Alpha Blondy;908617 wrote: walahi bilahi i'm working at 99.99 and will explode if i carry on this like......... in hindsight, this was a complete exaggeration. me work? naga daaya dee LOL

feeling slightly peckish right now. i wonder what i'll have for qado today?

Faheema.;908733 wrote: lol JB, you wish you had that now Can't wait for the weekend...IA. this wk is dragging. join the club Faheema. i'm hopeful it'll be a good week for us both.

Wadani;908671 wrote: I'd love to saaxiib, but i'm at work and plus i'm not much of a writer. Where is Abtigiis when u need him? your story lacked depth. please don't bother with that nonsense.

oba hiloowlow;908658 wrote: Oba Hiloowlow the founder of Zaad Service is one of the most inspirational business leaders living these days but do you know that his idea of creating a Xaawaalah system which is an informal value transfer system based on the performance and honor of a huge network of money brokers was rejected when he first submitted it to another company? some people even say that the papers of the project were thrown in his face!! Now he became the famous Al-Xaaji Dollar there is nothing personal in your story! where is the classic rags-to-riches journey. the Oba hiloowlowian aspect is the key and its missing from your lifestory brovs! who is oba? what does oba stand for? what defines oba? give us the insider 360 full view! LOL 123. Oba. Oba, the son of a once great witch-doctor and counsel to the beesha unuka weyne is a Swedish national. Oba was prematurely born, albeit in 5 months and 3 weeks. his life has been haunted by his nickname - 'dicis', a xamarawi, an off-short of standard Somali language, term for 'the one who is out prematurely'. Oba has that archetypal gaunt look, which the beesha is known for. his audacity in milking the swedish welfare system, the bread and butter the unuka weynes, ensured the continued flow of remitted money supported his kin's terrifying picket-stop searches in the mid 1990s. some members of Sweden's puntland community, who form a majority-minority in Gothenburg's only fadhi-ku-dirir cafe - the Blue Ocean, claim Oba's father caused the downfall of the Somali Republic. something Oba neither denies nor confirms.

Reeyo;908661 wrote: After many mishaps and jail date releases, a emotionally drained and physically beaten Alpha borrowed some money and took a Jubba flight to a country and city he has only heard off. After landing in the airport of Hargisa a new dream was born. He met his uncle, the head-chef of Maansoor hotel who presented himself as the owner and he got a job as a waiter (although he believes he is his uncle's business partner)..... LOOOOOOOOOOL what nonesense! jail? waiter? LOOOOOOOL

love is a fiction based on the sentimentality of hollywood rom-coms. i don't really have a view on it.

Wadani;908655 wrote: This deep emotional void has resulted in deep insecurities which Alpha grapples with on a daily basis, and it was these very same insecurities that led this wayward youth to fully ensconce himself in the degenerate gang subculture of inner city London. But alas, finding meaning and purpose through a life of petty crime, drugs and promiscuity proved to be a futile pursuit that could never salve his deep seated wounds; and besides Alpha always knew he was destined for something far greater than the grimey streets, run down buildings and police brutality that were the only constants in this jungle he called home....... excellent. just fantastic sxb. the notoriety, infamy and being a public figure is what love to be associated with. please continue...... a few guidelines: 1. mention a few example of success based on alpha's personal sacrifices 2. the time i was visited by what i thought to be aliens but was really a spiritual figure whose advice catapult alpha to everlasting success. 3. alpha's obsession with power, control and domination 4. the cultural critic years and alpha's profound impact on somali cultural arena. Alpha vs someone else and the intense rivalry. 5. the heartbreak i suffered to NEVER love again by that cow layla (describe her as vicious and evil) 6. the somaliland adventure and its impact on alpha. perhaps you could make some projections of the future too. do carry on sxb. i'd to see this too. LOL

Reeyo;908656 wrote: LOL ^. I think you should apply Alpha. LOOOL why do you think so?

19. Alpha Blondy. Alpha Blondy was always destined for success. from a young age he showed promise and had a knack for setting trends and a torchbearer of sorts. Alpha was born into an average working class Somali family. as a mere toddler of no more than 2 years, a civil war turned his life in a new direction. when asked of his life before the war, he doesn't know. he explained in a rare interview many years later that 'a deep emotional void exists within the inner sections of my humanity.'' the scarring of an erased memory, a memory so pertinent to alpha, has indeed come to define much of his life in later years. can someone else continue and dramatise my life a bit more than it actually is? LOL

life work balance is a foggy ideal to most, to the rest of the cynics, it just means people who are lazy and would rather take sickies. i believe in that your life and your work should be balanced.

an utter insult to the islamic faith! do these people realise the can of worms they've opened with their western-type inquisations into the private sphere of the muslim? something things are best left alone i suppose when you're eager to impress there's no limit as to how far you're willing to pry.

xabad;908582 wrote: V.S Naipaul - Among the believers is a great book Jacpher you should read it. he's a bit of controversialist.

walahi bilahi i'm working at 99.99 and will explode if i carry on this like.........

i think i've just secured a loan from the bank. will revel the intricate details later this evening. LOL

^ i'll get back to you tomorrow sxb. welcome xabad. your presence on this thread is much appreciated. thanks. good night. al.

Abwaan;908034 wrote: lol...AB, waan heshiinaynaa....I know inaadan IPad iiga baahnayne....but the thing is I want to relocate to Hargeysa Insha Allah. I hope I can reside your villa for a whikple intaan mid la mid ah ka dhisanaayo. AB waan kuu qalleeyey I didnt ask you waxaad detentia ula jeeddey....Dementia baad ula jeeddey adigaaba baxar is geliyey. Abwaan, its a shame the new government hasn't appointed you to become the ambassador of Slovakia. terribly sorry sxb, i know you had high hopes, but if our friend TARZAN, can become mayor of Mogidisho, i'm sure you can become the deputy head of civil service reform committee. the Somalia government is recruiting like hot cakes walahi and 2 of my friends have already left without notice haha. nonetheless, hargeisa beckons for you and i'm sure you'll find something out here in the abyss. i will help you relocate here as much as possible. i'm here at your services. there is already a large xamari expat community here and another xamari LOL, in the form of you, will not make heads turn sxb. there is plenty of space, well actually, too much space at the Lord Baron Alpha Blondy Esquire IV manor, and you can occupy the small room in the back, until you can build yourself a new massive house. 50% of bills await you. LOL in terms of jobs, just don't come here with high expectations and a sense of entitlement sxb. these people are vicious. i'll help you find something. you must bring me the IPAD X2 laakin and some holland and barretts supplements. i will send the long list nearer the time of your arrival. as for the detentia, my laptop isn't so sophisticated with its spellings but i bet an IPAD will have quickly found the mistake. dementia was the correct spelling sxb. LOL

LOL@ sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hanifa Mosque (lowers gaze) that's a shame ruunti......i was hoping you'd get my number. who knows how many maxraams (secret services agents like mossads LOL) would be listening to keep us away from devilish whispers.

Nin-Yaaban;908048 wrote: Buugii ugu horeeyey oo aan akhriyo wuxuu ahaa...Somali. Englishka akhrintiisa waxaan kubilaabay Nairobi, Kenya. FLIGHT 13 generation miya sxb? LOL

Juxa;908033 wrote: Kheyrka baa soo daaha. Enjoy your own company, being single is the best time and place for self discovery taa naga daa oo and find me one of those 'independent-city-slicker-starbucks-drinking-BAND-B-earning-xalimos who think they're TOO GOOD for somali men. there are a million of unmarried successful somali women who would just love to smother me with LOVE.....! Age: 18-26 SIze: equal opportunity employer Complexison: dark chocolate. NO casaans. Personality: shy at first but a tigeress later on. MUST NEVER undermine me esp in PUBLIC. Tribe: Xamarawi - preferably beesha unuka weyne Accent: Xamarawi (Somali) - British/Canadian English (English) - preferable third language NOT ARABIC!!! Education: irrelevant but will consider anything less than a masters. Assets: Not important. we can SHARE my stuff. she must bring herself ONLY. Left/Right Hand: Left - opposites attract somaha? LOL Islamic sect - Moderate LOL Turn-on's - cleanliness. cooks excellent food. choco chanel No.5, 2 yrs experience in shukansi talk Turn-off's - lazy, lacks ambitions, unpredictable and lacks femininity. i'm on standby with 100 grams of gold for the mehr. i'll wait. thanks juxa Al.

Aaliyyah;908030 wrote: ^ LOL.... You just came across a bit paranoid when you said " I never Sol via mobile" the key word being "never"... But, if you want to share your number with your SOL family. By all means go for it i've sent you a PM with my number including calling code (+252 2.......) for ease of reference. if my message is too crude, perhaps you can consult your local imam at abu hanifa islamic centre for advise. i'm so glad you consider me a close family member walal macaan. i remember just a few years i was calling for genocide against your people and i have to say i was very impressive by your joan of arc epic attacks against me. LOL i never SOL on mobile cos its difficult b. mobile phones have a function and we shouldnt get our priorities mixed up...okay. also in this advanced communication age, we ought to be careful about the big brother (SOL) and western govts trailing our activities....jihad jane! LOL i SOL aaliyah.

Aaliyyah;908008 wrote: scroll up walaal. For a min I thought you were afraid that Sol will find ur nmber n give u a call lmao if you want my number just ask dee walal macaan. LMAO!

^ thank you Abwaan! you're a close and personal friend of the highest calibre. LOL waar meesha waan ku dhintay ninyahow. its almost saddex sanadod now. saddex sanadod oo xadhig/xarig ah sxb. i don't work for an NGO. i'm a business man. i'll probably be back in north london soon and maybe you can give me your IPAD when the IPAD X2 comes out next week....! LOOOOOOOL

abwaan;908019 wrote: :apo, i sol on pc, laptop and ipad. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you just call me Apo? for our cordial relations, i would seriously advise you to edit that. you're suffering from detentia ma istidhi Abwaan?

Abwaan;908018 wrote: Aamiin Nin-Yaaban, that is an Ipad though, not a mobile phone. is there an app that makes it easier for old folks like you to use the IPAD? LOL