what nonsense! Apo, i'll have to decommission you immediately! you remind me of the smart alec robot in the film I,Robot who was able to dream and stuff.

Apo, you silly pathetic script behave yourself or i'll pass your log in info to someone else who'll control you si fiican. NG must be right - you are a script but whose? LOOOOOL

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dearest Apo, the rubble rousers are all around us and continue to denigrate my sharaf and indeed make fictitious allegations of the worst kind. you must continue on your chosen path of dhexdhexeed and neutrality and never lose your composure to the intrepid fox of the eastern posse (NG, IBZ, NORF, BLESSED and few more scripts remotely controlled by the powerful overlord NG of the eastern steppes.) IBZ spews poison at Alpha at every given opportunity YET deep down she habours deep, intense and uncontrollable emotional attraction to me. i've said it many times before - she's a helga to my arnold.

Abwaan;891383 wrote: And here is a little conversation with the little Xamaraawi. He meets her at the airport and wants to great her: AB = Alpha Blondy YX = Yarta Xamariyadda AB = Walaal Maxaad Sheegtay? YX = Aboo wax ma sheegin, maxaa maqashina? Waxeey sheegtay maa lagu dhahay? Adi xitaa salaan ma jirto?Wax sheegoow lee haaysaa. AB = Dee waaban ku salaamay ee malaha waad i fahmi weydey. YX = Oo maxaa sheegti salaantaa miyaa? AB = Haa walaal YX = Yaakheey iska raalli ahoo, ani afkaa waa ila kakan yahay Cabaar markii la socdey. YX = Aboo gurigeenna inta waaye AB= Ma maqsinkan baad gashaan? YX = May maqaasiin ma qabno, minankeen waaye AB = Minanku waaxay? YX = Ee guriga nooh! Caawa Korontada ayaa naga maqan AB = Ma laydhkii baa idinka bakhtiyey? YX = Acuudkoow, bakhtiyey aa? wax dhintay ma leh, nalkaa naga densan aan ku dhahay. AB = Waan gartay. AB = Walaal guriga si wanaagsan baa loo fiiqay, waabu qurxoon yahay. YX = Intee laga fiiqane? AB = Dee meel walba YX = Ani wax fiiqan ma arki. AB waa yaaban yahay, wuxuuba is leeyahay "waar tolow maxaan Taleexi iyo Carafaat maxaan cashar uga soo qaadan waayey, tan xamariyadda waanba isku wareernee"... To be continued..... LOL@adeer Abwaan of the damajid in your haste to accuse me of being ignorant of xamari phonetics and BS, please remember that 90% of Al-Hijra were of xamari stock. LOL.

IBZ walal macaan, iskaada the BS and fear mongering and please start the SOLER of the year 2012 thread. farrdo la iskuhaayo maaxa la iskaaga faani LOL.

Maarodi;891378 wrote: Alpha, Just today I heard that Israel is using white phosphors on the civilian community again as they did in the 2009 attack. It's a deadly chemical weapon that indiscriminately kills people and has devastating lasting effects on the environment (it's cancerous and many innocent people will live with those "side effects" for generations). This whole "tit-for-tat" is disproportionate and I can't believe you would be on the aggressors side. i don't have an opinion on these matters. please don't evoke my name in your arguments. thank you.

Alpha Blondy;891244 wrote: nin-yaban, THANK YOU. i will make a world exclusive one-last-heist type video dedication to you. the video will be broadcast tonight at 19:00HCT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL walahi i made the video but deleted it by mistake on my sony experia phone. the video was hilarious LOOOOOOOOL.

feeling slightly nostalgic tonight. the year i've been commemorating is 1995. a year i was too young to remember but my extensive knowledge on these issues....allows me to mourn.

Apo, i saw earlier NG accusing you of being my script LOL in my election campaign thread. the silly gap-toothed old man. would you do samira? and do you think she's suffered from this ancient old evil tradition?

another pawn in the denigration war on our culture. and why does every bloody model use the FGM card?

alleged 'spies' dragged through the streets of Gaza City! who is the enemy horta? even the xamaris have more common sense than these pallys. LOL

nin-yaban, THANK YOU. i will make a world exclusive one-last-heist type video dedication to you. the video will be broadcast tonight at 19:00HCT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i was hoping to come to nairobi sometime next week. is it safe?

just another day.

Waranle_Warrior;891024 wrote: Are you from Somaliland by any chance? That was so masculine LOL. and she's a half breed from qurbaha.

Apophis;890879 wrote: It's not a bottle of Captain MO, is it? LOL@Apo, i think i'm going to become a cultural critic. i've almost finished my first book. now i have to get it published. any ideas?

the simple and fairly uncomplicated notion of love has to all intent and purposes being engendered to mean something entirely more sinister, delusional and based on hollywood make-believe stories, these days. i tend to think of myself as an old skooler and my approach to life has often been shaped by sentimentality and other such fallacies LOL. laakin, every so often, you find yourself to be experiencing the same stuff you watch in movies, listen to in songs and hear people talk about as thought its of a tangible form. like in the song genie in a bottle - i feel the deepest darkest caves within the abyss of my heart have been sparked alive after a century of loneliness. i feel like a timid tom hanks in the starting lead in the movie you've got mail - LOL. i wake up in the morning with butterflies on my window unabashedly singing along with nina simone of how good i feel and go to sleep smiling to my hearts content. i think I've found the one after searching for a lifetime. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Israeli raids on the Gaza Strip have continued for a sixth day, despite calls for a truce, with the overall death toll reaching 110, according to medical sources. A media centre was targeted for a second time on Monday when Israeli fighter jets hit the Shuruq tower in Gaza City. The building houses Palestinian and international media outlets, including Britain's Sky News, Saudi-owned Al Arabiya and the official Hamas broadcaster, Al Aqsa TV. Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev talks about the attacks on media centres One person was killed in the building. The Islamic Jihad group identified the victim as Ramez Harb and said he was a senior commander in its armed wing, the al-Quds Brigades. On Sunday, the health ministry said eight journalists were injured when the Shuruq tower and another media building, used by local al-Quds TV, were hit. Mark Regev, Israeli government spokesman, denied that Israel was targeting journalists. Instead, he told Al Jazeera that the targets of the attacks on media centres were "Hamas communications equipments". "Hamas used communication facilities on buildings where journalists were," he said, describing Al Aqsa TV as a "Hamas command and control facility". "Just as in other totalitarian regimes, the media is used by the regime for command and control and also for security purposes. From our point of view, that's not a legitimate journalist." Israel had warned foreign journalists to leave the building. Ceasefire efforts The Israeli military has struck more than 1,350 targets in Gaza since attacks began on Wednesday, Israel says it launched the operation to deter Palestinian fighters from launching rockets into its territory. Since then, 640 rockets have hit Israel while more than 300 others have been intercepted by Israel's anti-missile system, the Iron Dome, according to the Israeli army. Three Israeli civilians died on Thursday in a rocket strike. Many residents of southern Israel have left the area and schools have been closed since the start of the crisis. More than 30 people were killed in Gaza on Monday. Al Jazeera's Nicole Johnston, reporting from Gaza City, said most of the dead were civilians. "The aerial bombardment goes on as does the assault from sea," she said, adding that strikes could happen anywhere in the densely populated enclave. "There isn't anywhere safe in the Gaza Strip," she said. "There aren't underground bunkers, no sirens, no warning when an air strike is about to hit, or a round of shelling from the coast. So people are essentially trapped here." Egypt-brokered ceasefire talks in Cairo have so far failed to reach a deal. Khaled Meshaal, the Hamas leader, said on Monday his movement is committed to efforts to secure a truce, but insisted that Israel must lift its six-year blockade of the Gaza Strip. "We are not against a calming, but we want our demands... to end the thuggery, to end the aggression and to lift the blockade," he said, adding that Hamas would reject any Israeli preconditions for a ceasefire because "they started the aggression". Israel has showed little sign of being ready to call off its campaign, with Avigdor Lieberman, foreign minister, insisting "the first and absolute condition for a truce is stopping all fire from Gaza". A string of international leaders have visited the region in recent days in a bid to end the bloodshed, with Ban Ki-moon, UN secretary-general, expected to arrive on Tuesday for two-days of talks with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and other officials. Tony Blair, envoy of the international Quartet on the Middle East, expressed hope a ceasefire would firm up in the coming days after meeting Israeli President Shimon Peres. Talking to Al Jazeera from Tel Aviv, he said he was "appalled" by the killing of both Palestinian and Israeli civilians and that the Quartet - UN, Russia, EU and US - fully supports Egypt's efforts to broker a truce. NATO urging 'restraint' In Brussels, NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen expressed concern about the escalation in violence and urged Israel to show restraint in its defence against attacks from Gaza. "Of course Israel has the right to self-defence, and attacks against Israel must end. But the international community would also expect Israel to show restraint," Rasmussen said. Follow the latest developments in the ongoing conflict In some of the latest violence, two boys, aged two and four, and their father were killed in Jabaliya refugee camp late in the evening. More than a dozen people were injured, mostly women and children. During the afternoon, one person was killed and another two wounded when a missile struck a car just north of Gaza City. Elsewhere, a missile hit a motorcycle east of Khan Yunis in southern Gaza, killing two men and critically wounding a child who was with them, Gaza's ambulance service said. Early in the day, two women and a child were among four killed in a raid on Gaza City's eastern Zeitun neighbourhood. Although 84 per cent of Israelis supported the current Gaza assault, according to a poll by Israel's Haaretz newspaper, only 30 per cent wanted an invasion, while 19 per cent wanted their government to work on securing a truce soon.

i'm at a crossroads in my life. i don't like making major decisions too. i'll probably dream the solution. LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Cawaale;890805 wrote: If by any chance any Palestinians reading the above comments which calls you disgusting and other names, I want to tell you that these commentators don't represent us the majority of Somalis. We are with you heart and soul. Old News. Gazans rush to help the famine-hit Gaza: The bad financial situation that Gaza Strip is going through has not stopped Gazans from listening to drought- and hunger-hit Somalis' cries for help. Imams in mosques in Gaza strip mentioned Somalia during the Friday prayers and asked Gazans to donate to their brothers in Somalia. Moreover, the Arab Doctors Union Gaza branch ran a campaign asking the people of Gaza to donate to people of Somalia. The campaign called "From Gaza hand in hand to save the children of Somalia" will last throughout Ramadan. The campaign started on the first day of Ramadan. The Union took out advertisements supporting the campaign in local radios and websites to encourage people to contribute to the campaign. It is planning advertisements on local television also. Different sections of the Palestinian society responded to the campaign. But most donations came from the local non-governmental organisations and some wealthy businessmen, according to the organisers of the campaign. One of the donors Mohammad Abd Al Latif said: "I saw the pictures of our brothers in Somalia and felt so sorry for them; I wanted to do anything to help." "The campaign aimed at demonstrating the extent of physical cohesion between the besieged Gaza and Somalia showing that the Palestinian people are capable of supporting and standing by the Somali people," said Ahmad Hathat, the public relation officer of the Union. Saaxiib nimaan nahay Cadowgayga lama simo Soomaali baan ahay AUN Abdulqadir Hirsi “Yamyam" the maxruum's poem is irrelevant to the points raised here tonight.

Wadani;890761 wrote: I used to think Somalis are a proud people, but just like any other black nation they cower when black meets white/Arab (unlike our true somali nomads of the past). That is why we have adopted Arabic culture for the past 2 to 3 decades and have given precendence to the plight of the palestinians over ours. This is not to say I dont support the palestinian cause, because I do. It's just that I choose to focus my energies on the plight of Somalis and Somalia. +10000. proud and independent NO more. the cultural genocide in somalia must be STOPPED!

Malika;890719 wrote: ^He would rather have the young Somalis engage in the endless fruitless clan based argument - on the contrary this is more authentic and empowers our young people to discuss and deliberate ideas within the confines of their centre of gravity. i'd rather the young somali children debated somali affairs even it was clan based than to be expected to engage with the political plight of a people so far removed from them and made to feel less islamic if they disagree because the foreign unvetted iman-thug deems it. i remember when the terrorist struck the twin towers, many people from s.korea were crying and expressing deep emotions towards the plight of the american people in their time of need and stress. yet 50 yrs before america was a imperial power causing havoc in the korean peninsula using their wicked ideologies to break the will of the korean people. we as Somalis today engage with the affairs of a people so removed from our plight. instead of looking internally inward.we're expected as a member of the ummah to show sympathy for the self-induced internal issues of the Palestinian. as members of the ummah we should abstain in such collective displays of purported unity. the whole Palestine cause has run its cause and is given more attention than it merits... ruunti. where are condemnation of Muslims who were slaughtered like goats in burma and in various places around the world. the arab muslim is NO more muslim than muslims in bolivia, yet sometimes you cant help but think the paki-controlled mosques deliberately elevate the Palestinian cause because of Palestine's close proximity to the holyland and because of their own inferiority complex and inability to pronounce 'kh' and 'th' perfectly as prescribed. there are many who believe this view and the arab muslim has an arrogant ingrained view of himself since your ancestors were islamised by his ancestors. our children are being brainwashed and we should save them from this false propaganda and pollution.

*Ibtisam;890704 wrote: Oba- run along then. Alpha; lol I'm sure they would've found out anyway- all your posing on Youtube and FB- people know what you look like- let it go. It was a general response- I dont care about your estimations- it is worth zero on the SOL exchange rate. As for your inability to find a xalimo who gets emotional about you- maybe you are just too emotional- so it gets all a bit too taxing. Emotions are overrated. I mean how any real "ahem" man needs consent reassurances is beyond my imaginations- just the mere thought makes me want to kaba inaan la dhaco. Iiish. "emotion-less cow" indeed. leave me alone please. you've caused enough damage for one night!

chubacka;890697 wrote: What problem are you referring to and how have they caused it? suicide bombings extremist behaviour of the absolute worst kind calling people derogatory names in arabic creating muslimghetto NO GO AREAS in bradford, UK beheading daniel pearl shooting an education activist in the face just recently cutting off peoples heads forcing women to wear a little cloth to cover their faces. WTF