Haatu;918953 wrote: I'm currently rethinking my membership in this troll section. With that said, the Cold War between Apophis and I is nearing an end. We hope relations begin to thaw as swiftly as possible. Certain actions have been taken due to changes in geopolitical strategy. haaaaatuow, what's happened? are you also turning against me? xaal waa inaan bixiyo? LOOOOOOOOOOL ''Certain actions have been taken due to changes in geopolitical strategy'' - WTF? you don't like !door's any more miyaa?

bro, its not even SOL. this place is alright. its harsh out there in the real world though. our people are forever bickering over the smallest things. i wonder how much the time (economic value) is lost on arguing and everyone forcibly pushing their views in your face per year? is this innate to the Somali way of things? or are we literally all PhD holders by our very nature?

Reeyo;918903 wrote: Alpha: What is Somali music like in Hargeisa- Is there a trend of people listening to new records or is the old stuff recycled? once we organised an amazing outdoor qaarami night at my friends cafe. it was excellent. it was for a private and carefully selected crowd. people in hargeisa love music. every car has one of the cheap chinese mp3 players. you always hear an assorted mix of different music genres. also there's a lot of music shops like BIG VOICE and a few others on togdheer street.

oba hiloowlow;918942 wrote: Al did you know we guys call you reer waqooyi instead of !door, i know bro. am beginning to think all those fools who use to call me Q@ldan were NOT your people.

who keeps rating this thread higher and higher. for goodness sakes naga daya dee. i rated it 1 star and now its on 4 bloody stars.

Haatu;918927 wrote: I know what Alpha's new nickname is. We'll call him !door look at this child. !door is not uniquely and specifically used by all Somalis. its used by mark-a-bulls only. Oba's kind use a different name for us:q@ldan......!door folks are rageedi walahi. they never use derogatory terms for other people. quite civilised, i reckon.

Haatu;918930 wrote: Oba and Alpha have never posted their pic. waar, i've posted my picture at least 5 times walahi. i'm not as old as people think i am though! LOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;918921 wrote: Show nimaan wax ogeyn allow ha cadaabin. You lot don't know that Haatu has kids in Gaarisa oo qaangaar ah the poor old man is just having midlife crisis. haatu is between 18-45.

oba hiloowlow;918911 wrote: im learning af maay man awesome dialect. why don't you try learning Amharic? your new xabashi gf will be impressed. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i love the sound of af maay. that advert on Universal TV of Amal eggs-is-press was awesome. ''waa ku uruutaay'' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;918900 wrote: Who cares sxb. I don't like half the songs on my playlist but for reasons unbeknownst they are simply there. But it's better than that rubbish "conscious music" filth you indulge in by the way, i've been indulging in pure consciousness tonight. itunes player, VLC and youtube are providing awesome sounds in this african night . what's on your playlist? throw some new sounds this way baal? i'm very much moorish for new music these days. i think i've listened to almost every song ever made. favourite artists/groups of all time nitin sawhney jamiroquai incognito Dwele Slum Village Radiohead Dezaire **** - LOOOOL SOL has gone too far in its political correctness - S@de LOOOOOOL Riddims esp Don Corleone stuff.

this is NOT an actual PhD! which i probably doubt anyone on SOL posses LOL. although, a Somali with a real PhD would probably not hesitate to put others down dee! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you guys are so slow, ma istidhi? Put him/her Down

Haatu;918887 wrote: Haaheey. Heesaha cadaanka waan ka helaa sxb. Faa'ido weyna leeyihiin oo gabdhaha ayaa lagu soo jiitaa (taasi waa haddaad heesi kartid ). Adba soo ma dhageysatid heesahooda? Heestee ugu jeceshahey? Aniga iminka tan baan la dhacsanyahey (Shanta Gaduudan ): maroon 5 are post-racial. their music has changed from what it was to the mainstream chunk sweeping the music industry, these days. LOL have you seen that adam guy, their lead singer. he looks like Wiz Khalifa with all those tattoos. madness, pure madness.

Haatu;918878 wrote: That's the thing. Daddy's a big time qabiilist like most Somalis his age and i pressume daddy doesnt make excuses for over his alleged involvement in the genocide/massacre against the i-people? you heard what happened to Ali Samatar....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:D. one by one, the f@Q@@$h remnants of old, are being hunted! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! don't be surprised if Simon Wiesenthal comes knocking at your door one of these days and takes daddy away to a horrible place called the ICC. LOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;918874 wrote: Who's heard the song Betty's a Bombshell by grouplove? I just came across it today. Nice song. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatuoow, ileen waxaad Dhagaysataa heesaha hobalada cadaanka...LOL!

Haatu;918875 wrote: lol I thought you lot find the i-word offensive. My dad uses it all the time nah bro. what's offensive about it? i use it as a term of empowerment, actually.....i call my friends the i-word all the time....they call me a sell-out and doubt my claim to the man. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. now, had your dad used that word against a real i-word person, it's a different matter all together. its becomes derogatory all of a sudden. tell daddy to NOT to use it! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

islaantani waa a little old but she's alright

Coofle;918866 wrote: Do you know that 99% of jin cases in Hargeisa are not actually jin ... I have found out that our people consider panic attacks,seizures and any brief loss of consciousness as possession of jin.. its normal for teenage girls to have panic attacks, hypoglycemia or forgetting take breakfast at morning can cause brief loss of consciousness...remember that many somalis are sickle cell trait, which means they are prone to attacks of syncope when entrapped very crowded environment (classroom, kitchen, etc) --places where jin happens to attack most.. also woman in child-bearing age are susceptible to anemia(25%) due to heavy menstrual bleeding, Anemia can present as dizziness and loss of consciousness.. The reasons go on and on......the point is , next time you see people around someone in jin attack, make sure its medical condition first. LOL@Coofle, i'm surprised you haven't submitted this potential mashruuc in the making. i'm quite sure there are plenty of donors willing to fund projects for such conditions.....LOOOOOOOL. sadly, laakin, its becoming more and more prevalent as you've already said. in a society, still informed by superstitious practices, i'm not shocked, to say the least, of how most medical conditions, are thought to be jinn attacks.

Haatu;918720 wrote: Alpha, word of advice, the maids are there for household chores and nothing else. Keep the relationship 100% professional Whilst I'm on this subject, have you heard about this Kenyan pandemic where the husband and wife both leave for work in the morning (kids chauffeur driven to school by driver) but the man returns after a while for a "session" with the housemaid Many husbands have been caught by their wives doing such i'm not familiar with the philandering's of kenyans. but as you say, it must be pandemic . kenyans are uskuug creatures. their immorality knows no bounds. their attempts to emulate the social ills of the west has been noted. LOL! lol@pathetic little clan. I wish I knew more about duriyadda to fully appreciate the joke...... i take it you're not familiar with the famous gabay !idor sal fududaa wuxuu sugayo muu dhawro?...... in the case of reer mohamud, they might as well wait for the bigger clan efforts. i think they're just pacemakers in our clan's efforts.

Alpha Blondy;918847 wrote: OMG! WTF! someone just collapsed outside my house. i heard a loud knocking and there before my very eyes was a tent-cladded young lady with a pretty face, no doubt, illuminated by the bright security lights. on the outsider pavement, lay an older woman. the young girl said it was her cousin. i rushed inside the house to fetch some water. but i came to post this update first. will update you'll very quickly. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL luckily it was another jinn possessed case. i asked them to move the possessed out of my sight and off my property. i took my water in the jug back too and immediately raised security levels to ORANGE. this is how reer hargeisa steal into people's house. i'm glad i didn't help because they could have rinsed me dry again.

OMG! WTF! someone just collapsed outside my house. i heard a loud knocking and there before my very eyes was a tent-cladded young lady with a pretty face, no doubt, illuminated by the bright security lights. on the outsider pavement, lay an older woman. the young girl said it was her cousin. i rushed inside the house to fetch some water. but i came to post this update first. will update you'll very quickly. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Somaliyeey Kaca Saxalkii Ka Tala Baxa Sumadii Midnimada iyo Soo Celiya Nabadii Saboolkii Hanoo Baxo Sisintii Ma Beernaa Isku Socodka Beelaha Sidii Bari Ma Noqonaa wa ereyo ka mida heesta cusub e Nimco Dareen

i can you can we can all can reach where we want to go if we only just work together. DEEP words from Luciano. BIG BIG UP for this great song! Peace and Love to all my bros and sistas!

g'day guys, check this excellent pic.