i cannot deny nor confirm if NGONGE has a fantaax.

faan is NGONGE's middle name!

POLITE REMINDER TO ALL REGULAR TROLLS ON THIS THREAD this thread is solely intended for cantarbaqash and trolling. its not intended for the following: 1. personal attacks against Alpha (absolutely no personal attacks (direct or indirect), criticize ideas, NOT Alpha) 2. idiosyncratic musings in the form of posts or any URLs which are intended to purely inflame or to annoy Alpha. 3. point-scoring type posts with a deductive argument structure 4. any posts which seeks, attempts, coerces or enables the restricting of the sacred value of freedom of expression including the 3 aforementioned rules above. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. i'm out y'all.

Apo, the seminal post above got thinking about how best to respond back. initially, i was going to write two words (F OFF) with an LOL but that would've further implicated me. i then thought of challenging your assertions clinically but that too proved futile. so.....i'll accept your timely reminder and work better to integrate myself here. thanks, Al.

walaalkis;914952 wrote: great speech again. But one must ask how reliable is this goverment. I'm welling to go back anytime to somalia and establish something. We need assurance. If there's certainty and stability, I don't mind paying whatever taxes I'm being asked to pay. How confident are you about this goverment , are they going to go for the long run and make somalia calm place without civil war. ? your questions can only be answered by actual experiences. please leave the speculation aside and come home. we all have a role to play.

Ridwaan;914957 wrote: Bright young lad she was, it troubles me to see her life cut short. its lass. i hope you're not offended. thx. Al.

Apophis;914933 wrote: I don't get you. In your post yesterday you were complaining about the ways the diaspora Somalis try to differentiate themselves from the locals and act important and here you are doing the exact same thing you are complaining about. After living in this place all these years you still consider yourself a "foreigner" and seem to bask in getting one over the "locals", which in my mind includes you too. You're a local, accept it and stop "othering" your people. Jesus!! i think you're being a little harsh here. i have never made any attempts to differentiate myself from my surroundings. this is my home and i have good relationships with my neighbours and the surrounding area. i'm complaining about those who through conspicuous behaviours and outlandish statements seek to have the upper hand by basking in the glory of their perceived difference. what in text prompted you to accuse me of acting important. please provide examples. as i'm sure you're already aware, i tend to keep myself to myself and do not seek vantage points against my fellow reer Somalilanders. for our cordial relations, please stop make ludicrous statements.

QansaxMeygaag;914944 wrote: Kkk. What is it with white men and Somali mistresses? There was also a Somali mistress in Karen Blixen's Out of Africa , both book and movie, for one of the main male characters. Looks like we have overtaken Alpha's thread with all this talk of white men and their Somali mistresses... + Alpha Blondy;914948 wrote: in out of africa by karen blixen, the somalis fared better against the bantu africans. the somalis, who were personified by farah adan, were seen to be possessed of superior intelligence and culture, apparently. be that as it may, text from the colonial era in africa is now irrelevant. somalis are now slowly beginning to lose their ways, whatever that means..........? = great minds think alike.

QansaxMeygaag;914937 wrote: You are talking about Gerald Hanley's book ( Warriors: life and death among the Somalis ). He had a Somali mistress, a stunning creature as he put it, and he was alluding to preference for white colour....does that mean even the Somalis of that era had inferiority complex? Also he had stereotypes of the various Somalis working with him, he had some rather nasty things to say about the Garreh for instance as stubborn. in out of africa by karen blixen, the somalis fared better against the bantu africans. the somalis, who were personified by farah adan, were seen to be possessed of superior intelligence and culture, apparently. be that as it may, text from the colonial era in africa is now irrelevant. somalis are now slowly beginning to lose their ways, whatever that means..........?

Africanown, will there be a presidential inquest into this tragic killing? please advise. Al.

do puns exist in the somali language horta? i went out to buy some stuff at a new supermarket. i always like to try out new shops and see what they're offering. good customer service, adeeg hufan and value for money are the things i usually look for. i went to this shop called barqawo-maal or something. i inquired about whether they had soap and other international standard toiletries. on the soap - this tent-cladded assistant came forth with new soaps. himayala herbels and vatika were the brands. i asked to see all four colours on display and properly in stock. yellow - was nourishing LOL blue - was moisturising LOL red - was cleansing LOL green - was soothing LOL i scrutinised the box and read the directions for use. luckily it was in english. LOL i then asked for the usual brands i buy - lifebuoy and dettol. she didnt have them in store. she genuinely was sorry. LOL then she said take the yellow one as it comes highly recommended. really? i thought.....she then proceeded to explain how she uses this type of soap and how its done wonders for her skin..... she said:''its soapy and really creamy and i just love to rub it all over my body....''. how inappropriate, i thought, laughing within. LOOOOOOOOOOOL i bought all four colours and paid $1.5 for each. i got a discount of $1 after haggling. LOCALS 0-1 ALPHA! RESULT!

Coofle;914894 wrote: Waaryaa alpha... my invitation is still pending.... A khat session...anigaa bixinaya marduuf daba-masbuur ah iyo kookaha. Coofle, thanks for the invite marka hore. ta labaad sxb, i rarely chew these days but i'll make an exception for you. a thursday is usually ideal. let me know. don't be ridiculous, it's on me. i'll buy the jibiska and fanta. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

playing the best of Don Corleone's classic heavenly riddim.

Nuune, i've got a full multiple entry yearly residence visa here and i've never be subjected to these fees. don't be so hasty in your attempts to denigrate somaliland. what is this $80 you speak off?

‎"thank you for making me stronger while trying to make me weak.." quote from Maxwell's facebook page. deep! ''nobody knows what i go through, if you could put your self inside ma shoes, you got friends that not friends no more, they cant understand the life that i chose, and with the money and fam, it can hurt everything that you love, i got people that depend on me, and i cant give up, dont know what im gonna do..'' - my friend's status update! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Hi Qansax, i guess you've been busy but as per our agreement you haven't posted on this thread recently. is everything okay? your absence has been noticed and your presence sorely missed? QansaxMeygaag;914870 wrote: Alpha this is common throughout Africa, the attraction to things foreign, the name dropping, etc I don't think it is peculiar to SL only. can you give example of where you've seen this? Al.

NGONGE;914612 wrote: Another day, another first! Good morning all. although my activities on this thread are rare these days since i've set up shop somewhere else. see here: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/67859-Alpha-s-Troll-and-Cantarbaqash-Corner-LOL?p=914870#post914870......i do occasionally browse this thread to see the latest happening. i've noticed NG's silly little ''first in'' comments. several questions for NG 1. how do you define 'first in'? bearing in mind the different time zones of the different posters. 2. do you literally mean you're the 'first in' here among a select group of trollers? 3. question 3 is a two part question: a) suppose someone else was 'first in'? what then? b) would you still claim 'first in' honours? Al.

yes! wats up! wats good!

as yet another night draws to a close here in the abyss. i'm going to sleep. habeen wanaagsan.

nuune;914811 wrote: Why not, on top of your qualities you are an ethnic Somalilander, then with that name you have, I think a lot of the mentioned women will fall for you easily. Not sure why you are awake this time if you are not writing emails promising millions of dollars in exchange of bank transfer fees to be sent via Xawaaladaha brovs, i'm having a late weekend session. no work tomorrow. just kicking back and stuff, you know. i've actually been researching extensively tonight. i once developed a close bond with a certain SOLer using a script (banned now). it was jokes walahi. i got quite far but i didn't get the cash. it was for the thrill of it. LOL

walahi bilahi one of the greatest short clip investigative documentaries of all time. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Presenter: ''Roslyn, please turn the computer off. if you can't see the whites of their eyes and they're not buying you a drink, don't talk to them...'' Roselyn: ''No one buys me a drink, that's the whole problem..''

nuune;914806 wrote: It is indeed, a great statement, that woman at the end never learns, she dates again, another scammer, the detectives were quick to go into her computer and check the new man's email, was was warned, again, but she is lonely, and need a company, she will not stop there until she finds that man whom she will share life with. Nuune, do you think i can swindle a lot of cash out of pathetic, lonely and horny white mid-aged women?

.......''now they don't just bankrupt their victims, they break their hearts, as well'' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL probably one of the greatest statements of all times.

^ another 419 scam miyaa Nuune? anti-african success stories youtube vids are censored here?

^ LOL@Cara, what a spontaneous thing to say. why american psycho?