oba hiloowlow;929433 wrote: patience is a virtue inaar under the meantime read the book called 'the game' it will be helpful ........(in secret) you always say this but i never seem to grasp the key concepts dee...... you're right inaar. i have so much to learn from a knowledge ladies man like you. do you want go to the bar, so we could try these 'skills' of yours on less sensitive chicks, inaar?

(in secret) brovs, Oba, brovs, where is she? she's been in that bathroom for 10mins now dee. was it something i said? did i upset her, inaar? OMG, i did didn't? WTF is wrong with me? you're always so good with the chicks.......... i can't believe i ruined yet another golden chance? WTF is wrong with me dee? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;929427 wrote: Reeyo i should get payed for my services runtii do you know how many succesful marriages im behind? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@ Al im such a c-block ma is tiri. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba, what are you insinuating brovs..... that Al and Reeyo would make the ideal couple.......that's ludicrous (haha x 15). Al and Reeyo? you're kidding me somaha? that's MAD dee. (in secret) wink wink...i owe you one, brovs.

oba hiloowlow;929412 wrote: reeyo walaaley ajir ban shaqesanaya ii daa dee (in secret) brovs, GTFOH dee. why are you being a prick for.......she wants me and not you dee. she's making me jealous by talking to you. naga daa ciyaarta and just leave us to it. i'm gonna quickly make my move and if she's not interested, you can have a go, i'm quite sure you guys have a lot to talk about....and you can discuss your poor diet......not to mention, she'll ask you, every 5 mins, about the state of your mood....LOOOOOOOOOOL. (normal i.e = Reeyo can hear) what......? where are you going Oba? brov, you can't leave me ALONE and by myself. she's your friend...... and mine too......(nervous laugh)...... but we're such a big happy family, aren't we, the three of us, ma istidh dee?.....

Reeyo;929409 wrote: That can easily be amended. i'd rather NOT.....to be honest. things are prefect the way they are now. plus she's not my type, you know.

Reeyo;929393 wrote: Al- I would advise you to marry Hinda, she already completes you. Look how long it took you to make a cupa. Me and Hindz, as i call her, have a strict professional working relationships. i think we seem to get on fine.....and that's how i want to keep it, really.

oba hiloowlow;929389 wrote: ^^ Show Al make your move inaar quick ban ku idhi (in secret)....i don't know if Reeyo is available yet, for Al to go on the charm offensive and make his move. i reckon, she's into me too, brovs. i was watching this dating advise clip on youtube and it said that chicks don't like guys to move to them, so quickly, innit. Reeyo has the hots for me, i know it, but i'm trying to play mind games with her, marka hore, inaar.....maahmaahdi gaalka maxay ahayd...''treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen''...somaha, inaar?

Reeyo;929385 wrote: Al- Waayo? mid yaro geel jira maa ii haysa? its been 1 years since i was in a relationship. i was just comparing notes to see how you fared, that all. i'm single but i'm currently on sabbatical until 2014......

xabad;929361 wrote: Who are you to decide ? it's their country and they know best. +1

Reeyo, are you dating at the moment, if so, are you in a healthy relationship?

oba hiloowlow;929369 wrote: This is what i had for casho tonight haha... so much for i have a balanced diet. LOOOOOOOOL inaar, are you alright caawa? you seem rather depressed.

Nin-Yaaban;929325 wrote: AB ina'adeer, bal ii waran? glad tidings and the regards of the highest order to Nin-Yaban, bacda salaan, inaar, iska waraan? so dhag maha dee? have you bought the new Samsung yet? have you updated your desktop, too? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Wadani;929349 wrote: looool, very funny stuff. But I can tell ur a true H.A with the way u listed H.A sub.sub,sub,sub clans such as reer samatar alongside major clans such as H.Y. Ur either a clan novice or have delusions of H.A grandeur. to me they're all the same. i swear H.Y has 59 different jilibs or somethin'. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i hate H.A walahi. i don't even hang around with them, inaar..

Reeyo;929317 wrote: Sorry I don't have my Alpha translator on me but Mansoor and Summer-time are the places I know very well, especially their teas ok. i see. you were either a JJ or a dhaqan Celis marka, inaar.

Wadani;929324 wrote: Interesting....but Alpha where would u say sand dwellers occupy within the social strata of Somalialnd? Be objective. i think you have an illustrious history...... you can also be thanked for colonising and partially taming Arabs....and also as the achelis heels that has kept them at bay, but besides that..... your tribe has become obsolete in recent years, inaar. i'm particularly impressed by the great strides made by your cousins H.Y. they ought to rethink their Confederacy with a weak partner, i reckon. Al's SL Social Strata Pecking Order: 1. G.B's from Gabiley. they're like jews, inaar and work closely together. impressive stuff for people who just recently evolved. they use to plow with their teeth until recently. there was no tractors in Gabiley in 1975..., today, laakin, a real force to reckon with. 2. H.Y - demographically sparse and politically influential. financially, they're strong too. but much like the nouveau riche or the ''new money'', they have bad customs, lack culture and have a magaalo-joog xumo about them. large numbers in the diaspora has proved useful. 3. Xamari Diaspora in SL. very entrepreneurial and closely knit. there will be a genocide against them in 10 years, if they don't stop dominating the market. mogadishu beckons so their future is a little shaky. huge vacuum to be filled...upon their return home. 4. Moe Jesus - they've always ranked highly in the pecking order but in recently years, and perhaps worrying, there appears to be a resurgence of sorts about them. politically astute but geography is their killer. 5. Reer Samatar - the term ku qabso ku qadi meysid applies perfectly to these vicious thug-warriors. always ready to deal and to make a quick buck. in the last than 10 years, they've managed to lay claim, by force, to most of the prime real-estate in the country. but don't be fooled by the tough-manism and huge egos, they're reforming from within and secretly making great strides that'll bring them to the fore. 6. Little Saanbuur of H.J - growing exponentially but genetics hasn't been kind and has forever rendered them as laan-gaab ehlu naar. making full use of Big Sil's political patronage. 7. Nuux Ismail - a nation in decline. glorious past but years of churning out rotten offsprings has proved deadly to sustainability. still a major player but less time on being pretentious and more time working hard.... could catapult them to being pioneers and torchbearers again. . 8. Sand-dwellers - self-induced pity and nostalgia for yesteryears has impeded growth to only 0.2% p.a on all fronts. romantic past but very little substance in the last 20 years. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..

Wadani;929316 wrote: Oo ma reer gadiid ayaa Maansoor leh. Interesting. These damn Nuux Ismaaciils need to be purged from the elite capitialist class of Somaliland. Nuux Ismaaciil are on the decline, inaar. for decades, N.I's have have propagated myths, particularly through their artificial displays of being ''modern'' and possesing ''ilbaaxnimo''...which has enveloped everyone in smokescreens...the old generation were pioneers....their offspring, however, are REAL generates walahi. where intergenerational social mobility is the norm for most, these days,.......intergenerationally, N.I's are gradually sinking and wasting away in both political and indeed financial influence..... however, their contrived efforts to still maintain a dominant position, in today's social strata, is at best laughable and at worst pitful...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..:p

Reeyo;929308 wrote: Lol- Still got that job thanyou ferri much! -Just a tip dee. It's seems you went through too much trouble for tea when Mansoor serves tea at all hours for 2$, and the shaaxalee's outside for shaankoon. are you reer gadeed? what's your obession with the Mansoor and their expensive tea, dee. bloody Nuux uu Nuur dhalay miyaa mashruucagu, inaar? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wyre;929307 wrote: Wife's in somaliland don't take a day off, in fact they take a lifetime off like EU and USA i bet...ma istidhi? mine's craving for me now, inaar. but i've taken the day off so she's not talking to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH i just got a call from my friend from Qurbaha (from london but works in Germany). he's back! he came back! i can't believe he's here again. its going to be awesoooooooooooooooome. wow wow woooooooooooooooooow.

Reeyo;929302 wrote: LOL ^- Warya get a wife, she wont' take a day off. oo waayoo? were you a maid in your previous life?

oba hiloowlow;929284 wrote: alfooow you need this ma is tiri? Aint nobody got time for charcoal and balaayo kale. Btw whats up with the tin can? Don't you have digsi in your house. nacala iskabulo life maxaan ku dhaha Edit: I didn't see the Jalmad sorry it was a friday, inaar...... the maid was off. all these statutory provisions, which i've been forced to compile with, are causing me to waste 1hr making something as basic as tea. but i'm quite happy with the tea i made, ruunti. its much better than Hinda's crappy tea. i've told her to use as little tea leaves as possible.... half a dozen times now....... but she's still not listening. her cleaning is very good though and she always says salaams over the phone in a sensual voice....:p as for the cooker thing. i bought one but i don't trust Chinese made goods, inaar. i'm worried..... it'll explode.

oba hiloowlow;929278 wrote: Thanks inaar, due to the amount of support i've got from you guys i have decided to stay you see i don't want to dissapoint you guys bro, inaar, when you're not on SOL....its not even worth it walahi. you're too cool to quit SOL and your input is also appreciated, at least by Al. this place is severely lacking in interesting people, you know....

Wadani;929240 wrote: http://kirbyk.net/hod/image.of.africa.html thanks for posting. a stimulating read, walle.

how to make tea by Alpha Blondy 1. start the fire 2. then you'll need one of these: 3. some of these ingredients 4. one of these.... 5.then you'll need to prepare to pour the hot tea into the flask after it marinates all the ingredients and flavours....together. then you'll need to get ready to pure the tea into the flask with a filter. 7. viola. i'll be happy to discuss these techniques and any other cooking advise in the PMs.

Naxar Nugaaleed;929263 wrote: But there donkeys everywhere NN, man you're so silly sometimes. these donkeys are special and very rare dee. inaar, NO one is seeking to deliberately insult Las Anod ee naga daa...one of my friends from the Somaliland Guurti (House of Elders) was telling me about these donkeys and their importance walahi.