18 people have been killed......in various places across Kenya...... can you confirm? what is their tribe? why were they killed? was this related to the elections? and also i've heard there were two major explosions........ were these in eastleigh? and were any somali or somali kenyans involved in these attacks....whether as the perpetrators or the victims? p.s MMA....you're a living legend.....abowe iga raali noqo for all my insults and attacks against you in the past......i hope we can be good friends inshallah.

Haatu;923835 wrote: Wow your life is more pathetic than I had first thought. Amazing. p.s - the only good thing in my life is a my little garden.......there is NOTHING else.......

oba hiloowlow;923821 wrote: why should he be sentenced in the US isn't it better if he s brought to justice in somalia? If not they should be brought to justice in Hague Samatar is a US national.......so he should be tried in the US.

^ lagu xukumo ''Somalia'' kulaha.....Oba, you know better than this.....the 'Somalia' justice is pathetic and inadequate.....not to mention if, at all, they would be considered 'criminals'..........

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a fall from grace. i will delete all his songs from my hard drives. he is complicit in the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people.....

hi. i'm a little tired. any advice?

i'm out y'all. bye.

LOL@Haatu, perhaps...one day..... i'm quite similar too but i always loved after its over....the last time i was in love, i got burnt. man those high society folks, really know the true value of love, ma istidhi... layla, the only woman. i've truly loved, and cared for, is now married with a kid. i've never felt that weird sensation....since. every chick is judged against layla. she was smart, had a GOSH and knew me very well. she made me laugh a lot but was also the only chick who made me cry. it was back in 2009 and we'd be dating for just over 11 months, when i told her, one rainy night, in London, that i couldn't give her what she wanted.......she wanted to get married, you see. i was a mere student, broke and dejected by circumstance in those days. 6 months later, having completed my studies and with a basic job, i tried to rekindle things but she'd moved on. at the time, i didn't understand why, she was no longer feeling me, but time heals and i now know why.....she was looking for calaf..., you see and i didn't know the meaning of such intimate fallacies, then. she's now married and walahi i still think about her all the time........ if you find the one, make sure you hold her tight, so very tight, until you press against her ribs and let all your inner feelings revealed themselves to her....because, otherwise, you'll forever ask yourself why? the why is why i fled to Somaliland and why, i cannot love again. she's taken the best part of me, and i worry, sometimes, i've become emotional dead because she's zapped all my energy...my love, my feelings, my life. i will forever be enslaved by the regret, the boyish can-do-attitude of yesteryears, and the second guessing of her true intentions towards me....she opened her life to me, to share, so intimately and i carelessly didn't reciprocate...as they say laakin....life goes on.... but what is left of my life without her....

Haatu;923679 wrote: Man you two are experts in lying. QansaxQaras, maxaad sheegeysaa? Haatuoooooooooooooooow, iska waraan inaadeeroow, ka waran reerki? ka waran shaqadee? ka waran jacaylaada kuu soo maray, jacaylkii kugu fiicna? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu, Nin-Yaaban and lil_sagal STOP browsing the thread and fadlaan ka qeb qata the TROLLING and CANTARBAQASHING........ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;923662 wrote: Hablaha duriyyadu waa gob inadeerow waaku sidee im trying to talk bahalkan ''Slang'' la Yidhaahdo teenagers-ku hadlaan. maad garanee.. waxaan kugu so gabagabeynaya hadalkeygu Waan Jecelahay .. waan Qiimaayna Hablaha yaga somaliland ee Rabbi Hanoogu dhawro Sharafta iyo Xishood , waan ka wada hadleynaa our ''business'' LOOOOOOOL Al you have become the typical local trying to milk the diasporian bello isn't it enough im going to that forsaken town of xamar where people all the way from miyiga will come to your house and say abaha iyo aniga ilma adeer labaad baynu nahay ee lacag ii sii and your like nigga who da hell are you!!?? Nacalaa Shaklak granted..it was a mishap. if its the same language where bad = good.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@ Al you have become the typical local trying to milk the diasporian walahi you're right......i've changed my ways...there are several packages on their way to me, now.....anyone whose coming is FORCED to bring something of value....i've been building up a supply of luxurious items walahi.....my medicines stash are now enough to open a small pharmacy walahi........... ta kale, there's no limit to my peculiar requests to those coming here.....they bring all sorts....from clothes, luxury food items to toiletries....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....in fact, i often boast about my imported goods from the WEST....of course, never alluding to, how i've come to acquired them....:p

oba hiloowlow;923661 wrote: well i was in Suuq Mugdi one day then i saw this amazing 10/10 girl in Kismaayo Road,with mariin colour, big booty thighs the whole package baan ku idhi dee, timaheeda daafaha dabeylaha baa lulaye that day, i was reminded of Omar Dhuule's song ''xuural cayn laa moodye xaragada uu dhalataaay'' so i talked to her she gave me her number and i was going to meet her the next day nasiib daro laakin the next day i had to leave the town to go to Nairobi for a urgent meating i never saw her again. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL classic stuff.....i hope you find your love when you come back........i don't usually have Hollywood inspired sentimental experiences like that.....but i did once meet this extraordinaryly good looking chick in a bar in addis.....it was love at first sight....we danced into the early hours of the night..... unbeknownst to my poppy-love shenanigans..... ileen mashruuc beey iga dhigatay... this chick had been grooming Al the entire night to exhort 5000 birr.....i loved her nonetheless......i paid for her taxi and we went our separate ways.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....PURE MADNESS ma istidhi?

babes, naga daa the puns yeah......one could read a lot into your statements...LOL.... do you want to join me in the trolls thread.....we can decipher the meanings of these puns.....

oba hiloowlow;923651 wrote: inform every biiches on your phone list oba baa so socdo LOOOOOOOOL, - 1,000,000....... side inna Xoosh ayad caayeysa haaweenka duriyada ma istidhi? isku xishood dee inaadeerooow....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...... i'll send you a list of things i need, here. i'll even send via dahabshiil....unless, of course, the generosity of the unuka....is not what it use to be...? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba, go for something banal and give it the Oba hiloowlowian aspect... e.g.....in the case of Jacburland...pretend you've received an inside scoop on the latest dealings..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - i can't believe you've booked your ticket to Somalia and Somaliland.....that's great news. should i inform casha holland, an unuka, with some euro dosh is coming through? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

chubacka;923637 wrote: haha@ this tread. To answer your question W, no, you can't talk to a person you do not like for the phone for so long and on a regular basis. I think it's one of two things a) she likes the attention and he probably flatters her and they just enjoy all the flirting b) she likes him and perhaps see's a future with him. Either way don't get involved I say. so...i take it, you've been stringing me along all these years.....all OUR intense discussions on these board....meant nothing to you...miyaa?

^ in europe, the quaky eccentricities and the outwardly individualised personal freedoms of the great satan that is america...... don't exist....waa in aad qof kale ku abtiirsatid....e.g - i was once hailed as being similar to Jeffrey Archer. so they called me the ''black jeffrey archer''....

Yacin, an old friend of mine, preceded Mo Farah as a torchbearer of sorts in this field .....he suffered a major injury just before the Gothenburg World Champions in 1995...he was also a middle-distance runner..... ku duuc the new kid on the block....he looks like a replica of Mo Farah..... Mo Farah will earn 250,000GBP for running half of the London Marathon...he's being accused of profiteering from the sport by Steve Cram and Paula Radcliffe.

Abu-Salman;923622 wrote: lol the smaller the spanner yeah, being naturally kind/considering public interest is seen as weakness and ethics as foolishness...the reason why things are as they are. mind you, they called us "yaakhii" during summer breaks from jabuuti back in the 90s , but somalis everywhere think alike though... waar yaakhigu wa caanoboodhe....these yaakhi's are the dhaqan celiska laa sheego...their softness, their laissez faire attitudes, the way they speak af-Somali.....everything about them, based on my observations, seem to indicate 2'' spanner would easily slice them open......:p

Abu-Salman;923612 wrote: my bad sxb, just meant the locals ruthlessness, yacni somali mentality that sabotage good initiatives... so you're now saying i'm ''porridge'' or even worse an ''awr'' or even the most offensive of ALL...... a ''baceed''....miyaa?????? reer somaliland locals have names for weak and pathetic prey.... laakin i'm post-diaspora Abuooow...they would also say a 3'' spanner or a 8'' spanner would open him! i reckon the 20'' spanner would slice open me open....these days ......in effect....the smaller the spanner - the easier the prey. :D:D:D:D

Tallaabo;923594 wrote: ^ I just have little doubts about the whole Somali clan thing. To me it is more like a football club and we are its hooligans. well.....its important to me....and you have to respect my rights to be possessed by it, to be in awe of it, to belong to it...... i cling on to my Somali tribal identity because its the one thing rooted in something concrete....through the lineage. what is british-somali baal.........all these hyphenated social constructs and lifestyle choices are NOT enough for me........where as my tribe is EVERYTHING to me......

Alpha Blondy;923526 wrote: its getting a little intense here...we havent spoken for the last 20mins.......some advice would be useful.....please? thank God for the internet.....and an array of somali channels on TV......you're bound to find something worth discussing........ so far we've discussed the jubbaland situation, boroma and few other controversial topics........he's a d-hunter excellent friend of mine...... where's Qansax when you need his advice on sensitive issues......