nuune;915561 wrote: ^^ No he is not, a lot wiser than you, he is not based there, but you are based in the country and can't even share a simple idea, or can't even devise a simple idea and share with people, come back to that hell hole, you are no use, sxb, wallaahi khasaaro ayaad tahe. Myself & Abu Salman had shared multiple ideas on this troll alone, I hope you don't steal them, or send your maid to steal i didnt mean like weird as in bad but the guy is so one-directional in his ways. i always read his information-intensive posts. i really enjoy this guy's posts walahi. he's got a huge underground cult following but why doesn't he even reply back to my comments. he's only interested in blogging with certain forumers. so snobby. isn't he supposed to be some type of Muslim. his references to the family business, nostalgia for old and all this Djibouti stuff is good stuff. LOL as for me and ideas. i have complete disdain for money. i have ideas but rarely follow up on my ideas. i'm quite comfortable right now but i'll need to work with you and abu salman inshallah. i'm an excellent team player and very bright too. people are threatened by me though. no one wants to work with me cos for me its all about being famous, public sharaf, destinies and stuff like that. that's why i love POLITICS and will be a POLITICIAN one day inshallah. e.g - i would take credit for you and abu salman's ideas. i would pretend it was my idea and present this to the world. LOL

This is a true story; A very sick woman dreamt that Mohammed rasullulah gave her water to drink. When she woke up in the morning she was well again, fit, fine & Healed. She saw a piece of paper on the side of her table which read, "Mohammed is the true messenger of ALLAH." So she told people about what happened to her. One Officer who heard the lady's story, forwarded it by text to 13 people, and he instantly got promoted at work. Another guy who got the text deleted the message instantly and he suffered great loss for 13 days. Pls send this message to 13 people & see what good thing happens to you. Please, do not ignore this message. See how ALLAH will work wonders in your life, just because you believe, that's all it takes. Please forward. La ilaha illaalah Muhammad,Rasul Allah (SAW)" If u send dis kalima to 16 people, even me, you'll hear good news within 12 hours 100% Inshallah.Try it pls LOOOOOOOOOOOL! FITNAH AND INNOVATION on the social networks. NO SHAME.

sharif wouldn't be impressed with this, now, ma istidhi?

nuune;915531 wrote: Ps: Neon signs with solar panels, sounds great to me business wise, wait Abu Salman to expand this further LOL Abu Salman is weird.

Alpha Blondy;915537 wrote: feeling sort of sleeping right now. i don't know why to be honest. i did sleep for almost 8 hours. what's wrong with me? maybe i'm ill. please advise. Al NO ENERGY. at all. what's wrong with me? i tried listening to a few energy booster riddims but nothing.

g'day suldanka, ^ this was probably in late 2010. its the early stages of somcable construction. you can see gargara dahabshiil in there too.

this little arab is not a somalilander. what's he saying XX?

Jacaylbaro;915549 wrote: It serves you sxb ,,, So that you don't go near a Saudi man JB, walahi the next time i see you lurking around summertime and other specific places of interest, to you that is, i'll be sure to punch you in the face.

Che, madax sare, sxb, this is an interesting question. i don't know the answers but i do know we give our very best to others and save our worse for our people. kinda sad really.

what purpose do posting sentimentalist stories like this one serve baal?

Apophis;915508 wrote: Nah, just keeping Alpha on his toes. It's good for him to be challenged. i love how you think you're challenging me? with what and how? bloody fool.

i've got a few dirty ones too. i will post soon.

feeling sort of sleeping right now. i don't know why to be honest. i did sleep for almost 8 hours. what's wrong with me? maybe i'm ill. please advise. Al

^ not really. i just write it because its something i've become accustomed to. the longer the LOOOOL's, the more nervous my condition. LOL! but seriously, its important we maintain our sanity in this crazy world. i usually do this through humour. so everything is funny and most things can be laughed at. you should see some of my more controversial too-explicit-for-SOL jokes. classic stuff. walahi LOL!

Reeyo;915454 wrote: Holy, close call. How come they all walked way all 'cool'? No celebrations or nerve break-downs? that's life innit. we just move on. just move on. on!

Apophis;915442 wrote: Sweet, sweet marqaan. Too bad I've given up on it and the Cigs, the booze, the sticky icky and the various other psychedelics. Boring-hood, here I come! its good you've given up. i knew a guy who was possessed of one of the greatest minds i've ever seen but he let himself down by not controlling his weed addiction. now in his early 30s, he pathetically goes from one short term contract to the next. he could have been something but he lacked the fighting spirit. i tried to help him but we fought because he thought i was too controlling in my approaches to help him back to form. discipline is crucial in life. sad...ruunti. laakin, i've learnt my lesson to avoid the lucky and broken people. LOOOOOOOOOL

i got a little beard going on these days. been growing it since 1st jan innit. i got a few important meetings this week and i feel compelled to cut it off. LOOOOOOOL

Alpha Blondy;915332 wrote: haatu, i use to have a fetish for the nigis, once i use to date this white chick back in those free-spirited uni days. she lived in halls, which was ideal. one of the many little insider jokes we developed during our time together, was i had to guess what colour nigis, she was wearing that particular day either verbally or via txt or a direct call. one tuesday morning, after Happy Mondays, so called because of the cheap drinks and even cheaper eye candy YATS on display at the student union bar, i slept over hers, fearing the repercussions from my devoutly islamically principled family. in the morning, she'd had gone to get us breakfast from the local supermarket. while she was out, i calculatingly made for the draws in search of her nigises. i got my book out, jotted each nigis's colour down and put the notebook back into my bag. i went back to my temporary make-shift bed. i was sleeping on the floor and we'd both promised to wait until we were married, you see. the following day, i went see my paki friend, who was a mathematical genius. i gave him the colours only and didnt reveal the reasons LOL. i asked if he could produce a formula that would enable me to guess correctly and with at least 67% accuracy. he did so. i got it right every time. this was after i added a stipulation to our little sordid arrangement, that she would disclose, any newly purchased nigises. it was mad....ruunti. Haatu, have you not seen this? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oba, perhaps, its was a mistake to post this thread. its been ruined. i initially thought it would be well received. thanks for posting anyways. your bro, al.

because i realised it was going to inflame you. okay?

interesting conclusions there? what gives?

interesting vid. each person's time is written.

Apophis;915381 wrote: Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Blondy. Translation : I couldn't hack it in London as my achievements were, rightly, less significant than the ego is willing to admit to itself let alone others. So I decided to move to Africa aka I've decided to move to a place which will magnify my meagre achievements and thus exaggerate them. Of course I couldn't really be so brutally honest as to make this selfish endeavour apparent not only to others but to myself so I've decide to label the "return" to Africa with lofty names such as: "finding myself", "going home", "identity", "de-westernisation" and similar BS. In sum, I'm selling coal as diamond. Translation : my return was quieter than I anticipated. I wasn't welcomed at the airport like a hero and worse, I knew as the plane landed that I had made a huge mistake. All the May 18th propaganda had, evidently, lied to me. I wasn't arrival in a paradise by the Red sea as promised. No, I was landing at an un-tarmacked airport in a non-existent country (literally). There and then I decided to cut all ties with previous May 18th affiliated "friends". But of course I couldn't go back to London, for I had run away from it as a failure and now to run from this third world hell-hole would injure the ego far too much. I've blown my load and there's no going back. Once you go black, you never go back. Translation: I've tried to impress the locals with my diaspora-ness, but they weren't buying it as much as I thought they would (for I'm but one among thousands of fellow failed returnees), so I'm left with no choice but to insult and sneer at them at every opportunity, with their barbaric ways. So you see Oba, our good friend Alpha is much more insidious than you think. Fall not for the fake façade. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Apo, probably your greatest post ever. its a little disappointing you've taken this approach in our dealings but i guess there's no accounting for pure adulterated jealousy on your side. i tried being civil with you on the other thread but i won't take a similar approach here. instead, i'll ignore your comments, however tantalising my urge to counter the comments maybe. you're a pathetic, sad, non-Somali Kenyan sangudude prick. you're an attention fiend and there's no quick fix here. the very fact you've dedicated 45% of your entire night's allocated posts to misinterpreting my previous comments shows just how pathetic you are sxb. get a life Apo. i'm living mine.

thanks a bunch Haatu, you've ruined the thread. go on and continue to be tribalistic. let's see where it gets you baal.