OMG, this is the farthest east i've gone:D and its absolutely wonderful. Ceel Afweyn is the most beautiful place I've ever seen. this incredible city was 14th on my list of places to visit in the world. i'm here, i've made it and i'm loving it. the ceel afweynians people are very hospitable and seem to be very nice. the city is buzzing with activity. its fantastic. i'll keep y'all updated.

Alpha Blondy;921686 wrote: i've been FORCED to pull out the trolling early tonight, i'm afraid. i have to attend to emergency matters. i don't know if i'll be back anytime soon walahi. goodbye. Al. LIVE from Ceel Afweyne......... i'm using my wireless dongle thingy. OMG, y'all have to see this place. its beautiful. i've never seen anything like it........

i've been FORCED to pull out the trolling early tonight, i'm afraid. i have to attend to emergency matters. i don't know if i'll be back anytime soon walahi. goodbye. Al.

AT is a regional administration whore, ma istidhi?

underdog;921671 wrote: LOL...NO IT'S NOT!!!!!! Ket is Ketamine...d@mned horse tranquilizer. what are you talking about Unders? i heard about this kat. how do you know about horse tranquilisers' anyways?

somalicentric soo bax adiguna.....i was kidding. why the sudden disappearance dee? its was all banter babes.....:p

where's that kuffar hadaba....?

N.O.R.F;921650 wrote: loool finally this sad thread comes to life (and isnt because of Alpha) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL there always laughter on this thread. it doesn't matter who provides but walahi its all jokes, all the time. why are you being divisive? baal go on and crack a little joke? i thought so.....marka naga daa dee. p.s - i would've insulted you big time walahi but we'll probably see each other again dee.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

haatu, you MUST write little stories more often!!!!. i'm dying from laughter right now. these two social outcasts could provide excellent social commentary on the world, as it passes them by, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. i'm tempted to write a little story featuring jamac and kaahiye about the latest horse meat controversy. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Haatu;921639 wrote: Well in my area, there's these two well known Somali sarkhaans oo laga samrey (yacni absolute failures of life) that are forever sitting on the curb or on some bench drinking or sleeping. One day they had an argument when one of them (let's call him Jaamac) noticed that the other one (we'll call him Kaahiye) was drinking with his left hand. Jaamac: Innaa lillaahi waryaa Kaahiye war bahasha midigta ku cab! Kaahiye: War naga tag waxaas danteena ma ehee Jaamac: War maxaa tiri? War waa sunno oo Nebiga (NNKH) ayaa yiri! Kaahiye: Ma ku cabaayi ee na daa Kolkaas Jaamac tuu xanaaqey buu yiri Jaamac: Walaahi hadaad ka noqon wayso inaan mar dambe kula soconeynin. Kaahiye: Ka noqon maayo Jaamac storms off in fury. 5 mins later Jaamac returns asagoo dhala khamra wato. Kaahiye looks up amused. Kaahiye: Oo soo adiga laha ku garab socon maayo? Jaamac: War naga aamus kalabyahow oo bench-ka nafaas nooga bannee They drank their worries away and forgot about the whole fuss :D :D:D:D:D madness. vices and ethics working in tandem ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nin-Yaaban;921633 wrote: Horta waxaan maqlay waxaa jiro qaad Kaniini (pill form) ah oo lacuno. Run miyaa, mise waa iska sheeko bereleydii Somali Maxamed? yes!.....they've developed a pill form. its called Kat and its sold to clubbers. some say its quickly replacing MDMA and stuff.

PM UPDATE: REJECTION of ALPHA by somalicentric......:( special dedicated to my old flame somalicentric.......just listen to these heart felt words my jacyl.....:(:(

how much longer do WE have to endure this never dying, continually resurfacing, tit-for-tat and lethargic thread NORFoow, inaadeer?

i wonder what tribe this man is.....he looks tutsi walahi. perhaps, he's not even SOMALI.... my former colleague justin who was the nicest guy ever.......is now behind BARS. he's apparently got a hearing at the ICC too. this wonderful person was all along a mass killer ileen. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;921612 wrote: And I see it has gone PM :D Alpha, how does it feel to converse with yourself its too early to say how this PM flirtation will go...so far . i've been forced to prompt Somalicentric for replies.......but if she doesn't give me her facebook, it'll be considered a FAILURE...keep y'all updated. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. ROCK'N ROLL baby!

the British justice system is pathetic walahi....this man has been in the uk since 1996...(16/17 yrs ago). now, considering that he's 30 years old... this could only mean he was miserably failed institutionally....as a youth of more than 13/14 years. he has ever right to sue the public authorities who FAILED him. he could also take his case to the ECJ under HRA 1998 and in particular under articles 4 and 10.

as for the topic and Indian women. NO Thanks.

in that order....:ma fahanteen, ya? :p edit...replace 4 with 5 and 5 with 4. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ i use to be in love with pocahontas, once....but, i'll be damned ma istidhi....., i've NEVER seen her look so suggestive... should WE take this post SOL-watershed convo in the PMs? :D:D:D:D.

Haatu;921567 wrote: Somalicentric, pardon me but are you one of Alpha's scripts? i REALLY like this Somalicentric chick. i followed up on a few links she posted once. i think she's cool with a GSOH and... i think she's quite attractive too. . i did after all....glance at a few pics of her looking somewhat suggestive....i would love to hook up with a "......blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...'' type of afro-centric-ebonita-whose-all-about having-open-mic-conscious-poetry-sessions ......but she likes black men...like this nigerian nigga guy....''Iyanya''...she speaks off.....shame. chicks like somalicentric make me SICK and in all honesty, i'd rather have NO association, whether real, or indeed imagined, with them, or her more specifically....:p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s i'm joking somalicentric.....NO REALLY....i'm NOT..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;921519 wrote: London to Paris? Impressive. The most I've done was London to Swanage (around 120 miles) over 2 days. That was some tough shish. Alpha, what is foox? lol at the kids pic. That got me thinking. I think I know why Somalis have big foreheards. It's because of the shame ups. hey haatu, how are you bro? you feeling better.....yet? flu is for women dee....naaga daa....LOOOOOOOOOOL....:p i learnt to ride the bike at the tender age of 15. in those early days, i wasn't allowed out, to play, with my friends. my mother would always say its dangerous out there and those 'gaalo' will kidnap you...''wa khataar ee iska jir....yaroow'' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. foox is frankincense....i'm finding myself swaying closer towards Sufism, these days. LOOOOOOL..... those kids are awesome. i wonder if, their parents, traveled with them to the OSCARS. do you think inay isku dhiibey doonan maamulka gobolka Kalifornia ee dalka Maraykanka for asylum? :D:D:D:D. i hope they grow up to be good actors.....those little kids from slumdog millionaire are NO where to be seen, that's quite sad, really.

THANKS for proving the HATERS wrong Canno! waay dushay burao walle....ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....

how many more years? indeed.........

a good evening to all. i'm having a cup of strong Ethiopian coffee. i'm burning foox whist listening to Maxamed Mooge and i'm getting ready to troll. LOOOOOOOOOOOL. awesome....................