Alpha Blondy

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  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i wonder how many this applies to? LOL
  2. ^ you don't know what you're talking about! do not poke your nose into the internal dynamics of my household.
  3. Xaaji Xunjuf;904009 wrote: Well Jamaal is running he is a good candidate but he doesn't quiet understand the political culture of Somaliland he needs some experience but he is a good lad. muse bixii is more experienced miyaa?
  4. juxa and apo, i can look after myself and do not need suad to bathe me in medium temperature sterilised water and assist in manually putting my clothes on etc etc etc but i'm trying to creates jobs for the local people. i'm a busy man, you see and i'd much prefer if some maid hand-washed my clothes, cooked organic fresh-smelling veggie food every day and meat on fridays. there are many like suad in hargeisa who are willing to work for me and instead of criticising me for being a lazy, spoilt man, you ought to congratulate me for the money i'm pumping into the local economy. i haven't bought a fridge,washing machine and mircowave yet but i do own an iron and ironing board. when i purchase these crap chinese made white goods/appliances, think my use for a maid will sharply decline to only 80%.....but in the meantime, i need my breakfast, packed-lunches of small nibbles,and qado based on my strict vegetarian diet at 2pm everyday.....no supper laakin. Suad's average routine 6:30 - starts work 7:30 - makes breakfast 7:59 - kisses me goodbye 8:00 - 9:30 - watches my LCD TV (i caught her twice!) 9:30 - cleans the living room, my bed room and my chill room ( home office LOL). 10:30 - buys the produce for qado 11:00 - NO IDEA 12:00 - cooks qado and cleans kitchen 1pm - makes two flasks of tea (1 black and 1 white) 1:30 - FINISH EXTRA Duties, unless otherwise stated: thursdays wash clothes from 1:30-3:30 fridays iron clothes from 1:30-2:30 . and i paid her a good salary. NOTHING ELSE WALAHI.....why y'all Complaining for marka........?
  5. 1st JAN 2013 BLOCK 10 BLOCK 11 BLOCK 12 BLOCK 13 BLOCK 14 BLOCK 15 - NEW ADDITION
  6. 1st JAN 2013 BLOCK 5 BLOCK 6 BLOCK 7 BLOCK 8 BLOCK 8.5 BLOCK 9
  7. Apophis;903934 wrote: Damn fireworks almost woke me up. And like you Alpha, I don't feel a centimetre of difference. naga da bahasha hadaba sxb.....you went to the fireworks and got a new year snog from Natalie.
  8. wyre;903944 wrote: In the beginning 2012, I've created love and when I thought It grew up and about to grow flowers, at the end of 2012, it's destroyed, So I hate 2012 when you wrote the chicks name on the paper and dropped it on the floor, so she can pick it up, perhaps the message wasn't received by your love or even worst someone destroyed the love you created on the paper.....Wyre, sxb, i know your in saudi and the creation of love is forbidden there but don't give up bro. women are a waste of time and there are more important things in life than sopping like a baby after a little heartless cruel chick.
  9. hi, its a new year but has regrettably started rather badly for Alpha. my maid Suad has finally left despite my various efforts to convince her to stay. she will be tahribbing to Djibouti with the view of finding success and glory in the yurubta dheexe and the uk. i've recently asked her why she wants to tahrib and she said anything is better than this hell-hole. mind you, this is a girl who made an epic journey of biblical proportions from las anod via burao to Hargeisa - you would've thought that was a voyage in itself but it doesn't appear to be, i'm afraid. i've been worried sick since she made the announcement after the Christmas day feast she made against her will. i had invited a few whites to celebrate Christmas at home with me and we all bought each other presents. i received much need socks and a notebook, which will no doubt come useful for the year ahead. Suad left this afternoon and i paid her salary for December in full and on time. she returned the house keys and it was a little emotional as we exchanged keys and money. I calculatingly made the slightest contact with her palm and i haven’t wash my hand since. i loved Suad very much because I was completely dependent on her. she was very nice and took great care of me. she was an excellent worker and i an excellent boss/employer. i think she loved me too but in the literally sense….like the time she bought his and hers matching rings…which I deducted from her November’s salary….70% of her salary…silly girl she was but i'd do anything to rekindle what love there was between us. at least all my clothes are watched and all the bills settled for January, thankfully. I’ve been left wondering if there was something I did to make her leave and tahrib…was it the artificial shows of authority?, the deliberately displays of Qurbo-joognimo and kibiir, the weekly one hour meetings, the constant complaints, the late night calls to ask for tea, despite two flasks of black and white tea already being made….it was my fault and i’m ashamed of myself….she’s won in the end. i never thought she’d leave me but she has…. goodbye Suad and i wish you the best of luck for the journey ahead. i pray Allah keeps you safe against the dangers that may come your way....inshallah. in your memory....Suad Something.
  10. yes! there are two now... one towards the road to gabiley and now there is a newer small village of maybe 100 people just when you pass dheenta towards berbera. the gabiley one is older, apparently.
  11. i dont hate you or Khaatumo but i'm now fully behind the somaliland cause again and that means i have to create enemies and then insult them until the hate-levels are stabilised at 97% brov....the same mind-set applies to khaatumites and they hate and call us dirty names. we really CANNOT spend our time on these silly games....our egos are so silly, sometimes ma istiri...i just want to be happy bro but i cannot achieve this because of my politics. why can't we all get along together and respect each other's little tribal enclaves......i often ask myself but we can't because our leaders commands us not too and we have to listen to their commands like children. so at the end of the day....i hate khaatumo with so much passion, despite recently joining the khaatumo cause then like the traitor Xaabsade go back to somaliland. i don't know why i hate khaatumo... i've been instructed to hate...the mere mention of khaatumo automatically triggers hate-filled tirades in me....its like i've seen the devil and the mingis of anti-khaatumo rhetorics helps to cure my madness once more.......laakin, i know i'm better than that....i will sometime in the new year organise a peace-rally and plant some beautiful tress in disputed areas so its a 'safe-zone' for those of us sick and tired of hating....as well as to have a student exchange programme between khaatumo and somaliland kids. inshallah. happy new khaatumites.
  12. Che -Guevara;903874 wrote: lool I am glad. Your Xamari credential just went up/ Xamari credentials check list for any budding xamarawi wannabe 1. gaunt 2. dark 3. sly 4. canning in the most vicious ways 5. in-sensitive 6. kind 7. humble 8. trustworthy 9. caring and emphatic to the feelings of others 10. fantastic personality to be approved by SOL's own resident xamari King Che.
  13. Taleexi;903856 wrote: Sannad wacan oo wanaagsan dhammaantiin - qofku taariikhduu isticmaalo dhib ma laha, Taleexi calendar xataa waan bilaabi karaa. The only thing people overlook is; we all are going to honor our routines and traditions on January 1st as we did on December 31st, nothing much will change ....... the only reason days and nights reciprocate is for us to account the years, months and mathematics as such we make sense on our life in terms of comparative, vertical and horizontal analysis Talex, you were right bro....walahi....nothing has appeared to have changed so far....5mins into 2013 here in hargeisa.....i did the countdown though......I feel no more different than i did last December. let's just hope you're right about khaatumo and its perilous fate.....! happy new my bros and sistas....may the new year bring you happiness and plenty more...Mashallah.
  14. Shinbir Majabe;903858 wrote: Wasmo Xun - near Dayniile Area. come on now.... that's just plain silly brovs! LOL
  15. Taleexi;903856 wrote: Sannad wacan oo wanaagsan dhammaantiin - qofku taariikhduu isticmaalo dhib ma laha, Taleexi calendar xataa waan bilaabi karaa. The only thing people overlook is; we all are going to honor our routines and traditions on January 1st as we did on December 31st, nothing much will change ....... the only reason the days and nights reciprocate is to account the years, months and mathematics as such our life makes sense in terms of comparative analysis. .... New Year is really important Talex. don't be so cynical..... its an opportunity to reflect, reevaluate and restructure your inner self...what about new year resolutions...for example....i shaved my hair my afro off earlier today in the hope of change. surely, rituals or at least the need to change should count for something maaha........?
  16. Haatu;903830 wrote: lol when the hell did I become a crazy sufi? You know we call the crazy/annoying kids in Gsa sufis you know ANd yes I like to live, go ahead and sue me. You'll fail just like AT's Ruqiya did LOL@Haatu, sue the mingis conductor for negligance? LOL
  17. ^ NO NO NO! its a little pathetic and quiet frankly unlike Alpha to be spending NYE like this.... oh God, whats happened to me over the last 6 months...why have i become anti-social!!!! 2013 better be different walahi.
  18. with just 37mins left of 2012....i'm a little sad by the way i've spent this NYE.......
  19. oba hiloowlow;903818 wrote: what are you implying son?, ^ Oba, NO! NO! NO! its not like that, i would never do or say anything that compromises our coalition.....i'm not implying anything bro.....calm down dee and please don't take things out of context and misconstrue my post to cause deliberate offense....... i was merely saying, all things been considered and statistically speaking, that is - the city has a long proximity from where your tribe settle....an NGO worker in the field, once uttered the name of that said city but i CANNOT and will NOT under any circumstances....divulge the location, its GPS mapping or the tribe which inhibits the city....i did ask for a break down of the methodologies used but was unable to obtain such.....
  20. oba hiloowlow;903815 wrote: horta i wanna visit garac lagu dhal one day sick and tired of the sensitive little trolls populating this site these days. Oba, i thought you could take a joke but quiet clearly you've taken offensive and i've been introspectively forced to edit my original post....when will somalis grow up and realise that humour and jokes are a remedies of sorts in conquering the big grey elephant making itself comfortable in our lives. anyways i'm tribeless and have asked to be excommunicated from my clan and therefore as an outsider have the right to express my opinions of such things!
  21. chubacka;903803 wrote: I don't think I have ever come across Mooge but congrats, speech, speech! No don't worry you've already made it. I agree with Khadafi, unofficial (lunatic) erm, no winner has to be Alpha. thank you for the kind words Chubacky the Wacky.....i came 3rd and have accepted the outcome of these results. thank you, anyways!
  22. LOL@seeker, 'the road of hentai' kulaaha...naga da sxb bahasha......
  23. just downgraded this thread from 5 stars to 1 star. sorry haatu...the lack of hentai clips left me no choice.
  24. Apophis;903779 wrote: What BS , LOL....the comma alone shows absolute contempt.....