DEC 2012 - Boroma, Dila, Kala Baydh, Gabiley Boroma

been hiding in the dark for the last 47mins. had some unwanted family guests turn-up uninvited and unexpectedly today. when i came back from town, my maid was very quick in mentioning 'they're here'. i took my shoes off, avoiding detection, and quickly went into my chill room. been here for 48mins. phone is switched off. this is madness. there's about 7 of them by the sounds of it! represented from mum and dad side of the family. walahi, the atmosphere is tense and i've just received a worrying text to indicate they're asking for me. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrragh!

just arrived. no internet connection in boroma. all shall be revealed. stay tuned. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

the pictures i uploaded are my brothers who lives in the UK. i stolen these from his facebook account. i lied! i'm sorry! LOOOOL i can't cook to save my life. wallahi my tea-making skills are even bad. i use to live on takeaways but my little las anodian maid, suad is a fantastic cook and because of this, i've incrementally increased her monthly salary by 15%. the purpose of this thread was to find which SOL gabadh can cook, so that i could send her a PM (already written) with a marriage proposal. the mehr can paid by paypal. and the ceremony conducted on conference call. i'll send a specimen and she can IVF-it. we'll never have to meet. she can send my baby boy via DHL too! congratulations 5! you were already my no.1 but you're now forever etched in my heart. a saucy bonnie greer who can cook! delicious...indeed! LOOOL

^ LOL@GG, i'll do the cooking and you can do cleaning? okay?

its almost mid-day here in the abyss. i'll be going to berbera today. little anxious about the 'death-trap' road. my bro wants to tag along too. i don't want him to come. its risky with both us going. with 57% chance of certain death. i should go and leave him behind! araaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

^ on that note i'll take any consolation I can take, as yet another day in hell comes to an end! good night!

fingers on buzzers and no conferring! what is the capital city of Zambia? BUUUUUUUUUUUZT! Alpha? Alpha: Lusaka Correct!

Chimera;896350 wrote: I cook food that isn't very presentable but super delicious. First time I cooked something on my own almost a decade ago the IAEA knocked down my door and took away my galactic suuqo, because they were afraid I would sell it to Iran to power their nuclear stations. I remember I put garlic, onions, ketchup, tuna, olives, some crazy Indian spices, pepper and mixed it all up in tomato sauce lol stick to being a man-feminist for the time being adams! waar anigu, i source from jama gunti market daily and make my own tomato sauce. i'm talking about real ingredients with real taste you can feel on your taste-buds! not Heinz or HP! LOOOOL!

oba hiloowlow;896343 wrote: LOL LOL x 1000, you really want to strangle me to death don't you? Oba

Bluelicious;896342 wrote: That's something I wonder about too how men end up becoming better cooks then women? The best top chefs in the world are mostly men :eek: men are just better at everything, in general and as a matter of fact! refer to the origins of species if don't believe me.....do you ever hear about neanderthal woman?LOL! which begs the question of when did men delegate social reproduction to women? perhaps men have been cooking all along and women just eat! watch those calories Blue! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL perhaps i should have my own TV show.

STOIC;896337 wrote: This why I'm married and don't have to worry about cooking and cleaning ...Swahiliga say Nimepata Jiko (I got me a kitchen!)...haha PS For a Single guy your food looks decent.... naga daa the umpoza dupoza guga hadal and tell me what's the traditional cuisine of Salaxlay?

oba hiloowlow;896334 wrote: I can only Make Suugo and Pasta. my xamari babes use to make me food all the time. of course, we didn't live together but she would bring it over to my house.....let's just say food wasn't something she'll be remembered for! LOL

Bluelicious;896332 wrote: Alpha good cooking skills for a man impressive. As for me i'm a average cook who would give herself a 5/10. Got no passion for cooking gonna be honest about that. your poor cooking skills are not a bad reflection on you personally, blue. after all, men make better cooks. LOL

Apophis;896330 wrote: You seem to know about it more than me so tell us the how. ugali, is not something i'm particularly fond of, let alone attempting to make. its so tasteless and basic. once my Kenyan colleague in our shared house kept insisting that he would make me ugali. i pretended to ignore his attempts, knowing fully well that this lump of tasteless flour, more appropriate to soviet-era gulags, would make me so sick. out of courtesy for our mutual friendship, i took him up on his offer. one word: DISGUSTING. he made vegetable stew ugali! AKHAS!!!, it had way too much salt in it and i can only assume his kenyan 'lets cut corners' attitude was to blame for not sourcing the best quality produce. i ate more ugali than you can shake a stick at. i was sick for the whole day, but of course didn't utter one negative word although i really wanted to......

Apophis;896325 wrote: You tell me, my nappy headed friend. do you mean to tell me you can't even make something as basic as mixed fruits ugali?

Apophis;896316 wrote: Tuna & beans? what's this, 2001? Apo, i'm a little surprised you can't cook. isn't there a tradition that the great rift valley tribes have of passing down family recipes.

Aaliyah and Wyre, thanks for the compliments! i've been cooking for about 5 years now and i really do enjoy making food.

the acronyms sound like a heinous gastro-intestinal disease! A: i've just been diagnosed with UGUB! B: what's that? A: don't worry you wouldn't know? B: are you insulting my intellect! isn't that a political party in Puntland! A: No! its a gastro-intestinal disease! this is no laughing matter! i'm serious! B: hopefully not as serious as UGUB! A: you could say that again! A & B: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

che, do you think the sperm count of al-shabab members is also on the decline? with just worrying prospects, can they now justify marrying 4? as the popular adage goes: ''Don't Spread Yourself Too Thin''

god, the thought of you wiggling that jew nose in an attack, shocks ruunti!

are you a jew? and what is this the Jewish solidarity movement? by the way have you seen the film defiance with daniel craig?

thank you for your warm regards! its okay.... you can always play with me whenever you're bored. but don't leave me stranded when you're not bored anymore...okay?

Faheema.;896194 wrote: be patient with them , for indeed they are like a child in a new candy store! afternoon and personal greetings of the highest regards to you dearest Faheema! of course! thanks for the corrections!