Alpha Blondy

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  1. Abtigiis;898784 wrote: B But Fozia's tergiversation was a hit at the scrotum of Silaanyo and the secession cause. The hurt felt was dual. LOL@AT, in 1993 silaanyo received a vasectomy! its irrelevant whether fozia haji adam's opportunistic move down south will affect the fertility of somaliland. LOOOOOOOL.
  2. blessed evenings of the highest regards to all the akhyarta wherever you may be.......... i see that this thread is widely viewed but i'm worried by the lack of comments in recent weeks. anyways.....it was a jeudi soir tonight and i went to see a very good friend of mine. he's really special to me and we've know each other a long time. in fact, the last time i saw him was January 2012. its important we pay each other visits every so often and ensure we keep communication at all times. i trust him and really value his friendship.
  3. xiinfaniin;898763 wrote: EDIT: it is reassuring Alpha's initial exuberance has ran its course , he is no longer in the game---typical fate when the kids play men's games mirror mirror on the wall.....whose the greatest hypocrite who ever lived? well, of course....its xinny meany, not that there were any doubts about that! greatest hypocrite designate xinny meany, for years you've thought yourself a torchbearer of sorts. some claim to lead from the front but you actually believed you led from the front LOL. you thought yourself a man endowed with political acumen, a weathered political animal, if you like. laakin, when push comes to shove, we know you vote with your tribal DNA.
  4. xiin, its reassuring to know you vote along clan lines!
  5. oba hiloowlow;898547 wrote: :D :D that's funny!
  6. another war on our civil liberties and personal freedoms. NO THANKS! go fight a real war Aaliyah and co.....something that worthy of your time. plus this man Awale is making an entire mashruuc from these silly debates and demonstrations he organises LOL.
  7. generally, question which cause offensive, are those pertaining to your personal life.
  8. Alpha Blondy;898143 wrote: so, this morning, i had to get up early at 6:40. yesterday night, this young guy from las anod came to my house and made several inquiries about Suad. she's apparently on the run and comes from burao - two things which would've made her unemployable. she didn't disclose these shocking revelations to me during the interview. she's a private person and to be honest we have a good understanding of each others roles. she's seen but not heard from and i'm neither because its my house and i don't have to report to a line manager LOL. last night i asked her for the keys to the house back and i hate to admit it but i think i've lost Suad forever. walahi, she's amazing! her cooking is excellent. her cleaning is superb, my clothes colour-coordinated and she has the initiative to undertake tasks and i hardly have to speak to her, except the time she stole my addis ababa keyring and i stole it back from her LOL. but i guess all good things come to an end. there was a car outside the house she's been residing incognito for 5months now. my little maid has been taken away from me. i worry i'll sink back into depression. i think i love her. LOL. 19:30 UPDATE the poor girl has been obviously harassed and is in serious distress, apparently. she text me earlier to give her overall mood score. it was 4/10 then and its probably dropped 0.89% since and that's not impressive at all. her mother is visiting and intelligence gathered seems to suggest that Suad will be taken back to the heart of darkness, where she fled from inequality, FGM and the alluring prospects of tahriib. i'm sitting here in the house in a fairly unclean environment. earlier today when i was watering the beer, i saw what appeared to be specks of dust forming on the front door but I pretended to ignore it - fearing it will mentally destroy me. i don't know what to do! i feel so powerless! i've given myself one week before i starve, develop local habits and that ever-so-familiar body odour. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! i've had adele's someone like you on repeat all afternoon. i worry that Suad will become something without me. this is so tragic walahi.
  9. FOUND THESE ONLINE! OCT/NOV/DEC 2012 - HARGEISA CENTRAL
  10. Alpha Blondy;887501 wrote: new immigration HQ. opened last week.
  11. SL Ministry of Foriegn Affairs and International Cooperation new temporary building. a new building will be built next year inshallah.
  12. Alpha Blondy;885818 wrote: ministry of rural affairs. wall in progress. almost complete! from a different angle.
  13. quite clearly che is not ready for leadership nor the prestige that comes with being a leader. why would you declare yourself a general colonel (doesnt exisit) when you can be field marshal? its all or nothing!
  14. faheeema, please don't post on my trolls and cantarbaqash thread. i didn't like the terrible mess you've left behind. stay away!
  15. so, this morning, i had to get up early at 6:40. yesterday night, this young guy from las anod came to my house and made several inquiries about Suad. she's apparently on the run and comes from burao - two things which would've made her unemployable. she didn't disclose these shocking revelations to me during the interview. she's a private person and to be honest we have a good understanding of each others roles. she's seen but not heard from and i'm neither because its my house and i don't have to report to a line manager LOL. last night i asked her for the keys to the house back and i hate to admit it but i think i've lost Suad forever. walahi, she's amazing! her cooking is excellent. her cleaning is superb, my clothes colour-coordinated and she has the initiative to undertake tasks and i hardly have to speak to her, except the time she stole my addis ababa keyring and i stole it back from her LOL. but i guess all good things come to an end. there was a car outside the house she's been residing incognito for 5months now. my little maid has been taken away from me. i worry i'll sink back into depression. i think i love her. LOL.
  16. Alpha Blondy

    12.12.12

    al nuur (the somaliland IKEA) new online shopping site is launching today.
  17. Lady Begger 'abdi mire....??' Alpha: 'who the f is that?' Lady Begger: 'oh sorry, you look like a guy called abdi mire!' then i walked away......i could swear beggars are devising new techniques to swirl even more cash from Alpha.
  18. Abtigiis;897947 wrote: If the whites don't talk to each other, we don't have to talk to each other. If they fart, we have to fart. ... And we wonder why our girls bleach themselves!? poignant words there......they also say dhararar iyo dilo aya caad!
  19. Apophis;897901 wrote: Why did he have to sit next to XX? Just because he's Somali? I would never do that unless the other person explicitly asked for it to be so. Somalis, of the older generation, do not know or respect personal space and it appears this guy did just that. Why is the guy who wants a quiet journey seen as the odd one and the intruder is praised?? XX was in the right 100% actually i disagree, with all due respect, Apo. in the vast wilderness of the qurbaha and even more so in the low-lying country of holland, somalis are sparsely populated so as not to create the muslim ghettos and ethnic enclaves, so common to the uk, these days. in the uk, somalis are free to travel, settle, construct identities and therefore do not acknowledge each others with that 'hey, you're somali and so am i' type of greeting, any more. these usually involve a raising of the eyebrows or even a salam. in holland, somalis are a few and in between and you'd expect a friendly face from other somalis. in those golden days, before an influx of refugees sought to destroy our communitinimo and shared values, people often spoke to each other and would even go as far exchanging contact details to remain in touch. unfortunately, XX, represents a new breed of somalis who accord no value to communitinimo and its spirit. this behaviour is all too common, nowadays, unfortunately. terms like 'sorry', 'excuse me' and other such fallacies that seek to put barriers between people are frequently used by somalis in the diaspora, without regard. for them there is an expectation to conform to a set protocol or standards of behaviour. for us there is an obligation to treat others with respect, even, if, to your detriment. this is because we have clean hearts and mean no harm, even if our dealings are considered by others to be outside of the set standards. here in somaliland, sometimes you get the impression that personal space and privacy are not respected at all and when there is an intrusion to such lofty comforts, its because we're human and we move on....... in the WEST, if someone looks at you and raises an eyebrow, it might mean something all together sinister. if a WESTern person rubs their body against yours, say for instance on the busy tube, it might just be that solitude has driven them to such extents and their yearning to make contact with another human being reminds them of being alive.....or it may just mean they're perverted, because the set standards of expected behaviour, has made such physical contact, a taboo, which goes against social convention. these social conventions have become so regimented that breaking them is as alluring as electricity to a fly. in japan, senior business managers and elites are resorting to new methods to release the anguish of being gagged and conformity in how to behaviour, how to interact and how to express themselves in maintaining the social etiquette's placed upon them by society. they go to Maid Clubs to live out their fantasies of being able express themselves, to be unruly in a controlled environment and to be human. these clubs are attracting more and more members because social conventions are increasingly alienating more and more people.
  20. ^ in other words AT you look at the glass as half full! somalis lack trust and are very suspicious people.