underdog;913418 wrote: I checked it out, I must say you have some extensive self-celebration going on. I don't think I can endorse that. You seem much more level headed in this troll thread. Thanks for the invite but I stick with this one for now. p.s. Apophis' negativity on Africa, relatives and life in general might be contagious so I'm steering clear. this is not my thread. i'm a guest here, you see. so i must behave appropriately. in my own house, i can do whatever i want. mise adigu waaxa tahay dadka who wear shoes inside people's houses and ask to use the toilet upon entering, as recently experienced by Alpha. LOOL my invite still stands but its your lost. plus there's a height restriction my thread. Apo's only 5"2 and others are below Alpha. stay here Unders. thanks.

Juxa;913423 wrote: Ngonge this is why Alpha gets my naxariis, he is very honest, you do not see much of daacadnimo in my world hi Dearest Juxa, the annals of history will forever remain beholden to these words. history has indeed vindicated me and has been a close witness to these honest words, since 2007. down with NG's stale bread type ''jokes''.

behind a computer screen? naga daa bahasha dee. even abwaan left recently to pursue his political career. plus your politics is not impressive. at least from what i've seen...so far:D can you provide a ''political'' response as though your representing the different parties in the following scenarios. - Zimbabwean beef exports cancelled by latvia. Trade minister's media response on these EU sanctions. - Liberian opposition party officials have been implicated in a serious case of corruption. Prime ministers response on the alleged charges. - Senegalese human rights activist on Chinese polluting the environment. SEKO, local NGO's response.

^ i noticed you posted a reply to the british security warnings about somaliland on that thread. what do you make of these? i'm worried bro. i don't want to die dee sxb. what am i going to do? can you speak to silly-yan-yo for me? i don't want to be a refugee again?

^ who says Somali peninsula? this is the African century. there's 87 years left of it too. we need more African pioneers and entrepreneurs but i suppose you don't fall into either category. stay where you are bro.

underdog;913404 wrote: Then why are you over here? why did you say this about your own thread? I don't appreciate you sending me to a dead troll thread ...plus claiming it's better?!? False advertising! LOL@Unders, nah bro. its not like that. i wrote that last night to get attention. i like attention, you see. its better. the depth and coverage is better there than here.

NG, is this a case of selectively choosing your posts. have you seen this? Alpha Blondy;913375 wrote: ^ what accent does NG have? i couldn't make out the mumbo jumbo, he was mumbling, when i met you guys last year in somaliland. he looked different to what i expected. he's not so old too, you know. i reckon NG is 34ish. NO reply til now. it was only 13mins ago too. Ng, we were cool once but i don't like you anymore. your pathetic jokes are like the 3rd, 7th and 11th stale breads in a pack of 15. useless! where is the NG of yesteryear's? the NG who invented the art of trolling. the NG who'd hurl abusive diatribes but dressed them up with sophisticated elegant prose and of course the NG who always lent an attentive eye to my opportunistic tirades with excellent replies. that NG is more. LOL!

unders, come on my trolls thread. its better there.

^ judy mowatt's concrete jungle is not helping miyaa? come out here bro. ''would you rather be the slave of heaven or the king of hell.'' not my words. some Indian guy. ''in the uk i was one of a million, here in Somaliland, i'm among a million of retards'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL.

Apophis;913386 wrote: Worst first world problem just last night my water cut off. and just this morning there was no electricity for a few hours. forget sting's English man in New York with his freshly squeezed tropicana orange juice, WSJ newspaper and the bustling metropolis of multicultural settings. imagine instead - a mono-cultural setting, 3rd world water/electricity problems, manufactured caano-boodhe and shaah. its an English man in hell. LOOOOOOOOOL. at least its real, you know. i've learnt to be patient.

hi haatu, you were so shy and good mannered before. what's happened to your online persona. its wild, silly and quite frankly a little odd, these days. how can you be 18 years old? WTF. and why are so tribalistic these days? hows your part-time shaqo and being a A levels student? p.s what your sister cooking maanta? p.s.s - you're always welcome here sxb but no pink nigis BS. that was a little too weird! ma fahantahay? al.

wyre;913383 wrote: No thanks you're so rude wrye. No thanks kulaha.

Juxa;913377 wrote: feel so much better after qado alhamdulilah, i am eyeing up boxes of donuts ready to be served at 3pm for someone's birthday hi juxa, i hope you're in the best of health and iman. al.

wyre;913376 wrote: Internet has become low and expensive here in Ksa, I wonder what to do wyre, inaadeero, my maid tahribbed recently and she'll transit in KSA for a while before making it to europe. can you confirm her general welfare, health and moral are okay? you can date her if you wish, laakin send my share of the money for the wedding.

^ what accent does NG have? i couldn't make out the mumbo jumbo, he was mumbling, when i met you guys last year in somaliland. he looked different to what i expected. he's not so old too, you know. i reckon NG is 34ish.

nuune;913254 wrote: ^^ Considering you grew up at the streets of London and the market at Leicester, maxaa iga shan iyo toban is totally strange to you, that is very strange itself, your lack of exposure to anything Somali is noted, well in your teenage dayz, and now, but have you ever heard of this: - Waa danahaaga iyo howlaha maraakiibta - Siddi qurjuc khadija warsame mainly used by women, you say this with your thumb hold against your qadaad or the side of your head like you are killing an injir(lice) or qindhicil - Qalam jalam aadan faarax, used by men to replly to the qurjuc qurjuc, you say this with your left foot held up like you are taking a free-kick, once you do that, the woman who earlier said qurjuc qurjuc will run away from haraatidaada ama lugtaada kor u taagan Let me tell you the first one, it is exactly as that of maxaa iga shan iyo toban ah, but with emphasis on the person you are talking to by telling him/her, that is up to you, or it doesn't concern me at all, bal translate that into English, literal that is what I want you to do. Nuune, why have you made it your life's mission to other me and make me look like the ''caano boodhe fed qurbo kids'' . please stop these defamation. i'm very much an insider of the Somali ways, these days. i use somali maahmaah's all the time. not to mention, my knowledge of the somali culture and literature being at an all time high. - Waa danahaaga iyo howlaha maraakiibta - these are your problems and the complex nature of ships or i don't care. - Siddi qurjuc khadija warsame - ? - Qalam jalam aadan faarax - ? can you translate the following for me and perhaps provide an explanation of how they came about. - am i the crazy one or are they signing in aden - the fox who ate the family's animals, said ''a certain family, i know will never move'' - the mule that feeds with horses, think itself a horse - ina weeysa cadoow, the tiny dirt within the fingernails, is not up for borrowing.

Apophis;913336 wrote: It's Monday, what do you expect. i went back to work on saturday. it's the equivalent of your wednesdays for me. mid week. are you working these days? the economic affairs of West London in the UK, the former colonial master of 1/4 of the world, where it was often said that "the sun never sets on the British Empire", are not looking well. i think i'm going to stay in Somaliland than leave for the UK.

can be we certain this is 'Somalia'? i thought the history of 'Somalia' and Somalis started in 1960. please advise.

having a lousy day so far.

somali language is unique in its strange transliterations. maaxa iga shaan iyo toban ah? what is fifteen for me? EPIC FAIL! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ commemorating the best bits from the first 15 pages of the thread. Alpha Blondy;878491 wrote: i had this vision, it was blurred and i couldn't see it properly. i was being inaugurated as a president. and that a group of dissents were planning a coup. oh my, what could this possibly mean? Alpha Blondy;881871 wrote: sometimes you see the strangest things in somaliland. i left my keys behind today and the house was locked and I was waiting for my bro to come and open the door for me when suddenly this man with a wheelbarrow carrying rubbish strode passed me. its around 5:15 and i just finished work. anyways, the man with the wheelbarrow stopped briefly next to my neighbours compound wall, on the side adjacent to our house, and quickly dropped what appeared to be three yellow jerrycans with a rope tied around them. the family opposite our house had recently painted their compound wall and its a dashing brown with subtle touches of lime green, not really the ideal standard. he then proceed to pick up the handles of the wheelbarrow with a somewhat bad posture and carried on. i called out ''my brother'' , he pretended not to hear me. i then shouted ''waarya you've left the jerrycans behind'' he came back to pick them and regretfully said ''i was coming back for them, i'm already carrying enough load as it is'' lol honestly! i then asked him to pick them up and he did so before I uttered something along the lines of ''if we don't look after 'our' country, who will!? the whole experience left a strange power induced feeling with me and i kinda felt proud of my community activism. Alpha Blondy;887450 wrote: ''abdi'' as he insisted on being called is really Great. this man is conscious of the role artists play in the rehabilitation of a post-conflict society. he informed me that artists have always played a non-partisan role in society - they care not for the usual spiel of tribe, clan and qabil. he's very sociable. at around 7:15pm, we were watching SLNTV and a rather poorly orchestrated advert came on advertising a show with Abdi as the headlining act and apparently, unbeknownst to Abdi and his entourage, this was transmitted without his and their consent. but, of course, being the socially responsible artist, probably the last of his generation, he quick left as he didn't want to disappoint his expectant fans. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Alpha Blondy;888451 wrote: lol@Apo, what are you some type of starbucks vagabond? what are you doing collecting wild berries? man, you're odd! your life is uneventful ma iistiir? i woke up. i walked to work. endured and tolerated some locals and their BS. then unexpectedly, i received a call from the president. he appointed me the chairman of a new committee tasked with organising the 17th anniversary event of the garriye's famous ''ergo'' poem recitation. then came home and ate wild berries. i then went outside again. i was doing my mid afternoon walk when i saw a cat stuck in a borehole -rescued it. then delivered a few babies (1 c-section stillborn) before lying a reef at the war grave memorial. came home again. went out again. negotiated a land dispute between warring clans in las anod using a new technique i devised. still there..........my work is never finished..... tomorrow i will go to the moon unaided. Alpha Blondy;889754 wrote: What's this?????????????/ could it be a miracle?????????? Apo, it appears your're alive and well. Thank Hades and Hitchins you're ALIVE. OMG this is madness ma iistiri LOL. brother Apo i was wrong about you and said many silly things. i'm sorry. wanna be bros again? LOOOL Alpha Blondy;890165 wrote: imagine the scene: its an idle tuesday afternoon in downtown H-town then imagine once more; a man gets out of an expensive imported car. he's dressed like one of those city slickers with a pin stripped suit and then ....he get back into his car LOL.....why did he get out of the car and what did he see on that idle tuesday afternoon. BANG.... the man died that night in Kaah Private Hospital. i've been having this recurring dream.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. LOL Alpha Blondy;890868 wrote: the simple and fairly uncomplicated notion of love has to all intent and purposes being engendered to mean something entirely more sinister, delusional and based on hollywood make-believe stories, these days. i tend to think of myself as an old skooler and my approach to life has often been shaped by sentimentality and other such fallacies LOL. laakin, every so often, you find yourself to be experiencing the same stuff you watch in movies, listen to in songs and hear people talk about as thought its of a tangible form. like in the song genie in a bottle - i feel the deepest darkest caves within the abyss of my heart have been sparked alive after a century of loneliness. i feel like a timid tom hanks in the starting lead in the movie you've got mail - LOL. i wake up in the morning with butterflies on my window unabashedly singing along with nina simone of how good i feel and go to sleep smiling to my hearts content. i think I've found the one after searching for a lifetime. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Alpha Blondy;892142 wrote: Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Mighty Cantarbaqasher Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Mighty Cantarbaqasher Alpha Blondy ! Stronger than before! (Alpha Blondy!) Powered up for more! (Alpha Blondy!) Cantarbaqasher at the core! (Alpha Blondy!) Alpha Blondy! Alpha Bloooooooooooooooondy! Higher he can soar! (Alpha Blondy!) Fired up for more! (Alpha Blondy!) Even out the score! (Alpha! Alpha Blondy!) Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Go, go Alpha Blondy! Alpha Bloooooooooooooooondy! Alpha Blondy;893259 wrote: having a great day....... amazing times. awesome commentary. i guess that was then but here is gone.

i'll have to concede defeat and regretfully admit i've lost control of the thread. signing off for the last time. goodnight and God bless. bye. Al. R.I.P Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

Reeyo;913151 wrote: Alpha: we're all here to hear your calacals, You know you appreciate our presence. quality control is key. maintaining some semblance of ownership is important too, especially in setting the themes being discussed. this kid haatu hasn't been formally invited. he's ruining my thread. solution: i will assume ADMIN duties, i'm afraid.

what's happened to my precious thread. how did all these trollers get here? can you all leave please.

Apophis;913064 wrote: Good grief, you beat a couple of the under weight and under fed street urchins. It's nothing to celebrate but rather time to reflect on your latent anger. Apo, there's apparently 56 different ways to commit suicide. chose one..... ma fahantahay? you little rodent-weasel.