i just tasted some amazingly fantastic xalwad. really delicious. oh by the way, i hosted a small get to together, here tonight at Al's pad. my guests have left now, well since 9pm. so i'm here all alone in this big house. the next perimeter security check is at 02:00hrs. LOL NO, NO, no...... really, you guys don't have to worry about me and my welfare. its fine and i'm use to it by now, its been almost 2 years and 1 month i've lived alone. LOL OMG, i think i'm going crazy. there's maybe several different personalities currently occupying my person. isn't it any wonder i refer to myself in the third person and sometimes the fourth . i'm not crazy because i know my real friends are here at SOL. you guys should have seen the pathetic people i had over tonight. walahi, its better to be alone than to waste your evening with some really retarded fools. they didn't even know the difference between 'cell' and 'membrane'......not to mention we spent over 40mins arguing over this. all in all an excellent evening here. i even wrote in af-somaali today. goodnight my friends. suckers!

Apophis;915660 wrote: Anyways Alpha, lets ignore this (possibly gay) female for a while and answer me this. Do you smoke? If nein, have you thought about Djarum Black? They're made with cloves and they smell like evening, open fire cooked tea....delicious. not into smoking. so these Djarum, don't they have tar and nicotine? you're really into your cigarettes.

oba hiloowlow;915677 wrote: Salaanta waan ka gadoomay ee adna mid la mid ah iga guddoon. Ina adeerow bufta la hayaa bariisku lama diidin.Lool waar waan ku dhex lumayn hadalkaan. hadalkaan wa kii lagaga hadli jiray xeebaha koonfurta somaaliya .baal ii soo bandhig macnihisa? fadlan adigo mudaan inaadeerow

Waranle_Warrior;915676 wrote: Lool @ Waa dhag xagaan Your Somali has improved a lot ma istiri? seems like yours has declined a lot ma istidhi? its NOT ma istiri. its ma istidhi.

Marksman;915671 wrote: No I'm aware of this being in my blood as well. I'm just more aware of it. From the Netherlands. They're allright over here. I just go crazy when there's phones ringing during a speech and a Somali is just answering it. My friend from Eritrea just went to London for a couple of weeks. He shared that Somalis over there are a whole nother level. Not trying to generalize though. There are bad apples everywhere. couple of things marka hore Markoow. 1. you're from holland LOL! need i say more...... somalis from holland have single-handedly reduced the collective will of the somali race by at least 23%. you've lost all credibility. hollandis somalis are without doubt the worse kind of somalis, i've ever encountered. 20 yrs + of being robbed of your heritage has resulted in your somalinimo being erased TOTALLY. you really ought to leave this thread immediately and express no further views about somali related affairs. 2. ta labaad, how dare you accept the words of a xabashi about your people. don't you know the habashi man hates us. all these euro-kids need dhaqan celis and quick.

oba hiloowlow;915665 wrote: Asalaamu caleykum wa raxma, war nabadoon Al ina adeero waa lagu salaamay iska waran? Xaalada sow dhag dhag maaha? Wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatu Allah wa barakatuh, Oba III of Jowhar and guardian of the seat of the shah. bacada salan, saxib waxan ku so diraya salaan ada iyo ada uu qaaliya. inaadeero, iga gudoon salaanta madaxda sare oo iga so goday kashka iyo laabta ee quraanka karimka. maxa cusub? wa dhag xaagan ee.

Marksman;915667 wrote: I would love to go to a Somali event with all the phones on silent or off during speeches. That will be a day I will remember forever. Mark, where are you from? your somalis are rather civilised ma istidhi?. where i was formally from in London, if there wasn't an ugly bloody fight involving a group of hoodlums, that event wasn't considered an event. the gazes exchanged with the hot xalimo was the starters, the event the main course and the fight the desert. LOOOOOOL.

Haatu;915652 wrote: First I was gay now I'm a female. Haye sheekada sii wada. Alpha, no it wasn't funny. It was a bit lame tbh and I doubt it actually did happen. And LOOOL at nigis-gate :D i didn't say anything to say you were a female. castor semenya was just recently reclassified as a male after rigorous tests....WTF! South African athletic federation is pathetic. there was also that ''blade runner'' oscar pistorius. i was angry when he got to compete with able-bodied athletes at 2012 London. despite being the first double leg amputee to participate in the olympics.....it wasn't enough, apparently and he had the nerve to accuse the brazilian winner of the 400m paralympic gold medalist of an ''unfair disadvantage''. the greed and self-obsession of this sci-fi extra.....knows no bounds, ma istidhi? mise ma ana waalan oo cadan baa laga heesayaa? no offensive to disabled athletes but human physical endeavours shouldn't be politicised. next, they'll tell us that Mo Farah was in fact R2-d2 from star wars after rigorous tests....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

XX, even SL's 2015 projected budget of $174m will not be able to get you there.

Che madax sare, was this another recognition? i thought the brits were reluctant to meddle into the affairs of wholly sovereign entities. please advise. Al.

Apophis;915610 wrote: LOOOL This made me laugh. Greeting to you too and yes I have had a productive day; I won the championship in FIFA 13; twas glorious 1) I'm disappointed that my attacks have led you to question your abilities. That wasn't my intention; in fact, the charges were designed for you to prove them wrong and therefore strengthen the ego. 2) I think the thread is doing rather well for a troll thread, largely thanks to your herculean trolling efforts. And of course the 1,000 post should be preserved for the king and not the court jester, wouldn't you agree? PS: What's caqil? A local councillor? excellent on the FIFA championships. i'm a PRO man, myself. PRO 9 was my last gaming experience and i lost to Aston Villa in a 3-4 thriller. your attacks, looking back, and in hindsight, were a timely reminder. i accept them in their entirety as purely constructive. its been a little unsettling these past months and your attacks evoked the 'fighting spirit' once more, in AB Al Alpha. i think, its time to embrace the cold world out there again sxb. certainly, the winter is almost at an end here and the strength built up from hibernating, will, no doubt, come in good stead after the 28th of FEB. a real friends tells it like it is and the fake will continue to exaggerate matters, ma istidhi. thanks. i owe you one. the thread is regaining its quality after the nigis-gate but i feel its important we continue to make it the trolls thread of choice, here on SOL. this will meaning recruiting more trolls and perhaps, its worth sending the haatu's of this world, if they continue to lack sense of humour, to a corrective reflouring centre, run by 2009 IAAF world champion at 800m, caster semenya in Duban, South Africa. a Caqil is a tribal elder. how can you NOT know that? its seems you've got a lot to learn. you ought to reserve the 'attacks' for your own consumption purposes, ma istidhi? Al

Haatu;915597 wrote: Qansax, I'll give you a clue. I have a blind spot and red irritates me perhaps there is more to your claims than originally thought, Apo. is this a case of auto-deflouring gone wrong? the red bit gave it away. ''utaah'' haatu's name spelt backwards was a popular female name in the czech republic, as it emerged from the cold war years, during the early 1990s.

Apophis;915603 wrote: I'm beginning to think our good friend Haatu is in fact a she and not a he. Any support for this theory? Alpha?? Haatu is an odd character. there is something about his person that's a little worrying but i can't seem to put my finger on it. LOOOOOOL maybe he's a little assertive but i don't think its as seismic as you're claiming here.

Apooooooooooooo, greeting marka hore sxb. ta labaad, you slept early last night, hope you've had a productive day. LOL couple of stories to share. 1. you know how i told you i was looking to become caqil? well, i'm in the process of organising an event for beesha. after you're grave insults against me, i've decided to perhaps wait a while to re-integrate myself into the culture. thanks. 2. how are we and the lads/lasses going to make this thread the greatest thread of all time. the elusive 1,000 post is not far away. i think you should have that honour? ma istidhi? LOOOOOOL Al.

Haatu;915599 wrote: Somalis are disorderly, loud, disrespect authority, very cunning and prone to fits of violence/anger. i'm not like that! LOL. we need to rebuild the broken social fabric of our society at large. the 'troubles' have created a new group of somalis who are vicious and has indeed induced unruly behavioral patterns among our people both here and in the wider world. i feel a society has to be built on the following things: 1. effective taxes system 2. trust in authority but authorities being accountable to the people and independent oversight 3. individual liberty been respected. 4. CLEAR strong laws NOT prone to flexibility, adaptability and abuse 5. strong governments/government capacity to develop long-term plans and to implement them too. 6. strong penalties for offenders but also to rehabilitate those individuals. imagine the job creation in prisons and other related industries LOL. 7. strong social institution. eg. family unit, schools, mosques etc. 8. effective media campaigns for information awareness 9. effective service delivery by governments/government 10. regional development in the periphery to ease overcrowding in the cities. e.g. someone was telling me the other day, up to 65-80% of the residents, of hargeisa are, ''literally from the bush''. of course, he was hargeisa-di hore dee LOL. this is probably the same for other major settlements across the peninsula. the old hargeisa, the old mogadishu, the old bosaso have all fled to either the west or neighbouring regions but now return with delusional out-of-touch ignorance. when the new breed of new hargesawis, mogishawis etc came in their hordes, they literally came from the villages and brought their customs, norms and tuulo joog xumo from beeraha to the city. nonetheless, there is hope. its takes a generation or so to show marked progress and cosmopolitan-nimo. i don't mean to offend any particular group of people but its important we make attempts to critically assess the situation and find solutions. Al.

Haatu;915600 wrote: I thought it was common practice for the GUY to text the girl when he's bored in class to ask that question, not for HIM to guess. you didn't find that even remotely funny? man you lack a sense of humour, ma istidhi? what comedy shows do you watch?

Alpha Blondy;915332 wrote: haatu, i use to have a fetish for the nigis, once i use to date this white chick back in those free-spirited uni days. she lived in halls, which was ideal. one of the many little insider jokes we developed during our time together, was i had to guess what colour nigis, she was wearing that particular day either verbally or via txt or a direct call. one tuesday morning, after Happy Mondays, so called because of the cheap drinks and even cheaper eye candy YATS on display at the student union bar, i slept over hers, fearing the repercussions from my devoutly islamically principled family. in the morning, she'd had gone to get us breakfast from the local supermarket. while she was out, i calculatingly made for the draws in search of her nigises. i got my book out, jotted each nigis's colour down and put the notebook back into my bag. i went back to my temporary make-shift bed. i was sleeping on the floor and we'd both promised to wait until we were married, you see. the following day, i went see my paki friend, who was a mathematical genius. i gave him the colours only and didnt reveal the reasons LOL. i asked if he could produce a formula that would enable me to guess correctly and with at least 67% accuracy. he did so. i got it right every time. this was after i added a stipulation to our little sordid arrangement, that she would disclose, any newly purchased nigises. it was mad....ruunti. bloody hells and charlie's angels haatu, this is the third time i'm reminding you of this post. for goodness sakes. LOOL

^ must you 'other' me with the 'He'? LOL saying Al or Alpha or even AB would suffice. its a shame you don't come on here, more often NG. i could have helped you in your back to form renaissance.

QansaxMeygaag;915580 wrote: The heat of Berbera? Or you are coming down with the cold? it was probably the mid afternoon sun at the office. they'd all left at 12:30. i stayed behind to complete a few things. i'm better now. thanks. how's your day so far? has the Cheshire Cat caught up with you yet?

^ along with a few other things. i'm a Nabadoon after all dee.

Apophis;915578 wrote: I hope you passed this message to the starving street urchins in H town, I know I'll be telling it to my local hobo, Jim. LOL i hate people who write this stuff on social networks.these people are pathetic. some islamist conspiracist who's got up to episode 67 on the arrivals will evoke surah/ayahs from the quran proving that Obama and Osama were predicated in the quran. ''when alphabetically calibrated ''2+2'' = Osama and 22 = Obama'' '' LOL. can you deduce that surah 22 ayah 22 predicated such an incident LOL? the world has gone made, i tells ya !!!!

^ is that your colonialist great grandfather who mated with your masai great grandmother? LOOOOL. come to the other thread i've got a few stories you'll like to hear?

Che -Guevara;915571 wrote: Well said Alpha. There's this old man in Boston. When Sheikh Sharif arrived here, the old man suggested that people should protest against Sharif's presence, the reason being that Sharif opposed Yeey. I didn't understand what possessed to suggest just thing for one, the man who is fighting on his behalf is dead and secondly, Sharif is no longer in power. What possible benefits can come out of this. It is also worthy noting Sharif gave Yeey a nice goodbye, personally I think that he didn't deserve that. Xabad.....I think you have secluded yourself from argument. i agree. our people lack trust in each other. they are also suspicious of each other. bacada ha iska furan.

another day finished. 9,999 days left...........................i'm going to walk home today. the weather seems a little nice.

i'm really down these days, Nuune. i can't trust people these days. why is it i can give 100% effort but people always let me down. its fine laakin.i was on to big things and both times i over-exceeded my objectives but some people destroyed my plans walahi out of spite and in the most vicious ways imaginable. they were jealous of me. i'll never forgive them walahi. they've apologised since but i don't even acknowledge their presence. i'm going to be a someone one day and that's all that's important right now. maybe one day i can work with people again but my trust is difficult to earn these days. but you and Abu seem like cool guys and you seem to posses good work ethics and reliability. mashallah.