Apophis;912425 wrote: Just remember you're chatting with an insane man Qansax. look what the cat's dragged in...... oh look its my former friend Apo. my former ally of the once powerful APAB coalition. you're so sour these days and my recent PM to you and your subsequent response regarding the general welfare and well-being of your cat, were very much 'bitter' too. GTFOH sxb.

*Blessed;912414 wrote: Haha Wadani, Illahay waxaan kaaga baryaa inuu inan sidaa wax u aragta kula kulmiyo. You sure need the duco i was the 'blessed one' for so long. i liked being your little monkey and dancing to your tunes. something happened along the way and you felt out of favour with Alpha by never responding back to his reactionary comments. the likes of Wadani with their here-today-gone-tomorrow nonsense shouldn't be granted a blessed status, no never. oh dearest blessed, why have you forsaken me? the annals of history will forever attest to this neglect of the worst kind. wadani, sxb, isku xishood and don't lose my friendship over your 'cahootings' with the oracle that is *Blessed.

QansaxMeygaag;912398 wrote: Thanks Alpha, I feel welcome. I once went to Goteborg and our guest was very intent on making us feel welcome and directly translated Sverige to English and ended up "hotly" welcoming us. Nonetheless, after the collective guffaw, we appreciated the spirit and the warmth of the "you are hotly welcome to Goteborg" that came our as his welcome address. You will hear from me no doubt, I might need some pointers and a bit of an initiation though - no mingis though or uunsi or some exorcist wielding a drum and a stick! LOOOOL@Qansax, all that effort to welcome you guys. if there is one thing i'd give to the whites; its their politically correct attempts to accommodate you. all that equal opportunities diversity nonsense drilled into them at the workplace has seemingly permeated into their households too. i was once invited to a dinner party. i bought them a bottle of white wine and a bunch flowers for the wife, as was the custom or so i thought...... she was informed of my 'islamic' background before my arrival and went out of her way to accommodate me. on several occasions, she'd mentioned the food was 'halal' and asked several times i was feeling 'fine' LOOOOOOOL. i reckon she had the hots for me though. post whatever you like sxb. no limits, restrictions and the like here in Alpha's enclave. i would only advise against anything that deliberately seeks to offend of my incredible larger than life massive ego.

underdog;912390 wrote: LOL all this reminds me of the good old days LOL@Unders, the good days are behinds us. now, its a free for all. LOL

Wadani;912382 wrote: Woman have an innate built-in desire to be dominated by a man who exhudes masculinity, as has been proven by evolutionary psychobiology and observations of everday social phenomena. Y do u think even good girls swoon for the protypical 'bad boy'. The notions of a dominant man and a submissive women have become tainted and laden with negative connotations as a result of the relentless propagation of militant feminist hogwash for the past couple of decades. A happy home is one in which the man is the leader and his woman his sidekick. The advice being peddled in this article relegates the man to a position no better than a subordinate servant, whose sole purpose is to cater to the whimsical desires of the insatiable female apetite for selfish pleasures. excellent. just excellent.

Qansax, let me take this opportunity to send you my glad tidings and greetings of the highest regards. welcome to this thread sxb. i made this thread to rival the usual trolls sheeko and shaah thread. you see, that thread is populated by a bunch of pathetic fools. they have formed groupies and seem to endlessly discuss the irrelevant everyday ''harsh realities of life'' like their shitty work, home life and weather and you can't get a word in there. i only go on there when the legendary Faheema, the somali Angela Bassett and the hottest 40-something year old cougar, since Cilla Black, comes on there. she made a famous special guest apparence here once, and you should have seen the smile on my face. similarly, this thread was made for Alpha's daily rantings on various discussions, with a particular emphasis on those revolving around the everyday ''harsh realities of life''. with the exception of Alpha, Coofle, Nin-Yaban, inaadeero arafat, Oba, Wadani and perhaps the ADMINS and MODS, no-one appreciates its quality. Apo, was my regular trolls friend for a while but hardly comes on here, anymore. he's got unresolved issues with me. i hope, you too, will become a regular troller here and share with Alpha, your eccentricities, experiences and views of this world and life. welcome sxb. this is your house. feel free to comment as and indeed when you feel. Al.

Wadani;912362 wrote: lool@dixon projects. Ilaahay igama dhigin ciyaalo Dixon. Have been to Toronto Alpha? i haven't been to north america yet. i'm looking at ATL as a potential home, in a few years laakin. i'm aware of the situation in tdot though.

QansaxMeygaag;912361 wrote: Thanks Wadani - much appreciated bro. My motto in life is "please let's talk about it"! in that case, you ought to make the occasional guest appearances on my trolls thread. http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/67859-Alpha-s-Troll-and-Cantarbaqash-Corner-LOL

Wadani;912355 wrote: Qansax, I like how u manage to respond or comment on everyones posts. U really engage watever topic is being discussed. Kudos. and maybe i also take this opportunity to congratulate you, Wadani of Dixion Projects. your positive vibe and constructive comments and feedback on most topics are exemplary. you're exactly what this forum needs. thank you sxb and kudus to your efforts too. excellent.

nuune;912338 wrote: Horrible article, terrible would be the best word to describe. Just the time this article was written, I was in Dubai & Abu Dhabi, and passing by any money transfer branches crowded by Asians sending money to their country, what are they sending anyway, SAND according to the article, yes, sand. like those self-appointed-universalist-white apologists whose chronic paternalism has completely neutered and emasculated blacks the world over, these self-serving individuals, of which no doubt, mr.hari is first among equals, now want to tell us how we ought to live our lives. they use these human rights and Millenium Development Goals compliant mantras and fear-mongering tactics to shoo away any potential investment. they'd rather we are wholly dependent on them. NO THANKS.

Wadani;912318 wrote: Alpha, though I do usually agree with ur criticisms of the West, ur overreaching in this case.There is no comparision between how the social underclasses in the Dubai compared to the West. As the article accurately portrays these migrant workers are nothing but indentured slaves . as opposed to the tens of thousands black and ethnics denied the opportunity to proposer in the workplace? i take it, you're not familiar with, the glass-ceiling phenomena....? look at London's ethnic segmentation of the labour market and you'll soon realise all the blue-collar minimum wage jobs are reserved for blacks and ethnics, particularly those still considered worthy of working and within the fold. the open-door policy of the EU and the recent influx of eastern europeans with their 'cheaper by the dozen' mantras has completely relegated many blacks and ethnics to the back of the pecking order. you speak of indentured slaves but what is life without any employment? people are leaving and i welcome this.

N.O.R.F;912324 wrote: The probelm with the west is that it is difficult for them to understand how an Arab city could be more developed than their cities. +100

Reeyo;912315 wrote: Did you read the article? Johann Hari is a great writer. So dry yet humorous. this man is a plagiariser and epitomises the liberal media's PC culture crusade. NO THANKS!

one needn't reply back to these sensationalist, ethno-centric and divorced from reality social experiments. what's needed are more of these rapidly increasing 'professional-city-slicker-post-modernist-empowered-black-female get togethers. the famous american movie ''Waiting To Exhale'' was perhaps, a precursor and a sign of things to come, but let's not kid ourselves into thinking the black man can be domesticated. theblack man must reign supreme for there to be a happy household.

the different dubais, the aesthetics of its buildings, social underbelly within etc etc....... what about the depraved nature of cities in the west.....with their decadence, their gated communities, their ethnic enclave ghettos that ''revanchist'' white-pop-collar-nouveau riche-neo-intelligentsia gentrifiers seek to destroy, the subterranean evils that lurk within.... please isku xishood and see things for what they are! ma fahantahay?

what nonsense! the west is at it again......its not impressing anyone, laakin.

friday's are movie night. i'm browsing the hard-drives to watch something interesting. i'm tempted to watch the constant gardener but really feeling like a repeat of boyz n the hood........decide, decisions, decisionings!

nuune;912292 wrote: Serenity , Bermuda Triangle in Somali translation: Salka-Xagarka Barmooda , inaad halkaa u guurtey baan u heestay Nuune, i've heard this expression several times. i wonder how english idioms came into the somali language? what do you think it means?

i'm REALLY annoyed right now. i'm in absolute shock. several things have happened today which have caused me serious anger. 1. a small baby snake was found in my house earlier this evening. it was about 10cm in length and was still alive. my worry is now predicated on the prospect there could be more snakes lurking within the house. and more worryingly, perhaps, its parents are not very far away. 2. this chick who has an obsession with me is telling everyone she's in love with me. i don't love her and habour NO such emotional fallacies for her. i'm angry that she could do this! i've told her in PLAIN AF-SOMAALI, that i don't want to be in a relationship with her. she thinks by baking me cake and carry stuff for me when i carry my stuff, she could somehow express her love in these little gestures. this is BS and i'm absolutely livid she's telling people these things. silly woman. love must have a different meaning here in the abyss...ma istidhi? 3. the new maid, still on probation, left my front door open today. i hardly get to go out because of silly things like this happening. maybe this is how the snake got in. she's been given a verbal warning.

Apophis;912266 wrote: Should we be taking marital advice from emasculated white men? I say no we shouldn't. +100

Xaaji Xunjuf;912018 wrote: huurale cali jamac iyo huluq dameer ba leh lol Cali jamac haabil from berbera thats the name you are looking for , he was a very tall man and he always liked to swim at batalaale , maalin bay basaasinti ina cabdalle xassan so khaawiseen lol yes! this is the story i was recently told by the tolk's committee for propagation and indoctrination. XX, you are a somali cultural hero. you could so easily appear on tixmaal. your knowledge of all things somali is excellent. hambalyo!

Xaaji Xunjuf;912007 wrote: Alpha i forgot they have some tall cases like ina Bisad but its a bit to extreme:D there was a famous reer berbera dude once whose poems were legendary (Jamac something). this man represented a great threat to Sayid Maxamed Cabdille Xasan. the sayid sent an envoy on a mission to find out more about this interesting man. the man reported the following. 1. when he urinated he made a powerful impact on the sand. 2. he had very big teeth and his teeth were a clay sort of colour. the sayid made a poem about this dude but i can't write it in af-somaliga. perhaps you're familiar with this tale.

^ wadani, our DNA goes back centuries undiluted. i can't say that about y'all. every reer berbera is dark and vertically challenged. i can attest to that.

Xaaji Xunjuf;912002 wrote: Reer berbera are skinny short with hawk noses but very dark skin no nappy hair soft hair most of them. 89% correct.

Xaaji Xunjuf;911999 wrote: Berbera Look reer berbera look. excellent.