hi.

i'm out y'all.

Apophis;919315 wrote: So do most Somalis, what's your point, that you're more cosmopolitan than the "average" Somali? we know you're very cosmopolitan Apo. you're an atheist and think you're funny LOL. you've met two of the conditions for being cosmopolitan.

i'm going to cast a spell on you Chubacky the Wacky. then, you'll be mine.

@Haatu, i pity you and your tribal obsession. chill man!

QansaxMeygaag;919295 wrote: I am planning a road-trip thru Kililka 5ad & SL soon inshaAllah. Have some very sad musa relatives to say hi to...might combined with Hargeisa intl Bookfair LOOOOOOOOOL@Qansax, are you a sad musa? naga daa dee sxb!

i just had a close encounter with a massive spider walahi. y'all should have seen the size of it. its was madness. i've managed to get it out of the house. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0146ghg - Nine short stories from around the world, looking at who we fall in love with, the way we do it now, and how it's changing. i was listening to this programme last night on the BBC world services. it was an interesting programme and got me thinking about a number of different things. 1. what is love and how is it ascertained? 2. a)if there are several ways of finding love: online, speed-dating, introductions, arranged marriages etc, b)why are people still reluctant to embrace these new pioneering approaches? c) why is it a taboo to find love online? LOL what do you guys think?

Apophis;919264 wrote: You're like..... Have you no shame? Or are you in fact Alpha's script. i'm mentally retarded remember LOL!

QansaxMeygaag;919259 wrote: Xaaladu waa half half... Had a nasty flu, some bug doings the rounds. I was at work but my mind completely switched off. Have you ever had a head-cold? Nasty little bugger, head full, can't think straight can't do nada...nearly told the Cheshire Cat to sod off several times in the week but held my tongue! I need to switch off like you man. Lots of important stuff falling thru the cracks... get out of this rat-race and go travelling again or come to africa to work. its easy here. it has its difficulties but hey that's life.

Haatu;919242 wrote: I don't usually like mainstream music but some songs are nice. Other ones are just on the radio and can't be helped. But the Betty song is indeed nice. What's a musical !door? The Decemberists aren't bad. I like them. Tomorrow's the first day of half term sxb And once a week :eek: I always use this One quid from Asda to smell heavenly. Nothing beats it. The highlight of my mornings and you still smell nice the whole day which is a bonus when you're getting hugged I'll let you know what unis I'm going to after results day sxb. I bet the ones I have in mind you didn't even bother attend the open days. Russel Group mate, Russel Group LOL@heavenly....a bit feminine that. since when does ASDA sell 1 quid perfumes and stuff? austerity miyaa? LOL LOL@you're getting hugged....LOOOL. the next time you've reached the limit of your allocated hugs on the hugs-o-meter, just get two large ripe melons and just pretend its a hug. for added effect, if you cover the melon with a cloth, BUT you MUST ensure the melons are stationary, you can pretend its a kardashian sort of melons. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. the lower the rank of the university, the easier the chicks. remember that. irrespective of the rank of your chosen uni, there are NO jobs out there. so you might as well party brov. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

haatu, you know i DON'T listen to commercial-music-industy-BS. but the Betty song is alright. check out angus & julia stone for the best indie stuff. the decemberists are not too bad either. you're a musical !door ma istidhi. keep it real brovs. anyways, don't you have school tomorrow or something? i remember my mother use to tell me to sleep early on Sunday nights, after i bathed thoroughly. we use to wash once a week in those days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. no wonder somalis have a particular scent about them. you still haven't told me what Uni's you been accepted into.

Haatu;919219 wrote: There's two singers. One is a black male, the other a caucasian female. The song came out in December I think. The black dude has a funky name. how did i NOT know this one! doh! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL its willi-am and britney spears! and the song is called: scream and shout! eat that haaaaaaaaaaaaatuow!

Haatu, walahi i didnt want to cheat by googling it but i'm stuck on this one. can you give more clues?

Wigad;919209 wrote: waan idin salaamey reer sol good to see some of the old folks still here. didn't used to post much but was an avid reader. hi wigad, avid reader eh? LOOOOOOOL

Apophis;919204 wrote: For Garissa, I say Nadif (don't ask why). For J/land, it has to be Ahmed Darkness, simply because a strong military man is needed for the state to stabilise in the next few years (as was the case with P/Land with Yey). are you regurgitating the KDF objectives here, Apo?

Haatu;919196 wrote: So much to play for and such little time but what is certain is that Hallow Kismaayo, Hallow Gaarisa, Hallow Wardheer will be a reality despite the wishes of some history and indeed its inevitable victory belongs to the indigenous people of this land not some encroaching foreign occupying jaajuuses with geo-political strategic imperatives...

dhulka sow anigu malihi, ninkii kililka shanaad ka yimid baa geeridu dhiibaysaa, waqtigii dhamaayo wuu dhaqaaqi doonaa....

hello Apo, your presence has been solely missed and your absence noted. are you talking about Django Unchained?

Africa, have you heard of the extraordinary tale of the Lion and 3 cows? the famous tale of the lion and 3 cows is an interesting tale of the political kind, with a particular relevance, to the kulmiye hierarchy. the lion portrayed by big Silly-yan-yo aka the Big Sil and the 3 cows - abdirahman aw ali, abdulrahman mohamed and muse bixii. one day, the lion made a pact with 2 of cows, in this particuar case: abdulrahman mohamed and musa bixii to set in motion a treacherous plan to tragically end the life of ina aw ali. the two cows convinced their fellow cow to go into a deadly trap set by the lion and ina aw ali foolishly fell for it. he was eaten by the lion. with just two cows remaining, the lion made the attempt to divide and rule them and it was musa bixii who colluded with the lion to get rid of abdulrahman mohamed in the most sensational manner. and now it seems the last remaining cow, mudane musa bixii, an incompetent thug, whose surprisingly survived this long has been got rid off. the big Sil, is too experienced in setting up these sorts of traps. very soon samale, already a cow by his very nature, will become just another sacrificial cow as big Sil destroys SL further.

what is the evil eye? it can be induced by the 'eye' of the envier who wishes to have your health, abilities, money, sharaf etc. also a small potion/spell/sixiir can be requested from those well versed in the 'dark arts' with the view of possessing your person.

Dear SOL delegates, i'm deeply regretful of making the necessary but difficult decision to cancel shirweynihii 1aad ee SOL. i got a little too ahead of myself in calling this epic shirweyne, which is the first of its kind. it was an ambitious project. i had hoped it would eventually grow into a yearly conference. i haven't been able to fulfill the high target i set myself. a shiir of this magnitude would've yielded better dividends, had it been called, and organised by the ADMIN or the MODs. they haven't even bothered to comment, let alone support the ideas i've suggested thus far. it was futile and quickly frankly a waste of everybody's time. one day, i will make a forum of my own and i will make sure its better than SOL. until then, i will continue to blog on here. forget this idea was even suggested. i'm terribly ashamed. i've lost serious credibility in not fulfilling the goals of the conference. i'd hoped to present a final MOU document, containing all the key outcomes of the shirweyne for the consideration of the ADMIN and the MODS but its quite obvious they're NOT interested in my reform plans. i've made this difficult decision in the hope of salvaging some respectability. thanks for your efforts and support. Al.

look at this fool. you're not even worthy of the evil eye. maaxa igu waataa inan ku sixro? i gain nothing from your destruction Apo.

Haatu;919146 wrote: Can you even get pocket tissue over there? yeah but they give you hay-ever when you didn't even have it in the first place. and when you use them you find little bits of tissue hanging off your face and stuff. you know the type, i'm talking about?. its not like Kleenex though.