Abtigiis;904710 wrote: Alpha, who needs a computer in the age of iPhones????? I am not joking. I thought the night will be great but it ended prematurely. Heading home now. On the way. I don't make up stories like your wedding, and when I do I write a disclaimer saying this is a fiction.! I am returning to work on Monday after a long vacation.Now you understand! sxb, i agree this is not a work of fiction but naga da the exaggerations and stuff......you all sat around some lame coffee shop and discussed the latest tribal appointments in the TGF and all laughed with such hauteur absurdity of how fantastic you all are.........i, suppose you needed these moments of mutual ego-massages. here's what really happened....................................... AT: you know i was a big fan of abdiqasim before it emerged he was in cahoots with the Lords Resistance Army....the mere mention of being associated that vile joseph kony truely shocks the mental prowess of the most liberally loose among us.... K; one completely agrees with that notion, simply because Abdi iley has been described as having the kony about his person too (evil laughter with an immense sense of arrogance) AT: yes! indeed.....to think a somali is capable of being used in the most transient of ways shocks....such feeble minds, the common man has... K; nothing shocks me anymore, i've just been offered a transfer from my already high income and low taxing job. UnderPeter; i'd hardly call that a job, Kenneth, i mean you're literally collecting the 'dosh' as they say in England. has the wife agreed to the transfer? Kenneth: she's in Paris shopping..... we're renewing our vowels. thankfully, too, those little prats are being educated in Winsodorms, which is literally the highest fee paying school, i could find....... AT: so much for yours, mine are home-schooled by yours truly. Kenneth and Underpeter:.....oooooh impressive stuff....(in tandem) AT: i might as welll, they could really learn from me.....i'm after all the local MENSA representatives in these arid lands. Underpeter: more coffee? AT; yes please ;1 sugar, just creating an entry in my blog! Underpeter: AT! you're still writing those saucy made-up stories? AT: i'm just blogging dee.........i've just told these sad internet freaks that i'm in a club with fancy music...... Kenneth: .........and they believe you? AT: they worship me, especially the fine islaamo! Underpeter: can you all believe its been 15 years since the last time we all had coffee together. we should get together more often. AT: i have to go home, now. i'm missing my kids.....we have our traditional sunrise MENSA challange and i havent set the question for the bonus round. bye Ken and Unders. (leaves) Underpeter: i see somethings never change....the sheer dedication of that man to his family. Kenneth; don't be ridiculous Unders, he's going to compose another saucy story, family? he's kind get their kicks from online. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Wadani;904712 wrote: A proposterous notion. Seeing that ur a fellow clansmen I shall give u respite from the soul crushing invective I had prepared for u in our mother tongue, which would surely have allieviated u of ur self-aggrandization bordering on insanity. yes! i do have the biggest ego of all. now tell me wadani.....how do you say aggrandising in af-somaliga baal? yes!, i thought so!

Wadani;904707 wrote: lol I may have come to the qurbaha at the tender age of 2, but i speak and write much better Somali than u despite ur extended stay in Somaliland. U should hang ur head low in shame. i bet my somali is 50 time better than your 'say-walahi' ebonics! LOL......

LOL@AT, the 'italian place' has wireless internet access ya? i bet you're at home and making all this up. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL......half of my extraordinary tales of biblical proportions are written from my house.

Wadani;904697 wrote: Insightful taking notes are we? young sand-digger from the qurbaha........

no! i was just reminding you.

Patrick Moore, the presenter of the sky at night, the longest running presenter in any TV series recently died. did you know that?

stop hiding behind scientific research. it means nothing to me....i'm an arts graduate and have no respect for those trained in linear thinking, approaches and methods. its all about culture, race relations, linguistics and gentrification. methodological processes, test tubes, specimens in petri-dishes and ''trail and error'' mean nothing to me. you= 1+1 = 2 Alpha = 1+1 = 2.65 you: the design of the cup Alpha: the flavour of the drink. ma fahantahay mise waan waada?

Alpha Blondy;904657 wrote: jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir! i'm up to my neck in documents. why is my jeudi soir being savagely destroyed.....screw it walahi.

LOL!

i troll forums! i'm currently working in the soy beans industry! LOL! soy sauce anyone?

NO THANKS......self control from what? control only leads to dark and deviant urges. only being a muslim and putting your life in hands of Al-mighty can lead your life in the right direction.....what is control without purpose....its mental illnesses, its a fetish, it's abuse. can we really learn from white people? they are wicked... and represent the extreme limits of humanity without control...... pedophilia is on the increase, rape is on the increase, incest is commonplace, depression is the norm, their culture is savage and wicked......and has taken a divergent path from the norm. they delusional and hyperbolic. if they think they can educate us then we say.....'NO THANKS'

Apophis;904661 wrote: By that logic, you're also nothing and everyone with no children/wife is nothing and they become something after they attain that something. I have neither kids nor a wife and I like my life and I do no think it is nothing. In fact I suspect my life will be nothing asfter kids and wife, as all I'll be doing is wait for death. In sum, we are something before and we're headed to nothing (much like the universe really). you really ought to see a clinical psychologist, Apo. i think you're sad. your life is so lifeless and lacks the same spirit....... i once possessed, before becoming lifeless and soulless - like you. i'm of the addictive personality, you see and i've weathered many a great disappointments, particularly of the lifeless and melancholic type. laakin, i know that life can sometimes produces moments of spectacles, beyond analysis and beyond mere human comprehension. i hang on to those moments because it's very easy to become purposeless and look forward to only death. these moments, i'm talking off are found through family and i learnt that lesson only recently. we are as they say 'social animals' and find all of our emotional needs fulfilled by other humans...not through money and its evils.....and certainty NOT through science. sometime, we come close to the brink, when our souls become hallow, when we up against it, when we're really inflicted by the harsh realities of life, as deju vu as the next day........LAAKIN, through mere acts of everyday reality, there are also moments of miracles, of hope and of joy. we find these in different ways........ but i sure hold these memories close to heart.....for whenever, i'm burdened, i remind myself of those memories and my humanity is restored........LOL!

jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir!

Alpha Blondy;904653 wrote: what i'd give to be a family man and to be with the trophy wife and little alphas and alphettes..........LOL naga da bahasha sxb, kulaha family, wife and kids..................you're not serious ma is tidhi?

ask yourself now baal on your wireless interconnectivity advance mobile gadget, are you really life? or are you missing your little ones and the thing that defines you more than anything else? what are you without family and especially one that you built and that looks to you for guidance? NOTHING! having said all that....you're not as important as you're making out here and one night with the lads is the MOST random un-AT like behaviour, since records begun......enjoy inaaderro but even I, a man who has been dubbed as crazy and many other things can see the insignificance of your 'look at me, i'm a hip-dad and i can do what i want to do once in a blue moon'' attitude...........again, enjoy because come tomorrow, you won't do it ever again......the guilt and doubt you'll feel tomorrow morning will devastate you. LOL what i'd give to be a family man and to be with the trophy wife and little alphas and alphettes..........LOL

Apophis;904427 wrote: War it was me sxb. Sorry for the suspense and heartache Apo, that's a little sickening, don't you think.....?

Malika;904417 wrote: . Alpha how is that similar? Stella got her grove back was about something very different to what Faheema has achieved - silly you. i know but you know me....i'd say anything to get attention, especially from Faheema. she's uber-cool, you see and reminds me of Wendy Raquel Robinson!

sxb we're family, i know. i added you a while back but it seems you haven't seen it....i'll probably assume you don't have privacy on there and was hoping to catch a glance of this mysterious lady.........LOL

AT, you still havent accepted my friends request....?

^ she's imitating stella from the famous american movie: how stella got her groove back. mashallah faheema. i still havent given Alpha's review of the year.......?

it's mentioned in a number of ayah's aaliyah. thank you for sharing.

wow wow wow this thread is educating me by the second ma is tidh/ri.........hopefully by May, i'll be ready to start writing fluently in af somaaliga. up until now, i didn't have the confidence to write but i would like to learn my mother tongue better and i want to start writing poetry.

^ car keys mate! LOOOL.

best ever afternoon to all, i got a special package via DHL....i'm going out now to pick this parcel up and it might be my new amazon kindle. lets see baal.