Alpha Blondy

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  1. QansaxMeygaag;919658 wrote: Where is AB my !selector friend today? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@i-selector i've been selecting for OG's since 2003. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  2. SomaliPhilosopher;919593 wrote: My god, I just came back from a terrible terrible social event! Praise to Waaq that I am getting a new maid!!! Details will come soon LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@S.P you've been reading my exploits for too long ma istidhi? walahi, you got the technique right too. 1. a little exaggeration to begin with 2. state some bad news 3. overcome the bad news with some new hope 4. keep people in suspense over this new hope LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  3. i'm out y'all. tomorrow is another day...................lots to resolve.
  4. kii shaan iyo tobnaad ayad gaadhey somaha? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  5. Oba, what's your new chick saying? base-kii 1st aad miyaad dhaaftay waali?
  6. oba hiloowlow;919571 wrote: LOOOL make no sense at all i know.....tell me about it. i was like the WTF......the lamest joke in history or what brovs......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  7. oba hiloowlow;919569 wrote: :D, LOOOOOL what the hell is 'hidka' did you bother to find out what it means LOOOOL horta what did the girl say when you said wa in nidam lo sameyo ...... looool she didn't tell me walahi. i asked again but she didn't say anything. i asked my OG friend and he said it was the official name of Abdi Iley. fair enough, i though. LOL.
  8. oba hiloowlow;919565 wrote: what the hell where you doing there marka hore? i was on my way back from Addis after a small short break there. i took the mini-bus and it took almost 1 day and half to get back to SL. LOOOOOOOOOL.
  9. oba hiloowlow;919564 wrote: Why won't Jewish girls swallow? They are the spitting images of their mothers. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba, brovs, i don't know what you're on about but i met this fine OG chick in H-town once. she asked me if i knew what '''hidka'' was. of course, i didn't but i pretended i knew....i was like...... ''hidka waa in nidam loo samayo.........waa in sida ugu fiicaan loo hiirgaliyo.'' WALAHI this is a TRUE story. i ain't making it up! LOOOL:D :D
  10. oba hiloowlow;919559 wrote: LOOOOL@Al off the record (Haatu please ignore this) i endured the worst time once, whilst in the OG hinterland, in Jigjiga. it was terrible walahi. i will NEVER forget. they called me dirty names and all sorts of things. they then tried to exhort money from me. i saw some random SLander appear out of nowhere. i didnt know if he was a SLander but he said he was and i trusted him nonetheless. he was helpful because of some ancient duriyada allegiance. he was basically our man in these lands. later that day, after finally leaving my prisoners, i made my way for home. as i arrived in wajaale, i knew i was safe. but along the way to the SL border, i was further insulted and called some really dirty names. but NOT ALL OG's are like this LAKIIN. some of the greatest people I know are OGs. my best friend in the UK was an OG. my ex-gf was an OG. my cousins are OG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. we LOVE the OGs. God bless the OGs. forever more.
  11. Haatu, there's been no new maid since Suad left on New Year's day.
  12. it's said the OG welcome: 1. those who they marry from 2. those who marry their daughters 3. the offspring of their daughters (reer abti) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  13. Haatu;919494 wrote: Alpha, care to share what the problem was? thanks for enquiring Haatu. i appreciate your concern. it was a little domestic issue that got blown out of ALL proportion. i've been avoiding it and now it came to the surface and so suddenly. i'm a little disappointed in losing my anger but i hope it be resolved soon. thanks. Al.
  14. QansaxMeygaag;919492 wrote: What happened bro? Saddest Musa ever... LOL@Q, i aint sad musa brov. naga dee...
  15. Apophis;919486 wrote: I Wonder how many times a day Wyre kisses the feet of a Suad :D i suspect Wyre has a guarantor. this guarantor is responsible for his welfare. this Indentured servant status is surely against reasonable standards of human rights. once every 6 month, Wyre has to renew his residence permit and if his guarantor doesn't want to renew the permit, he doesn't have to. i think that's sad walahi. really sad.
  16. i think its also quite important to recognise that somalis arabist like NG, Wyre and others NO LONGER occupy the Golden throne. in the 1970s, the first group of diaspora somalis, who lived in the arab world were respected. they attained respectability through their ways LOL. now, they are reduced to second class citizen status in the arab world. they have been all but deported and have lost all credibility. the offspring of those early pioneers qurbo-joog trailblazers are seriously pathetic. their never-ending permanent state of influx is like a purgatorial living nightmare. i pity them. but the pendulum of power belongs to WESTERN somalis. they are now better than these pathetic somali-arabs. even, here in the SL, i saw a few of these somali-arabs and i wasn't impressed. they emulated rap stars like lil wayne, 50cents etc. their foreign language is not respected nor impressing those who have a command of the english language. LOOOOOOOOOOL.
  17. there is NO denying the excellent mannerism of ARABS. they have excellent personal dealings with people. the Algerians, tunisians, Libyans and Egyptians are pure SCUM. the so called Khaleeji's, saudi's and those from the Levant regions have excellent mannerism. arabs see somalis as an extension of them. the best example i can think of is: the little brother who is mischievous, the little brother in need. THIS IS NOT NICE. but they don't hate us and we don't hate them.
  18. Mario B;919466 wrote: feeling a little better now, thanks. my bloody evening has been ruined. it'll take some time to recover from this latest happening.
  19. NG is probably like my friend Abdisamad. Abdisamad was a self-hating little ikhwani prick whose mental slavery by Arabs, made him feel insecure and worthless. he was always subservient to them and glorified their supremacy. i met Abdisamad around 2007 and at first, i wasn't impressed by his love for arabia and arabs. Abdisamad and I become good friends over time. and in time, i came to realise, that my initial assessment of him was wrong. i overlooked that he had excellent manners, ethics, code of conduct and that he was an excellent human being. he never backbited, never insulted and always had good relations with all. but nonetheless, these rare qualities in a Somali can NEVER excuse the inferiority complex he suffered. in those days, i was president for life at my uni's student society. i welcomed Abdisamad, in the hope that he may be cured of his worthlessness. it was during those early days, i came to know, that Abdisamad, had personal struggles with the Somali culture. he felt it was wicked, depraved and backward. i was very a proud somalist in those days, too. over a period of two months, Abdisamad changed his ways and his traits were becoming recognisably more somali in their ways and his new found confidence worried me. it was a fake hybrid ramshackled together and it lacked direction. in embracing something he lacked any knowledge off, he fell off the rails, as it were. as each day pasted, i disliked Abdisamad more and more. he was loud, opinionated and as though these traits were innate to him, they flourished beyond what i thought necessary. and like NG, Abdisamad, too, was a late arrival to our culture. because of their perceived arrogance, no doubt, informed by their Arabist supremacist ways, they feel the need to preach to us, in the hope, we can be civilised.
  20. f-ing PISSED OFF! so ANGRY now. like really ANGRY. so PISSED. like really PISSED.
  21. NGONGE;919378 wrote: ^^ Because it's half term. SOL has lost those with the ability to express themselves in an intersting way (the last of thsoe was A&T and he's been missing for two full months). i disagree there. i'm more than capable of expressing myself in the most interesting ways. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. NG, guess where i am? LOL