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<cite> @Mooge said:</cite> lol@Alpha greeting only somalilanders. what about the Puntlanders and your cousins from Marka niyoow. lol. ciid mubarak to all muslims.
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<cite> @Tallaabo said:</cite> ^ The highlight of my Eid was the salaat. The rest of the day was taken by replying to and forwarding those outrageously viral but beautifully crafted Whatsapp "Eid Mubaarak" greetings :-D i received lots of whatsapp greetings too.
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An old Somalilander told me something hilarious today
Alpha Blondy replied to Holac's topic in General
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Is Djibouti trying to deploy Amisom in Somaliland?
Alpha Blondy replied to galbeedi's topic in Politics
malaaha the thousands of Bantu-noids already here are AMISOM in disguise. unlike the xamaris, we will never sell our country to the highest bidder. allow dhowr SL. Galbeedi, these conspiracies are getting out of control. please stop this nonsense. -
ciid mubariiiik akhyarta sharafta leh. waxaan halkan ka salamaya dhammaan dadweynaha reer Somaliland ee dalkii iyo daafaha dunida ku kala nool. sidoo kale waxaan halkan ka salamaya my family and friends. intaas ka dib, my eid was basic. hope yours was better. Al.
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dedicated to all those still at work this time of day!! cheers.
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Somali Poet Ladan Osman wins the 2014 Sillerman Prize
Alpha Blondy replied to Homunculus's topic in General
<cite> @Tallaabo said:</cite> YOU SHOULD READ THE BOOK FIRST BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENTS, DON'T YOU THINK? no thanks. i don't want to read this crap! every successful Somali woman has abandoned us for her own rational self-interest. their efforts are solely concentrated on insulting our beautiful culture. if they're not insulting our culture, they cease to exist. -
The last marqaan London, UK (HOL) -- As Ahmed (not his real name) walked home from his local marfish in Ealing, West London at 11.55pm last night he was in a mixed mood. As of 12am today Khat in the UK is officially banned and a class C drug. Anyone using it, selling it or supplying it will be breaking the law and would be dealt with in accordance with the seriousness of their crimes with supplying been the most serious offence which carries a 14 year prison sentence. The British Prime Minister (PM), writing exclusively for Hiiraan Online, argued that the decision to ban khat was based on the destructive social impact it has on families and society as a whole and that it was widely supported by the Somali community which had been asking for this for years. David Cameron argued that khat affected communities like the Somalis in the UK blamed the drug for “family breakdown, unemployment, and debt and crimes links to the global illicit drugs trade.” As a result of this concern his government had decided “enough was enough” and acted swiftly towards banning it. The British PM wrote that the action of banning Khat shows that his government, which is also committed to developing Somalia as a nation too and keeping it on the global agenda, “cares about, and listens to, our British Somali community.” Just before 12am this morning when the Khat ban came into legal affect Ahmed had spat out the khat into a bin near a Somali restaurant, gargled his mouth with bottled water and sat in the restaurant to contemplate the banning of the drug he had enjoyed since arriving in the UK in 1999. “This was the last mirqaan night for me because I have to stop now. I don’t agree with ban and I don’t like David Cameron but we have to obey the law,” said Ahmed who did not want his real name revealed. “I am law abiding person and I have a job I can lose if I chew khat again but some men are still in the marfish chewing and they are now criminals because it is after midnight.” Chief Constable Andy Bliss, the lead Police officer in the Khat strategy, made it clear in his exclusive statement to Hiiraan Online that “Policing efforts will focus on those individuals who choose to import, export or supply khat after the Ban is implemented.” He went on to write that: “The police approach is based on a policy of proportionate escalation. As part of this approach, the Government has introduced a Penalty Notice for Disorder (PND) as a further option for dealing with khat possession offences. This will be at the lower level fine, unlike the cannabis PND which is at the higher level. This differentiates between cannabis as a Class B drug and khat as a Class C drug.” Somali community leaders all over the UK have urged Khat users over many meetings held before the ban to obey the law and to seek support from the available and qualified agencies to help with health and social issues after the ban. On the other hand, they also pleaded with the public service providers in health, education and employment to respond to the needs of their community in a culturally sensitive way so as to ascertain the best possible outcomes for them. HOL English News Desk ------- http://www.hiiraan.com/news4/2014/Jun/55326/the_last_marqaan.aspx#sthash.anirVDpj.EaahSqK1.dpuf ----- funny article. lol
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<cite> @Libaax-Sankataabte said:</cite> The best African team is France at the moment. I'll be cheering for them. haha.
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just watched the vid. it's clear this woman is not all there. Somalida mareykanka joogta xadkay ka baxeen. lol@Waxee u egtahay in lagu xantay ‘madoowga’ ay raacday oo ay suuqa la gashay. easy on insulting her. she's someone's daughter, sister and possible mother. we shan't judge. she's probably annoyed by being judged. we ought to make dua for her.
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Three teenagers forced to leave their family, friends and homes behind learn to live in yet another hostile country. That country is the UK. 9/10.
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watching episode S04E10 of games.
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The global fear over the rise of the Khilafah! World leaders, superpowers and religious minorities are trembling at the thought of an emerging Khilafah in the Middle East, writes Reverend Frank Julian Gelli. Who is afraid of a rising Khilafah in the Middle East? Lots. Muslims like Shia, Kurds, most Sufis, sundry Arab secularist, and Arab Christians of course. All fearing their lives, women, sacred buildings and properties being treated as war loot. Western leaders too are shaking in their boots – good! A nemesis is unfolding. A sort of retributive justice, maybe of divine origins. A paying back for the 2003 illegal, unjustified aggression on Iraq. Engineered by the two scoundrels, Bush and Blair. But the roots of evil reach far back. To WWI, the catastrophic, suicidal, mad all-European conflict so many fools are enthusiastically celebrating in Britain. Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) ISIS is the Jihadist organisation that fights for a Caliphate in the Levant – actually al-Sham, a term covering Iraq, Syria, Palestine, Jordan and other swathes of Arab land. The last Caliph, the Ottoman Sultan, ruled over them till 1917. The victorious Allies artificially invented the current Middle East borders – Iraq being at the time three different Ottoman provinces or “wilayat”. Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham France and Britain arbitrarily created the countries they carved out from their conquests (the Kurds later were ferociously bombed into submission by the British – chief artificer Bomber Harries, eventually of Dresden reputation.). Britain was also responsible for the creation of Israel, the “Jewish home” in Palestine, which came out of the Balfour Declaration infamy. The Allies shared the booty. Now ISIS and other Islamists are hitting back – a resurgent Khilafah in the making. Do you dig the nemesis? Retribution, yes. It may well take the form of martyred Iraq breaking up into three parts, as my friend Dr Tim Furnish suggests. A Kurdish US-friendly north, a Sunni Caliphate in the middle and a Shia state in the south. Well, they were originally three wilayat, weren’t they? Khilafah “The Caliphate is a valid Islamic concept”, a mufti of Bosnia once declared. Historically, he was right. Politically too, perhaps. Nonetheless there were at times two or three Khilafah reigning in different areas of the Muslim world. True, many Caliphs were incompetent or worse but that cannot invalidate the idea, any more than Caligula or Nero could negate the Roman Empire. And if it is OK for former, pseudo-Christian nations to unite in something like the EU, why is it wrong for Muslim nations to merge into a Caliphate? What is sauce for the goose? The EU was established consensually, while ISIS wants to force the Caliphate violently on unwilling folks. Alas, Europe too after WWII was violently taken over by the apostles of democracy and human rights. Call it “liberation” but it was by force of arms and national borders were adjusted accordingly. No one ever took a poll in Germany, Italy, Hungary, Slovakia, Croatia and other countries asking the people whether they wanted to be “liberated”. The Axis had plenty of supporters. So the Jihadi guys, I suppose, could claim that they represent the true will, the soul of the Muslim Ummah, the community of believers. If only they weren’t so fond of slaughtering their prisoners. The West Yet, those most truly terrified of ISIS is the West and its degenerate representatives. Wholly natural. There a priori dogmas demand a strict or effective emasculation of religion. It’s real exclusion from public life, the economy, the market, the law and all the things that matter. With the Christian churches they have succeeded pretty well. Sunday morning religion or “thought for the day” threaten no one. Islam is the harder nut to crack. That religion also has its happy, well-remunerated quislings, eager to pick up the crumbs of parliamentary power and ministerial posts, jobs in the media and the like. It is crusty chaps like the Jihadis who refuse to play the democratic, establishment game. They frighten to death Cameron, Hollande, Merkel, Obumble, all that depressing gang. Indeed, they should. An extraordinary anonymous piece posted on Facebook illustrates the gap between Zeitgeist thinking and at least some Islamists. The writer lists a number of putative Shariah legal notions, like jihad, polygamy, child marriages, hudud punishments and so on. He then points out how a Muslim who was to engage in such practices is ipso facto made a criminal in the West. And he is right. Jihad, often considered like the fifth pillar of Islam, is a duty for a pious believer. But now Prime Minister David Cameron is prepared to pursue British Jihadis who are heading back home from the Levant. Pity they did not fight for a US approved and dollar-powered jihad. Osama Bin Laden and his ilk were kosher, sorry, halal heroes when they combated the evil Soviets in Afghanistan. Hypocrisy? Yes, as well as old, cynical realpolitik. Polygamy and child marriages are definitely Western untouchables. To many, as inconceivable and as loathsome as slavery. To be fair, there are Muslim jurists who hold diverse opinions on them. The anonymous fellow claims that amongst the Prophet’s companions polygamy was the rule, rather than the exception. True or not, the Qur’an has only one or at most two verses in which plural marriage is mentioned and it is more by way of permission than anything else. But Shariah law is more than the Qur’an and “Salafists” prioritise various hadiths from the Sunnah of Prophet Muhammad and customs as normative. Still, important not to tar all Muslims over with the same brush. There is a range of scholarly opinions amongst the ulama. The Caliphate boys are only one strand. Horror of the rising Khilafah engenders odd bedfellows. Iran, formerly part of an “axis of evil”, appears now, wonder of all wonders, as a potential ally in stopping ISIS & co. Of course, that will only embitter and inflame the sectarian strife running through the Middle East and the vast world of Islam: part of a plan? Will the Caliphate be reborn from its ashes, like the phoenix? ---- http://www.5pillarz.com/2014/06/23/the-global-fear-over-the-rise-of-the-khilafah/ --- interesting.....
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Somali Poet Ladan Osman wins the 2014 Sillerman Prize
Alpha Blondy replied to Homunculus's topic in General
it's no wonder they have awarded her. they will never reward alternative viewpoints. she's written a denigrating book about our culture. it's an aptly titled book as it probably suggests. although, i've yet to read this book, i'm quite sure, it'll conform to all the stereotypes about being a Black, Muslim, Woman in the west. she'd be a lot hotter, if she wore a hijab. -
The Measles outbreak might have started in the Somali community.
Alpha Blondy replied to Homunculus's topic in General
the Ebola virus was spontaneously hatched within in the Somali community, miyaa? btw, have you heard, it's got out of control in West Africa. this is very concerning. i'm tempted to watch Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman walahi. Homunculus, you're just a self-hating little doofar. how dare you attribute disgusting diseases to Somalis? you're not a medical doctor, you don't have qualified privilege to make such statements. -
reer Puntland should govern Somalia. they have had more presidents and prime ministers. they are also more aware of how embezzle deeqbixiyaasha and calaami folks money. the incumbent dowlaad haven't a clue. they have undercut the country's reputation for good governance and fiscal prudence. Puntlanders, lakinse, are not good for the broader politics of reer Somalia because of their insatiable bottomless pit sort of greed. i believe the biyomaal folks can lead the best. this Jamal guy is so simple.
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Saalax, you're making this into a great defeat in the hope of sowing further anti-Somaliland sentiments. it's not. he's a better man for tanaasuling. Somaliland is bigger than personalities. it was internal party politics and it's been resolved now. nothing further to discuss here. keep it moving. cheers. for our long term cordial relations, i suggest you cease from this pollution you continually post. i politely ask that we converge in the PMs. cheers.
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if you were a Boko Haram mujahid/islamo-nazi third-world medievalist (depending on your world-view) which of these delightful little girls, would you marry? my choice - lugwa Abuga, Rhoda John and Maryam Abubakar
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<cite> @Alpha Blondy said:</cite> Argentina v Iran LIVE. 85mins. a slow burner, this one. Messi is nowhere to be seen. Iran might just pull off a shock cawaa. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI. just brilliant. brilliant. caadi maha. pure magic.
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