i'm going out.........bye.

^ are you taking the piss or something? ......and what will you do while we WAKE UP? empty rhetoric from delusional individuals is not not worthy of mention.

^Lincoln was better though. the first somalis to attend the oscars. very proud of the lads. they were granted a last minute visa to attend.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

the oscars 2013......................................................................Argo for best film? WTF!

i'm out y'all.

Showqi;921332 wrote: Alpha, because you mentioned that he was malnourished. Waar inanka noolee baan ku idhi:D that's NOT my concern dee showqiiiiyo....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. p.s - i'm kind to my family but they always take information from me and report it back to their families. so that mahmah is true for them....kuu sheekeye kaa sheekeeye ha la sheekaysan....LOOOOOOOOOOOOL......

Apophis;921317 wrote: The kid wanted some pocket money to help him with his ongoing, and going nowhere, shukansi with the local easy. And you offered horrible Mcvitties Digestives!! It would have been fine if you gave him some Rich Tea, but digestives?! Blah how do you know i didn't give him pocket money? a gaal atheist, like you, who works on speculative presumptions, has no business discussing Al's internal family dynamics. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. .....also Digestives are a luxury good here...in case, you didn't know that, too....

Showqi;921312 wrote: Alpha ninyohow gacan adakidaa, ma shaah iyo buskut oo qudha ayaad siisay your skinny inaadeer. No casho fiican no pocket money smh. Showqi, i was actually rather nice to him. he stayed for almost 40mins. he's a university student, you see. i didn't waste time in discussing trivial affairs but quizzed, with a somewhat interrogative manner, about his studies. i gave him a book to read too. he is to come and see me and Al on the 24th of March with a 2000 word book review.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. what does he need casho fiican for? do you think i'm running the salvation army here?! LOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ perhaps, you can start by explaining these puzzling questions ya Apoow?

in the last hour or so i was visited by a random person. i didn't expect this person to visit at all. my little cousin came a long from his humble home to visit his beloved older cousin Al. we sat down in the main living room of my house. i give him some biscuits and cup of tea....you could see in his malnourished frame, he could have done with a second helping of my imported English biscuits (Mcvities Digestives) . it was excellent to see him. he reminded Al of why he risked life and limb to come back home. i needed some human company after my recent unilateral decision to live in self-imposed solitude. but, i was willing, to make an exception to the set rules, and we spoke of familial affairs but i didn't delve into his sudden and unexpected visit. mind you, he's not exactly my favourite little cousin but nonetheless, i was happy to see him. as he left, after i hurriedly implied that he ought to leave, Alpha and I, escorted him, to the gates and in unison uttered some passionate words like ''you know we're family, it's always important we maintain contact and have regular communication. take care my walal and call me as soon as you reach home (in the poverty-stricken kilili 5aad area of hargeisa near the two tits :D:D:D:D)''. what was the little rascal doing in these leafier parts of town? what was the reason for his unannounced visit? was he doing a monitoring visit this late in the evening? questions for Alpha and I to ponder over this misty African night.....:p

a very nice song. one of my personal favourites. singing along with it too. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nuune;921178 wrote: Blondie , Burco igama xigtid ee ka bul dheh adeer , you have never spent one hour in that place and yet you telling me anaa iska leh Burco, same applies to me dhakayahay...... oraad oo tag burco dee.... maxaad iiga sheegaysa Nuunoow.

*Blessed;921214 wrote: No, I'm not an Alpha script! walahi bilahi i DO NOT have any scripts currently active on these boards. but i'll have you know, even, if, that were the case, I DO NOT tolerate physical abuse against my scripts. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :p

Lads (Zack, Jacques, WW) stop ruining this thread with what can only be described as below the gutter type of poor sense of humour. its NOT amusing, nor funny and quite frankly its pathetic. Hibo Nuura was NOT on the final 100 list. i copied that pic from facebook. she's in Canada but i know her husband and we're good friends dee

he’s going home, he’s going home, he’s going, Alpha’s going home he’s going home, he’s going home, he’s going, Alpha’s going home he’s going home, he’s going home, he’s going, Alpha’s going home three SL residence Visas on the passport Tottenham still gleaming three years of hurt never stopped me dreaming p.s - for those who know....:p

OdaySomali;921204 wrote: Unfortunately I cannot share the content of the messages, partly to preserve the privacy of the Private Messages but also because I do not want to further endanger my life, more than I have already done I might get shanked or something :eek: Your support is note Alpha, we need to let it be known that honetly will not silenced, the truth shall prevail! Its good to know you got my back, in case there is trouble :cool: ^ waar, why are you lying for.....it was me who sent you the intimidating PM wasn't it? :p.

oba hiloowlow;921194 wrote: stupidh ayuranti waaye nooh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF! Oba, what's wrong with you? why are you backbiting me with your af-xamari phonetics. how dare you walahi. i thought you were my friend?

nuune;921193 wrote: Innaa Lillaahi, a sad thread where replacing nalka is mentioned iyo the lack of hilib in an canjeero, how is canjeero supposed to have hilib if it is not a suqaar faankuulo faarabuuto ah. can you please STOP your mental abuse Nuune. i'm feeling quite vulnerable today. both Alpha and I are very sad ruunti and that's why we've been listening to Daniel Powter's one hit wonder BAD DAY. this thread is our ONLY relieve of comfort from the harsh realities of our repetitive pathetic excuse of a rea-life/online life . we usually broadcast everything on here and we will soon post our imminent attempt of joint suicide by self-induced torture on here for all to see dee. you'll be complicit for encouraging this.... marka naga amuus and isku xishood....otherwise, i'll do it....you hear LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Alpha Blondy;921180 wrote: OMG, the lights in my chill room just went out. WTF!? this is MADNESS! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL for 10mins it was literally a case of the blind leading the blind......me and Alpha managed to replace the light. well done! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. LOOOL.

this odaysomali is a complete and utter liar. his epic travels are NOT accompanied by pictures. its a lie.

oba hiloowlow;921183 wrote: Tell them to eff themselves my nigga freedom of speech is an absolute right +1,000,000

OdaySomali;921177 wrote: I have been receiving threats via PM to edit my comments about Burco boodhweyn, can you believe it :eek: looool it was a little crude, but, if, possible, could you perhaps divulge the key contents of this threatening message....i know that NORF and Blessed are typical reer burao in their ways. also freedom of speech is crucially important and must be held in the highest regards at all times. its a little disappointing that such threats are all too familar on SOL in 2013.

OMG, the lights in my chill room just went out. WTF!? this is MADNESS! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wyre;921167 wrote: Alpha ayaa maanta afsoomaali i baraayo, what the :D i didn't say that? i was merely saying you could do with some major improvements in your sentence construction LOL. STOP being a little arrogant prick ya wyroow. :p

oba hiloowlow;921165 wrote: Yo Al wag1, just been chilling this weekend with some friends. maxaa isku dhiciyo? brovs, i'm a little pissed at the lack of hilib in the qado's these days LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i've been chilling dee brovs. you know me. a pathetic socially reclusive prick. i don't have any friends marka maxaa isku dhicikara? waxa lagayaba inan iska taago London. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. what exactly did you do this weekend?