in need of daqan celis....ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

busy....... busier....... busiest........day in ages...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm out y'all....

Alpha Blondy;924073 wrote: i'm going out to get my casho. it'll be basic....see y'all around yeah...?! .....one word: IRRESPONSIBLE Mrs. Blondy:its very IRRESPONSIBLE going out at 1am in that Sub-Saharan third world city........you know alpha, i'm just NOT sure how many more times i'll have to remind you that this isn't London and your pathetic gangsterism and bravado isn't going work there...yaaroow! Alpha: yes mother....i know, i'm sorry but..i...i....i Mrs. Blondy: i've told you a million times before to at ALL times ensure your personal safety.....how will you ever become president, if you're being reckless with your safety....? whatever possessed you to conjure up this bright idea....what were you thinking going out at 1am.....don't you know there are killers who are dangerous and who do terrible things to people roaming hargeisa that time of morning.... Alpha: yes mother....i'm sorry...but...i can ex..exp..expl..expla..explai..explainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..... Mrs. Blondy: there's NO need to explain anything.... i've been let down by your antics again and i'm quite frankly disappointed that you would do this......yaaroow..... Alpha:.....but, i,i,i....i was just...just....but....but..... Mrs. Blondy: JUST...what? speak...dee''i was just....?'' ''i was just....?'' PATHETIC.....ma fahantahay yaaroow.... there are NO excuses or for that matter...NO buts or maybes where your pathetic ideas are concerned....you think you're so bright don't you? you think your smart...ma istidhi....?.yaaroow ha iga xanaagin warya .... illaahay maad ka baqatid......i've being very patient with you and you know that very well.... Alpha: yes mother, i'm sorry.....hadaba...dee Mrs. Blondy: if you're getting your casho at these late times, what other aspects of your life is lacking.....are you getting your daily 5-a-day fruits..in varying combinations? are you taking your vitamin supplements? how is your stomach....are your bowls in good shape....? Alpha: i'm fine mother, you needn't worry...ruunti. i'm a grown man and i can look after myself...i have to go now. bye.. -------------------------------- still a satellite despite our 6137km distance.....ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - love my family. they mean the world to me but i'm glad to have got away...that is.... physically......:D:D:D:D

Abu-Salman;924070 wrote: she's just elderly hence vulnerable, nothing to do with politics... abuooow, inaar, you haven't answered my questions....dee. do they have you under surveillance over there? those pasty frenchies are probably helping to sustain IOG and his thuggery antics... indefinitely.

i'm going out to get my casho. it'll be basic....see y'all around yeah...?!

JB doesn't have red teeth....WTF are you talking about you little prick? you're always at home....ma istidhi horta? i'm also NOT surprised that your desktop is in the living room....where all your seedy browsing activities are clear for all to see somaha? you need to upgrade you little mark-a-bull. get a life and stop criticising me....i'm somewhat vulnerable tonight. i had a call from london earlier this evening and it wasn't good. my mother was criticising me as a money waster and irresponsible...

^ political disobedience in the yaakhi land is as rare as IOG losing weight....ma istidhi inaar? are you a political spin-doctor or what Abuooow? what do you do in that terrible place....? and is your ayeeyo running for office? kulaha..... liberation..... djibouti is the most vile and as close as you can get to hell on earth walahi....i've never seen socio-economic disparities of that magnitude. obviously, i was staying at the kempsinki and having a tropical juice by the pool but my few interactions with the ordinary folks of djibouti....left me somewhat dumbfounded as to how they tolerate their condition and how it became the norm......i support your ayeeyo 100%.....plenty of grannies have changed the world before like rosa parks (she would've been 100 this year) and ellen johnson sirleaf of libera....LOOOOOOL

Haatu;924054 wrote: Nothing really, just wondering what chewing every night does to you What does SLTV say about other Somalis? to be quiet honest..... i try to limit wasting my time on SLNTV. its bulletins are rather insightful but for the most part, its editorial line is below the standard....if it was created for the purposes of indoctrinating the masses then its failed on that front too. i know some of the presenters of SLNTV and we regularly chill but even they seem a little numb to my direct and unequivocal criticisms. i do like the international news section.....its commentary of international news is somewhat brief but decent....it hardly makes any politically incorrect attempts at taking a dig at the other somali's woes and their never ending nightmares. i like watching the children's show. there's a little kid whose the presenter....he's terrible and obviously lacks the necessary experience but i love watching Disney cartoons translated into af-Somaali. the other day, i was watching Madagascar and i was literally in tears at the different voice actors and their crude attempt at interpreting the plot.... i'm having a cup of tea and some biscuits.....inaar naga xishood dee....maxa ka si ah?

SLTV is now broadcasting a debate about petroleum and the effects of its increasing costs.....interesting debate.....

i'm just watching my daily dose of Somaliland National TV......its polluting my mind with its xenophobic propaganda and incredibly bias version of events programmes.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what's it to you....you little mark-a-bull? i can do what i want? there is no one here to tell me what to do....ma fahamtahay?

^ what's the situation in djibouti.....when will the djiboutian spring happen?

XX, do you even know which tribe lives near naasaha? near kiililka 5-aad? is this is a sick perverted innuendo?

just chilling this african night, you know.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;923967 wrote: waryee Al check your Pm its urgenttttttttt checking................

Haatu;923937 wrote: .............. Healthy lifestyle + exercise + spirituality = Healthy mind. oh yeah........expand on this baal?

Apophis;923951 wrote: I'd just like to say, you people still make me sick. Thank you. F OFF.

oba hiloowlow;923934 wrote: i have seen some weird stuff ninyahow xalay i had an inception dream walahi i kid you not :eek: Oba, i often have visions. i haven't had one recently. these inception dreams, however are concerning.....what is/was the main themes of these dreams? people often experience these wicked dreams when things are a little unsettled in the real world. its perfectly normal but i suppose in your case, its concerning......how could you live with yourself after those vampire-like unuka raids of the early 90s in mogadishu. your harrowing dreams are, perhaps, a manifestation of your deep seated regrets. seek counselling ASAP......when your condition develops to the next stage, you'll find yourself having regular occurrences of these vicious dreams.......a case of mingis is in order....i'll speak to abbas from my local dirta insaanka herbal centre...and get back to you. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nuune;923822 wrote: ^^ lool you might not be familiar with Khat types, but khat when growing is just like that, anagaa ku takhasusney dee Alpha , why not start a gardening business in Somaliland, the promising thing about this is the low cost investment, and the margins are explosive. Possible business ideas on gardening: - Sell gardening tools and products to the public, businesses - Run training sessions for gardening design - Courtyard design - Hydroponic landscaping, you could actually charge clients on a monthly service fee for maintaining etc - Sellign garden plants - Tourism garden, where tourists tour your garden and enjoy the scenary and beautiful design, you can charge them by the minute or hourly, or daily pass, or family pack ticket, I am recommedning you to look into this and call it Beerta Nasashada not Beerta Naasaha, ha isku khaldin the two Nuune, this small garden is for my personal consumption ONLY....its not yet open to the general public. laakin, i never hesitate to remind my close and personal friends of highest calibre of its beauty and the incredible amount of work that goes into sustaining its development. mind you, this is not my first attempt at gardening, here in SL. when i was at the UoH teacher's house, i bought some types, quality soil and some beautiful baby flowers. in those days of my SL adventure, i spent hours working on it and also staring at its beauty..... it purposely filled a deep void within the inner section of my being. i had to leave the house in Ramadan 2011 but not before, the landlord congratulated me, for my efforts. he was a keen gardener too. people in SL love plants of all sorts and colours. almost all the houses have small gardens. the bigger houses have beautiful gardens. i've seen so many beautiful gardens...ruunti. i'm quite sure....there is an ample need for a B&Q or a Homebase, but the market is currently controlled by oromos, who NOT procure the plants/flowers on demand but who'll also maintain the gardens for very little money. i've had some assistance by one such oromo guy. he's very useful and has helped to develop Al's garden. unfortunately, however, not all people, have an obsession with such lofty recreations like Al. ...... most people just want to see beautiful well maintained gardens but they do very little in the way of its development. for me, its more about the process than the end product or indeed the aesthetics of a well maintained garden....to know, that, i've personally, spent many hours and effort into its development is very satisfying.

oba hiloowlow;923932 wrote: Nabadoon alfoow i fear for my mental health ii caawi dee maxaa ka si ah? give me a short descriptions of these worries.....

NGONGE;923816 wrote: Blocks 1,3,11,13 and 14 looks like weeds, saaxib. LOOOOOOOOOOL i don't know the names of these plants but its NOT weeds....its grows quite fast.....and it has spouted some flowers...

nuune;923812 wrote: That looks to me more of Khat harvesting season, are you sure it is not khat, but I do admire your creativity ont he gardening, you have a good taste on women. LOOL@Nuunooow, its very clear this isn't khat.....what are you insinuating inaadeerooow? sxb, this little garden is excellent for passing time. it's also quite useful in maintaining an active lifestyle. i'm really enjoying it. i'm quite proud of it too...ruunti..... kulaaha..........you have a good taste on women. i think i've demonstrated my readiness to look after a woman now.......i guess, if you can develop an excellent personal garden, you certainly have the skills to look after a woman....ma istidhi? :p

oba hiloowlow;923840 wrote: Alpha Blondy Adjective 1: causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight. 2. affecting or moving the feelings. 3. pertaining to or caused by the feelings. 4. miserably or contemptibly inadequate: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba, there's a lot more to my personality...laakin, i've found this melancholic attitude of Al's, is working rather well......LOOOOOOOL:D

KEY NOTES FOR FEB 2013 last month.... i once again.... invested quite a lot of time into the garden....... BLOCK 3 has been planted with 3 new plants. this includes two new plants and a small plant moved from BLOCK 14. BLOCK 5A has been planted with a new 'rare' plant. Mohamed, my friend and fellow gardening buddy was able to source from his friends house... BLOCK's 7, 12 and 15 have been planted with a beautiful flower plant. i first saw these flower plants, which were fully grown at my friend's garden. i was able to obtain 3 small plants from him... BLOCK 8.5 was planted with a new slightly bigger but similar plant. these plants smell beautiful and apparently have medicinal benefits. BLOCK 11 was planted with a new excellent looking flower plant but the harsh sun dealt a severe blow to its growth....i've since, replanted it, with better quality soil and in a plastic container. the plastic container, which was a plastic drinking bottle, was cut at the bottom to ensure the root grows naturally into the ground. BLOCK 11 was also planted with a smaller plant removed from BLOCK 14. BLOCK 15 was planted with two new 'khaki' type looking plants but unfortunately one was uprooted after failing to grow. the other plant is making slowly progress mashallah. BLOCK's 12, 14, 9, 8.5, 8, 7 were unfortunately attacked by a goat on the 28th of FEB. if you look at the pink flower in BLOCK 9, you could see the damage sustained. Additional Notes i purchased new soil fertiliser around the 15th of feb....this has made a big difference to BLOCKS 8 and BLOCK 15. they are growing very fast..mashallah.. i commissioned the entire garden to be sprayed with insecticide. i've yet to see its effects.