Alpha Blondy

Nomad
  • Content Count

    11,284
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    22

Everything posted by Alpha Blondy

  1. Apophis;908859 wrote: I salute your courage Oba. You've always came across as a jesus type character i.e you are willing to cross societal borders for the sake of justice. I've always identified myself, first and foremost, as someone from Mogadishu. It is my city, despite what the clannist say. em...em...do you think i can claim Mogadishu too?
  2. of course i do. where do you think the unuka sub clan get their name. the town is abdaal. its xamar version is different. LOOOOL
  3. NGONGE;908843 wrote: ^^ It's an interesting topic that is being spoilt by Alpha. NG, i didnt mean to spoil your topic inaadeero. why are you posting this in arabic and excluding those of us who've memorised the quran via cassettes. you wouldnt like it, if i posted, in french. now? you needn't because this type of snobbery is common among the golden generation of ciyaal carabs. well, you guys don't hold the cards anymore. arabised somalis don't even count as diaspora anymore.
  4. the writing above resembles bird droppings. i couldn't care less what it means nor do i need to know what it means. the history of the arab coloniser is well known. they make the white american coloniser look like a poodle.
  5. the unuka shall forever reign as the overlords of xamar. LOL
  6. expect world war 3. with the unuka out of the way, the strategic capital of xamar has more or less gone to the dogs. can we ever establish peace there if we open our doors to all sorts. Oba, you've made a mistake and i'm glad your phony pathetic apology doesn't represent the reality on the ground. i'll be launching iron X iron Somali coalition, if anything! LOOOOOOOOOL
  7. the art of delegating tasks is one of the keys to success. practice this art and you'll soon find yourself less stressed and more capable of concentrating your energies on more important things. how, then, do you reward those you delegate too? a mere thank you isn't gonna cut the cake, you know! your thoughts are most welcomed. cheers, Al.
  8. NGONGE;908825 wrote: They don't do it as often as others do but I've come across the phrase from many people in the past. Even worse, some use it so much that an aunt would forget and refer to her nephew as walaal macan or a mother to her son, etc. Of course, and as Alpha would say, the phrase is uuuf . do you remember when the criminal silaanyo lost the plot. he got together the media and called faisal uuuf! LOL
  9. arabs are the worst type of colonisers. they eat away at your brain. these arabised slaves can't even count up to their 5th grandfather and they have the nerve to bother you at Dubai airport. uskag fooqal uskag.
  10. NGONGE;908801 wrote: ^^ I didn't, YOU did with your "what are you doing this weekend" questions. Lakin waa axmaq and it took him several minutes to get it and come back at you "walaal macaan" (an ugly ugly expression). :D i could swear NG and Faheema are married in real life or something. why are always blocking my advances sxb. i would've already finished this mashruuc but you're getting in the way. @Faheema - i'm gonna make you a neo-soul CD mix. classic stuff, you know. LOL @NG - better than naya? isn't that what you reer burao call your women.
  11. Jacaylbaro;908795 wrote: I thought Alpha had some green friends ,,, what happened niyow ? LOL@JB, i've left the GREEN world behind. i've some BLUE Friends too. inside jokes are amazing ma istidhi?
  12. legend of zu, ^ the lofty issues of the west never cease to surprise me, these days. thank Allah and be grateful.
  13. Juxa;908782 wrote: hahahahahahha, i dont have time to backbite, i say whatever i want to say in your face, and i say waryaa you dont need to be alone or friendliness. the discussion was network of people in my field, enter your lovely sibling,i never made a secret how much i like your sister and wanted to work with her, enter i know that family they are my qaraabo. now say alhamdulilah from hailing from such nice people. why are you discussing my family on a public forum? how dare you? the next time i see you on the underground - i'm gonna push you down the escalator, i swear. LOL@Juxa, are you now saying we related too? what am i going to do with all these older married women of SOL? caadi maha!
  14. Faheema.;908783 wrote: Now why would you want a 'mad delusional woman' to show you around? I would fear fo your safety if I were you. i would too. LOL this is the internet so i could write whatever i want ma fahantahay walal macan? anyways, i'm already seeing someone and its quite serious. i might be getting married soon too. you're basically a flirt and i reckon you'd be impressed by the offline, friendly, sociable, hopeful al. but that's for the real world. you, on the other hand, are for the online world. actually, i prefer the online world to the real world. LOL
  15. N.O.R.F;908774 wrote: Juxa, white goods = fridge, washing machine, cooker (even if they're not white ) brovs, i'll be having some work done in my kitchen too. i'm thinking DFS!
  16. you're a mad delusional woman marka dee. enjoy. i'll be going on leave soon and might stop by dubai. perhaps you'd like to show me around the town? that is, unless, of course, you're already seeing someone other than yourself? LOOL
  17. Faheema.;908775 wrote: I so do with a break right now lol a break for two, perhaps? LOL
  18. juxa. certainly i'm grateful for your defence of my honour. this is appreciated. laakin, know this - i'm not in the least bit bothered by NGONGE's assertions. in fact, i care very little what people think of me. i posses great confidence in my ability to be alone and friendless. you do release backbiting is haram? in one surat it speaks of backbiting being similar to eating the flesh of a human being. what were the major themes of the discussion?
  19. Alpha Blondy;908768 wrote: LOL@Juxa, i've never had any friends. what is this 'family friend' you speak off? i repeat!
  20. Juxa;908764 wrote: Leave Alpha alone, i met childhood family friend of his recently...... he is a sweetie ( i hope that does not kill his rep) LOL@Juxa, i've never had any friends. what is 'family friend' you speak off?
  21. lol@NG, you've earnt no brownie points for the lame joke. well done sxb. CLAP CLAP what do you have planned for the wkd? 1. shopping at ASDA 2. tuittion for the kids 3. khat session with the boys 4. primetime saturday TV your life is so basic, i swear. its a tragedy waiting to happen ma istidhi? at least i'm not pretentious and fake. NO plans for me. and NO friends for me too. i will spend another weekend alone but my work and SOL will keep me busy. last weekend was rather sad and i felt alone and it wasn't nice.
  22. ^ weekends are the same for me. i'll probably be working. what's the point of the weekend when you have no plans and no friends.
  23. blame it on the diaspora miyaa? cultural inappropriateness....blame the diaspora unIslamic behaviour.......blame the diaspora high inflation.....blame the diaspora income disparity......blame the diaspora