Alpha Blondy

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  1. Nin-Yaaban;895390 wrote: He's cool. You should've seen some of the other 'departed' nomads that use to post here. From what i know, he seems OK. Turned me into Youtube, soo waa rageedi (in my book anyways) . nin-yaban, i think you're a fantastic guy walahi. you are consistent and always coherent unlike the hordes of retards who populate this forum.
  2. Carafaat;895384 wrote: Alpha wuu xin badan yahay. Just because I was too " bussy" to answer his calls, he is geting back at me by ignoring my phone call. Inadeero, stop this cidiyo ku dagaalam. I'm sorry you feel that way inaadeero arafat! i called you back but your number was off. lets skype either this evening or tomorrow evening?
  3. OdaySomali;895248 wrote: I don't think that is the case. What is more likely is that he was a young victim. lol@oday, are you saying i was molested as a child? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  4. Haatu;895246 wrote: I agree with Apophis. He is a very unstable character that is prone to sever mood swings. Judging by his behavior on this forum I can only guess that he committed a dark and heinous crime in his past. If not, then he has chronic attention issues. you masai! your opinions of me are irrelevant.
  5. Apo, why are you attacking me today? you little saqaajaan! cease from these personal attacks
  6. OdaySomali;895240 wrote: AB which of the three descriptions I gave above is accurate? Oday, i tend to think of myself as many things but the the description that best fits my personality is probably 'someone with a distorted sense of reality.' in 'real life'...i'm as quite as a mouse and fairly decent person with traits which include but not limited to polite, courteous and mild. those who know me very well will tell you otherwise. what was that famous somali adage: dusha ka miskiin hoosta ka naciim..? LOL. i'm a reserved person and keep myself to myself in 'real life'. at the same time...many people on SOL think i'm crazy and attention-seeking. i get called all sorts of name which i don't particularly like. there are always subtle nuances of sarcasm and satire in my posts:p:p:p
  7. ^ go ahead with the discussions please. i do not object at all. this is my 32nd thread dedication in the last two months LOL.
  8. Apo, what is your problem maanta? are you alright? you seem to be full of hate? do you want to talk about it?
  9. Libaax-Sankataabte;895188 wrote: Awooweyaal, idinkoo raali ah, website-ka cayda ka daaya. Isolated scripts may exist here and there, but scripts are not prevalent on Somaliaonline.com because of the time and effort it takes to be approved as a member. This is a 12 year old respected authority forum with a lot of history and thousands of users from around the world. It is true that many registered nomads don't bother to vote on such threads ( as you can see there is only a fraction of SOL members who took this thread seriously ), but let us not overegg the pudding with the script accusations. Alpha, Mooge or anyone else can’t possible have 20 usernames each. Caqligu ha shaqeeyo Awooweyaal. Anyone who wants to see the nomads who bother to log in, can check the bottom of the forum. I just counted 100 nomads on a slow Sunday. http://www.somaliaonline.com/community ^ my dearest awoowe, marka hore, awoowe, let me take this opportunity to once again present my undying loyalty and absolute dedication to SOL. as you very well know awoowe, i've had a regretfully heinous past as a script mastermind (Maximus Powers AUN being banned) but i wanted you to know that walaahi i do not posses any scripts - whether remotely controlled or I.P address manipulated. many people have caused me an indeterminate level of stress, with their assertions, that I control up to 20 scripts because they refuse to acknowledge my dedication, efforts but as my legions of fans on this site will confirm, i NEVER succumb to such pressures and continue on to make my destiny a reality. LST, you are a somali internet pioneer and should be awarded the presidential medal of honour for your services to the somali people, indeed. by the way awoowe, i paid homage to you recently in my ''Who is The Most Successful SOLer in 'Real' Life'' thread. i know you're a very busy defending our virtual porous borders from those who seek to undermine our collective will but in case you missed it awoowe, here it is: Alpha Blondy;880517 wrote: 4. LST. somali internet pioneer LST, has not always been successful, he's recent successes belie a dark, tragic history of poverty, setbacks and a story that's truly epitomises the american dream. LST's father was abdulahi yusuf's second in command after the SSDF 's abortive attempt to overthrow Barre's dictatorial administration of the late 1970. the siyadist regime sentenced his father to treason and ordered his summary execution but he managed to escape and fled with his young family to join his comrades to further conspire in ethiopia. in 1979, LST was a boy of no more than 10 when he had a vision that saw him and Tim Berners-Lee communicate telepathically. in 1985, LST and his family moved again to the Nairobi slum of eastleigh, here he would meet MMA , his future financier and man who would play a critical role in his later life. MMA was also on the long list of recent refugees from Somalia waiting to start a better life in America, although he had to wait for another 3 years as per the UNCHR's strict policy on definitions of who's a Somali and somali bantu LOL. by 1990, LST was accepted by UNHCR as a somali bantu and landed in Minnesota. living in the projects of Cedar Square, he barely got by and his years of poverty were characterized by sheer determination to succeed and achieve the American dream. From 1991 to 1993, he worked as a taxi driver whilst also attending community college in the evenings. in the beginning of 1994 LST got married . by the beginning of the new century, LST was an American, successful and the world was his oyster before being summoned by cadde muse, a former colleague in their taxi driving days and fellow puntlander to embark on establishing a website to funnel the propaganda machinery of punland's newly formed ministry of national guidance. this short lived project meant that Mohamed Dabayl now rules the editioral line of Puntland media outlets without ethics nor any journalistic standards. In 2000, he launched Somaliaone.com as the dot com boomed heralded a new wave of Somali internet entrepreneurs. his vision was apparently much greater than a discussion forums laakin the hash realities of life were to soon take their toll on his dreams. his friend MMA lent a helping hand as his dreams gained momentum. in the end of 2007, LST become executive producer on keeping up with the kardashians . he followed his up with being awarded a doctorate from Minnesota University in electrical engineering. LST aspires tothe European culture and way of life these days, now that, he's achieved the american dream. he has a fascination with the small low lying country of Belgium . it was said that his recent travels there were requested by the wallon-somali community. NET WORTH:RELIES ON GOODLE ADS FOR REGULAR INCOME and $5.6million US Dollars investment in Range Resources
  10. haatu, stop the pigeon-holing and the what have yous. i do not like the way some sections of SOL like to think that being a secessionist means you're excluded from Somali affairs. i pity these fools. go on haatu....am i secessionist too? if i'm not mistaken you're from zone 5 somaha? perhaps you too should limit your thoughts on somali-wide affairs?
  11. there are many things i don't believe but i have no reason to doubt SOL! :D:D:D:D
  12. ^ whats up with these scripts allegations horta? there are 11,538 Accepted Members on SOL. what's 128 to 11,538? that's 1.11%!
  13. Abtigiis;895146 wrote: This is about gathering lessons learnt and best practices. Can you offer specific tips or ideas why you think this has been happening? AT, i'm still at the post-college and money making stage you mentioned in your ealier response to Alpha. laakin, like i told my friend the other day, after his inability to decide between all his girlfriends - women are like mobile phones. you see a nice looking chick, and then 10mins later, you see a better looking one until you can't decide between them. mobile phones are addictive too, just as you purchase the latest one there is the latest version of the same model. this deep yearning to fill a void can only be overcome by understanding the functionality and purposes that women and mobile phones serve. as long as you recognise that then i think you'll be fine. similarly, to have you ego-massaged, to be desired and to be acknowledged is important for a man whose just entered the muddy waters of his mid-life crisis. questioning your very essence is perfectly normal because by looking yourself in the mirror and evaluating your purpose you improve from within.
  14. yeah...whatever man! you speak in codes ma istiri?
  15. Director Spike Lee dives head-first into a maelstrom of racial and social ills, using as his springboard the hottest day of the year on one block in Brooklyn, NY. Three businesses dominate the block: a storefront radio station, where a smooth-talkin' deejay (Samuel L. Jackson) spins the platters that matter; a convenience store owned by a Korean couple; and Sal's Famous Pizzeria, the only white-operated business in the neighborhood. Sal (Danny Aiello) serves up slices with his two sons, genial Vito (Richard Edson) and angry, racist Pino (John Turturro). Sal has one black employee, Mookie (Spike Lee), who wants to "get paid" but lacks ambition. His sister Jade (Joie Lee, Spike's sister), who has a greater sense of purpose and a "real" job, wants Mookie to start dealing with his responsibilities, most notably his son with girlfriend Tina (Rosie Perez). Two of Mookie's best friends are Radio Raheem (Bill Nunn), a monolith of a man who rarely speaks, preferring to blast Public Enemy's rap song Fight The Power on his massive boom box; and Buggin' Out (Giancarlo Esposito), nicknamed for his coke-bottle glasses and habit of losing his cool. When Buggin' Out notes that Sal's "Wall of Fame," a photo gallery of famous Italian-Americans, includes no people of color, he eventually demands a neighborhood boycott, on a day when tensions are already running high, that incurs tragic consequences. 9/10
  16. good evening folks, i hope you're all feeling well and in the best of health and iman. cheers, al.
  17. this is my uncle's company. its a construction company Jb.
  18. *Ibtisam;895003 wrote: SalamAlikum peeps. Feeling blue and tired. The road East is too darn fast. Made some new friends with camel herding nomads in Yagori and Gumeys who having completed the long voting queues offered us delicious fresh camel milk and entertained us. Nomads are so much nicer and kind compared to city dwellers. Reer Miyi at heart, I feel disillusioned with city life. Might be time for me to move once again, further into oblivious and the mysteries of this worlds nomadic life. IBZ, maybe you should set up a women's get together dinner parties where you can give each other moral support through life's difficult. something similarly to the film ''Waiting to Exhale''.
  19. AT, if you measure your life by the validation of women then you are truly lost.
  20. Juxa;894832 wrote: How did the date go with the child I mean the young lady? You need to buy diin-diin for your garden i cancelled the date with the 17 year old. it didnt happen. diin-diin are slow and lazy creatures. i don't think we'll get along. am i supposed to watch it crawl across the floor? LOOOOL
  21. what a mad day, today!......... actually come to think of it, everyday has being like this for the last 6/7 months. back in those days, things were calm, and i was relaxed and had a thought process - thinking imagining and doing things methodologically. now, i think, i'm suffering from a mental blockage and its as deja vu as each day follows the next. i'm preoccupied but at the same time mentally vacant. i'm on a treadmill or running but to no avail, to no purpose, to no end and i still continue on running! i wake up grief stricken and sleep worried at nights...... and quiet frankly these issues are starting to take their toll on my social relations with both friends and family. i don't have any more friends of substance and people are these days defined by the value of their time. i'm surrounded by zombies despite being in self-imposed solitude. i don't know what the issue is but it's overwhelming me. what is my problem? i think i've grown up and facing the harsh realities of life! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  22. things are heating up here in hargeisa tonight....!
  23. i'm off on saturdays too. 2day weekend LOL. the working hours are difficult though. between 12-30pm-3-30pm the whole country comes to a standstill. the siesta is very unproductive.