonsense. ------ today was awesome. i had a date. i even wore my khamis and that yassar arafat thing. it wasn't the most pleasant of dates and i don't think i'll be seeing her again. Narniah, perhaps you can shed light on these matters as you've previously been successful.

you probably got married in 1997! why does the world end for women when they get married?

lol@Apo abdi nuur allale is in hargeisa and my friend is organising a small qaci party for a select few at his pad.... promising jeudi soir tonight!

yes, of course Apo....i've already internalised the issue. tomorrow is another day and the plotting will bring cause and effect somaha.....LOL!

Apo, i think this thread illustrates and indeed habours something far more sinister than what first looks may suggest. in this thread, i've portrayed a power-obsessed and narcissistic Alpha. i think these traits represent some elements of my 'real' life personality that, have up until now, being kept in the private sphere. from a very young age i've always been obsessed with power, dictators and the Big Manism. i think i need to develop the cult of personality too and since i'm a little too meek lol to present this in real life, i have to find a platform that allows me to be 'dictatorial', loved, praised and larger than life. deep down, i love to be adored and praised. i don't want to be given credit for being a good person whose trustworthy for example, but i aspire to be notorious, be a figure of controversy and sensationalist but its very difficult to be like this when you're so different from what you aspire to be....you know. of course, by the same token, as a self-professed righteous man i feel its always necessary to be seen to be righteous too. but i can't stand to pretend to be fake and be seen to be a chameleon. what i'm trying to say is, if, for instance, you always keep consistence then i'm worried that my ambitions of being a dictator will be undermined. at this early stage of my political career, i'll need to concentrate on learning the mechanism of bureaucracy. this is what makes real leaders. i reckon, if you can master these slippery ropes, you can then really become corrupt, machiavellian and stuff because the system is what changes the man, not the man changing the system. so, why do i aspire to be bad when really i'm a decent person lol? is there something more sinister to all these pretentious activities? i reckon there is. i mean, i've already developed this sense of entitlement, the victim mentality, the them and us psyche and i'm always very conscious of power relations and dynamics. perhaps there is hope and just as Anakin Skywalker metamorphed into Darth Vader, i too can become evil LOL:D..

hey wyre, whats happenin brov? i'm doing alright. hows saudi and have they given you citizenship yet. man i hear those arabs don't understand the concept of nationality....i mean how many people actually hold saudi citizenship horta? man, i'm angry right about now. being arguing for the last two hours. i don't like my mood changing. i was supposed to be here trolling and being ridiculous, you know.

LOOOL......what an epic journey it was. it was to the very depths of puntland pirate state. this morning, i traveled to garowe, and made it back in time for my afternoon nap. all in a days work, i suppose......first observations from my birds eye view of garowe, on board the plane, would suggest its about 1/5 the size of hargeisa. once landed, however, you soon realise, the sprawling nature of this city is nothing more than a few shacks.............and few buildings used by the puntland parliament and the UNDP fortified compound....

congrats to Obama marka hore. ta laabad, threads like these seek to spread the notion of narrow politics. LST in using the powers of intercession through his ADMIN duties and to put it blatantly wants to force feed us his ideas, values and politics. now, if i were a Romney supporter, i would most certainty not be granted the executive privilege to do a sticky thread or in other words a thread that continually remained on the top of the ranks in the process acquiring exposure and publicity. now, that surely restricts freedom of speech, plurality, choice and only increases the abuse of powers and censorship.

^inaadeero arafat, there are many among us who could potentially get in the way of my preordained destiny. as per the SOL NEC article 4 (2) ©, i'm not able to divulge the names of these individuals. although i would enjoy nothing more than publicly humiliating them and then granting mercy to them by making them take an oath of allegiance in a pompous ceremony. then and only then will i pardon them for their heinous and insidious criminal mindset. they know who they are. i'm aware of their plotting and planning. their shameful acts of sabotage will be made public. their derision and subversive mind games have already been transcribed and will be made available for all to see. their wicked acts of treason will be exposed, exposed for its lack of substance.

LOL@Apo, my dearest friend, i was attending to matters of national importance when my maid who was working overtime on pressing F5 on the 'workstation' recognised your name - i've been homeschooling her these days and its already quiet difficult in differentiating B and P, i think its a common problem here as P don't exist in the Somaliland syllabub....anyways i was forced to leave the high level delegation i was casuumding and asked her to vacate the designated workstation at once, gesturing with my right index fingers. you know, it was one of those ''see it to believe it'' moments and what a moment it was....indeed. you've made my day with your return from the underworld and evil world. welcome back a million times! forever more, my dearest of dear friends.

Haatu;886334 wrote: lol Am I that bad that even Alpha has to give me pointers? Wow now that is a revelation. Wolf you say. Hmmm... now, my new and indeed relative and so-called knowledge, doesn't necessarily, has to mean a threat to you! we're all here to share knowledge and experiences haatu. don't be threatened by me, for indeed i could learn so much from you. sharing is caring bro. its not my fault the big foot yeti is scared of the monkey!

i see! but one had the same body as my local ex......i don't know. i don't want to think about it! speaking of marriage, i'm here with my bro, you remember the guy who was aggressive with you when you came to our house. well he's getting married next week inshallah. he came, he saw and he conquered. i'm amazed at the speed and intensity of this marriage. we're currently doing the guest list for the mehr and i'm quite enjoying deciding the fate of those who will attend and those undesirables who'll not be invited. LOL.

lol@haatu, you're so qurbo-joog ma iistiiri?. yeey means wolf in somali. he was was called this because he possessed similar traits to this wild creature. its quiet similar to Carlos the jackal, which you might be more familiar with!

but do you think if we had an alternative to MTV like Islamic MTV we can continue with our aspirations of being celebrities to islamic audiences? i mean i've seen all sorts of nasheed superstars like abdollah roole and mecca to medina etc. what are your views of these individuals sister aaliyah? can we ever be in a position to reconcile our faith with the modern and indeed western-induced falacies and corruption? do you think we can create dual-identities which are consistence with both our islamic faith and the the temptations out there?

^ but we're talking about being celebrities, pin-up poster models, cash and fame beyond mere words? that's very tempting wouldst you say sister aliyah of imamul shafici dawah propagation centre?

today i met a very wise man. its not often you meet people who are wise in somaliland. this man was interesting and full of wisdom. i hope to see again soon i/s.

looool blue, there is nothing here. not even cough medicine. it was only after i visited abbas from the local diirta insaanka i was remedied.

lol@fanisha.

i'm feeling slightly better than yesterday and last night inaadeero arafat and his script. i had this strange dream last night or i think it was a vision at 7:23am. i was married to two women and we indulged in a regular threesome action. what could this mean? does it confirm my haraam and concubines?

Carafaat;886157 wrote: Haatu, I am in the same kind of situation. What I find most difficult to understand is the Somali Sarbeeb (indirect language forms). Example: Someone once called me 'Idacada Ruushka'. This meant I was being talkative without listening to others. god, there were times when i asked silly questions like that. i must be getting older and a lot more smarter. inaadeero arafat, this idacada ruushka means ''sleeper cell''. its means you're a spy! LOOOOOOOOL. god, i remember when i hosted you here in hargeisa, i should've asked the close protection unit (CPU) to search you for wires and taps etc.... god, know what information or samples you have of me...LOL:D

what nonsense...... ''i'm an ex-self-hating somali and now i wanna come back to the fold and be accepted despite the various pre-conditions i've placed before you.'' haatu, NO one can give you the validation you seek. find yourself and be content with the 'findings'