it has to be merca caadeey. how i would love to visit that city one day and eat some local food on the beach.

marka hore salaan sare oo qaali ah, salaan kadib sxbayaal, waxad ka jawaabtaan suaashan: what's the plural form of suaashan? LOL.....only kidding how many of you read this thread? if so, why doesn't anyone want to troll with me? i quite like this thread but i don't want to troll alone, you see!

nothing happened today.

you're cold! you're the type to avoid ruunti. go on Apo......baal ii sheeg why people do put each other down? for once in your life be honest and don't skirt around the question with one line sentences.

definitely Google Chrome mobile phones or no mobile phones

^ 1 in 1000 is like me saxib LOL..... i still possess and hold very close what i've been raised with - treat people like you'd like to be treated but WHY don't people reciprocate? WHY are people so inconsiderate?, WHY are people so negative? WHY do people take advantage of each other? WHY do people put each other down? WHY are people so fcked up? despite the arrogant-narcissistic-madman that is Alpha.....the real Alpha has built an excellent paradigm of virtue and is one of the last remaining good people of this mad world. i've been called patronising because i believe where others fail to, i see hope where it packed its bags and forsaken a long time ago, i see light where its dark - in other words, i'm as delusional and no different from the fake Alpha ...LOOOOL what is 'real' and what is 'fake' baal? these are the questions i grapple with on a daily basis. not least because my own values are shifting but rather because i've seen humanity at its worse.

mate, i see the glass as half full in my everyday 'realities' of life but the glass has already run empty as far as my hope and optimism is concerned. i also think the two are different (you in the reality but also your inner self). its the people and their egos that really hurt me the most. its their petty nature and how small their view of the wider world is. we're as individuals a mere particle but collectively we're capable of so much more. societal based values have been lost in the harsh realities of life. the world is full of broken people and as a result their cynical nature has all but made them numb. i don't want to be like this. i want to be able to make a difference and i'm already doing that even if it doesn't generate media coverage. at the end of the day, we're only in control of our lives and those closest to us and nothing more. we should use what little gravitas that remains to benefit our own self individual interests. there is no point in playing the hero and getting screwed. be kind, give to charity, live by modest means, remain humble, never underestimate anyone, trust no one, keep family close and drinking plenty of water. have no expectations of anyone. rely only on yourself and give but only what's necessary to people. keep the rest for you because you don't know when you'll need that energy. also avoid the broken-cynical-sad-opinionated people of this world as they will sap your energy and drag you down with them. cheers.

i'm NOT denying the validity of the report but we must be wry of the predisposed-bias-sentimentalist-voyeur type reporting of Ms. Laila Ali. some qurbo-joog single mother using her time in Mogisdishu to best effect.

never heard of eedo-ilmo. somali culture and more importantly the linguistics of the somali language do not honour nor place any value on women. hence why once your eedo is married or rather married off, she's more or less excluded from playing an active role in her birth tribe. in fact, from a young age, the future eedo of her brother's kids are excluded from tribal meetings nor privy to tribal secrets. they're made to feel like an 'out-sider' - an intruder offering surplus to requirements type opinions. similarly, these opinions are neither considered worthy of value nor applicable in our seeflabood-male-dominated society, in other words, women are rendered as less important and indeed TOTALLY USELESS. eedo-ilmo is perhaps, the thinking of the neo-feminists in our midst, who've ceased the day, as it were in these times of turmoil and social strife. indeed, its time to restore some pride in the female form, wider female inclusiveness and accord them the recognition they deserve. kudo to eedo-ilmo and its usage in the somali language. we love somali women, value somali women and respect somali women. well done.

since when was being from South Africa... Diaspora.......delusional ma istidh?

Narniah;905681 wrote: I didn't read all of that... But going by the title of this thread I'm assuming you are talking about some girl who likes you? Why would any sane girl fall for you is so beyond me..but do carry on alpha I don't want to ruin your moment. listen you scorned woman...., i made my virtual advances to you but you completely ignored me yeah.....i've moved on now and you might as well move on and STOP hating on my latest escapades. STOP being jealous and get on with your life. i'm not coming back. just leave me alone and stop stalking me..OKAY!. have you NO shame......don't you get it or do i have to spell it out for you.....LEAVE ME ALONE.

UPDATE: she called this morning and sent several text messages and i ignored her call/messages. she called back at 11am and we spoke for almost 20mins. aah....the conversation flowed in the most excellent ways...i sent my full apologies for not being able to make today's meeting. i've promised to see her again tomorrow. she is ok, you know. why am i being a complete prick?

i recognise so many face there.....excellent to see many of my xamari friends enjoying these in xamar caadeey. i was supposed to attend this party but chickened out at the last minutes. shame really. i would've enjoyed myself ruunti.

congratulations of the utmost regards and your deepest felt hambalyos are in order for my recent acquisition and title deeds to TWO plots or pronounced 'balood' in af-somaliga. i've now firmly attached to my motherland in purchasing these lands. Lord Baron Alpha Blondy Esquire IV invites you to the manor for the summer combined harvest and pick-nicks. excellent. LOL

Apophis;905814 wrote: Both please. Needle or pills. thanks Apo. i'm quiet glad you took one for the team there......

i'll read this tomorrow and let you know my thoughts. thanks, al.

Blackflash;905577 wrote: Pasta for sure. I eat bariis twice a month at most. Coke or Pepsi? (Corny, I know). this question has already been posted. Alpha Blondy;905518 wrote: illahey ka baqaa....cos its better than being a bloody alcoholic. coke or pepsi LOL last strike. that's it!

Blackflash;905567 wrote: Which one of the following is not like the others: Man Boy Male Alpha Blondy LOL@blackfash, what a silly question you've just asked! its Alpha Blondy. but its not a process of elimination that you're use to but a simply would you rather. please respect our cordial relations and adhere to the rules of the game....before i'm forced to take serious measures. my bossy teacher's pet-like tirades.....remind me of Jonas Savimbi, when he decided to walk off with the ball after his team was penalised for foul. LOL

thanks for the insight. dr.kenny. this one is also older than me walahi. she's like 4 years older than me. she's reached the bleak 30s, you see and i reckon she's looking to inaan ku dhex-qarxiyo. naah man! as for the stability, i'm not sure at all.

the game is now being ruined by trolling. as Chubacka's deputy in administering the game, you either play it as dictated by chubacka or i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you leave the thread. thanks, on behalf of Chubacka.

DoctorKenney;905549 wrote: What a creep. Sounds like she's desperate to get married to you you've no idea Dr. Kenny. i avoid such discussions all together but she does have child-bearing hips.

15 missed calls and 4 messages! caadi maha ma istidhi? i ought to stop ignoring her, she'll think i'm playing hard to get.

vague....but Black. Afrocentricity or black supremacy

shirt! because polo shirts are worn by chavs. chino or jeans

illahey ka baqaa....cos its better than being a bloody alcoholic. coke or pepsi LOL