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Jacaylbaro;906924 wrote: i've always confused the two. thanks for clarifying JB.
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^ This makes me angry!!!!!! ALPHA DESTROY ANWAR! LOL jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir i was involved in a serious exchange of insults with a taxi guy, earlier this evening. such a petty pathetic guy ruunti. this is the same prick who i've always tipped an extra $1. but had the audacity to ask for more when i didn't tip. this enormous sense of entitlement held by these delusional locals is another ghastly reminder of how innately selfish and conflict prone this society and its people are. i gave him an extra 4,000SLSH after his complaints reached an all time peak. despite tipping him only for punctuality, which has seriously been lacking of late, he wasn't content when i paid him the flat rate. this is after an entire session dedicated to discussing the damaged social fabric of this society. i won't take pride in the so called ''i told you so'' position taken by many, i'm afraid. it will take a lot more than this to dent my ambition for Somaliland.
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20-Year-Old Quits College, Starts ‘Uncollege’ Movement
Alpha Blondy replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
the delusions of whites go far beyond the obvious. -
somalee;906816 wrote: That's an insult to the countless young women who've been brutally gang raped. It's taboo now to walk around with a young female at night in the areas of Goljano, especially the ''laagta'' part, New Hargeysa and Cabaaye, or you'll risk the gang raping of whoever is with you irrespective of the relationship, and whatever valuable possession you may have with you will be taken. Everybody who has lived in Hargeysa long enough will attest to this. i doubt you ever lived in hargeisa and you're in NO position to make up stories.
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You're going to Somalia for the first time as an adult...
Alpha Blondy replied to Reeyo's topic in General
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Reeyo, sentimentalism ma istidhi? -
somalee;906768 wrote: That's not true. Rape is rife and ubiquitous in Somalia but it's actually underreported. It was very frightening when I found out how rampant rape is even in a relatively peaceful city like Hargeysa. Young men who are armed with knives and swords roam around the city at night robbing men and gang raping women. They're called ''dabaajiir'' by the locals and largely ignored. what nonsense!
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assumptions assumptions NG! if you're makIing them about Apo, at least make sure they're based on logics LOL!
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Oba, can you post the song where there is an intense questions between the husband and his wife over her affair after he leaves his house. in one verse; he asks her ''whose macawiis is this? its not mine?''
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oba hiloowlow;906529 wrote: AB ina adeero i feel you there aint much do in the motherland anything less than i did in the UK inaadeero. LOL
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Tommy Robinson Hates Illegal Immigrants, Becomes One
Alpha Blondy replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
WHY? because UK Border Agency flagged up his passport to the American PIRS system. why is Tommy being denied his basic rights? -
any sexy pic JB? WHAT DID YOU DELETE SXB?
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Tommy Robinson Hates Illegal Immigrants, Becomes One
Alpha Blondy replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
it's amazing how far the nanny-state PC culture of the UK will go to restrict freedom of speech. Tommy shouldn't have to use someone else's passport because of his extremist views. he should be able to express himself and still be able to travel on his British passport. -
Hi Maaddeey, its been ages since we spoke. I hope you're well and in the best of health and iman.
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i'm the only person on SOL.....this is fcked up......i need to get a 'real' life ma istidhi? i'm going to bed. farewell my friends and until next time.....i bid you the glad tidings of a better tomorrow, a tomorrow based on the common interests and collective will of our people LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. salams and bye. Al.
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She Has Expressed Her Love To Me But I Don't Love Her.
Alpha Blondy replied to Alpha Blondy's topic in General
sharma-arke451;906491 wrote: alpha i will tell you some valuable tips, ee bal iga qaado, 1-Never love before marriage, pre marital love, is a delusional magnet. It hangs men aimlessly 2- Never seduce a girl, unless your intention is sealed with marriage. 3-Never spend a penny on a pre marital girl. It will haunt your future economic well being 4-Never date online. you will be taking serious risk, that is unknown. Better the risk you know. 5-Never think material well being is the perfect mix for happy life. Money realised, happiness, is too expensive to procure. 6-Never eat alone at the hotel. many see it a privilege. Do share. kaftaan waaye maa istidhi?? ( coofla diiday ri) i was reading your matrimonial kiosk the other day and was impressed by some of your advise. THANKS! -
it was in the calaamadaha area, sxb. 34% of hargeisa's beggars live within a square mile of this area . ''Lulu'' or ''Mata Hari'' as i call her is a xamari born reer Somaliland local actress. she's helped with many ''displays of sharaf' in the past. for a thousand dollars, she could transform herself into any thing. we agreed on the plot before and run a few rehearsals for this particular performance.
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today i did the strangest thing. i was walking around downtown, when i was suddenly accosted by this old lady who looked like a beggar. she was a beggar, in fact. in the most hollywood like moment of intervention, i saved her life. you see, she hadn't eaten for two days, and was apparently in the big city. i wasn't entirely sure, of what to make of her story, as street beggars and vagabonds often prey on those with the slightest out of town look. i bought her a sandwich from a nearby street hawker and asked if she was ok. we chatted for up to almost an hour and she told me about her life story and how she was once a normal person before being accused of killing her child and being labeled a witch. i explained to the old lady that everything was going to be okay with a somewhat loud voice. i added she needn't worry no more because ''i was here to help''. for a moment i thought i saw a slight tear in her eyes, after this angelic intervention, but it was only the latter stages of the cataracts taking its effects. she'd been struggling with the condition for almost 20 years, you see. i asked about her family and she said she didn't have any left and that her husband left her after the death of their baby. and what of extended family? NOPE!...it was so sad...ruunti! i felt so sad for ''Ambaro'' and i said to her ''it's okay,i'm here now''. after i uttered this, she did shed a tear and i observed rather closely with a ''very hands-on'' way to see she really was....you could also see she was trembling and in shock. she made some prayers for me and said that my kind act of humanity restored hope in her and belief in ''something lost in these lands for generations''. i was humbled by her kind words but nonetheless pretended not to hear them. i whistled a yellow car for ''Ambaro'' and gave her 2$ in the local currency for a hospital check up. she didn't posses a mobile phone but i would've rang to check the progress of her hospital visit. people like ''Ambaro'' are all around us and i learnt a valuable lesson, in not overlooking those folks on the fringes of society's hardest to reach places. i made a small prayer for ''Ambaro'' and was surprisingly joined by a few other people on the busy street. its important we remember all those unfortunate people living in such difficult conditions. Ameen. later on in the evening, i sent ''Ambaro'', a local C-list actress $250.00 on her ZAAD for what can only be described as a ''BAFTA worthy performance'' for the 10 sharaf points i earnt from today's epic showing of public affection. LOL
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She Has Expressed Her Love To Me But I Don't Love Her.
Alpha Blondy replied to Alpha Blondy's topic in General
Showqi;906208 wrote: I think Alpha is Baagamuudo once again. waxan oo hadal ah! LOL@Showqi, i've spent the best part of a day finding out this Baagamuudo means sxb LOOOOOOOOOOL apparently it means 'unemployed'. LOL! -
its a figure of speech sxb.
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i would add 1. seeing a chick you were mad about see you at the top and she at the bottom LOL 2.going home after another miserable, long, and bad day and to be called by your best friends and y'all hit the clubs 3.that matter of realisation that you've just discovered something so obvious after all these years 4. that ''i told you so'' moment when you've been vindicated for what others failed to see and believed 5. receiving recognition for your hard work when you least expected 6. when you've sacrificed your sanity for a fruitless activity and to see it flourish forever more 7. seeing your mom given the all clear after years of hospital visits 8. seeing a friend from the past send you a random message to say hello 9. seeing someone else happy and genuinely feeling happy for them 10. when you hear a song for the first time in 5 years and it takes you back to that exact moment and the happiness you felt 12. seeing a picture for the first time in 5 years and to be taken back to that exact moment and the sorrow you felt 13. seeing your young brother and sister realise their dreams and to feel proud that you had some impact in their success 14. seeing your older brother or sister achieve something in later life that's eluded them for so long 15. coming across an old friend and despite leaving on bad terms, looking at each other with sad pity of how petty the 'fight' really was.... 16. finding loyalty where you least expected 17. making someone feel they've achieved success but you were for years the reason behind their success and never uttering a word of it until your death 18. knowing you only give 50% but knowing also when required you can give 110% random stuff. nothing related to Alpha. LOL
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^ of course they're Somali! have you lost you're mind? laakin we must also be wry of the agenda of the journalists here. who could ever forget the khat-addled thugs who mass raped in mosques in the early 1990s.....
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