Alpha Blondy

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  1. SomaliPhilosopher;924950 wrote: I heard the one on the left is a descendant of Barre kidnapped by the parents of the kid in the right for the purpose of creating such videos axmaaryaho isku xishood. these kids are making a political point. unless, of course, you're against child actors? they are doing an excellent job in educating all those ignorant people out there. too often somali politics has been made seemingly complicated by so called commentators. its time to make it accessible to all the people.
  2. i actually watched this vid, Oba. the little Somalilander kid makes some excellent points and it would far better, for Somaliland, if he was solely tasked with representing us in the Somaliland-Somalia talks.
  3. i wonder how long..... before Turkish becomes one of the official language of Somalia....... as enshrined in their constitution?
  4. NG, i find you repulsive. i don't like you. i never have. you think you're smart, you think you know it all. but i tend to think otherwise. i have, on several occasions, formally invited, you, to blog with me on this thread....in the hope of further consolidating our friendship. you've chosen to ignore these invites..... instead posting as and you like. all you've ever posted on my thread is ridicule and severely lacks in sense of humour. i find this absolutely unacceptable. you either blog with some dignity and accord me the respect i'm due or please simply leave my thread. i will NOT remind you again. ma fahantahay inaar? Al. p.s - this purposeless and mental arithmetic jargon laden pic makes no sense whatsoever. its not funny, its has no specific relevance to this thread, it doesn't convey your message clearly. please post appropriate content and STOP trolling. also this pic has the F-word on it. i do not want my thread to be deleted, so please edit this immediately. your gaffe prone posts these days are shockingly awful.
  5. Daqane;924921 wrote: Alpha I drive spacio toyota and am a fake online blogger. fake online blogger aside...... these are the list of cars in SL 1. Toyota Mark II Grande (indho cade) 56% of all car ownership (very popular with female NGO workers) 2. Toyota Crown (car of choice for fake diaspora folks who bask in the glory of their passports) 3. Toyota Landcruiser - Layla Alawi (NGOs choice of hire car) 4. Toyota Surf (Daqane's choice of car) 5. Toyota Landcruiser in various version 6. Nissan Patrol 7. Suzuki viara others makes do exists....i forget their names.. but there 4 mercedes (2 m-series). 5 or 6 range rovers in discovery and freelander. lol currently registration is 48675..the last car i saw. when i came it was at 35000. massive improvement...ma istidhi. earliest car plate i saw was 0134 toyota cressida from early 90s. ----- Daqane, can you me give a profile of the cars..in xamar
  6. Wadani;924926 wrote: Wallee been maad sheegin. oh yeah...do carry on...as it were inaar.
  7. Apophis;924922 wrote: Maybe because all those possessions do not keep away the nothingness you feel deep down? Just guessing. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@guessing STFU...... do carry on...as it were. p.s - you're right Apo.
  8. Wadani;924919 wrote: Alpha ud be my hero if I wasn't already better than u. loooooool. baal waxan yar eega....ee nala tirsanaya....you little ice-dweller in captivity. i'm home and i'm NOT confounded by the niggerisation complex of being a second class citizen in the WEST. ''in the UK I was one of a million, here in Somaliland, i'm one in a million'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL sept-dec 2010
  9. ^ thanks....ma istidhi? Apo.....several things to share with you: 1. i live alone in my excellent house including my garden 2. i earn a good salary and also posses large savings 3. i've purchased lots of land and' i've made several good investments 4. i'm a cultural critic and cultural figure like melvyn bragg 5. i'm a respected public figure WHY oh WHY? am i wallowing in self-pity? please advise.
  10. Daqane;924906 wrote: Surfs are excellent cars 4 wheel and narrow enough to get maneuver the city kulaha narrow ...ninkan daqane la baxay....i though xamar had excellent Hollywood and more specifically melrose place styled boulevards? what do you drive adigu inaar? are you even there horta mise your just another fake online blogger.
  11. Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;924901 wrote: Sawirkaan anigaa qaaday, waana hoteel Maka Almakurama. Hoteelkaa deganaa aad ugu dhawaa. I am glad it still painted all-white, the original midab, unlike the new buildings with hideous uncoordinated colours. ruunti....that looks like djibouti....if it wasn't for that grey surf. the number one car of choice in xamar.
  12. Apophis;924880 wrote: Have some dignity FFS. Hide your shame. you little weasel faced rodent. why don't you mind your own business for once and just go and commit suicide. i've told you before...there are 56 different ways to commit suicide. chose one....ma fahantahay? you little jucburland-KDF-jajuus-nigis-wearing-samosa-head.
  13. Alpha Blondy;924875 wrote: Dear Alpha, It is very sad to hear you say you'll quit SOL. If you leave SOL, who and what is left. Despite the lack of comments, you've received on your trolls thread, you're very much a permanent household fixture of SOL. I honestly believe you're an excellent person. You're funny, humorous and you also make me laugh. You should continue with this excellent thread as I feel I've got to know you better. This thread is not only the single greatest thread based on an individual effort but I've come to appreciate the abundant knowledge and useful facts you continually post. Once again, you're very much appreciated here but as you already know our people are emotionally defunct and they also lack humility. Thank you for efforts and for an excellent thread Alpha. WE love you and WE are very much proud of you. Thank you. Alpha Blondy. really.....? (in tears) (also in tears).....that is the single greatest thing anyone has ever said about me... i'm humbled by your kind words and they've given me the encouragement to continue be a member on SOL. i know you meant what you said and i appreciate the honestly and heartfelt words you've expressed. you know, sometimes, its nice to be thanked..... i didn't start this thread because i'm an egomaniac narcissistic prick but i just wanted to share my simple ordinary life with my friends.....and there are many great people on SOL and to be honest they are ALL fantastic and i really appreciate the excellent relationships we've come to develop over the years. anyways, i'm currently in tears... and i fear i will give more away....so i'll better STOP there. p.s - thanks for the kind words bro. really appreciate them dee. you've really made my jeudi sooooooooooooooir and i will absolutely continue to blog on SOL. thanks Alpha. Al.
  14. Alpha Blondy;924864 wrote: WALAHI BILAHI...i will quit SOL. this is fcking pathetic. you bunch of sad pathetic little pricks. just because i was BUSY for once and couldn't troll on my own trolls thread......NO ONE has bothered to post on my thread nor ask key questions relating to my ABSENCE. this is UNACCEPTABLE. you've been warned. this is only a written warning. the next time there will be NO warning nor any tirades from Al. Dear Alpha, It is very sad to hear you say you'll quit SOL. If you leave SOL, who and what is left. Despite the lack of comments, you've received on your trolls thread, you're very much a permanent household fixture of SOL. I honestly believe you're an excellent person. You're funny, humorous and you also make me laugh. You should continue with this excellent thread as I feel I've got to know you better. This thread is not only the single greatest thread based on an individual effort but I've come to appreciate the abundant knowledge and useful facts you continually post. Once again, you're very much appreciated here but as you already know our people are emotionally defunct and they also lack humility. Thank you for efforts and for an excellent thread Alpha. WE love you and WE are very much proud of you. Thank you. Alpha Blondy.
  15. WALAHI BILAHI...i will quit SOL. this is fcking pathetic. you bunch of sad pathetic little pricks. just because i was BUSY for once and couldn't troll on my own trolls thread......NO ONE has bothered to post on my thread nor ask key questions relating to my ABSENCE. this is UNACCEPTABLE. you've been warned. this is only a written warning. the next time there will be NO warning nor any tirades from Al.
  16. these yaakhi's are naturally spasticated. this is not the halem shake.
  17. BUSY or what .....ma istidhi? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
  18. Carafaat;924453 wrote: Waryaa, can you invite them for a intimate social gathering at your place. I like their songs inadeer. well for someone whose very close to the celebrities...WHY NOT? it shouldn't be a problem to invite mursal...ruunti. i've had the following people come to my house: Shay Mire BK Abdiaziz Jarmal Abdi Nur Allale Sahra Halgan Ikram Skinny - C-list celeb LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  19. Xaaji Xunjuf;924433 wrote: My favorite horse XX, is your favourite horse and that white chick friends with benefits.....? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  20. Carafaat;924432 wrote: Alpha, do you know this couple? well of course....its mursal and khadra. we're personal close friends dee.
  21. Apophis;924424 wrote: What can we expect from the master troll this, not so fine, Wednesday? Apo, g'day inaadeero, i'm back to work and the conscious music, i'm afraid. i was off work for 3 weeks. in those 3 weeks.....i chilled.... i relaxed and resolved many outstanding domestic issues. the trolling was excellent too laakin your were MIA.....is everything okay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  22. the world's oldest horse, shayne who was 51 in horse years = 120 in human years....had died after being put to sleep. R.I.P
  23. for those who compare siyaad barre and hugo....STOP being futile. they are both dead and let them rest in peace. isku xishooda.
  24. clocking in for another trolling session. first in again advice of the day: when the going gets tough, don't get tough on yourself, instead delegate.