jeudi sooooooooooooooooooooooooir, yeah! that's what i'm talking about man. the weekend starts now and its going to be brilliant and i'm going to enjoy it as much as i can. POLITE REMINDER TO REGULAR TROLLS AND EX-TROLLS ON THIS THREAD this is my little place on the net. i created it and i enjoy it. its fun with y'all or without y'all. i blog on this thread to lift my spirits and to banter. i don't come on here to be insulted and called names. Apo and Oba, you should both NEVER blog on this thread again. leave and NEVER come back you dimwits. Haatu - i've bonded quite well with you recently and i think you're cool. but i know your loyalty to Apo and Oba is STRONGER! so i'll leave to make your decision. Qansax - my trust and loyalty in you was NEVER in doubt. Wadani - come back on this thread and lets troll and have interesting convos AGAIN. Reeyo - you're a STAR and like the ROSE that grew from concrete, you're a little rough around the edges but with me at the helm, you can grow even more beautiful. LOOOL Coofle, Nin-yaaban - don't neglect your friend Alpha. you guys are awesome and i have the most profound respect for both of you. Others - ? Al.

Apophis;916460 wrote: War sxb lets boycott this thread, in which we are hated and attacked, and take our valuable trollig/cantrabaqash elsewhere. Maybe we should create our own, joint, troll thread. Would be much more fascinating, in a macabre sort of way, than this one I bet. Lets do it! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL leave and NEVER come back. you pathetic atheist gaal prick.

oba hiloowlow;916454 wrote: Al so i am an alky just cause i occasionally take a zip of biyaha zamzamka, its not like inan dhacdhaco nigga nolosha kamaan dhicin. However thanks for showing me who you really are a judgemental,pseudo wadaad, lunatic. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL leave NOW and forever keep away. you pathetic unuka vampire!

oba hiloowlow;916450 wrote: Brother Al who are you calling an alky? Oba, you said it! are you denying it? i called you an alky.....what are you going to do about it? you pathetic fool! you and your empty bravado.

okay Apo (!) i'm off.

^shut up Apoow! this is NOT posted about you. i've post a lot about you but Oba is my friend and i didn't like that he admitted to being an alky..... you seem to be swearing a lot tonight. naga daa sxb dee. you're ruining it.

Oba III of jowhar and guardian of the seat of the shah, i merely take your approach and follow your path. we must be strong and never succumb to temptation. for verily, that is the work of our enemies. be cool, be patient, be steady, be ready but NEVER be foolish. i'm broken by the news that you too, the last person, i expect this from has chosen the path of temptation and the illusions of its promises. anyways, what's the point, your probably a wreck, right now. ruined by the poison that's intoxicated your person and clouded your judgement. sleep it off.....yeah? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

long night is it Apoow? english kulaha. its not even my native language. what i'm writing right now is not even english, its something else all together.

Apophis;916432 wrote: Hoisted by own petard WTF? can you explain this comment. you're too advanced in your ways ma istidhi Apoow? if your cover letter is like this then you don't stand a chance. hoisted, no less than the previous application....in the bin! shame on you and i'm glad your finding it difficult. haha, you're unemployed and i hope it remains this way. you'll probably be fired for indecent exposure of the sordid type, anyways.

oba hiloowlow;916422 wrote: akhyaarta iska warama, had a tough day today im gonna reward myself for my efforts with a cold Corona. Wa salaam. i know that feeling. i've been in it for so long now whenever i'm happy, i wish to sad again. its ruining my life. don't drink bro. i usually troll and that helps.

Apophis;916420 wrote: Sxb stop being a c unt about it and send me the best cover letter you got. What are you, a Jew?? sorry bro. do you want to recruit informants or something? go to linkedin and copy other more ''experienced'' high flyers CV's and cover letter.

Wadani;916393 wrote: looooool. It's clear that my sporadic and unpredictable appearances on ur thread has left u bewildered and uneasy, resulting in ur unwarranted criticism about my lack of depth and personality. But we'll see to it's accuracy when I make a trip to H-town, until then cease and desist baan ku idhi waryaa. As for the rest of your post, I graciously welcome ur generous praise of me. Congratulations on ur thread hitting the 1000 post mark. wadani, you really don't have depth and personality. i'm sorry but this is the truth. what special traits do you possess baal? if you're making a trip to hargeisa, you'll have to stay on your side of the divide. sand-dwellers reek of onions and a strange potent-like odour, i can't really describe it too. the only good thing about your neck of the woods is star area. the last time i was there, i felt sick and need to be taken back to my side of the wall, almost immediately. it was the onions, i think. p.s - if you're coming through, hit me up yeah? LOOOOOOOOOOOL

the design has a more consensus politics type of seating arrangement, interesting. i usually prefer the more adversarial type setting like the British house of commons. but in somalia's case, its better than anything, i suppose. i'd love to be given the mashruuc to do the interior design for the somalia parliament. i'd do a wonderful job of it walahi. its important they go for bright colours, open space design and its crucial to have big windows to let in natural light. also its important not to turn the hall in a memorial shrine with lots of Somalia-type paraphernalia and nostalgic memories of by-gone-eras. this could determine the atmosphere and general mood of the MPs. audio-visual equipment is very important. it must be clean at all times. it's access should be exclusively for MPs only and maybe two or three clerical transcribers of the session to be reserved in the Parliamentary ''hansard'' type of book for archiving and public access . there should a visitors area for the public to observe the sessions and a media box for cameramen and silly journalists. security should tight, unseen and also polite with good people skills. simplicity and functionality are VERY IMPORTANT. the above is what i have in mind. not necessarily the same colours but something fresh and airy LOL. a vase of fresh flowers everyday is crucial (NO BLUE VASE NOR BLUE/WHITE FLOWERS). this should be next to jowarhi's desk. to merely symobilise hope and vitality that's what i think but nonetheless its VERY important you reer somalia folks listen to this advice if you want to rebuild your country. somaliland parliamentarians are already experienced and our parliament building was completed many years ago. Al.

Alpha Blondy;916381 wrote: that's definitely Apo. i've got excellent cover letters bro. i'll post in 30mins. need to edit. sorry bro. i've had doubts over this. i cant send for unspecified reasons. don't be angry. anyways, are you telling me you can't write an excellent cover letter? naga daa dee. LOL check out your uni's alumni services. i'm sure they could help.

^ wadani, i think you're a fantastic guy. you're funny, intelligent and very often come across as a devil's advocate. which is all good but you lack depth and a personality. LOL i didn't mean to discard you like that but you rarely come on here these days. i'm regretfully i didn't include you in that last list. sorry sxb.

wyre;916384 wrote: I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head but I'm not alive. Your strength determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I? ''but i'm never thrown''? a car?

Alpha Blondy;916379 wrote: whose an empty envelope waiting to be sealed? that's definitely Apo. i've got excellent cover letters bro. i'll post in 30mins. need to edit.

just came in now. i thought i'd hit the town tonight. what a night it was and what a terrible time i had. i kept thinking of this thread and how badly i wanted to make some outrageous statements. i'm here now and the party maybe in full swing but i just wanted to get that off my chest! hello all, whose pissed? whose life is a joke? whose day was ruined by unnecessary human interaction? whose two litres short of the baseline 40% fuel capacity? whose an empty envelope waiting to be sealed? THAT'S WHO....ME? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

YEAH! i'm out too y'all. keep it real everyone.

Apophis;916120 wrote: Good one Alpha. And for me, it's time to down the Valium and head to dream-land (as soon as it kicks in). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPO! you did it. 1000 posts! walahi we've made it guys. Apo, haatu, Qansax, Oba we've reached the 1000 point. a big thanks to everyone. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;916118 wrote: Lol you just described yourself. Afrocentric-ism, jazz clubs, poetry recitals, conscious music, you love all those things but I scoff at them. I wish I could write a comeback but I just can't. you is foolish Haatu, i rescued your case from being a zoo exhibit to an articulate black man and you've got the nerve to accuse me of being pretentious. its Apo, his the enermy here and represents greed, social destruction and anti-black sentiments.

Apophis;916100 wrote: Part 2 Welcome back. to that show you all love interview with a troll *audience applauds* Alpha : *We're here on APAB studios, and I'm Alpha and I'm with Haatu Jones. and I've been conversing with the Mad Troller. And quite frankly -- he's very mad. We're gonna TRY to find out why; so we'll take some questions at this point from our studio audience.* Alpha : *Yes ma'am, please stand and state your name, and where you're from.* Audience member : Hi, my name is Shay, and I'm from New Rochelle and, I just don't understand, why you so mad?. Haatu Jones : (yo, yo) (yo, yo, y-y-yo) Audience member :Like what are you so mad about? Haatu Jones : You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can't be askin me no question knowhat I'msayin who the **** is you? Alpha: Ahh, excuse me, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones! Haatu Jones YouknowhatI'msayin? You can't be askin me no question Alpha It's a family oriented show, Mr Jones. Haatu Jones I'ma tell you why I'm mad, youknowhatI'msayin? I'ma tell you why I'm mad. I'ma tell you why I'm mad. These niggaz is makin funny az hell posts, yunusayin? They got jokes and banter, they got all that shit. Alpha : Sir, please, please, refrain from your foul language. Haatu Jones :And **** is that, who is you to be askin me questions, youknowhatI'msayin? Who is you? TBC...?? :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Alpha who am i? Haatu Jones yah man...i thought they sacked after dat word u be sayin off camera? why you still begging to be a talkshow host Alpha Mr. Jones, there is absolutely no need for you to speculate as the reasons for my sackings. but i'll have you know we're both victims of a politically correct liberal media. someone like you is expected to be a law abding citizens, when you've come from the gutter of this so-called society and i would also add this government has failed black youth like you. i was lucky to get out of the ghetto when i had the chance. i live in surrey these days and i don't have to deal with delinquent black folks like you. but, how can i pretend its all well here and let them torture you as a zoo exhibit. you're a young black man and people like me neglected your generation. we didn't provide a role model for people like you to emulate! how will black folks ever succeed....... Audience Booooooo Alpha: STFU and sit down you pathetic white chavs. look at you people. all unemployed, obese and you've the nerves to want to lynch mob a hopeless case like Mr. Jones. Haatu Jones: yo that sh!t deep y'all. that the kind of sh!t y'all hear on the arsenio hall show. Alpha: how dare you speak of that pathetic fake black man? Audience: begins to leave.........one by one...... Haatu Jones: anyways, i didn't particular like the way you expressly called me delinquent out there today. calling me delinquent was a little over the top don't you think? Alpha: so to hell with the slave name Jones, Haatu, that's more like it.... this is indeed an act you've being putting on for the camera's....i knew you had abilities but i didn't think you'd speak in the most excellent of R.P accents. why do you and your people behave in such uncivilized ways? Haatu: i've accepted my place in this racist society, i just wish you did too. why do you want to appease them? accept your place and then you can feel good about yourself. its worked for me. there is an amazing underground jazz club where we have poetry readings and discuss Afrocentric stuff. i think you'll like it. there's even conscious music? Alpha: cool, i'll take you up on your offer. Haatu: stay black my brother and it aint gonna stop dem thinkin' you is any less blacker, get me? you digg? TBC.

Haatu;916098 wrote: Is it me or does my avatar give off a sense that I'm nervous, easily angered and prone to bullying? Does this mean I'm one of those guys who get all the sympathy from girls for being the outsider what the type of guy whose invited to sleep overs and girly activities like shopping for pregnancy kits. admit it Haatu!!!!! the child is yours! why else would you promise to raise the child with that little size 18 selena gomez look-like?

QansaxMeygaag;916082 wrote: Poor bull, wtf is this buul, not enough room, dhaanto no, what a gloom... the gloom doomed for the bull the mingis started for the bull the pink nigis on the bull the Mark-A-Bulls nikiis'ed the bull

Apophis;916072 wrote: Salve, haterz/b!tches! Such accolades for Apo, who'd thought it! Host Alpha:heeeeeeeeeeey everybody, its Apoooooooooooo! our legendary resident troll whose huge ego is immeasurable (!) Host Alpha: what you like to say to Apo Salve toby? audience member: apo, i'm your biggest fan. i don't usually troll but you've made it into an art form...and..and..and...i,...i..,i, think you're ...sssspppeeeeccciiiiiaaaalllllllllllllll (has a seizure) Host Alpha: someone get this sleaze bag out of here immediately. what's this obsession people have with this pathetic fool. (off camera or so i thought) Breaking News excerpts we are hearing Alpha talk-show host of that's Alpha on SOL1 has been sacked, the reports we're getting at this early stage indicted the post will be filled by Apo Salve....... Breaking New excerpts Nobel prize for Apo Salve. a relatively unknown Hungarian, until recently, but now one of the most influential international figures out there today. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL