Oba, ka baax meesha, inaar. i called first dips on G.G.

i will check this thread immediately..... upon which i will bombard them with pictures of Alpha

^ who are these GGoow? EXPOSE them for their lustful lingering thoughts. NAME & SHAME them.

Juxa;927617 wrote: Naga dhaafa suuraha and connect with each other says the woman who came to hargeisa...... and NOT only refused to connect with Al but even worse......didnt bring any cake. hypocrite.

just another case of a self-hating somali female lusting after non-somali men miyaa? maay wax isku falan?

^ i thought he died in abuja, inaar? but its also been alleged that he was buried in gedo. we have to exhume his remains to investigate....exactly how he died, immediately. i heard a little rumour that hassan shiekh mohamud had something to do with it. this guy has been groomed for the role....when has a somali leader ever worn Armani suits? you're silly if you believe he's an NGO worker turned president, walle.

2002. i was only 12 yrs old.....but as shown on the passport. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

clocking in: 12:46pm SL GMT +3 YES! what's up y'all? been attending meetings and stuff all morning. i had to get up 6:20. breakfast was basic and austere. for goodness why CAN'T you find freshly squeezed orange juice?

Nin-Yaaban;927591 wrote: Leave it to Alpha Blondy to find out this hidden agenda and to warn the somali community. AP you are doing a tremendous work here on SoL. Nin-Yaban, we MUST be wary walahi. half the SOLers are moles working the kuffr secret organisations. some have suggested you may possibly be the biggest mole of them all but that's ridiculous. sxb, you're my BEST friend on SOL. how could that be....? or ma istidhi? i've all of a sudden become interested in Boston. thanks for starting the thread sufferz. based on the info provided it doesn't seem all that bad, inaar. its now 3rd on my list of potential US cities....i'd like to move to in 2014 summer. 1st is ATL and 2nd is Salt Lake City. AMERICA, inaar.......i'm COMING. i hope y'all are ready for Al.

JB, inaar, some people are barely literate marka how dare you talk of e-books...ma istidhi? for goodness where is siyaad barre when you need his intervention? he may need to visit hargeisa again but to atone for his sins. down with the small elite with kindles!!!! power belongs to the masses!!!! kacaan of the people will start soon. literacy rates compliant with MDG is the target. R.I.P - Siyaad Barre.

Africaown which is it: a) you want the school cleansed of H.A? b) you want the school run by H.Y? ujedadadu waxay tahay saxiib bal ii sheeg?

i'm out y'all. it was an excellent weekend. but now Alpha has a long week ahead and i'm afraid its going to be tough. but i'm prepared and the countdown to jeudi soir starts now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

apparently there is a ''Suldanka Dhalinyarada''. yep! he's been interviewed on SLNTV now. this would've been the perfect position for me. i'd love to be a tribal elder...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

xabad;927469 wrote: you're melodramatic and over exaggerate trivial shit ma istiri:p LOL. Diaspora folks are known for being calm and collected. so im really starting to doubt whether you grow up in the west. you come across as some home grown ruffian, ready to pick fights at the slightest provocation. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@xabad why did you say this inaar?

^ are you a member of SOLJA?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. so i installed a new security light, further to the existing two lights. when it rained on Thursday, it went out...i know this because its been off. i've been calling the electricity provider for the last 2 days so as to restore it. this little saqaajan from the electricity company came around. i heard a loud bang....followed by several more loud BANGS, which sent an alert trigger to my already heighten senses..... i opened the door and there he stood there looking smug in his 'gear' but looking hardly qualified and addled with khat. i demanded an explanation as to why he was BANGING on the door. he refused to answer my question and as though to further infuriate me.....he said..:''waan iska noqon kaar!.....''. i stood there and just closed the door. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL madness. these guys are taking the piss and i will exact my revenge walahi.

XX, thanks for starting this excellent and indeed timely thread. i think SL journalism standards are very impressive and we ought to be proud of well-trained, hugely talented and much respected professionals who risk life and limb to give us access to information of all leanings. here on the ground, i've always kept a keen eye on journalism standards and i'm always impressed by their professionalism and ethical conduct.

Famous School

MARCH 2013 Sheekh Abdaal, Saxil Region, Somaliland

A family doctor faces jail after secretly recording more than 200 women and girls using a tiny camera hidden inside his wristwatch during years of abuse at his surgery. Dr Davinderjit Bains, 45, had three secret cameras at his home and surgery and sexually assaulted women during unnecessarily intimate examinations behind the closed door of his treatment room. The GP filmed the attacks on a £60 watch with a camera hidden in the face and then downloaded them on to his computer. Experts discovered 361 clips of more than 200 women and teenage girls. Police believe they have traced all of the women filmed using records from his practice at Wootton Bassett, Wiltshire. He downloaded the pictures for his own sexual gratification and there was no evidence that he had shared the pictures online with anyone else. Bains admitted 39 offences against 30 women, aged 14 to 51, in two years to May 2012 and asked for another 65 to be taken into consideration when he is sentenced at a later date, Swindon Crown Court was told. The investigation into Bains started after police were tipped off by a 19-year-old lodger at his Swindon home, who fled after she feared the doctor had filmed her while she was having a shower. Bains had told the teenager never to move a watch that she found in the bathroom. She fled with a clock from her bedroom that she also suspected was being used to spy on her – and was found to contain a hidden camera. Detectives then went to his practice, Tinkers Lane Surgery, and seized a second watch that he used to record his patients. Two women detectives went through the recovered footage to try to work out who had been abused by the doctor. “They then had the task of identifying the victims and letting them know the horrible truth that the intimate examinations they had undergone had been secretly filmed by their doctor,” said Detective Inspector Mark Garrett, who headed the inquiry. Bains was remanded in custody to await sentencing once reports have been prepared. He has been suspended from practising by the General Medical Council. ------------- http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/the-nhss-worst-sex-offender-gp-used-secret-camera-in-watch-to-film-sex-abuse-on-200-female-patients-8536340.html -------------- pure MADNESS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Mintid Farayar;927365 wrote: Sourced from a 'phantom' Hargeisa newspaper Pirate Technique: Pick a prominent Somalilander with past Somaliweyn leanings, create a fake news story around a call for 'union', and watch as the finger pointing starts within the internal group. Classic pirate strategy! But the trick is getting a bit old these days.... +1

this is actually quite concerning.......baal let's see how this progresses once we've heard the elusive audio.

sending an official formal invite to the following SOLers to this thread and to exclusively troll with Al in the next hour or so: WW Somalia Tallaabo XX Regards, Al.