Alpha Blondy

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  1. Oba if you could pass this message to Apopoof regarding his call to arms response to my condemnation response to his previous rant about lacking sense of humour that would be most appreciated......... LOL@Apo, you should have never put your AP before my AB....i mean after all AB is alphabetically ahead of AP, if anything...... and anyways i created the coalition. you can't uncreate nor claim ownership of something that isnt yours. not to mention System Overload ranking higher than a mere mortal King. you think your smart Apo somaha? i've been negotiating with your nemesis Mario B and he'll crucify you...LOL. Apo, you disgust me and i'll ensure your eulogy isn't so nice the next time around so that your evil gods keep you chained forever and eebbe-denier christopher hitchins LOL, who it now appears to be involved in the jimmy saville sex scandel at the BBC, be your molester for eternity. may you burn in hell along with the thousands who lack virtual empathy. LOL the order of the three tigress of Bakool has declared your membership null and void. you'll forever be absent from the official annals of history - when the day of prestige and sharaf-bestowing dawns upon us. you little saqajaan.
  2. Apophis;889362 wrote: No need to call me names just because you've started to loose the sophisticated British sense of humour. I mean seriously, what's the point to life if one cannot decipher irony and sarcasm? LOL@Apo, i'm quite sure you're deciphering a lot more than irony and sarcasm LOL. you're no ricky gervais so naga da dee. markacaadey.com's Af-Somaali section has seen a sizable increase in web hits recently. it seems that the traffic is being bounced around by a distributed network of relays.its even showing Croatia on there LOOL. i mean what Croatian is interesting in learning Af-Somaali and what Somali would be in Croatia even as a transit point toward London. Oba, as you already know more and more moles are operating within these circles. some just read and observe. others immerse comfortably and present themselves as rogues, vagabonds and rubble rousers. the latter to gain a reaction and to ensure a quick arrest LOL. surely, you've thought Apo would have more common sense to realise their precious war on terrorism is at an end and their greedy xenophobic efforts have proved futile. he's not from west london nor is he a students. he's probably a bald fat white man snacking on chips as he indulges himself in SOL's latest offerings. i wonder what sophisticated technologies he has at his disposal and exactly how he ascertains the findings he'll send to his bosses. we'll all need to be quite carefully around Apo, i propose..... perhaps then she/he will be assigned to another more interesting somali forums that's seething to the hilt with would-be-suicide-bombers. i feel quite hurt and disappointed in befriending Apo. this latest intel has confirmed my suspicions all along and i will cease interactions with him from the 17th of Nov. i would also ask that you Oba act as an intermediary between Apo and myself since you're not being monitored and kindly asking him to leave this thread immediately....of course after the 17th. also to stop sending me PMs asking questions pertaining to SOLers who are considered as 'loose' LOL!
  3. the demography of modigishu has changed over the last 20yrs+. it'll be an administrative nightmare for an already weak govt and highly unrealistic that occupied properties will be vacated just because the UNDP says so. here in hargeisa, you cant remove an oromo let alone a somalilander from your property because where will these people to be rehoused to? what provisions has this govt put in place to carry these ambitious plans out? people will die and those who fled the city shouldn't be rewarded. just imagine the socio-economic consequences of this dangerous policy. this will cause more problems than resolve anything. these insidious displacement plans are being petitioned by a tiny elite to INGOs and seek to change the demography of xamar for political reasons. i highly doubt the HAG will entertain such ludicrous plans.
  4. Apophis;888997 wrote: Yes I'm a xamari defended Kismayo and Jubbaland as a hobby LOL. ^ right.....are you defending these kids to be kids again? LOL stop being a self-righteous pig Apo. you're starting to annoy me these days with your tirades.
  5. oba hiloowlow;889329 wrote: Mashallah they can be kids again!! LOL@Oba. studies show that war can cause trauma in children. what provisions have been put in place to rehabilitate them?
  6. Apophis;888975 wrote: Born in Mog, spent sometime in Kenya and the rest in West London and Somali isn't that hard, especially if you speak English; so I don't need Markacadeey to translate born in mog? interesting - your father wasnt probably a xamari or indigenous to that land somaha LOL. kenya eh? also interesting - close proximity to xamar might suggested that you left post 91'. west london you say? definitely a xamari. i'm trying to figure your tribe out. becos for easy of reference but also i want to maintain the paradigm of virtue we've built. i mean could be wrong in saying you're not even a somali Apo? but i doubt this as you've demonstrated enough somali traits so far to say otherwise dee. interesting character this Apo ma iistiir ya LOL?
  7. ^ i love that xamari slang where 'they' speak in the third person as though they're entities LOL. Apo, where in somali-speaking world are you from? and did you use markacadeey.com to write the few somali words you writing.
  8. lol@Apo, marka hore personal greetings of the highest regards to you. my friend it was a busy couple of days. things always ending up working well and like you said just the other day things will go well albeit at 87%. i was the the central atrium of the beating heart of my bro LOL. quite literally i was running things. on the groom himself - he wore a red tie to compliment the dashing red bridal dress of the new the sister-in law. we're getting along quite fine so far but i guess its too early at this stage to form an opinion on her. my bro is an emotionless rock, the man doesn't bleed and during the various times we fought in his short but fruitless stay in hargeisa and somaliland, he hasnt open up to me or anyone else for that matter. he alright laakin, despite not openly acknowledging the pivot role i've play in the biggest night of his life, i know deep down that his ashy heart shows deep profound respect for me LOL.
  9. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh LOL.
  10. malika wax isku faal.....isku xishood i'd advise. refrain from your wicked attacks on my sharaf. people seem to think i'm some type of drug addict.....y'all are so ****** and i don't care what y'all think dee. i mean that walahi. what do you think inan nalasha ka dhacay?
  11. lol@Apo, what are you some type of starbuck vagabond? what are you doing collecting wild berries? man, you're odd! your life is uneventful ma iistiir? i woke up. i walked to work. endured and tolerated some locals and their BS. then unexpectedly, i received a call from the president. he appointed me the chairman of a new committee tasked with organising the 17th anniversary event of the garriye's famous ''ergo'' poem recitation. then came home and ate wild berries. i then went outside again. i was doing my mid afternoon walk when i saw a cat stuck in a borehole -rescued it. then delivered a few babies (1 c-section stillborn) before lying a reef at the war grave memorial. came home again. went out again. negotiated a land dispute between warring clans in las anod using a new technique i devised. still there..........my work is never finished..... tomorrow i will go to the moon unaided.
  12. money? do you mean the ADMIN and MODs are profiting from publishing PMs?
  13. thanks for the sound advice Apo. how was your day?
  14. the spirit of democracy is being abused on SOL. if they're publishing PMs, do they have access to our PM accounts? what else exists beneath the surface Apo?
  15. 5, i always enjoy reading your in depth critiques of films. you're in the same league as Mark Karmode. mashallah.
  16. wyre, you're an odd sort of guy.....why is this interesting to you?
  17. Xaaji Xunjuf;888384 wrote: He went to Russia to do his Masters Degree in city planning. LOOOOL. are we expected to be impressed by outdated models for city planning.
  18. why is one of the MODS publishing what ought to be kept private. surely this is against the SOL Golden Rules.
  19. ^ cheers Apo, its been a busy day today. tomorrow is the mehr and i think it will go tits-up. i'm not confident at all.
  20. some of their views are valid. like what they did to the WFP AT LOL. but any suicide bomber rhetoric shouldnt be tolerated ya?
  21. Jacaylbaro;888235 wrote: :D .. Juxa. I was late for a meeting this morning ,, for some reason thought it will start at 10 but realized it was starting at 8:30 ,,, I was 45 Min late. It is a lazy day today for sure. looool......Jb did you have a long night last night?
  22. special morning to you too Chubacky the wacky. how was your weekend?
  23. oh right.......? you said you now understand why people leave the qurbaha? what did you see here to say this Juxa?
  24. juxa, did you get on your flight to the WEST?
  25. less than 23 hours before the bro ties the knot in what is being billed as probably the greatest wedding in somaliland history LOOOL. busy as hell. you'd think this is my wedding the way i've been working. these qurbo joogs are lazy walahi.