Naxar Nugaaleed;911211 wrote: All three of them, even though Bilal looks little bit a bit ________? a) too black b) odd c) strange d) Somali

Apophis;911194 wrote: You should take up bird watching sxb, I tried once but I couldn't stop thinking of KFC every time I saw one, bird that is. i got better things to do. LOL but its also too outdoorsy, you know...? have you seen that movie with jack black and owen wilson about bird watching? not really my kind of movie but watched on a plane last year.

Alpha Blondy;910937 wrote: i feel like an american eagle today. what could this possibly mean? LOOL@Alpha, so today i went out to the miyaa. i found this birdy on top of a tree and took a picture of it. i had no idea i would encounter a bird today. my ealier predication was spot-on LOOOOL

thanks bro. i'd like to but i need to do further research before investing time into this series. how has it changed your life. perhaps you could provide a few examples. i'm really in really need of re-learning my islam.

N.O.R.F;911146 wrote: Are you refering to Bilaal and Waxshi? whose playing waxshi? don't tell me its an arab with make-up.

oba hiloowlow;911093 wrote: Thank you for your honest Advice mudane Al and what in god's name is dhuxa laafta? Oba, i'm always here for you my brother. if you need further advice please do not hesitate to contact me.

dhuuxa lafta=bone marrow.

i prefer watching musalsalka Caasi.

Oba, if you own only one pair of trousers, watch it at night, iron it the morning and wear it in the morning. if it gets dirty on that same day, repeat the same process. if you don't have face cream. use the oil in the dhuxa laafta, if need. what i'm trying to say is....personal appearance are important and integral to your life.

^ i would've though ashraf. LOL are you able to skype sometime this week?

^ arent PL and O different labels of the house D?

i feel like an american eagle today. what could this possibly mean?

Apophis;910835 wrote: You two should hook up. You have a lot in common. Reeyo, meet Alpha your future husband and Alpha, meet Reeyo, your future wife. Let the shukansi commence thanks Apo. really appreciate the introduction. hi reeyo, pleased to meet you hunno. hopefully we'll get to know each other in time. i look forward to further discussions. i'm off to sleep. work tomorrow. good night y'all. LOL!

excellent thread. my night was excellent. i watched two movies. and SOL'ed.

Reeyo;910832 wrote: I completely disapprove of 'dhaqan celis' and personally feel it is an insult to Somali/land. Alpha if you give me your family's connect details I will personally report them to the authorities and claim 'kidnap'. This s.tupid act needs to stop. People need to deal with their troublesome relatives rather them dump in another country. Bloody i.diots. in case you're calling me 'dhaqan celis', you might as well rethink that now. i'm post-diaspora. this means i've completed the integration cycle. 3yearly SL full residence visa and 10 baloods to my name have been my saving grace, until now. anyways, i had to leave the UK because a 20,000.00GBP bounty was put on my head. i can't go back now but i still receive my drug empire's dirty dosh' via dahabshiil. LOL@if you give me your family's connect details I will personally report them to the authorities and claim 'kidnap' stay away from my family, you hear!

good evening to all, i spoke to my family in the UK. they were well. it was nice to say hi and catch-up on 'family business', albeit very briefly for 5mins. family is important. make sure you keep good regular contact with yours. i know i won't keep these regular contacts anymore. they bloody call everyday and i swear its like they're checking to see whether i'm still alive or something to that effect. i'll be making enquiries to the local telecoms provider, to see if i could just permanently bar their number. who cares if my brother is not feeling well? or if my sister is unemployed and had a mental breakdown LOL. i didn't ask to be part of their ''closely-knit-lets-all-pretend ''familism'', hence why i left as soon as i was able to. why didn't they renew my bloody return ticket, if they wanted to make themselves useful, for example. do you know how expensive these tickets are? instead every person who visits somaliland is bringing me little gifts wrapped in expensive water-marked ethical free-trade paper from my family. just last week, i received D&G expensive shirt and French connection glasses. apparently, there are more goods on the way too. IPAD and 'dr.dre headphones' were mentioned earlier today. why can't they respect my disdain for consumerist type delusions. what use are these products anyways, i'm in Africa for goodness sakes!

Apophis;910804 wrote: My pseudo-intellectual days are behind me and I do not understand a word you have said so please, would you kindly discount me from such weighty considerations in the future. From now on, consider me a regular "bucktooth joe" pleb of SOL. LOL@Apo, naga daa bahasha sxb.

Reeyo;910812 wrote: Alpha are you telling me you're mentally retard and like to stroke 'soft' things which eventually results in you killing people? that is assuming you fall within in this 'soft' category?

couple of crucial rules for me. 1. no public shows of affection 2. no lovey-dovey fake BS text messages 3.50/50 for all meals.

Reeyo;910800 wrote: ^ You're weird. let's just say your lucky it wasn't me just standing there and observing you from afar. do you remember Lenny from Of Men and Mice? YES!

^actually, wadani, i'm in talks with a local TV channel about a late night current affairs discussion talkshow. its in english. Tonight with Alpha Blondy or something like that. Nin-Yaaban;910733 wrote: Alpha, sxb, ur Somalinimo card has been revoked. How could you live in Hargeisa and not speak the blessed language? LoL even in ur videos, I don't remember u speaking Somali. Smh. ninyahow, waan yaaban ahay dee....ruunti. i speak excellent somali but i'm struggling with the writing. i've been reading the newspapers and websites but i can't seem to absorb this. give me 5th century Bulgarian literature any day sxb.

Apophis;910789 wrote: Good god Reeyo, the guy was puzzled by your odd behaviour not your Somaliness; maybe he thought there was bee in the car and you were fighting it LOL@Apo, those attempts to help the damsel in distress are the perfect opportunities to grab a bit of this and touch a bit of that. i heard a story of a woman possessed by evil spirits in the most terrible ways and how she'd 'rolled' across the floor of majilis and how the guys were literally fighting each other to grab a bit of this and that. LOOOOOOOOOL. interestingly, in the liberal media and hollywood movie machinery, the blacks are portrayed as opportunistic rapists on the 'hunt' for a piece of meat. the victim is never someone important's wife or daughter from suburbia but a crack-head drug addict prostitute. once again demonstrating the low value ascribed to blacks and the even lower status and profile of their 'victim'. she probably owed money.

Reeyo;910759 wrote: Nice read ^. I had an awkward moment today with a fellow stranger, who happen to be a Somali. There I was waiting stuck in traffic (caused by the darned white stuff!) listening to some killing tones and of cause doing what I usually do in the privacy of my own car. Singing, bobing my head and doing my lame *** moves to bypass the time. And all this time a creepy looking Somali guy was standing at a bus watching me. He didn't even look away when I caught him looking. We exchanged a long suspicious look and I drove off. Always love exchanging them looks with my fellow Somali people. It's always exciting seeing another Somali. couple of questions about this sensational story. 1. what songs were you listening to; 2. this somali ''creep-like-creature''. did you at any moment think he'll do something horrible to you? interestingly, the liberal media and hollywood movie machinery have been instilling these fear-mongering projects of black men for years. had you experience being different if he was a white and would you have felt 'safer'? 3. how long were these glances you shared with the somali 'creep-like-creature' and did you at any time during these glances present yourself in a manner that might hint towards something all together 'suggestive'?

Wadani;910764 wrote: Why is it pathetic? You may be projecting your own issues with clan on to us, but some of us are healthy enough to discuss clans with out it devolving in to primitve chest beating and skull cracking. yes. i agree. its the big grey elephant in the room. discuss it and laugh at it.

of course there is! what a silly question to ask. reer somaliland - yellow teeth, with a somewhat disproportional nose to mouth ratio. reer puntland - have you seen abdulahi yusuf (A.U.N) well....minus the timo jilic hair! imagine aboriginal LOOOOOL reer unuka - gaunt, dark with a i'm-auditioning-for-blackhawk-down typical look. the term skinnies on the roof refer to them. apparently, during the great bantu migration 4billion years ago, their DNA developed a taste for blood. reer shaartiguuded - all look the same. 0.5 minorities - whose a minority horta? the O'Reillys - a wild savage yeti but with only bigger feet. the dumber one of dumb and dumber. goofy teeth. I LOVE ALL MY SOMALI PEOPLE. BLESS.