REWIND!!!!!!!!!!! to 1999.

why deluded yourself into some make-believe lovey-dovey stuff when you can get value for money with a hot sugar babe. at least with a sugar babe, there are no strings-attached. meanwhile, in the real world, we get our hearts broken and get mooched for every last penny by pathetic nominal gf but a sugar babe in disguise. women are the same. their love is determined by money.

British artist Olly Moss designed 84 statuettes to represent each film that has won Best Picture Oscar for the 85th Academy Awards.

Sayid*Somal;918309 wrote: Allah knows I love my people. But I get a headache, whenever attend an event organised by them, with the exception of few - these events are characterised by an ever reoccurring features: 1. The noise levels and the late starts 2. Unnecessarily long speeches 3. Q&A sessions always descent into lectures with no question in sight – until the end – and always multiple unrelated questions 4. The claptrap clapping – dhabaq, dhabaq; as if thought in ay canjeero/laxoox qasayaan 5. The need to tell others off in disruptive way 6. Repetition, Repetition, Repetition, Reiteration, Reiteration ,,,,,,,,,, (you get the point) 7. The long introductions, salutations, appreciation of event organiser s etc etc etc ... 8. The guy who stands up and says ‘wax walbo aan dhihi lahaa waxaa dhahay walaalkay’ only to continue ‘balse waxaan ku dari lahaa’ – I feel like screaming – sit down and shut the .... (but I take my own advice ) 9. Dad ku dhex shiraaya shirka dhexdiisa 10. Constant coming and going whilst the event is still on. Enough rant – I feel better. – Please when you organise an event for Somalis bring up these issues and tell the people – We don’t want that. tell me about it.... as the on-going shirweyne in SOL, will attest to, all those things and more have occurred. somalis will be somalis eh?

i just made a call to xamar in the last hour or so to inquire about some business transactions, but also more importantly about the city's valentine's day activities. i'm afraid, its bad news as a strict curfew has been imposed in several districts in the city to weed out decedent and immoral behaviour. the reports, i'm currently getting, indicate the guddida wanaag farinta iyo xumaan reebista, a local civilian action group, will be very busy in the following districts: 1. heliwa district 2. hamarweyne district 3. yaaqshiid district 4. karan district

Abu-Salman;918334 wrote: asc all, life is so ironic and pple can be most evil just to ask you favors later; yet, it has always been so basic and in all religions to treat others as you'd wish to be treated. Pettiness, envy or lies etc, basic ethics are often too much expectations and nothing is harder than to still behave well. There are still some friends for whom I got unconditional loyalty and love alhamdulilah or cynicism would be all pervasive... Abu, story of my life. welcome to the club of self-pitting. i've gone into self-imposed solitude. i suggest you do the same.

Apophis;918299 wrote: It's sickening is what it is......but I'm guilty of it too and so are you. yeah i suppose you're right on that account.....maybe you more than me laakin.

Haatu, it seems like Apo, has had the painters in, on more than one occassion this month. i've hold no colaad for the guy, he's more than welcome to come back here but i don't think he's interested, that is in breaking his word. Apo's word is his bond, that much i know. LOOOOOOOOL

roses have thorns, violets are glorious, don't try surprising Oscar Pistorius............................

its qado time. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. meat and more meat and all for ME!

yeah it is. its OVER! ma fahantahay Faheema? we are finished, do you understand???? there is NO 'us'.......... in fact, there was NEVER this 'us'! get over it! i wish you a good life. bye F!

ngonge;918275 wrote: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!

Faheema.;918278 wrote: Alpha, you are too kind...only for today? actually, i don't like you anymore. i could do better, i reckon. i'll leave you alone...okay?

Juxa;918274 wrote: If you dont like your own company how do you expect others to like it? waryaa jiljileeca iska daa, you need to ooze confidence then dadka iyaga kugu soo yaacaya! no one wants to hang out with self-pitying, withdrawn and sensitive faarax sometimes it is ok to feel shaky, but dont show it, FAKE that confidence LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL absolute nonsense there Juxa. you don't know what you're talking about. stop making assumptions about me! what exactly do you know about Alfa, horta? i thought so! naga daa bahasha dee!

Juxa;918272 wrote: Alpha, stop chewing your life away!!!! nothing worse than nin cooska daakha subxanallah. Have you not seen what it does to your teeth, the blisters mouth, the green lips, the smell of stale grass, sweat and sigaar! yuck yuck yuck You are promising young man, you do have your quirks but last thing you need is becoming muqayil, balwadiisa lafac ah How can there be nothing to do in hargeysa? there is plenty, you just need to open up to others, dadkaada dhinac ka raac i'm quite pity-full of myself these days. i don't really have a plan as such, of how oo dadka dhinac ka raaco. LOOOOOOOOOOL there is nothing out there for me, i'm afraid. what's the point? i don't even have a date for tonight. LOOOOL i was once promising yaa Juxa. but that was before, when i had a purpose as a bulshaawi type person. i'm officially on leave but i've opted to stay here instead of blowing my dosh on holidaying in the neighbouring countries. i'm already bored and its only the third day. how did life become so sad for Al?

i would love it, if i could destroy this thread walahi. i hate the fake pretentious artificial displays of friendliness. i'm annoyed by its existence. Faheema, i hope your well. its VD today and i know you've probably got plans with your husband. enjoy it. i'll take the day off from stalking you. NORF, haha.....you're not funny. LOL....multiply personality/multiply scripts? which one?

LOOOOOOOL its virtually a war zone after 6pm. i don't remember the last time i was out after 6pm. irrespective of VD or not, nothing really changes for me. don't go through all that effort for nothing. your wasting your time. you won't get lucky tonight. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

sxb, i'll probably buy a kilo of khat and munch away until the early hours. there is nothing to do. i can't be bothered to go to fancy social hubs like summertime and kulan cafe, frequented by the likes of JB, you know. but i might go to see my journalist friend to have a session. its only 12:44 here but i'll probably start my session at 3pm. what are you up to?

NORF and NG, NG and NORF, how long have you guys known each other horta? i know you're off the same tribal stock and both have a common historical connection to east london? Al.

oba hiloowlow;918237 wrote: Nabadoon Al salaan sare iga guddoon Imam Oba, greetings of the highest regards to you and yours bacda salaan, sxb xaaladaha ka waraan? soo dhag maha?

I will set him in the safety for which he yearns. — Psalm 12:5

officially on leave but nonetheless its a thursday. jeudi sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir. whats happenin, whats up y'all?

i'm out y'all.

underdog;918147 wrote: you needn't worry about this until you solve the tahreebing women problem. I suggest hiding passports and fabricating criminal charges to keep them from fleeing. As for this prevalent scenario, DON'T take sides, chuck em both in a pit and whoever comes out gets to stay. J/K. Honestly, they will fight, and you will master the discipline of ignoring their tiffs. Women are INSANE. Yes, that includes mothers. Logic is foreign concept. DO NOT ADDRESS any issue brought up by either about the other. They will find a to work it out....or someone gets killed, either way problem solved thanks, Unders. it was just a vision i had but thanks nonetheless for this solid advice. i'll keep it in mind when i tie the knot in 2025 LOOOOOOOL. damn 2025? that's long ma istidhi. i'll be like 34 by then. still a decent age to tie the knot.