Alpha Blondy

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  1. ^ LOL@Seeker, my presence on 'your cry for help' seems to have unsettled you. i don't think it fair you single me out as a troller derailing your pathetic thread! on the topic itself - go to africa and get the necessary experiences and skill-sets!
  2. ^ degrees are irrelevant where fadhi ku dirir is concerned. its all about who can shout the loudest!
  3. Chimera;897553 wrote: Narniah is a creation of me , I thought her up while watching Mean Girls.......... adams, narniah is your script. i knew it! add ms moons to that list of scripts!
  4. Apophis;897554 wrote: You seem to be suffering from first world problems while in the third world. some people lack virtual self-awareness ma iistiri? do you even know where the term 'third world' came from?
  5. AT, how many chapters are there in your memoirs? also what are the main themes? i'm always amazed by the prominent role 'these' women play in your life!
  6. NG, i've seen and spoken to both you and AT and he's more somali than a ciyaal arab third culture kid/grown man will ever be!
  7. this is why you're the SOLer of the year 2012!
  8. Juxa;897514 wrote: Ibti berbera iyo duqsigii badnaa ........... juxa, explain this snide comment!?
  9. when i heard i had to call JB to confirm. my somaliland is going down the drain thanks to the fantastic fox!
  10. i'm surprised juxa knows the definition of what this is. imagine the shocked expressionless look on her face when she goggled and found more than what she bargained for! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  11. juxa, i'm sorry you personally felt offended. it wasn't me hitting on her but her hitting on me. its not my fault if old islaamo oo xafashay are interested in me. she said 'that she felt like she's known me her entire life' and 'you seem so grown-up for your age' LOOOOOOOOOL. if she wants it then i'm going for it! LOOOOOOOL! working from home is not nice. i'm already bored.
  12. its been a fantastic day so far. what could possibly ruin this perfect day? LOOL!
  13. Mum who couldn't afford daughter's school fees makes £12million a year selling satchels Julie Deane discovered her daughter was being bullied at school and vowed to send her to a private one down the road She came up with a list of 10 ideas to raise money - one was selling satchels She started The Cambridge Satchel Company with a budget of £600 Now the company employs 84 staff and has a factory in Leicestershire Fans include Alexa Chung, Elle Fanning and Fearne Cotton By LOUISE ECCLES PUBLISHED: 00:16 GMT, 10 December 2012 | UPDATED: 07:37 GMT, 10 December 2012 Comments (29) Share When Julie Deane discovered her daughter was being bullied, she vowed to move her to the £12,000-a-year school down the road. But unable to afford the fees, the housewife sat down at her kitchen table and wrote a list of ten ways to raise money. Halfway down the list she wrote ‘selling traditional leather satchels’. It was a business venture which, just four years later, would generate an annual turnover of more than £12million. Entrepreneur: Julie Deane started the Cambridge Satchel Company to raise money to send her daughter to a different school Humble beginnings: The Cambridge Satchel Company, which was started with a budget of £600, has just opened a shop in Covent Garden The Cambridge Satchel Company, which was started with a budget of £600, counts singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor and model Alexa Chung among its clientele. It is sold in shops including Saks Fifth Avenue, while Bloomingdale’s in New York described it as ‘the Brit It bag’. More... The REAL Toy Story: Chinese factory workers forced to sleep among piles of doll parts as they churn out toys for Christmas Christmas shoppers snap up one tablet computer EVERY SECOND with sales already up 1,000% on last year Most surreal of all, however, was when Mrs Deane was this week named in the Drapers list of the 100 most influential people in fashion – alongside the Duchess of Cambridge and Stella McCartney. ‘How weird is that?’ the 45-year-old said. ‘It is completely amazing. It is times like that when I think, “Golly, look how much farther we have come than we ever set out to”.’ The company now makes 900 bags a day and still has a backlog of orders. Star fans: The satchels have many fans among the fashion crowd including actress Elle Fanning (pictured left) and radio presenter Fearne Cotton (pictured right) Model customer: Alexa Chung is also a fan and is pictured with a blue number from the range As the firm’s first shop opened in Covent Garden at the weekend, it is hard to believe that the multi-million-pound business began as a solution to pay private school fees. In 2008, Mrs Deane and her husband Kevin discovered their daughter Emily, now 13, had been thrown to the ground and kicked by bullies. She said: ‘Emily was eight when it became really apparent that she was being badly bullied by a group of girls. I told her, “You will not go back to that school next year. We will find you a new one and you will be so happy.” I had promised my child I would deliver and I couldn’t let her down. It was the trigger for me to start my own business.’ By chance, Emily and her younger brother Max, now 11, were reading Harry Potter at the time and had asked their mother for leather satchels similar to those worn by the book’s characters. Starting small, she found a leather supplier in Hull and asked him to make her eight chestnut brown satchels. Popular: The company now makes 900 bags a day and still has a backlog of orders Business started slowly and she sold just one a week at first. But, determined to make it work, she left leaflets in doctors’ surgeries and school receptions, and taught herself to design a website. She said: ‘I chose satchels because I had always loved mine as a child. It lasted me all the way through school, whereas my children’s rucksacks became tatty and dirty within a few months.’ The Cambridge University graduate had been enjoying life as a full-time mother while her husband, a partner at an engineering consultancy firm, was the breadwinner. But she immersed herself in books on how to run a business and quickly found herself working all hours of the day from the kitchen of the family home near Cambridge to keep up with demand. When it became clear the satchels were not being bought by mothers but by the fashion crowd, she began experimenting with colours, initially adding red and green to the collection. Bright idea: Mrs Deane first thought about satchels when her children were reading Harry Potter and asked her for some similar to the ones worn by the characters in the book Within a year she was selling to high street chain Urban Outfitters and the satchels, which range in price from £80 to £130, were championed by fashion bloggers. The business now employs 84 staff and has its own factory in Leicestershire. When asked if she always had a passion for fashion, she exclaims: ‘No, no, no. Any photos of me in the 1980s are evidence of that.’ She says the greatest reward of her venture has been fulfilling her promise to her daughter. ‘My daughter is so happy at her school. My proudest moment was when we went to get her school uniform from John Lewis a few weeks after I started the business. It was quite emotional.’ Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245651/Mum-afford-daughters-school-fees-makes-12million-year-selling-satchels.html#ixzz2EdYBrZ6Y
  14. ^haha....sometimes the cheesiest jokes are the best ma istiir? LOL
  15. was this a subliminal way of expressing your frustration with life? LOOOOOOOOL!
  16. haatu, if you're doing your A2s then you're 17/18. naga daa ciyarta sxb!
  17. the stuff people post is usually irrelevant but when you look at it carefully there is something to it. i mean, if i were to lose my hair, i wouldn't certainly post on here. plus there is always an element of truth to the stuff post. this is the internet and its 2012! LOOOL
  18. oba hiloowlow;897285 wrote: .Apo, Zack,Haatu, Abtigiis and Xiin sxbayaal by far the worst group of people to go on holidays with! i'd take: 1. archdemos 2. inaadeero arafat 3. Alpha 4. Rudy 5. oba
  19. oba, i doubt you're losing your hair. you're probably just trolling somaha?
  20. an idea is always more exciting at the planning stage. ideas are key to sustaining one's inner mental capacities! without ideas we're just living. ideas are life! i need some ideas! anything to get the thinking process started, again!
  21. patience is a virtue time is a great healer
  22. i met this fine MILF today. she still had the beauty and charm of her Somali Airlines air hostess days. she has now permanently relocated to SL. i think i'll meet her again. I've never considered dating an older woman, but i reckon the chemistry between us was quite obvious, even to me. LOOOL