Aaliyyah;912746 wrote: I dnt do ifs..ifs waa camalu sheydaan. Laakin if I work hard I hope to be paid at least 150k annyally . And then I wont be feeling rich persay but content and self suffient. sister aaliyaah of abu hafsa mosque (lowers gaze) how much does your local mosque make from jummah collections?

are you able to give me $10k? with 60% return? lets PM eh?

were there ever professional sports clubs/associations in the old xamar horta?

Waranle_Warrior;912693 wrote: Nin Yaaban, I'm not rich Indian waryaa, of course you will, when you are cleaning it and taking out for washing. i reckon you're rich. so rich, infact, you make most people look poor. ma ruunba? i recently heard in the Istanbul conference on the somaliland/somalia talks, a super rich group of somalis were invited to take part in the discussions. about 34 of the richest somalis around the world converged on mass to Istanbul. 2 were from northern clans (1 awdal/1 burao), the other 32 were from xamar. interesting, i thought.

nuune;912655 wrote: That is your salary for the whole year in Somaliland, at least you are richer than 98% of the population there. I think the better question would have being, what is your salary range per year, then we can automatically see what Solers do earn, though many would write higher salary than what they earn. Anyway, I know a guy who is rich according to you guys, lets say he has 500+ million Euros, and I meet him sometimes, he simply wants to double that figure or triple it, how he gona do that, he has no idea, so he asks me for ideas and other stuff, I told him, buck off, but at least it is good meeting him and having coffee with him, I pay for the coffee by the way before he pulls out his wallet, and he looks at my eyes, what are you doing! i'll remind you again Nuune, i'm only coming to the third year of my professional/entrepreneurial life so far. in my first job here in hargeisa, i earnt a small salary a month but when you include accommodation and expenses, i earnt a decent income per month and lived comfortably. i then found a better paid job as a consultant. i'm also a business man heavily involved in the soy beans industry. as a public relations undergraduate, i've been able to capitalise on the huge gaps in the market. through all these combined efforts, i've been able to purchase several plots of land, refurnish my family house, although i've still got the kitchen to do. not to mention, the money i remit back to my family in the UK. i'm also involved in a hagbad at work and will collect that in march. i would like to have $10,000 to kick start a small investment. its always better to start small and then count the dosh, as it were.

STOIC;912648 wrote: You are VERY random dude...sometimes read before you hit the quick reply did you have problems comprehending what i wrote? perhaps, there was a miscommunication on my part. i was merely saying, the quran is perfect and its value is found in its meaning and not the way its read aloud. we should all strive to learn the quran to the best of our ability. i always love listening to the quran, regardless of which sheikh recites it aloud. waa bila towfiq.

Carafaat;912644 wrote: I feel most content when I have 0 money. Then I dont need feel the urge to consume, eat out, shop, buy nor make consumer choices. i agree 100%. money is evil.

i will not resort to calling you names too. as Muslims we ought to demonstrate exemplary conduct at all times. waa bila towfiq.

$10,000 only.

STOIC, the quran is the ultimate truth. its essence is in its words and not the way a sheikh caresses it with his voice. please isku xishood and be more humble. waa bila towfiq.

Showqi;912609 wrote: Alpha, please stay lay low for the next twenty years. and when the forget you can come back as a brian new Wadani:D i'm afraid the cat is already out of the bag, as it were LOL. i want to become caqil in the next year or so inshallah. my uncle is the beesha caqil already but he doesn't even have a mobile phone, doesn't have a car, doesn't wear the nice hats, macawises and expensive cumaamads the other caqils, cheif caqils, ugaas, garaads and suldans wear. i would like to replace him. he's a tribesman and i don't think he's up to the job in all honesty. i will call a large beesha meeting soon and will hopefully be selected as the new caqil. i want to revolutionise the outdated caqil system. here's what i have in mind: 1. rent a big spacious majilis to gather my clan members together. 2. ensure a consensus within the warring members of the clan. 3. set up a datebase to gather information on the beesha. 4. set up a trust fund whereby each beesha member pays up to $1 a month 5. use the trust fund to help pay blood money, business start-ups schemes, university scholarships, health and medical care etc.. 6. have regular meetings with beesha members and ensure their grievances are addressed. Caqil Alfa ina Baloonde

waar ninyahow, naga daa bahasha hadaba dee. get your money out of the hagbad and leave as soon as you can dee bro. now is the time ya showqi. by 2017, i've calculated the entire suuq will be closed to new entrants. kudos to abwaanka for leaving now, albeit in a hurry and with a let's cut corners attitude. although he's still 3 years behind me, i still send him my warmest hambalyos.

somalee;912608 wrote: Lol, that was genuine. Sorry man :-) ^, NO ONE is as genuine as Alpha ma istidhi sxb? i went home to somaliland to learn about my culture. i came, i saw, i conquered but not as i would've liked, you know. i expected to be welcomed as a hero returning from the diaspora but all i got was jealous sneers. LOL. i'm still here and still trying to learn more everyday despite all the obstacles i face. we need more people like me, you know.

^ but i've been telling people my tripe for many years now. it's just a label and doesn't mean very much to me walahi. i'm alpha not some foolish tribesman. had i known it was the custom not to reveal your tripe then i've would've at least maintained some modesty. why didn't anyone tell me about this dearest showqi? i feel a little silly for revealing my cards too early, you know.

in that case, what are you waiting for?

i suppose he's not the only one counting the money, as it were LOL. my friend recently left to join and he's got an important position. showqi, once your canadian naturalisation process is finished, i think, you too, should join.

^ Showqi, can you please disclose your tribal details? Al.

^ but its important Abwaan updates us in real time. i highly doubt his role in the Somalia govt is true anyways.

''with real Success comes modesty, the aspect of modesty which is related to the strength of one’s faith, is of greater importance. consequently, if a person has strong modesty, he/she will be ashamed to do anything displeasing.'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL on the 26th of Jan 2013.

i heard allocation was based on a slightly skewed version of the 4.5.

still no word from Abwaan?

i'm going to sleep. bye.

did you know that schizo folks see monsters, perceived within their imaginations, do doubt, when they run towards you. they are trying to safe you, apparently. its not because they are crazy and want to harm you. perspectives, perspectives, Apo.

Wadani;912444 wrote: I c I have broken one of the 48 laws of power. Never outshine the master. that, i cannot deny nor confirm.

Wadani;912430 wrote: How about a compromise. Blessed will shower me with her affections on weeknds and wednesday nights, and u can have her the rest of the week. Fair? i don't think blessed and other emancipated women folk would approve of such measures. they already want to domesticate men, for starters and here you are making unilateral decisions. let them making the decisions, young wadani. you're a little too keen to impress with your views. but Alpha is a little more seasoned and coy with his views.